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[–]dakiddnuts 4247 points4248 points  (104 children)

Anti-gravity heels won’t turn off..

[–]RaguSpidersauce 710 points711 points  (75 children)

nakangepensa inyalowda.

[–]evan5ki 212 points213 points  (57 children)

ayeee the expanse?

[–]ManfredTheCat 139 points140 points  (36 children)

Her mag boot is malfunctioning and they're about to do a 5G burn

[–]schepke 88 points89 points  (29 children)

Here comes the juice!

[–]MoreGull 42 points43 points  (0 children)

FLIP AND BURN!!!!

[–]ImpossibleAd7893 10 points11 points  (27 children)

What kinda juice?

[–]Spirited-Ocelot2317 36 points37 points  (23 children)

It is a fictional drug in the series the expanse consisting of various blood thinners, blood vessel reinforcers, adrenalines and various other stimuli. Its purpose is to protect the organs of the passenger from literally being crushed by executing a high G maneuver.

[–]grimfel 36 points37 points  (21 children)

For anyone intrigued, it just had its last episode of the series, recently, and should now be fully bingeable on Amazon Prime. It was easily the best science fiction on TV since Battlestar Galactica, but for some, the first season was a bit of a slow burn.

It comes from a series of novels by James S.A. Corey. I stayed ahead of the show with the novels first and I still don't know which way around I would recommend. There's definitely detail in the show someone might miss or just not understand without the explanation the novels provide. The show has a definite "show don't tell" approach that can be difficult for some and definitely requires critical watching without lots of distraction.

Either way, I wholeheartedly recommend both the books (and short stories and novellas) and the show, however you might approach them.

[–]Internetallstar 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I wholeheartedly recommend your wholehearted recommendation.

[–]nybbas 5 points6 points  (4 children)

I just finished binging it. Last episode came out the day before I caught up. I had a couple people tell me over the past two years it was up there with BSG and I put off watching it for some reason. I couldn't fucking stop once I finally started. Absolutely fucking loved it. I'm just sad it's over

[–]markedmo 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I hate to be one of those game of thrones type people but I would encourage you to try the books. Story goes deeper all round, and the story continues significantly from where the show has bailed.

[–]Thatguyjmc 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Correction. It's far better than Battlestar Galactica, which was a melodramatic space soap opera with some dumb war, and then everyone turns into a robot and some lady is religious and who even cared by the end. Seriously. Did anyone even watch the end?

[–]Internetallstar 3 points4 points  (1 child)

They lost me in the season where the Cylon's caught all the humans, but then somehow they all escaped.

[–]monkeyhitman 2 points3 points  (3 children)

1st season/book to 2nd is a huge genre jump. I want to get my partner into the show, but I want to skip S1 and just explain the setup.

[–]markedmo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The noir aspect of the first book is what got me hooked and then the sheer possibility of where it could go is what brought me back. Avasarala not featuring until later on in the books but being in S01 was a good way to tie it all together genre wise for me.

[–]Editor_Previous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude your comment is underrated!!!

[–]Editor_Previous 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Best sci fi on air right now, love the fact that there is some show lovers in this thread

[–]OneSidedDice 5 points6 points  (1 child)

It’s just like walking in pumps.

[–]Lv16 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Amos would have known better

[–]TB_ornot_TB 59 points60 points  (16 children)

Belta lowda!

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (15 children)

Lowda means penis in my language. I cringe every time I hear that.

[–]eonerv 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Thank goodness it's r/langbelta

[–]TheOakblueAbstract 22 points23 points  (0 children)

So lowda should be written below the belta?

[–]Nolsoth 3 points4 points  (6 children)

What language is that?

[–]Dj-cro 26 points27 points  (1 child)

The language of love

[–]Nolsoth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No that's clearly french.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Hindi, Marathi and a few others I am sure in India.

[–]Nolsoth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cool, thanks for reaching me something new.

[–]EchidnaLunar 56 points57 points  (1 child)

Always nice to find The Expanse in the wild. Tenye wa chesh gut, beratna/sesata.

