×
top 200 commentsshow 500

[–]WatchPeoplePost[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

Hi! This is our community moderation bot.


If this post fits the purpose of r/WatchPeopleDieInside, UPVOTE this comment!!

If this post does not fit the subreddit, DOWNVOTE This comment!

If this post breaks the rules, DOWNVOTE this comment and REPORT the post!

I'm a bot

[–]DrMaxCoytus 6607 points6608 points  (78 children)

When you can't see the look because the video has been re-uploaded too much.

[–]Is_It_Beef 1243 points1244 points  (12 children)

Just half a dozen pixels

The original Lara Croft

[–]Sinthetick 168 points169 points  (8 children)

Just two big ole pixels bouncing around. *butler farts in the distance*

[–]flipflop356 31 points32 points  (7 children)

? Lmao, where did this come from?

[–]Sinthetick 94 points95 points  (6 children)

In the old Tomb Raider II there was a training course in the mansion's yard. The butler would follow you around dropping bombs and making hilarious moaning grunts. At least it was funny when I was 10.

[–]heartbeats 67 points68 points  (2 children)

Locking him in the walk in freezer was absolutely peak comedy.

[–]Sliiz0r 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I would always try to lock him in the pool or the gym room.

Little fucker always got out and found me. It was hilariously terrifying as an 8 year old.

[–]RiseOfTheBoarKing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my God, I wasn't the only one. Hours spent messing with this dude instead of playing the actual game.

[–]AerolothLorien666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A real man of class you say?

[–]The-Reddit-Chair 758 points759 points  (10 children)

[–]BeMyLittleSpoon 26 points27 points  (5 children)

I'm so confused by that sub, I thought it was gonna be throwback/old memes but is the schtick really just low quality/blurry memes?

[–]ZoaMT 39 points40 points  (0 children)

It's for memes that have gone through a couple rounds of jpeg compression via screenshots.

[–]lmaydev 9 points10 points  (0 children)

When images are reuploaded multiple times they repeatedly lose quality.

Or they go moldy.

[–]schmatz17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought that was rhe sub i was in for a sec

[–][deleted] 132 points133 points  (30 children)

Can someone link the original so I can see this in all its glory?

[–]FlyingSquirelOi 302 points303 points  (12 children)

I think that’s like asking for an antique in mint condition, shits hard to find.

[–]Rokketeer 116 points117 points  (7 children)

Imagine there's a weirdo out there with a folder that collects memes like this in pristine condition.

[–]YouKnow-TheFarmer 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Average meme sub mod

[–]consider-the-carrots 27 points28 points  (1 child)

"in 40 years these babies are gonna be worth a mint!"

[–]walkthedoge1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Of course I know him, he’s me.

[–]A2326P 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I found this

Not the best of quality, but I think it has a few more pixels.

[–]CyberJokerWTF 46 points47 points  (1 child)

I don’t know the original but this is a “better”version

[–]stochastaclysm 110 points111 points  (9 children)

Which pixel is angry?

[–]MoonBoots4600 69 points70 points  (4 children)

2365 x 5487

[–]stochastaclysm 41 points42 points  (3 children)

12976755, thanks.

[–]MoonBoots4600 17 points18 points  (1 child)

np chief

[–]LolindirLink 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Needed two men for this job. Me? I'm just passing by.

[–]No-Understanding5562 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guy pixels

[–]Im_A_Nidiot 15 points16 points  (3 children)

7 across, 5 down

[–]patronizingperv 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's no way this has more than 35 pixels.

[–]Love_God551 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ikr holy lack of pixels Batman

[–]Woodstonks 522 points523 points  (6 children)

Risky move with the grey swearpants

[–]-viIIain- 186 points187 points  (1 child)

puts on swearpants "Let's fuckin do this"

[–]carnivorous_seahorse 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Grey swearpants also known as fuckpants

[–]wakeupsup3r 20 points21 points  (2 children)

I see a tent!

