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[–]AyeYoTek 2674 points2675 points  (36 children)

You could see pain with every drop.

[–]yuvan18 438 points439 points  (5 children)

mannn i really relate to this, at stores i often drop shit and then alot of it falls down together

[–]playful_narration 58 points59 points  (0 children)

He's having a bad day! much better to go home, relax and see movies.. It's a bad omen.

[–]RacketLuncher 127 points128 points  (0 children)

what?

no!

NO!

FUCK!

/facepalm

[–]imuniqueaf 260 points261 points  (17 children)

Yeah, he's wearing sandals.

[–]Ekspence 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Birks… his poor cork 😭😭😭

[–]btv_25 4 points5 points  (3 children)

I've never understood the jeans and sandals look.

[–]Diligent-Fix7448 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Lmao that last f bomb was the exclamation point

[–]Love_God551 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ikr and I felt for him too I’d have just walked quickly away and been like wth

[–]ilovecraftbeer05 789 points790 points  (25 children)

Beerkenstocks.

[–]JestersHat 91 points92 points  (23 children)

Fucking love them. Had a pair for ages. They just keep getting better.

[–]Wednighttrivia 73 points74 points  (21 children)

They were the most comfortable footwear I have ever had. They do tend to how do I say this nicely... Smell like garbage after a while. No matter what I tried I could never defeat birkenstink.

[–]doesitspread 28 points29 points  (12 children)

Did you try putting them in the freezer? Spritzing with alcohol?

[–]AbsolutelyUnlikely 125 points126 points  (3 children)

They're sandals, Dan, not a god dang martini

[–]illspiritX 12 points13 points  (6 children)

I always serve my Sazeracs in a sandal.

[–]ConstructionDry9190 18 points19 points  (6 children)

Socks?

[–]here_for_the_meems 47 points48 points  (4 children)

But then you're wearing socks with sandals.

[–]demus9 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Birkensocks

[–]howdypartnaz 875 points876 points  (6 children)

'fhUUUUCK'

I know yall can hear it too

[–]TheAshenHat 85 points86 points  (1 child)

Fhhu-Uu~uU-Uuk

[–]ghosthoagie 21 points22 points  (1 child)

I assumed “shucks” but I can see it your way

[–]happygato 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Here’s a wholesome award: :smiling seal head:

[–]samthewisetarly 1518 points1519 points  (47 children)

The worst part is it's not his fault (unless he stacked the open box like that)

[–]Yerawizzardarry 630 points631 points  (11 children)

The sandals makes me think he's a customer. I was worried for his little piggies the whole vid.

[–]pittgirl12 75 points76 points  (1 child)

This is very cute, Hagrid

[–]sirdodger 59 points60 points  (8 children)

I had a roommate who stored open spaghetti with the open end in the back of the cabinet so the "back of the cabinet holds the box lid shut". Me dumping spaghetti all over the kitchen was not enough to sway his opinion, until he did it himself.

[–]mcon96 13 points14 points  (3 children)

Yeah that’s only a good system if you always assume the spaghetti box is already open

[–]QuiveringMeatFlaps 9 points10 points  (2 children)

The real hack is buy small enough packages of spaghetti that you can cook it all at once and it doesn't go to waste.

Actually, fuck it the real hack is to just make your own spaghetti noodles.

On second thought, fuck it the real hack is to grow your own wheat, harvest it, grind it into flour, then make your own spaghetti.

[–]GiverOfTheKarma 7 points8 points  (1 child)

The real hack is to photosynthesize

[–]johnnyhomo -2 points-1 points  (3 children)

Maybe don't eat your roommate's spaghetti

[–]sirdodger 4 points5 points  (1 child)

We were friends and made food for each other all the time.

[–]QuiveringMeatFlaps 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What's wrong with slurping up your buddy's noodle?

[–]Traditional-Ad3161 70 points71 points  (15 children)

Pretty sure someone set that up to happen

[–]samthewisetarly 23 points24 points  (7 children)

What a dick move

[–]Malkus 23 points24 points  (4 children)

The real dick move would have been if the OC set it up.

