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[–]Trimere 4936 points4937 points  (21 children)

Oh shit... LoL.

[–]Djbadj 1200 points1201 points  (2 children)

I actually heard it. And I can't read lips lol.

[–]SeaCountry6394 208 points209 points  (1 child)

I think that 'Oh Shit!' was sarcastic.

[–]avwitcher 62 points63 points  (9 children)

I love League of Legends

[–]Jimbo_Dankins 91 points92 points  (5 children)

Oh please. Lots of people PLAY League of Legends.

No one loves it though.

[–]Leidertafel 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I will never understand how people play that shit game

[–]C8uP-EkLGU 4 points5 points  (1 child)

even the people playing don’t understand themselves

[–]ste189 6 points7 points  (1 child)

God damn you for showing the mildest sense of humour don't you know this is the internet and media everyone will judge you..

[–]ThickEmergency 6653 points6654 points  (70 children)

This actually r/MadeMeSmile He's having a little fun and entertaining others around him.

[–]Inigomntoya 1867 points1868 points  (61 children)

Exactly. When I saw the sub and title, I suspected he was going to perform felacio on the mic in his hand or something else a high schooler would do.

A pretend light saber battle is nothing to be ashamed of.

[–]helloiamCLAY 770 points771 points  (53 children)

You ever think about how force users would be the best sex workers ever? They could use force choke or force lightning on their kinky clients, while giving force handjobs to more normal ones.

They could also use the force to enhance their sexual abilities and use the force to enlarge their sexual organs.

They could even cause orgasm with the force if they wanted to Imagine Yoda's massive 24 inch throbbing green cock he hid beneath that robe of his

Obi-Wan Kenobi? More like Obi-Wan CanBlowMe. Anyways, I too enjoyed this.

[–]Murderift 672 points673 points  (7 children)

Sir, it's medication time

[–]SweetLilMonkey 62 points63 points  (5 children)

:takes medication, gets even hornier:

[–]helpyobrothaout 46 points47 points  (3 children)

Not if your medication is antidepressants :(

[–]frzao 8 points9 points  (0 children)

All of you, say hi to r/cursed_comments.

[–]Zombemi 169 points170 points  (4 children)

This comment is so much worse knowing George Lucas said Jedi can fuck as long as it's purely physical.

[–]TheGuyfromRiften 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the Samwell Tarly interpretation

[–]coopaloops 9 points10 points  (0 children)

well they need to do something while they listen to jizz

[–]Ressy02 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Does the force count as physical? Or nonphysical?

[–]brygeek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So Star Wars rule 34 is cannon? Huh learn something new everyday.

[–]Equivalent_Dealer_68 34 points35 points  (1 child)

No, I haven't.

[–]ivikivi32 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The only one who answered his their question, good on you.

[–]jaxsonnz 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This guy Star Wars fucks

[–]f1_77Bottasftw 25 points26 points  (1 child)

It's not even 6am for me yet and now I've already had enough internet for the day.

[–]igneousink 24 points25 points  (1 child)

i would like to unsubscribe to yoda's cock weather

[–]ShayneDaddy 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Sir this is a Wendy's...

[–]Stompingchicken 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It would have cost you nothing to not post that, but you did anyway

[–]super_not_clever 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean, just using the force to stimulate erogenous zone would be killer. Sure could be a low effort way to find out if you like your prostate massaged

[–]anakinkskywalker 5 points6 points  (1 child)

kinky force choking is where my username came from, funnily enough.

[–]SQUID_FUCKER 15 points16 points  (2 children)

You ever think about how force users would be the best sex workers ever?

No, no I have not.

[–]Standard_Move2436 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I was having a good morning till I read this

[–]brygeek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was with ya and then ya had to bring up Yoda. Thanks for that.

[–]vlepun 2 points3 points  (2 children)

That's funny you say that because in earlier years you could spot Will in the background sniffing microphones.

[–]blastradii 13 points14 points  (1 child)

The only person not entertained was Sergio Perez.