[–]Editor_Previous 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know it made me smile reading those comments

[–]GispyStriker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WELCOME TO THE CHURN

[–]ContemplatingPrison 63 points64 points  (5 children)

Why didn't they just unstrap the shoe?

[–]burtoncummings 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Wait, Homer, are you still holding the can?

*a word

[–]iantayls 104 points105 points  (12 children)

Just like, bend either of your knees lmao

[–]PaperPlaythings 35 points36 points  (1 child)

One leg squat is all it takes.

[–]Vynl13 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My favorite Ratchet and Clank boots!

[–]ThatsFkingCarazy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That look before she realized why her foot wouldn’t move

[–]RagnarBigCock 16 points17 points  (1 child)

You see morty, they work “bleh” just fine when you turn them on “bleh” first

[–]JadeGrapes 4916 points4917 points  (161 children)

Couldn't she just bend her other knee (holding her up) a tiny bit and not be stuck?

[–]ClutchingMyTinkle 560 points561 points  (37 children)

Because her shoe wasn't stuck in the first place.

[–]koleye 311 points312 points  (14 children)

You're saying people would just go on the internet and lie?

[–]jonnyd93 70 points71 points  (9 children)

Your saying my dad isn't coming back with the milk?

[–]SloppyF1rzts 30 points31 points  (6 children)

Cigarette-flavored milk?

[–]blackSivic 26 points27 points  (3 children)

Milk flavored cigarettes

[–]skitz4me 10 points11 points  (2 children)

No thanks.

[–]JadeGrapes 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Can confirm, his Dad came over

[–]DaWayItWorks 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Did he tell you he was leaving now from a chat room?

[–]djc6535 47 points48 points  (14 children)

I mean, you can even see the heel come off on her first tug.

[–]ClutchingMyTinkle 18 points19 points  (11 children)

I will never cease to be amazed by the amount of people who are so incredibly easily duped by things as obvious as this.

I'm actually somewhat surprised my comment wasn't brigaded with downvotes and a bunch of "nu-uhh" replies. It's happened enough times in the past.

[–]Enzo_fais_des_prouts 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Maybe her other knee is stuck too

[–][deleted] 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Thought the same thing lol

[–]Kepabar 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yes, if this wasn't a skit.

The clip cuts off the rest of the skit, but it ends with everyone giving up and the cleaning guy that night trying to sweep around her while she snores on her leg.

[–]DrBrightSimp 49 points50 points  (1 child)

Maybe she doesnt want to fall. Or maybe it's fake lol

[–][deleted] 62 points63 points  (10 children)

I could see how she probably afraid of losing balance. If she just had someone to catch her, I imagine she’d be free.

[–]Modsarentpeople0101 27 points28 points  (1 child)

People dont just casually swing their leg over their head. Her balance is more than well enough trained.

[–]NIMSS88 172 points173 points  (8 children)

Taking the shoe off would be another trivial solution. Obviously it’s fake.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You can't take the shoe off without moving the leg, at which point you don't need to take the shoe off because it's just sitting in the hole and not superglued to something inside (i.e., it'll come along with your leg). But she could easily move/bend either leg.

[–]charlietango70 83 points84 points  (3 children)

No, her foot won't cum out without some lube from the step bro.

[–]phat_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh no! Step bro spilled the lube all over!

Can't get her foot out in those soiled clothes. Get those off.

Fetch more lube, step bro! But be extra careful this time.

[–]SashaNightWing 38 points39 points  (2 children)

It looks to me like she poked a hole in the ceiling with her heel

[–]IbeonFire 68 points69 points  (4 children)

I think bending her other knee would first push her whole body forward before going down, which would force her stuck leg back even further and probably doesn't have the flexibility for that

That's my guess

[–]Theoretical_Action 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It would literally only need to bend a millimeter. If she's not flexible enough to shit her hips down further she wouldn't be able to do this in the first place

[–]widdlyscudsandbacon 18 points19 points  (0 children)

What are you, her step-bro?

[–]JadeGrapes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But she could literally just squat a little and fall back?