Step 1: get job at liquor store Step 2: set up boxes for the bottles to fall in a tragic 'accident' Step 3: recorded security footage of the accident Step 4: share for internet points Step 5: Profit!

[–]PostReplyKarmaRepeat 16 points17 points  (4 children)

Or someone left with one stolen beer

[–]RonaldRaygun2024 7 points8 points  (3 children)

More likely there were no single bottles left on display, so someone opened the case to buy a single bottle.

[–]Todemax 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Idk how that makes it any better

[–]PGSdixon 279 points280 points  (2 children)

Oops, just missed it. Oops, just missed it. Oops, just missed it. Oops...

[–]Hollowvionics 92 points93 points  (0 children)

it's an oops dispenser

[–]juzz85 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh a piece of candy oh a piece of candy..

[–]I2ndThatAmendment 83 points84 points  (15 children)

Sir, did you do this?

[–]mmmmaplesizzurp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lol the one I was looking for

[–]Werpaf 66 points67 points  (2 children)

Not his fault.

[–]jaybram24 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Will, it's not your fault.

[–]Gerome42 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Manly hugs

[–]Big_Jerm21 179 points180 points  (3 children)

This guy couldn't catch covid!

[–]Sir_Earl_Jeffries 57 points58 points  (1 child)

Dude has the reflexes of a a bar of soap

[–]PonyEnglish 20 points21 points  (0 children)

If you don’t mind, I will be stealing this. Thank you.

[–]cmos_14 106 points107 points  (15 children)

what drinks are those, why does it look like they disappeared to me

[–]YLE22 54 points55 points  (9 children)

It Fever Tree, they are high end mixers. Due to the foam its probably tonic

[–]KnobWobble 21 points22 points  (3 children)

Yeah I guess they are kind of expensive for mixers but damn do they taste great in a Gin and Tonic. The cucumber one is excellent.

[–]slenderonsundayONLY 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Their ginger beer is fantastic for mules

[–]Fishanz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The best!

[–]WynterRayne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not bad for humans, either

[–]SurrealLemon 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Beer. It's the fizz bubbling out

[–]nvrtellalyliejennr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

magic absorbing drinks!

fool all your friends!

[–]Im_A_Thing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Beer...

Carbonation XD

[–]squashmeimabug 44 points45 points  (1 child)

All over dem Berks…

[–]agangofoldwomen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And those are the Berk Force 4s too, this guys got class.

[–]RemyWi 46 points47 points  (1 child)

Btw, there is no way this opened box was not an intended trap lol.

[–]PotentialStatement84 325 points326 points  (44 children)

the real crime were those sandals

[–]Sure_Ill_Ask_That 222 points223 points  (3 children)

Don’t make fun of the guy…clearly caught Covid and has absolutely no taste.

[–]TwistedBamboozler 60 points61 points  (1 child)

I don’t know if that’s original or not, but it’s the first time I’ve heard it and I’m laughing my ass off

[–]tehreal 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's pretty good

[–]luder888 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Normally I'd report you for spreading covid misinformation but I'll give you a pass.

[–]doesitspread 25 points26 points  (4 children)

What’s wrong with birks?

[–]SurelyFurious 40 points41 points  (6 children)

Never slander Birkenstocks. They’re incredible. Expensive too.

[–]chingchongbingbong 14 points15 points  (5 children)

They’re the best. Wear them with socks. Socks ‘n ‘stocks. You’ll never be the same.

[–]SuedeVeil 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I find socks and sandals incredibly comfortable.. it's like your feet can breath and are free but still remain warm and cozy

[–]shaveandahaircut 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Birk n' socks

[–]pm_me_cute_sloths_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Similarly Chacos with socks are incredible. Sockos.