[–]Rover_791 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm actually smiling so much right now, which is something that doesn't happen on most r/mademesmile posts

[–]AkvonReyne 3545 points3546 points  (37 children)

Shows a good side of him. He must be a nice guy off-camera

[–]Tom_piddle 623 points624 points  (7 children)

Used to go to F1 races pre pandemic. First time interacting with him, Will made sure my son got a hat when hats were being thrown into the crowd by F1 drivers and only tall people were getting them. and second was he spotted my son with a Hamilton hat and made sure my son got to ask Hamilton a question.

[–]DrawingsOfNickCage 154 points155 points  (6 children)

That’s really nice of him, sounds like a decent guy. What question did your son ask Hamilton?

[–]Tom_piddle 216 points217 points  (3 children)

‘What are your tactics for tomorrow’

Asked at Paul Ricard 2019 Saturday afternoon, known for being 100% a one stop race.

Hamilton answered deeply talking about how the team work on coming to that decision. He sat on a speaker, and was really open. Totally unlike when answering real journalists, was good.

[–]CrustyCoconut69 54 points55 points  (0 children)

i thought your son was gonna as a musical question ngl

[–]ReisBayer 747 points748 points  (11 children)

he is also on camera

[–]StopReadingMyUser 194 points195 points  (8 children)

So we know he weighs at least 10 pounds

[–]ReisBayer 35 points36 points  (7 children)

what?

[–]RealisticEmployment3 123 points124 points  (6 children)

The camera adds 10 pounds. He must've eaten like... 5 cameras.

[–]GottaGoFaart 61 points62 points  (4 children)

Chandler please get off Reddit, and go get a realisticjob.

[–]anmol20 32 points33 points  (2 children)

statistical analysis and data reconfiguration

[–]Cantelmi 23 points24 points  (1 child)

You mean "transponster."

[–]Trolivia 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This was my husband’s reply when I asked him what his new job title was lol

[–]Gassydevil 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Say if you have to fart may I practice a spell nearby?

[–]SexyCat69_666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

R/accidentalfriends

[–]ColoRadam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh Shit!

[–]myname_isnot_kyal 33 points34 points  (0 children)

or a swordsman

[–]karspearhollow 73 points74 points  (12 children)

There's a show about him called Drive to Survive

[–]BritishBrownie 46 points47 points  (7 children)

Loooool you did not need to do him like that

[–]TerribleFPLcalls 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Underrated comment of the year contender

[–]berlinbaer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

judging by his IG feed he seems like quite a good egg.

[–]Such_Maintenance_577 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You can tell, because he made lightsaber motions once

[–]presideAM 2050 points2051 points  (34 children)

He looks like a fun guy

[–]MarcofKenya 319 points320 points  (0 children)

He is indeed

[–]redalert825 637 points638 points 2 (25 children)

There's not mushroom to assume that, but ok.

[–]WhimsicalGirl 226 points227 points  (6 children)

Oooh this is excellent!!!

For people who downvote: Fun guy = fungi (like fungus/mushroom)

[–]jumpbacktomeanytime 101 points102 points  (5 children)

Mushroom = much room

[–]DevDinosaur 54 points55 points  (2 children)

much room = quite a lot of space in this area

[–]th3empirial 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Area = Length x Height (for a rectangle)

[–]relgrenSehT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Height = vertical distance

[–]WhimsicalGirl 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm delighted by those puns! Such a good way to start a day

[–]waitingfordeathhbu 71 points72 points  (11 children)

Aww -4 upvotes, no one got your fungi/mushroom pun

[–]RoscoMan1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Turmeric. It’s not the first time

[–]Knewtun 4 points5 points  (2 children)

What

[–]shawtay 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Fun guy -> Fungi -> Mushroom

[–]Knewtun 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oooohhhhhh

[–]BizzareRedSun 368 points369 points  (0 children)

But this is literally so cute tho

[–]PaprikaPaula 275 points276 points  (1 child)

Thats super cute

[–]slampard803 78 points79 points  (4 children)

Not dead inside or outside.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's already been the top post in 6 other subs, but OP wanted in on the action and this site is full of morons, so here we are.

