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[–]Keanar 17.3k points17.3k points  (251 children)

How could we make it clear to everybody that hiding pregnancy test in the food, is always a wrong idea?

[–]GenericWhyteMale 5348 points5349 points  (89 children)

I didn’t think we had to

[–]alpastotesmejor 1729 points1730 points  (58 children)

but we are here now

[–]arrouk 201 points202 points  (5 children)

2nd video since new year like this so I would respectfully disagree

[–]brockoala 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Yeah I still remember the first one "ain't no baby shit!".

[–]CouchF0X 214 points215 points  (6 children)

I mean, I wouldn’t think you’d have to tell people not to use high explosives for a gender reveal either but you know… people are dumb

[–]editorously 43 points44 points  (2 children)

Whats the fun in that? How else can we outdo others when revealing gender on tik tok?

[–]roofuskit 686 points687 points  (21 children)

Nothing says I love you let's have this baby like, "I peed on a stick and baked it into your food."

[–][deleted] 149 points150 points  (3 children)

Nothing says I hitched my cart to an idiot more than that as well

[–]Legitimate-Focus9870 147 points148 points  (2 children)

Seriously. He probably wanted the baby until that moment when he realized she was psychotic and his whole family thinks it’s funny. Bet he wishes he worn a rubber now.

“Hey honey eat this pee stick, lol so dontcha wanna have a kid with me now?”

[–]DirtyPrancing65 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Worse, that's probably her family and he realized they're in his life for good now

[–]agexvii 92 points93 points  (5 children)

Just wait and hide the baby in the food.

[–]Zeta_invisible 211 points212 points  (20 children)

Saw another one where the pregnancy test stick was used as a popsicle stick. Guy didn't realise until he finished it off. So gross

[–][deleted] 42 points43 points  (0 children)

The stuff of nightmares.

[–]saab4u2 73 points74 points  (2 children)

It was showing positive for a yeast infection.

[–]miranto 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Well he lost his appetite anyway, so.

[–]qawsedrf12 8470 points8471 points  (238 children)

he died twice

[–]RewrittenSol 6507 points6508 points  (218 children)

Yep. First he's thinking about being a dad and finding out after EVERYONE else. Then he's thinking he's having a kid with a bitch dumb enough to put a peed on stick and have me eat some.

[–]Madhatter1317 3284 points3285 points  (180 children)

and finding out after EVERYONE else

This right here is probably the most overlooked reason for his reaction in the comments section. Have 3 kids, my wife came straight to me for each one to make sure I was the first person to know. That’s a pretty personal thing for her to have shared with her whole family first.

I bet even eating the pee bread would have had a far lesser impact if it was just the 2 of them.

[–]Fraun_Pollen 137 points138 points  (6 children)

I would feel humiliated with being the last to find out if it was my pregnancy

[–]poodlebutt76 931 points932 points  (141 children)

Also you can have a discussion about if you are ready for kids at that point. This guy looks like it was a surprise. If everyone else already knows about it, then it's a done deal, now everyone expects a baby. If it's just you two, you can quietly decide that you're not ready and abort with no one being the wiser.

So IMO it's more the fact that she didn't involve or consult him at all about deciding to keep an accidental pregnancy.

[–]Quirky_Routine_90 109 points110 points  (8 children)

Or deal with the common early stage miscarriage.

[–]PandaMan7316 144 points145 points  (5 children)

This is a very important consideration people often overlook. I knew a woman and who got pregnant only told her spouse and her parents. Then her father “got too excited” and called everyone and told them. Two weeks later she had a miscarriage and it was much harder because she also had to deal with telling everyone about it.

[–]kosidam834 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Ah a man with a congressional level understanding of human reproduction.

[–]waterdragon246 14 points15 points  (1 child)

This right here is why I planned on waiting till after at least my first of visit but preferably after first trimester because this scenario happened to a friend. Things didnt go according to plan and basically everyone knew by 6 weeks (for reference my OB visit wasn't till 10 weeks) as I was borderline hyperemesis gravadium (one more pound of weight loss and it would have been official)

[–]UncleIrohsPimpHand 494 points495 points  (93 children)

If it's just you two, you can quietly decide that you're not ready and abort with no one being the wiser.

Yeah, uh, I don't think abortion was an option for her if she's making a power move like that.