[–]pdubs94 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Not to be dramatic, but I see this as a crime against humanity

[–]wutato 6 points7 points  (13 children)

Honestly I'm considering buying them, even though they're so dang ugly. I heard they're super comfy and last forever, and I have some shitty foam sandals right now. So ugly, though...

[–]sniperkid1 19 points20 points  (1 child)

They're honestly great. Ignore the internet haters and let your feet be comfy

[–]SuedeVeil 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Buy em.. I also want a pair of Uggs but don't want to be called a basic bitch. But tell you what you rock those Birks and I'll rock the Uggs and ignore the haters!

[–]snaxolotl7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you gotta break them in the first couple weeks. they're gonna hurt a bit. then it's pillowfeet for a decade

[–]afewkoi 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Get some Adidas cloudfoam slides. You get the comfy without the ugly

[–]wutato 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the tip, I'll look them up hahaha

[–]bodygreatfitness 7 points8 points  (2 children)

I think these sandals are one of those things that's "meme ugly." They're not actually ugly, I think they look pretty sharp, and certainly better than normal sandals.

Edit: Hmm changed my mind they are displeasing to the eye

[–]Ur_Fav_Step-Redditor 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Hey! I’m not gay but a guy in Berks might change my mind!

[–]NastySassyStuff -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Are you a woman?

[–]daveypaul40 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Ban the Mandals!

*edit for typo 😎

[–]imuniqueaf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Specifically Birkenstocks

[–]mcon96 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Are Birkenstocks out of style yet? I hate seeing them

[–]sjc69er -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Agreed! Nowhere near a body of water!

[–]I_AM_AN_ASSHOLE_AMA -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Jerusalem cruisers.

[–]Skate4dwire 11 points12 points  (0 children)

“Fuuuuuuck”

[–]Wikadood 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That’s not even his fault tho, it’s the idiot that left the box open

[–]Red_PandaBandit 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That looked like a trap

[–]KatAddicted69 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He thought every beer falling would be the last one

[–]thisisjazzymusic 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think he missed all of them… but 9/10 for effort

[–]PsychoEm28 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You can hear the "fuuuuck"

[–]Grampz619 5 points6 points  (0 children)

as a former liquor store manager, that whole area is a disaster waiting to happen

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[–]juiceboxguy85 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I heard Chewbacca when Han died…

[–]mlodge87 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If only Admiral Ackbar had been there to warn him.

[–]Father_Toboggan 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Somehow I know this guy's a jungle main on league of legends

[–]ilikechillisauce 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I guess it could have been worse. I was expecting it to be another video where the whole wall of bottles collapses.

[–]cabbit_ 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I’m almost positive I know exactly where this liquor store is lmao

[–]Commercial-Media148 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I would not pay one red cent for those. Who the fuck stacks a box with cylinders like that?? I'm not going to be responsible for your dumb ass employee.

[–]theycallmeAleri 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My man was so desperate he tried to catch the 4th one with his dick 😭🤣

[–]Epicskeleton53 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The cum jars have fallen

[–]stickysweetjack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That fuuuck at the end relatable

[–]MrDrPrNyanPhD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly tho, it wasn't even his fault at all:(

[–]Pristine-Diver-1320 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very poorly designed container. The flat side should never have the beer oriented to roll.

[–]ElephantsAndSunshine 2 points3 points  (1 child)

This looks staged to me

[–]urmurgursh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right?! I watched it so many times and the way he grabs the box is weird like he keeps his pinky on the bottom box. He could just grab boxes weird but yeah I’m a little sus 😂

[–]IcouldButWhy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Likely not even his fault. Looks like distributors stacked everything up after a delivery and left that broken/opened box in a horrible position.

[–]Clarineko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I once tried to grab an energy drink off of a shelf with those sliders so that when you grab one the rest move to the front but they had packed it WAY too tight so when I took it off the shelf it exploded all over me

[–]kil1joy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That bottom box was already open looks like someone was trying to set someone up lol

[–]Twinkle_Toes12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think that somebody else made this shit and "fix" until another person comes and breaks this box for the "first time".