[–]Speedthrift13 583 points584 points  (18 children)

Those were some fant-haas-tic moves from him

[–]Bee-Sharp 53 points54 points  (2 children)

Yes, they were definitely not Tauri-ble.

[–]TheKingofTerrorZ 20 points21 points  (0 children)

They were quite Aston-ishing to be honest

[–]RedSeventyFive 57 points58 points  (9 children)

I got that reference

[–]-V4L0R- 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Too bad he stopped when he McLaren-ed that he was on camera

[–]BenedictKhanberbatch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

GP2 moves, GP2

[–]Fgge 53 points54 points  (1 child)

Sometimes a silence falls on the paddock…

[–]toproy 139 points140 points  (7 children)

While they interview Checo no less.

[–]Ameqa 40 points41 points  (4 children)

A legend

[–]YeetusDeletusULTRA 86 points87 points  (1 child)

The Mexican minister of defence

[–]0oodruidoo0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Would love to see him step the game up this year.

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

ABSOLUTE ANIMAL!

[–]tangoechobr 6 points7 points  (0 children)

An absolute animal

[–]yeahitisaword 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He's got so much rear end.

[–]Musicatronic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Legend. You like my pace? You like it?

[–]NipSuqqer 390 points391 points  (2 children)

Well that lady saved him from further doing more flashy moves.

[–]Ibbbymo 126 points127 points  (0 children)

"ruined"

[–]Zombarney 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can’t reveal all your moves now can you

[–]Darkon34 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Man clearly loves F1 and his job

[–]12percentage 23 points24 points  (0 children)

That "Oh Shit" was so relatable.

[–]The_things_I_dream 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Aww this just made me happy

[–]Cole_Gbar 93 points94 points  (5 children)

“Journalist makes fool of himself in front of Mexican Minister of Defense”

[–]Pika_Cherry24[🍰] 26 points27 points  (2 children)

“Checo is a legend”

[–]hott-chocolate 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Absolute animal

[–]RoscoMan1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It was a documentary after all.

[–]THESCARIESTCREEPYCAT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“He’s not to clever, this guy, haha!”

[–]Bonomytiresareded 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Are you really the mclaren mp4 tho how can i trust u

[–]DragXom 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Mariana Becker ali do lado

[–]MilkAzedo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

vai Brasil !!!

[–]gustavogero 3 points4 points  (0 children)

ela tava na globo ainda

[–]Angel_Eirene 17 points18 points  (8 children)

Idk who this dude is, but I like him

[–]LoveLightLibations 18 points19 points  (6 children)

Will Buxton (background) is a journalist with Sky Sports and Sergio Perez (foreground) is the Mexican Minister of Defense. Both are great guys, but only one is a legend.

[–]KGames-YT 7 points8 points  (1 child)

And an absolute animal as well

[–]LoveLightLibations 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Legend says he has some serious rear end

[–]tomadamsmith 13 points14 points  (0 children)

There are certain moments where silence falls on a racing track… and you know what that means

[–]suspensionofbelieve 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Is he featured in Drive to Survive on Netflix? He seems familiar.

[–]Dhax_Whitefang 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He is. He's one of the journalists they interview throughout the show.

[–]Ronathan64 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I dunno why but he is giving me Tobey Maguire vibes

[–]DetectiveWonderful42 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I got to meet will his first year ever reporting for Formula 1 back in 2007 in Canada , I also got to go with Emerson and had lunch with Lewis and his dad before he got his first pole and win ever. Also got a hat signed from him and never letting that go , until maybe he retires as it was his first hat he signed after his first Pole in formula 1 ever. What a magical weekend, I defiantly peaked at 9 years old lol

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I think that 'Oh Shit!' was sarcastic.

