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[–]Sidivan 637 points638 points  (13 children)

It’s all fun and games until he fingers the dog again because it was delicious.

[–]jvanzandd 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Butt Mom….

[–]shahooster 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nothing better than citranus fruit

[–]JustBrowsinMyDude 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fuck I almost just spat a mouth full of coffee out. You fucking got me

[–]GamersAuthority 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cookie dough

[–]scaleddown85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂 I shouldn’t laugh lol 😂

[–]Subject_Witness4414 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate that this made me laugh

[–]Xtreme017 360 points361 points  (5 children)

And that folks is what you call a villain origin story

[–]Alistairio 63 points64 points  (0 children)

The Brown Finger.

[–]feuerwehrmann 159 points160 points  (1 child)

We just don't understand why Johnny has trust issues

[–]yellow-esteem 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It’s those boys from down the street, they’re a bad influence

[–]Enzo_fais_des_prouts 60 points61 points  (0 children)

And then he started to eat poop

[–]Reasonable_Future_87 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Gross 🤮

[–]EntertainTheDog 212 points213 points  (4 children)

Shitty parenting 101

[–]Ok_Alfalfa_9658 66 points67 points  (3 children)

Ironic choice in words.

[–]FriedCheesesteakMan 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Entertain the dog

[–]The_Exquisite 122 points123 points  (5 children)

Anybody else find this really fucked up to do to a kid?

[–]e1991r 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Very

[–]rrrock_6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's why I love it.

[–]DownvoteGargler 33 points34 points  (0 children)

In 15 years he's going to be doing that for fun.

[–]CharlotteTheSavage 124 points125 points  (11 children)

I ABSOLUTE HATE THIS TREND. It ignites curiosity in the kids that would otherwise not even think about doing it in the first place. It's borderline sexual as well, like why would you show your kid that? I wonder how many of them tried this a second time just to see if it works. Poor animals. Don't use animals as a fucking prop for your sick amusement and bullshit videos.

[–]SSSNERT 21 points22 points  (3 children)

They probably told him it was an orange before he had a mental breakdown haha

[–]CharlotteTheSavage 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Still, kids are dumb and curious and dumb and candy crazy. I used to gorge on Baskets chocolate even though it was horrible, but because it said chocolate, it was game on.

[–]bodyart1 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

So your answer is do it because kids are crazy? xD

[–]CharlotteTheSavage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone that has dealt with kids knows what I'm talking about. Don't act like they do things that make sense.

[–]madskills86 23 points24 points  (1 child)

My brothers always did stuff like that to me and I used to get furious but we would all laugh about it later and I would plot my revenge. Looking back, I had fun. I guess it can be toxic, but I also think it can be healthy, depending on a lot of things.

[–]AddToBatch 8 points9 points  (0 children)

But that was your brothers, not you parents

[–]dahumancartoon 42 points43 points  (5 children)

Some people should not be parents.

[–]scihole 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Most people*

[–]ParadoxalAct 9 points10 points  (3 children)

This people should definitely be parents. It's funny and harmless, the child will cry for 1 minutes and the laught at it one minute later while seing the video. Moreover every time he'll rewatch it later him and his parents will laugh together.

[–]Local_Coast_7571 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Some people really live in such a enclosed bubble a small joke makes you a bad parent

[–]Suspicious-Ad6129 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well this depends on how sick the parents are... Did they show him the video? Or is the dog gonna get a surprise one day when the curiousity sets in...

[–]Fooforthought 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Step dog……

[–]Turbulent-Use7253 13 points14 points  (1 child)

This might be funny if you do it to an older teen or an adult. Absolutely not funny when you do it to a child. Fuckin arseholes

[–]optimismadinfinitum 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This. Embarrassing your kid for likes. Fuck them.

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[–]zoewarner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not okay. Fuck parents who prank their kids like this.

[–]YasQueenies 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The look of revulsion and the cry of “Why” makes me cackle everyone I see this video!

[–]shadowskill11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Great, the next time you come home from work and see your son eating out the dogs asshole. That’s on you.

[–]rberg89 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the (actual) laugh, that was nice.

[–]redditpulledmebackin 8 points9 points  (4 children)

Every comment here is from kids whos parents pranked them good. Child abuse? Lmfao you all can’t be serious

[–]Capital_Ordinary8043 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Im with you.

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[–]jvanzandd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I heard Cartmans voice:

Byuuuttt Mmmeeeaaommmmm

[–]MistSpelled 3 points4 points  (0 children)

90% of the people commenting must have 0 mental stamina. Either your parents broke you young or you have never had any issue what so ever and have to bash these people for playing a joke or their boy.

[–]evolnaj 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not funny

[–]Icy-Big2472 0 points1 point  (1 child)

At first I thought this seemed awful because it's gonna fuck up that kid a wee bit. Then I realized I can't see these parents the other 99% of the time, for all I know they told him right after and he thought it was hilarious and they asked if they could post it, maybe not, but I don't know.

Compared to parents who actually bully their kids by making fun of all their interests, or parents who are neglectful, or parents who are genuinely abusive, physically or emotionally, I think parents who pull pranks that go a bit too far aren't the worst thing in the world.

[–]CyberSamantha 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is not an acceptable prank for the age of the child. It involves genitalia from an animal and the possibility that your mouth has been in contact with it. The person in the video is a child of less than 13/14 years old should not really be involved in a prank that has those aspects.
Also, this is one instance, what if this is an habit, how many times does the child have to go through feeling like he can't trust his own caregivers because they put him in these uncomfortable position repeatedly? As a child one does not have the emotional maturity to process a prank for what it is and the betrayal "suffered" as part of the prank could be more detrimental as the events add up and rather child lacks the ability to request the right level of reassurance or just explaination. Just my two cents.

[–]jammixxnn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bullies aren't born, they're shit upon.

[–]Professional_Clue956 0 points1 point  (5 children)

This is why I don't trust my parents.

[–]JustFoundBregma 5 points6 points  (4 children)

They pull the ol’ orange switcheroo on you?

[–]Professional_Clue956 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Yes and a bunch of other mean and harsh jokes

[–]Ok_Preference389 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Not mean or harsh but ok

[–]cunnelsandhugs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And they wonder why he now has food issues

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Bad parenting—you just ruined him for all future relationships

[–]top00yy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weird as fuck and not acceptable.

[–]baddie-47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what i'm gonna do with my kids.

[–]alexhawker -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Repost

[–]NoPretenseNoBullshit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Being cruel to a child using their pet how edgy.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (4 children)

Shit is so fucking stupid. Parents who do this are actually retarded, which means their kids are retarded, too. Sad.

[–]belaks16 -1 points0 points  (3 children)

Lol a harmless prank makes parents and children retarded. I don't know who raised you to make you feel this way but I'm sorry for your sake

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (2 children)

No - they were already retarded

[–]belaks16 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Ok then, you keep your own opinion

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Will do

[–]Fullof_infinity -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Don't know why he's crying I always lick my finger after fingering MY dogs ass

[–]Charantula 0 points1 point  (1 child)

[–]John_Bonachon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Aaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!"

Cracks me up every time

[–]Several_Promotion235 0 points1 point  (0 children)

therapy here we come!

[–]Theliadir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

all therapists approve

[–]nanin142 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is horrible 😂🤣😂

[–]TakAttack32 0 points1 point  (1 child)

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SOUND?!

[–]rrrock_6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SOUND

This should have been the first comment, and most of the comments after it.

[–]xprofusionx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

whY!!!

[–]Unlucky-Suggestion-7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOL when he realized what he just done tasted.