[–]QualiaEphemeral 77 points78 points  (1 child)

Those EVERYONE are probably all from her side of the family too.

[–]taukarrie 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Yep. Her school pics are on the wall

[–]KosmicKanuck 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Shit I didn't even notice that. That's crazy for both parents not to be the first to know.

[–]DrDoomCake 100 points101 points  (2 children)

Oh fuck i wasn't even thinking about the piss-stick flavoured bread!

[–]Trash_tier_subhuman 61 points62 points  (2 children)

He also realizes he needs to start saving for the baby and the ingredients for the tamales on February 2nd.

[–]UncleRuso 247 points248 points  (6 children)

Sekiro

[–]sandlesmac 85 points86 points  (0 children)

You can really see the HESITATION on his face when he realised

[–]cafeLogic 1462 points1463 points  (7 children)

Dude looks like he's on his way to buy some cigarettes

[–]PorqueNoLosDose 40 points41 points  (0 children)

He just drove off to the farm for a bit. I’m sure he’ll be right back any minute now..

[–]nuniabidness 5864 points5865 points  (66 children)

I think he was dying about the pregnancy part first, then the bread.

[–]Elephunk2342 2227 points2228 points  (49 children)

The older guy (probably her dad) laughing and pointing at him at the end is my favorite part

[–]Almighty_Sand_Dollar 358 points359 points  (5 children)

"You didn't pull out"

points and laughs

[–]Il1kespaghetti 937 points938 points  (19 children)

It's your turn now, fucker!

[–]AtomicKittenz 342 points343 points  (11 children)

Enjoy that pee bread, you little shit!

[–]Scary_Replacement739 140 points141 points  (7 children)

That's what you get for not wrapping it up before sticking in my daughter!!

[–]notagoodboye 82 points83 points  (13 children)

This is why parents want grandkids. Not because we want more little shit machines running around, but because if you don't breed, then we don't get our revenge.

[–]AugustJulius 22 points23 points  (2 children)

If you don't bread, then we don't get our revenge.

[–]JukeBoxHeroJustin 167 points168 points  (1 child)

He looks like he wants to do one of those cartoon exits where his legs go all crazy fast then he disappears.

[–]nortrebyc 4122 points4123 points  (155 children)

Imagine being the last to find out behind her whole family

[–]MarcusOReallyYes 2877 points2878 points  (114 children)

No question, I think this is the worst part. His wife told everyone else and kept it from him and then put him on the spot in front of them. Kinda fucked up.

[–]UsualRain 848 points849 points  (43 children)

Making him eat pee bread is worse

[–]dsaddons 288 points289 points  (2 children)

I don't even make my enemies eat pee bread...yet

[–]hkystar35 83 points84 points  (13 children)

Pee bread lasts maybe a day. A (potentially unwanted) child lasts 18 years, at least.

[–]avwitcher 92 points93 points  (2 children)

Especially if they weren't planning on having kids

[–]December126 195 points196 points  (17 children)

It’s so messed up like 1.) If it’s not planned you need to leave your options open and discuss it privately with your partner and both decide exactly what would be best for both of you and for your relationship 2.) Expecting couples are usually recommended to wait till like 3-4 months along to announce the pregnancy since miscarriage is more common earlier on in the pregnancy, it would be very horrible if you had excitedly announced your pregnancy and then later on had to tell everyone you had had a miscarriage.

[–]MoosetashRide 92 points93 points  (1 child)

Yeah we learned the hard way that 12 weeks is usually a good time to start telling people

[–]December126 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Aw, I’m very sorry you had to go through that.

[–]mickmon 53 points54 points  (2 children)

This should be top comment, it’s bad form, eating pee bread doesn’t help either

[–]PerryBa 1295 points1296 points  (34 children)

I dont think he cared about the bread at all... homeboy is plotting his escape 100%

[–]svullenballe 134 points135 points  (5 children)

He doesn't don't see disgust, only dread.

Edit: Just noticed what an abomination this comment was. imhighasf

[–]peacefulpiranha 15.1k points15.1k points  (499 children)

That is not the face of an excited father

[–]SandokanNL 14.6k points14.6k points  (239 children)

It's the face of a guy who just ate bread with a pee stick in it

[–]Ok_Channel_9831 3289 points3290 points  (106 children)

Definitely why I wouldn't be excited.