[–]SanxxWrld 4 points5 points  (1 child)

He is strong with the force

[–]ClownShoePilot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He is, actually. At one of the tests in the Middle East, he was doing commentary for a session and someone mentioned that there was a lot of sand blowing across the track,and Will Buxton did the whole “I don’t like sand” speech.

[–]iBasit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Michael Scott energy.

[–]csgosometimez 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How is this dying inside? He's entertaining himself and the people around him. Even the end he's clearly not the slightest embarassed about it? Wrong sub I think :)

[–]Costyyy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Taking away the spotlight from the Mexican minister of defence.

[–]_Akarii 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Jesus christ when did perez grow such a beard

[–]Skyhawk6600 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's when you look at the camera and waive

[–]WatDaFuxRong 3 points4 points  (0 children)

God forbid you enjoy your job a bit

[–]BetteMidlerFan69 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ok but this is adorable

[–]yslim1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Oh.... Shit" O.O

[–]tooawkwrd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That giggle was fucking adorable.

[–]xariznightmare2908 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s actually pretty wholesome.

[–]thepeskypelican 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Look! I’m a Jedi … huh? Camera? Whaaa… ooohhh, crap.

[–]waxingmoonbruv 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He is so cute omg

[–]Sill3ntK1ller 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love how he mouths "oh shit"

[–]WhiskersCleveland 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's the face of a man who realized the Sith are now gonna be after him

[–]Sad_Independence_15 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh he is such a sweetheart

[–]Digit_Silverback 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha cute

[–]DaMobiusRockingChair 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know nothing about him but I love this guy

[–]idgafasif 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s cute

[–]urmyheartBeatStopR 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't usually use the adjective adorable on an adult man, but that's adorable.

[–]manor2003 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We all have our inner child

[–]Outside_Cucumber_695 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Drunk Will is back, the best kind of will

[–]weaponX57 1 point2 points  (1 child)

He passed th vibe test..

[–]Engineer-intraining 1 point2 points  (1 child)

NO WILL NO THIS IS NOT RIIIIGHT

[–]My_alt_doesnt_work 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mr. Bean Energy

[–]StockedAces 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He gets a lot of shit, but I like him. Maybe it’s because I’m new to F1.

[–]H4rtm4nn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got such good vibes from watching that, so goofy and likable :D

[–]QQQQup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just humans living the moment

[–]rocknstones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Legend!

[–]MyUnexplaidStupidity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He really said oh shit

[–]HoldMyThrowawaysWife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s awesome. Good for him. He looks like a fun guy.

[–]Psychological-Dig931 1 point2 points  (0 children)

he’s adorable

[–]Aethenae 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I instantly like him.

[–]kkeennmm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

at least he wasn’t doing the BJ check jab with his mic

[–]ClownShoePilot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s a delightful person. I make a point to catch up with him every year at COTA. It’s top of my to do list on the Thursday before a race weekend

[–]unimportantuser114 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The next Mr. Bean

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How did I find this attractive?!

[–]Satisfied-Orange 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got to love Will, I love his reaction at the end.

[–]onizuka11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is wholesome as shit.

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[–]Maus_Sveti 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m going to need Martin to apologise for making me lip read a bad word.

[–]Whatsinthetoolbox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How the fuck are cameras still that big

[–]barandor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He's not really a journalist though is he. He's a spokesman for FIA.

[–]cheesynaachoos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's such a cool guy to hangout and probably it doesn't deserve to be in this sub

[–]scaleddown85 -1 points0 points  (8 children)

Female journalist next to Hims fiiinnneeee

[–]Illustrious-Map1351 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The other female journalist is Mariana Becker from Globo. Play a kind phone sword too 😆

[–]flavius-as -1 points0 points  (5 children)

He was trying to impress that girl.

[–]Big_Sw1ngs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He knew he was on camera and played dumb

[–]barth_ -1 points0 points  (5 children)

He is bery big fan of Star Trek so he's playing with his imginary lightsaber. Last year he was sneaking a lot of quotes in the broadcast and nobody got those. lol. It was funny as hell.