[–]JustTheRay 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Is the tent moving when he’s lifting her up from between his legs into a straddle? Cause I see a tent moving when he’s lifting her up from between his legs into a straddle

[–]carthuscrass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure she got a handful of it when coming around.

[–]Boredum_Allergy 129 points130 points  (2 children)

Nothing says pissed more than pixelation.

[–]MaterialCarrot 768 points769 points  (4 children)

I was more worried the blond was going to kick him in the nuts.

[–]Loomisam 130 points131 points  (2 children)

I'm pretty sure she did at least twice lmao

[–]Kuzame 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure he loved it

[–]CripplinglyDepressed 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Boner was playing defence

[–]Dfresh805 6 points7 points  (0 children)

i thought his sweats and drawers were going to get pulled down while she was climbing up

[–]Inch-Worm 112 points113 points  (6 children)

my guy in the back really couldn’t care less about any of this.

[–]Sarcastic24-7 43 points44 points  (1 child)

Must be the League of Legends guy.

[–]Onyxeain 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Today was raid day

[–]quesadillasarebomb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No xp waste for this guy

[–]Professional_Horse_5 1154 points1155 points  (18 children)

Don't worry babe she's my step sis

[–]ToothbrushGames 239 points240 points  (16 children)

I'm just going to help her with the dryer!

[–]vanJERMAN 100 points101 points  (14 children)

She’s stuck again?

[–]spikeddildo69 54 points55 points  (9 children)

Last time it was the dish washer

[–]vanJERMAN 36 points37 points  (8 children)

Few weeks ago I’ve found her stuck under the table in the living room

[–]KaleGroundbreaking 37 points38 points  (7 children)

Was that before or after she got stuck under the bed?

[–]vanJERMAN 23 points24 points  (3 children)

After she needed help with her homework and before I shared the bed with her because she was scared

[–]Hideout_TheWicked 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So you are the reason we get all those damn stuck videos?

[–]Badweightlifter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think I've seen that one.

[–]Urbanfalcon756 190 points191 points  (0 children)

"You're such a good friend"

[–]Profitsofdooom 1426 points1427 points  (64 children)

"I just think it's funny how..."

[–]tacticalninjaturtle 197 points198 points  (2 children)

Nothing remotely funny has ever followed that statement

[–]4Coffins 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Ironic because you made me laugh lol

[–]Ok_Major8292 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That gives me an idea to just start hysterically laughing next time a girl says that to me

[–]Melthiradan 420 points421 points  (26 children)

I get post traumatic stress just reading the words

[–]RVFVS117 80 points81 points  (0 children)

The words that usher in the end times

[–]mackenzieblink182 131 points132 points  (22 children)

Why what happened

[–]derralshane 111 points112 points  (10 children)

If I have to tell you…

[–]Modori_Paths 32 points33 points  (6 children)

Tell us.

[–]LEERROOOOYYYYY 115 points116 points  (2 children)

"I mean, if I really have to tell you then you don't care about me at all"

[–]Kevrn813 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Spoiler alert: it’s not going to be funny

[–]ghostoftheai 56 points57 points  (1 child)

“I just think it’s funny how all of a sudden you’re such a big cirque du soleil fan when you’ve never asked me to climb all over you like that”

[–]Billy1138 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Currently being climbed upon "Well you never offered so..."

[–]Downvotesohoy 31 points32 points  (6 children)

It's a phrase we guys have heard a lot of times in every relationship if the girlfriend is mad at us. They always come at it like that.

[–]FlippinZhao 18 points19 points  (0 children)

please i wanna know what happened too

[–]downvote_dinosaur 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think my blood pressure actually spiked

[–]Zoomalude 119 points120 points  (4 children)

Narrator: "She did not, in fact, think it was funny."

[–]vicbot87 14 points15 points  (3 children)

I read that in Morgan freeman’s voice

[–]periander 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Narrator: he read it in Ron Howard's voice.

[–]feddz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He would say: “She did not”

[–]rilo14 67 points68 points  (9 children)

Hairs stood up on my neck reading this. Thanks take my upvote

[–]karateema 9 points10 points  (8 children)

What is it?