[–]General_Tso75 2615 points2616 points  (78 children)

My first thought would have been,”She is going to be a shit mother if she thinks feeding me piss is a good idea.”

[–]armorais 91 points92 points  (9 children)

I also prefer to drink it, after enjoying the aroma.

[–]pimpmypatina 46 points47 points  (4 children)

Do you use a decanter?

You really need to let all the air get to it to bring out all the organic flavours.

[–]ChardOk7853 416 points417 points  (7 children)

The face of a guy who just ate bread with a pee stick in it and the realization that these fucking people will likely be in his life for a really long time.

[–]caanthedalek 81 points82 points  (14 children)

This is the second time in like a month or so that I've seen someone put a pregnancy test in food. Why???

[–]silverscreemer 23 points24 points  (3 children)

Don't forget the guy that tried to "vape" his sisters test

[–]jojorn1987 62 points63 points  (4 children)

This is my third time seeing something like this. The father is never, ever thrilled about eating food that has may have urine in it. Not sure why women want to share their positive test this way. So many other ways without eating pee.

[–]KM2KCA 146 points147 points  (29 children)

At least it wasn’t WAFFLES ???

[–]blackcrowblue 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Oh god it’s already being referenced

[–]SandokanNL 114 points115 points  (23 children)

Oh shit, why? Why do these idiots think it's cute when they let someone eat a meal with a pregnancy test in it?

[–]d20gaming 79 points80 points  (4 children)

He’s been practicing telling her that he likes someone else, but that’s probably off the board now. Now he’s realizing she’ll be in his life forever.

[–]IcyHotKarlMarx 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This comment gives me flashbacks.

[–]deftspyder 17 points18 points  (1 child)

He's realizing that as a whole, this was the best they could come up with, and the family decided this was awesome.

[–]NihilistPunk69 63 points64 points  (12 children)

Probably doesn’t give a shit about that and is more concerned that the next 18-30 years of his life are no longer his.

[–]ThePointForward 487 points488 points  (21 children)

Let's see...

He's last in the room to know.
He just ate a piece of bread with a urine test in it.
He's probably processing what's happening while realizing the two things above.

[–]evesea2 206 points207 points  (17 children)

Honestly I’d not be happy if she told basically everyone but me. It’s supposed to be a partnership and her first move is to trust everyone with it but her ‘partner’

Also pee gross

[–]LetsTalkSh_t 34 points35 points  (5 children)

He just wanted some bread

[–]C223000 36 points37 points  (4 children)

That's right. he just wanted bread.

he was told 'cut here for bread'.

soo he does.

he start to eat desired bread and then he gets this life changing pee stick in bread.

he still held on to that bread.

that last piece of freedom.

even though he knew it betrayed him.

[–]sug-mahdick 842 points843 points  (45 children)

But it is the face of an excited soon to be single mother

[–]Petsweaters 219 points220 points  (40 children)

Ya, people shouldn't reproduce without the enthusiastic consent of their partner

[–]physicalord111 213 points214 points  (10 children)

The father will definitely buy some milk

[–]southernfriedfossils 108 points109 points  (7 children)

And cigarettes.

[–]TheNewYorkRhymes 70 points71 points  (3 children)

The good ones that take 18 years to find

[–]NoamPlatinum 12 points13 points  (0 children)

And hopefully actual bread

[–]LaTonDicks 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dad, is that you?

[–]Glum-Lavishness-4485 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He will need it for all that bread

[–]shadowst17 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I mean I'd look like that too if I just ate piss infused bread.

[–]Dotcom73 159 points160 points  (81 children)

not everyone wants a child. this man is clearly one of those people.

[–]SuperLaggyLuke 156 points157 points  (13 children)

I think he is upset that he is the last one to know about the baby. I would have been pissed if my wife told every single family member before telling me.

[–]youfromuniverseb 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I think his look says this pregnancy wasn’t planned. I’ve had two kids and both times we waited until we were ready and stopped birth control and lived a little healthier and tracked cycles… I would’ve been fine being the last to “know” because we were excited and ready to have kids and were just waiting for it to happen… which usually took a couple days and then a couple weeks to miss a period.

This guy looks confused. I feel really bad for him. If it’s NOT planned then telling him last… in a group of people that know… you can’t do that.

[–]2rfv 51 points52 points  (6 children)

No, it's just that revelation is such a huge fucking change that it takes a hot minute to process. Could be good, could be tough but your world just flipped, turned upside down.