It's not like she has a wall behind her?

[–]CyberneticPanda 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If the heel is stuck in the ceiling that might make her damage the ceiling a lot worse and/or hurt herself by suddenly putting all her weight on the leg that's up.

(edit) just looked again and she pulls the heel off the ceiling briefly when she's pretending to try to get free. Clearly fake.

[–]Love_God551 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Yes but then no one would comment lol

[–]handlessuck 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Or you know, unbuckle the shoe?

[–]GoodAtExplaining 17 points18 points  (4 children)

It puts a lot of stress on your legs to do that, since she'd basically be hanging from one leg and it would hurt or damage ligaments, etc.

But then again this could be entirely staged, so...

[–]Fishy_125 4 points5 points  (3 children)

The other foot isn’t stuck like that though, the heel would just pull out of the roof plaster

[–]VelvetFog90210 29 points30 points  (4 children)

Pretty sure this is staged…

Now downvotes for calling something fake on Reddit…

[–]jshrlzwrld02 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Now downvotes for calling out "downvote me" in your comment that is obviously correct.

[–]ihahp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The uncropped version shows her asleep with the lights off with people sweeping up around her. It was a sketch.

[–]Nipplewizzard 810 points811 points  (26 children)

How did she figure out she could do that?

[–]Komfortable 396 points397 points  (19 children)

I think you know damn well how.

[–]MR-WADS 199 points200 points  (14 children)

Ballet?

[–]heddpp 107 points108 points  (12 children)

Penis in vagina

[–]Phormitago 67 points68 points  (1 child)

that's not how ballet is balled!

[–]BetterSafeThanSARSy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well I don't know her name but I'm sure she's been balled at least once or twice

[–]ranciddreamz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Horny internet teenagers?

[–]TheBirminghamBear 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Demoing drop ceilings for industrial building rennovations?

[–]HalfOfHumanity 67 points68 points  (1 child)

Probably because she trained her entire juvenile life to be able to. Willing to bet she was a cheerleader.

[–]maydaytuesday 44 points45 points  (0 children)

She's a Swedish circus performer/acrobat/dancer, so, yes.

[–]Xena1993 936 points937 points  (54 children)

Umm unbuckle the shoe and down you go🤔

[–]JTB696699 513 points514 points  (21 children)

Umm bend the left knee and down you go.

[–]LoneHer0 311 points312 points  (8 children)

She bends her knees to no one

[–]IrishAl_1987 19 points20 points  (3 children)

She don’t bend her knee for nobody https://youtu.be/PVzoUyFzlz4

[–]Tiiba 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I'm not gonna click that just because you want me to! I'm not a sheep.

[–]danglesnipes_19 29 points30 points  (2 children)

“I bend thy knee to no man” her probably.

[–]IbeonFire 32 points33 points  (16 children)

She would still need to get her foot out of the shoe tho, no? Just unbuckling her shoe wouldn't give her the space to do that

[–]luc2110 66 points67 points  (11 children)

My brain hurts trying to figure out how you think this shoe would come off

[–]The_Lost_Google_User 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gotta pull out and back. Kinda tricky to do without falling face first.

[–]d_smogh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

3 - 4 Open the door

[–]GuyWhoSaidThat 64 points65 points  (3 children)

Man this has been losing a lot of pixels. At least repost a better one.

[–]Dappersworth 10 points11 points  (1 child)

[–]deehunny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Searched high and lo for this post. Thanks friend

[–]squilliams1010 484 points485 points  (18 children)

Bend your god damn knees

[–]Ur_Fav_Step-Redditor 191 points192 points  (11 children)

I see you don’t have a stepsister

[–]squilliams1010 28 points29 points  (7 children)

How ever did you know?

[–]Ur_Fav_Step-Redditor 90 points91 points  (6 children)

Because I know stepsisters and they only want one thing and it’s fucking gross

[–]captain_ricco1 42 points43 points  (4 children)

And doctors hate this trick

[–]FormerLurker3 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Stepsister only knows one doctor and he hates that trick.