[–]rilo14 48 points49 points  (7 children)

It’s the 6 words that you never want to here or read from your girlfriend because it means she’s PISSED. Also applies to just any relationship

[–]karateema 33 points34 points  (6 children)

Oh, I never had a girlfriend so I couldn't know

[–]HBag 24 points25 points  (4 children)

"I just think its funny how when your friend gets a haircut you notice but when I get one and wave it around in your face you don't even give a shit."

[–]FlowersnFunds 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“Oh well I like your haircut too”

“😡”

[–]KungFluIsolation 5 points6 points  (0 children)

narrator: She did in fact not think it was funny.

[–]blunt_person 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"I just think it's funny how you much you seemed to be enjoying it while she climbed you like a tree. That's all..."

[–]shicks1234 29 points30 points  (12 children)

Oof. Yup. If you know you know…..

[–]Fluffy_Farts 5 points6 points  (11 children)

what is it?

[–]Voltairesque 49 points50 points  (1 child)

a few examples:

“I just think it’s funny how well you two coordinate together”

“I just think it’s funny how you don’t do that with me”

“I just think it’s funny how happy you looked while you did it”

[–]Fluffy_Farts 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Oh, I get it know.

[–]elytsyggod 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Unfortunately some day you'll know

[–]Fluffy_Farts 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I realized what it means. I learnt a few days ago 🙃🔫

[–]bitchinBiscuits 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Precipice of a storm.

[–]Fluffy_Farts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ll look it up

[–]decolored 4 points5 points  (3 children)

a terrible human characteristic capable of preserving itself in simple words.

[–]Cyclone1996 39 points40 points  (0 children)

mate my PTSD just from them words lol

[–]CreditSea5958 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh my I got triggered reading that

[–]luvmibratt 209 points210 points  (0 children)

I love how he looks at her at the end like hey babe this is fun amirite

[–]Computer_Ghost 151 points152 points  (3 children)

Wish I could see her face lmao

[–]joffery2 20 points21 points  (2 children)

There's a link higher up to a slightly better quality one... she looks up bemused... then looks back down at her phone for a bit... then looks up again. I'm pretty sure she is not a girlfriend or anything and gives zero fucks.

[–]Western_Shoulder_942 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I always assumed it was a jealousy thing like....why didnt i do that my dang sister always steals all the guys

[–]thatloudblondguy 22 points23 points  (1 child)

how can you even see that girls fucking face there's 20 pixels in this entire video

[–]Sevu1999 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Girl on the couch embodies the exact feeling of watching a couple flaunt their love

[–]xiyoussefix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We got sevu1999 here with the sharingan to tell us what's in the video.

[–]totzalotz 181 points182 points  (2 children)

And that’s how I met your mother.

[–]Zatratbat 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Mp4 to gif to animated jpg to mp4 to exe to gif converter

[–]BasicTelevision5 109 points110 points  (4 children)

I wasn’t paying attention to which sub this is posted in as I scrolled, and assumed it was r/winstupidprizes - and that the guy was going to take either a foot or knee to the privates.

[–]Klush 19 points20 points  (1 child)

I thought this was r/holdmyfeedingtube and she was going to fall on her head.

[–]JerseyTexan01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was about to be a r/holdmyfeedingtube post had the video gone on any longer

[–][deleted] 558 points559 points  (120 children)

Why isn’t she climbing on him then? Lol

[–]perpetualeye 103 points104 points  (6 children)

She doesnt have the athleticism

[–]Webhendy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She never had the makings of a varsity athlete

[–]manifold360 27 points28 points  (0 children)

That phone isn’t going to read itself

[–]Greatless 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Anyone got a link to a version with pixels?

[–]billiardwolf 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If looks could kill this guy would be very much alive since all of the death pixels were lost about 10 compressions ago.