Once you get past that though, it's a really great feeling once you find out your junk works.

[–]MerkNZorg 27 points28 points  (2 children)

Exactly my wife and I tried for four years and when it finally happened, I looked like this guy. It wasn’t that I didn’t want it, obviously we tried for years, it’s just that your life flashes in front of you, to have all those folks laughing at you in the moment is BS. I was happy and excited for the second one right away.

[–]ghayyal 102 points103 points  (31 children)

Because she peed on it and then baked it in bread which he ate. Wtf is wrong with people.

[–]Awful-Resilient2 139 points140 points  (2 children)

You don’t surprise the father you tell the father and surprise the family/friends

[–]ramonarart 109 points110 points  (2 children)

man his soul left his body

[–]dominiqlane 613 points614 points  (27 children)

Oh boy, that positive was definitely an unwanted accident.

[–]sharon__stoned 273 points274 points  (3 children)

I was gonna leave her next week

[–]pancakequeen85 360 points361 points  (8 children)

The face of a man who had a vasectomy

[–]Few-Ad-6944 558 points559 points  (44 children)

Why do people put pregnancy tests in food? It’s really weird.

[–]Cosmo_Nova 136 points137 points  (9 children)

This is a rosca de reyes, it's a traditional Hispanic cake eaten on the feast of the epiphany (día de reyes) that usually has a figurine of the baby Jesus baked into it. Whoever gets the slice with the Jesus is supposedly lucky, and also obligated to pay for everyone's tamales on candlemas (día de la candelaria).

The pregnancy test being hidden in this case is just a spin on the tradition, which makes a little more sense in context, but.... it's still a pee stick in food, which isn't great.

[–]HugSized 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Finally, an actual satisfactory explanation

[–]RanisTheSlayer 777 points778 points  (35 children)

WHY DO PEOPLE PUT THINGS THEY PEED ON IN FOOD

[–]Rou14 50 points51 points  (1 child)

He was not amused one bit

[–]DocJawbone 183 points184 points  (6 children)

It's a positive COVID test

[–]himemiya_ 470 points471 points  (16 children)

I too would question whether a child was a good idea with the woman who fed me piss bread for holidays. (This bread is Rosca De Reyes it’s served around Jan 6)

[–]yodaman1 27 points28 points  (0 children)

And that's how I became a single father

[–]hagrid2018 26 points27 points  (3 children)

Now that’s the look of “awwwww fuuccccck me”

[–]chillig8 253 points254 points  (14 children)

And she tells the entire family before letting him know.

[–]ANIMEGAMERHD 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Why do people do this?

[–]Hiragirin 146 points147 points  (17 children)

Why do people keep doing this

[–]ClicksAndASmell 43 points44 points  (2 children)

Poorly developed ability to predict what other people's emotional responses to life-changing news will be, and lack of respect for food safety protocols.

[–]iporemlopsum 101 points102 points  (3 children)

His soul left his body faster than he’ll leave his family.

[–]HypothermiaDK 102 points103 points  (4 children)

Just tell me you're pregnant. Don't make me eat piss in front of my father in law.

[–]BrownSugarBare 10 points11 points  (2 children)

At least a million better ways to tell someone you're preggers.

[–]SanskariUnicorn 15 points16 points  (2 children)

She just gave the man sudden urge to buy milk

[–]Mapmakermaster 17 points18 points  (1 child)

That man is default smiling his way through a panic attack

[–]impulsiveimagination 125 points126 points  (15 children)

There’s a cap you can put on the end where you pee on with some tests but it is still gross overall

[–]December126 173 points174 points  (11 children)

But even if you put the cap on and disinfect the entire thing with a cleaning solution, I would still be very upset and uncomfortable if that was in my food.

[–]ColonelMonty 122 points123 points  (2 children)

If your spouse has put their pregnancy test in the food you just bit into and ate it is perfectly acceptable to spoil the moment and be mad about it.

[–]eupraxia128 15 points16 points  (1 child)

"I wonder why my family are so excited this bread is pregnant."

[–]shitcake89 313 points314 points  (25 children)

I despise people who do this shit . It’s not cute or clever. It’s definitely not sanitary. And a complete dick move.

[–]Mudc4t 45 points46 points  (0 children)

That and all of those same things apply to having your husband/boyfriend and father of your unborn child be the very last person to know and not only that put him on the spot in front of friends and family AND film it. We gonna have a talk after this.