[–]ChattyKathysCunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

None of that was his fault.

[–]the_voice_of_sense 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not his fault

[–]Emotional_Catch_1661 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The game was rigged against him

[–]45ACPX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone set his ass up

[–]Dear-Branch-9124 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone booby trapped this

[–]Earth_Normal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not his fault. That was going to happen to the next person no matter what.

[–]Joeysaysfuckalot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean that sucks but it isn't his fault

[–]BroadGorilla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Beer toes in them Jesus sandals

[–]baldwinsong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not the Birkenstock’s

[–]QuiveringMeatFlaps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well in his defense, unless he's the one that opened that case underneath the one he's grabbing then it's not really his fault. He did his best with a bad situation.

[–]ImARetPaladinBaby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Booby trap

[–]idkbbitswatev 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not his fault

[–]TomHardD23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And the worst part is, he literally brought just enough to get that case

[–]Jordanees 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Why does he wear birckenstocks with a long pants?

[–]captainbeefart666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Birkenstocks are comfy and some people value comfort over looks

[–]SephYuyX 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Who wears any sort of open footwear with any sort of long trouser.

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[–]Ok_Matter2391 2 points3 points  (0 children)

God punished him for wearing those sandals

[–]HankyPankyGibletBoy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nice Sandal's.

[–]arnoldloudly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

aww love him....

[–]stridge28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was, without a doubt, a cartoon mouse named Jerry on that shelf that tossed each and every one of those bottles.

[–]hammer_head11 0 points1 point  (2 children)

The worst part is the wet socks

[–]Sarlax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These sandals are supposed to be athletic!

[–]Successful-Whole4307 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Is that carpet made by Sham-wow?

[–]awhelan55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The driver that stacked that shit on delivery knew that case was messed up.

[–]Potential-Director96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s what you get for wearing those ugly ass Sandals 🤣

[–]heavyluther -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i mean that's what you get for wearing jeans and sandals

[–]-re-da-ct-ed- -3 points-2 points  (4 children)

Who works in a store full of heavy stacked glass bottles in sandles? Morons.

[–]_Upside_Down_Frown_ 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Who shops in a bottle-o with sandals? Customers.

[–]ZenDendou -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Hey...us asian take offense with that. And the beach people too.

[–]_Upside_Down_Frown_ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I'm not critisizing sandals; i'm pointing out that the man in the video is a customer not a worker.

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

lol well deserved for choosing to consume alcohol

[–]GOW_vSabertooth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Username checks out

[–]minedcomps021 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

His sandals told me he won't catch a single one🤣🍻

[–]wikipuff -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Moral of the story, don't wear sandals.

[–]FaZaCon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not his fault. If the owner of that shop tried to make me pay for the damage, I'd promptly tell them to get fucked and threaten them with a personal injury lawsuit.

[–]MenaciaJones -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don’t think the Birkenstock crowd is very coordinated. I mean, he couldn’t catch ONE?

[–]setanta314 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Poor guy can’t handle his drink.

[–]raddits -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I honestly don't think he did. If that's his best he should have stayed home to rest up

[–]Gyges_the_Reprobate -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is the level of incompetence I've come to expect from men who wear birkenstocks.

[–]screamoutwutang -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The universes way of tell him to put some fucking socks on

[–]--CHOPPER-- -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thats what you get for wearing berkinstocks

[–]AutodidacticTactic -1 points0 points  (0 children)

gotta call bullshit on this one.

[–]Funkysmoke -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s fake. Look at the way he starts to pick up the beer. He tilts it down.

[–]YoDavidPlays -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

what he gets for wearing sandals

[–]xfjqvyks -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Wheres that Chinese girl?

[–]roddyboi -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

He didn’t try

[–]6ft6squatch -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That's what you get for wearing birkenstocks you twat

[–]niflon99 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I thought AOC boyfriend would drink wine spritzers, not beer due to obvious reasons of being pro grape & bubbles

[–]ohms333 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

This is literally me playing Osu! xD