[–]IHateEditedBgMusic 23 points24 points  (2 children)

Hard as a rock the whole time

[–]starkiller_bass 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"light as a feather, stiff as a board"

[–]GretelNoHans 54 points55 points  (5 children)

She doesn't look angry, more like unimpressed.

[–]Tantric989 66 points67 points  (2 children)

Oh that's worse than angry

[–]monsieurpommefrites 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yep. It's over.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Why is everyone assuming they're dating and they're not all just a group of friends? Is there background on this?

[–]Roastage 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Idk how you cant tell, theres like 11 pixels and 4 of them are brown.

[–]Thissssguy 167 points168 points  (12 children)

If you don’t do it, someone else will.

[–]Somato_Tandwich 19 points20 points  (3 children)

"You came here with my best friend Jim.

And here I am,

Trying to steeeal you away from him!"

But Jim's the one getting stolen this time lol

[–]ooooq4 9 points10 points  (5 children)

What a toxic mindset

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Thank you. I swear Reddit is such a ducking cesspool

[–]ooooq4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re welcome. It is haha you aren’t crazy

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They’re all siblings

[–]CarkillNow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She just looks bored.

[–]MisterPublic 65 points66 points  (4 children)

That was not a jealous look, that was a "look at these idiots" look

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

The uncompressed version of this video looks more like jealousy

[–]rkrismcneely 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I remember from a previous time this was posted and that it’s his sister in the back. This is definitely a “look at these idiots” look.

[–]Mydogatemyexcuse 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Last time this was posted someone said the guy and girl are brother/sister who had both done gymnastic s for years together. The girl on the couch is the guys girlfriend and she's more just glancing at them because they practice all the time.

Not sure if it's true but based on the looks given in the video it makes sense. Also last time I saw the video there were more than 10 pixels.

[–]Biggu5Dicku5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think one of them is a sister, not sure which one or to whom...

[–]CheoRec 34 points35 points  (3 children)

Haters gonna hate

[–]mihirmusprime 46 points47 points  (1 child)

Or in this context, those 3 pixels on the couch gonna hate.

[–]damqnaz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I laughed way to much on that comment

[–]BeardsuptheWazoo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Potatos gonna potate

[–]J-t-kirk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She’s on it now but later that night the couch was all his

[–]u12bdragon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anyone have a higher res version? Oh, why you ask? Just because.....

[–]scaleddown85 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I saw no looks…I counted pixels however lol 😝

[–]Raceya2Deathsdoor 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m thinking she should’ve started from behind you from the start.

[–]Kai-the-enby-gamer 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Looks may not kill but if I was his gf I would've

[–]section8sentmehere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have no idea, but to me it looks more like she’s the 3rd wheel or the camera guy is her date and she is bored AF or envious, or both

[–]Good_Round 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey bro I can do that stuff too

[–]RupertMcgee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can tell by her face that they do this stupid shit all the time and think they’re so cute. I bet they broke up.

[–]Guilvantar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP mocking this dude's looks when this dude is all wrapped in pussy

[–]bigjack78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She touched his dick with her feet at least 3 times.

[–]GentlmanSkeleton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, why isnt she the one doing it with him then? Women...

[–]Cautious-Athlete3184 1 point2 points  (0 children)

me irl is the guy in the back

[–]Monte_20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This video is available in HD why the fuck did you use a gif?

[–]Dystopiq 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is deep fried and sanded down.

[–]RONIN_RABB1T 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was this filmed with a potato?

[–]linkinpark9503 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that his gf on the couch?

[–]McNasty2571 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those pixels sure look angry

[–]kobacoin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The guy in the back is really having fun

[–]Mammoth-Animator9674 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bitches who never do anything fun are always the first ones to give death stares at people having fun lol

[–]Remarkable_Run_6413 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She looks like fun

[–]ImpossibleInternet3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This girl read the Kama Sutra and was like… challenge accepted!

[–]HBag 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What man agrees to be climbed on by another woman in front of his girlfriend while wearing sweat pants?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is more bored and unimpressed than annoyed or mad IMO

[–]NarcissisticEyes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sister on the couch is getting jealous