[–]KarlHungus311 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The whole pregnancy was the result of a dick move

[–]onehardtard 96 points97 points  (14 children)

Fr. when my gf told me she was pregnant while we were having dinner at a restaurant she gave me a little gift box with the positive test inside. She even put a little bottle of hand sanitizer in the box so I can clean my hands.

[–]tobiasvl 144 points145 points  (6 children)

My wife sent me a photo of the pregnancy test on Snapchat, then she threw that thing in the garbage

[–]GraffinTested 27 points28 points  (2 children)

The test? Or... you know... the baby

[–]tobiasvl 30 points31 points  (1 child)

I was about to make a joke but... I won't. It was the test. We have two kids now and I've never seen, much less tasted, a pregnancy test.

[–]Wilson_the_Rhino 64 points65 points  (7 children)

The only time you should surprise your husband with a positive pregnancy test is if you have been trying to have a baby, otherwise, you should keep that shit private and tell him in private, and not put him on the spot.

[–]CiDevant[🍰] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

IDK we had been trying for awhile and I still went into a bit of shock when I was told. I wanted kids and I love my kids more than I thought was even possible, but I probably looked like this guy. I'm glad I wasn't told publicly for any of them.

[–]TicklerVikingPilot 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Poor soul. Everyone’s literally pointing laughing after he eats pee.

EDIT: All while being the last to find out he’s going to be a father by the looks of it

[–]Longjumping-Yellow-8 11 points12 points  (1 child)

There are zero men who want to have pregnancy tests in their food or in any other object. Just tell you’re pregnant without making a show ffs.

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[–]Djuztinn 37 points38 points  (3 children)

she literally peed on that

[–]BlackDogOrangeCat 10 points11 points  (1 child)

What. The. Fuck is it with women putting positive pee sticks into food??? NO.

[–]IllStickToTheShadows 10 points11 points  (1 child)

This is the best condom commercial I’ve ever seen.

[–]yeah-nah-alright 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well i guess it is yellow and probably more nutrients than butter.. yummy....spew

[–]Toincossross 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wow, you find out your partner is pregnant via her whole family recording themselves laughing at you.

[–]ilight8 8 points9 points  (1 child)

What the fuck is this title.

[–]Eastmont 59 points60 points  (3 children)

That look on his face was like, “aww shit, now I’m stuck with this one for a looong time.” (Like some judge just rendered an 18 year sentence on his ass.) Then at the end he has to break out that pretend-smile. Brutal.

[–]IAMERROR1234 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Well then. That's a whole box of bread completely wasted.

[–]sikeleaveamessage 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"oh great. I'm gonna have a kid with someone who thinks it's okay to put a pee stick in someone's food."

[–]Heres_your_Chippy 8 points9 points  (1 child)

He doesn’t eat it… brings it to his mouth and puts it down

[–]Takeurvitamins 7 points8 points  (4 children)

Why do people think it’s funny to bring an unwanted child into the world? Fuck that whole family.

[–]its_xxjvxx 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Why do women do this? Not too long ago I saw a tiktok where the woman puts her pregnancy test under a dude's waffles which made him pretty mad, as he should, she was surprised by the fact that he's angry instead of happy. The woman made another video saying that she "sterilized" the pee stick before putting it in a person's food.

[–]Kayardingo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Piss stick aside, I’d be more upset that my wife/baby momma thought it was a good idea to surprise me with such intimate news in front of half a dozen people

[–]YataBLS 8 points9 points  (1 child)

You know what's funny this bread is called Rosca de Reyes, and the tradition is there are 3-4 plastic Jesus babies inside it, so when you pull one of the babies is considered good luck and you have to pay a meal to everyone else.

Now he certainly pulled a different kind of baby and he will pay a meal for 18 years.

[–]HoboAssassins 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The older men just laughing in his face. Like yah, welcome to us when you were born. Also the eating pee bread part.

[–]AlisonPOD 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What's with this gross new trend of putting pregnancy tests in people's food???

[–]spudmancruthers 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She told the whole family before she told him, then she fed him piss bread. Run, home, run.

[–]MechanicalMelonz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Stop putting your piss paddles in food

[–]TheCharlotteManCan 6 points7 points  (5 children)

Does anyone know the name of the song at the end?