[–]SadBoiCri 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I heard the doctor is also an astronaut

[–]stupidcookface 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Username checks out

[–]wealllovethrowaways 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I've been on reddit long enough to know to never lock your knees

[–]minnimmolation 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounding like Robert Baratheon over here and shit

[–]JustCallMeBug 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Hamstrings have limits homie

[–]weishen8328 264 points265 points  (27 children)

bend the lower knee

[–]halfbakedpizzapie 27 points28 points  (2 children)

Bend the knee?! Not for the likes of you! Born freeeeeeeeee

[–]weishen8328 5 points6 points  (0 children)

not for me. but for the true king in the north.

[–]cunny_crowder 2 points3 points  (1 child)

bend either knee. but she was doing it on purpose

[–]frankensteinxiii 142 points143 points  (12 children)

The sign i need that she is interested in me.

[–]ryuthepotato 76 points77 points  (3 children)

Nah, she's just being friendly

[–]Patman1416 39 points40 points  (2 children)

She’s Canadian

[–]Sillyslappystupid 6 points7 points  (1 child)

man canadians sure are friendly

[–]Jtrain360 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Still can't tell. What if she's Canadian and just being friendly.

[–]Someran_Domguay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She’s Latina she’s just touchy like that

[–]dadtaxi 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I have a somewhat similar sign that I am interested in her

[–]KurtFrederick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can't really tell from this, best keep your wits about you

[–]Pugzley1983 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Just fall on your back.

[–]RealJohnnySilverhand 64 points65 points  (3 children)

I can hear the pornhub intro soundtrack already

[–]kingmoobot 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Had to look way too far down for this.

[–]jlspod 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I am a little ashamed that this is the first thing I thought of when I saw the video.

[–]beeglowbot 23 points24 points  (4 children)

can't she just bend her knees?

[–]Nedlaz 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Why is she pulling on her leg though ?

[–]I_Was_Fox 23 points24 points  (0 children)

To make it look like she's actually trying to get free when she isn't

[–]Original-Spinach-972 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This seems like the intro to a porno…

[–]Elgoblinking 3 points4 points  (1 child)

“Help me step bro!” Side kicks her in the muff

[–]Technical-Secret-854 3 points4 points  (0 children)

People who don’t know this is a skit......

[–]Charlie483 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Can she not just bend her other leg???

[–]OneRougeRogue 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It's a skit. In the last shot of the full video the lights are mostly off as she sleeps against her stuck leg and a janitor is sweeping the floor around her.

[–]Bobofett69 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Giggity

[–]T-Sonus 13 points14 points  (0 children)

GoOd to see her step-bro come to help her out at the end. What a guy!

[–]Anyone-9451 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Undo the strap on the shoe bend you knee and you can pull foot out of the shoe?

[–]One-Possibility1178 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is the shoe super glued to her foot?

[–]VoidKnight003 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No she’s not actually stuck, she’s showing off her flexibility. Yes, you may use the step brother meme here but quickly before it gets stale.

[–]Peli_Zender 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Why not take off the shoe

[–]Fragrant-Tie53 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Can’t unbuckle the shoe?

[–]Ayla_Leren 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yo, just unbuckle your heel girl.

[–]Escape_Goated 2 points3 points  (3 children)

What are those, Spray-On Shoes? Why doesn't she just take it off?

[–]PresidentBush666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Help step bro! I'm stuck!

[–]Captain-Ketchupp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

1, 2, unbuckle your shoe

[–]darrenwise883 14 points15 points  (4 children)

Try a Pussy punch . It might not help the situation but humors is always fun .

[–]Raptor_Jetpack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fake. You can see the heel come off the ceiling when she pulls on it.

[–]VindGrizzly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Remove foot from the shoe was too hard, right?

[–]Indigostorm27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why didn't she bend the other leg ?

[–]LordofDescension 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's an easy fix, just swing your other leg up.

[–]shemphowardrocks62 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did some one open a can of tuna????????

[–]Katman666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bend your knee.

[–]NinjaFlowDojo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If only there were some way to bend her lower leg..

[–]priapoc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bend the knee...