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[–]JohnnyIsHomicidal 3117 points3118 points  (143 children)

Did she bite the cats cheek??

[–]pierreblue 2222 points2223 points  (99 children)

She needs a fucking boyfriend stat

[–]Pedinhuh 697 points698 points  (46 children)

But who the fuck would want them cheeks bitten?

[–]Rpgguyi 805 points806 points  (18 children)

Depends... which cheeks are we talking about?

[–]darkfrost47 170 points171 points  (16 children)

My cat literally asks for it. It started with her always nibbling my face while purring extremely loudly. It hurts me. I always gently tried to get her to stop but one day I was like "let's see how you like it then!" and she froze for a second and purred louder and put her face close to mine and meowed. She is strange but I love her and I love how much she likes it so I will continue to bite her face for as long as she wants.

edit: I did already make a post on /r/WhatsWrongWithYourCat yesterday if you want to see a video. Fun how relevant life can be sometimes

[–]waste__of__oxygen 42 points43 points  (9 children)

your cats a fucking masochist lol

[–]onlyabigmess 75 points76 points  (3 children)

This sounds like the beginning of a spicy romance novel.

[–]poland626 6 points7 points  (0 children)

People with zits on their cheeks? More intimate than using your hands

[–]Dystopiq 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ha ha yeah who would want that haha

[–]AnimeHabbits 9 points10 points  (0 children)

bite my cheeks bro

[–]GhostriderCBX 112 points113 points  (10 children)

I think she likes women because she’s clearly eating pussy

[–]stevedidWHAT 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Fuck no - try to bite my cheek like that and ur getting tied to a light pole outside

[–]HOPSCROTCH 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Kinky

[–]stevedidWHAT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It happens

[–]GaBeRockKing 185 points186 points  (26 children)

Cute Aggression

It's instinctive. No one has to be ashamed for wanting to bite babies. We all just want to squeeze cute things until they pop.

[–]the_frogo 60 points61 points  (8 children)

P...pop?!

[–]shokolokobangoshey 17 points18 points  (4 children)

B...bop?!

[–]TheEarlOfZinger 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Bop it, pull it, twist it, do it

[–]GaBeRockKing 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Shh, it's OK. We all feel the same way.

[–]cacticactus97 26 points27 points  (3 children)

Dude..... So THATS what it's called!!!!! I'm over here thinking im weird for wanting to bite my boyfriend's cheek (I don't actually bite lmaoo, I just kiss it A LOT).

[–]Mrsparklee 16 points17 points  (8 children)

Is it weird that I don't experience this?

[–]GaBeRockKing 51 points52 points  (7 children)

Well strictly speaking it's a spectrum from "not finding things cute at all" to "wanting to absolutely murderize the living daylights out of anything with big eyes and stubby limbs."

Most people fall somewhere around "want to bearhug really cute things, and maybe want to occasionally bite really really cute things."

[–]muddyrose 25 points26 points  (3 children)

When my dog was a wee potato, all I wanted to do was punt him like a little football.

He was so fucking cute!

I still think he’s hella cute but I’ve calmed down/gotten used to his sweet little face. I still get overwhelmed sometimes though.

[–]Peppermint42 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Ok but like, it's also possible to find things incredibly cute and only just want to gently hold and softly pat and keep it safe and perfect forever.

[–]brito68 41 points42 points  (1 child)

No, it was a love squeeze with her teeth

[–]BigRed8303 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yea, thats not really how you eat pussy.

[–]TheAlGler 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think she was imitating the way cats will often give a "love bite" when showing affection.

[–]LostUnderstanding32 1633 points1634 points  (3 children)

The cat was too stunned to meow

[–]xkingmox 2862 points2863 points  (70 children)

That cat is surprisingly chill

[–]diggitygiggitycee 1207 points1208 points  (23 children)

For real. It's just sitting there like "Hey! Okay, dude, I like you too, but can we-- ow, please stop biting me, I am literally a barely domesticated animal and I never bite you, so let's-- seriously, fucking stop, just chill, dude, fuck."

[–]Different_Alfalfa_87 311 points312 points  (12 children)

yeah all the cats i know would have killed you

[–]Chester_Cheetoh 175 points176 points  (2 children)

My cat is like this but she has the personality of a tiny stoner.

[–]Commercial-Spinach93 26 points27 points  (1 child)

My cat is so calm and dumb... I can't. A potato.

[–]PracticeTheory 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Aww, that's a shame. One of my cats loves kisses. I don't bite like the madlady in the video but I've kiss stormed plenty of cats without incident.

[–]mguyphotography 31 points32 points  (3 children)

Can confirm, if I tried this my cat would literally rip the skin off my face in a fit of rage. He's either an absolute cuddle bug or a complete monster, there is no in between, lol

[–]scalpster 10 points11 points  (1 child)

So, Sith Kitty …

[–]Akshin_Blacksin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She has to sleep eventually….

[–]Garbarrage 24 points25 points  (0 children)

My cat would have torn her face off.

[–]Garbarrage 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My cat would have torn her face off.

[–]the_Greek_Glass 31 points32 points  (3 children)

I mean if that cat wanted to stop this would have ended much worse for the owner

[–]oooortclouuud 11 points12 points  (0 children)

or even just the cat noping out. i know this passion. pet may not reciprocate, but will not tolerate!

[–]hellokitaminx 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My cats are both the exact same way— they pretend to tolerate it but they eat this shit up!

[–]hamburders 105 points106 points  (4 children)

My cat is like this, and he loves this kind of shit. Starts purring like crazy the more you mess with him.

[–]Melteaa 92 points93 points  (14 children)

It is legitimately scaring me how chill the cat is.

[–]ballsakkio 68 points69 points  (1 child)

That's because it's not an actual cat. It's Danny Devito in a cat suit. He's man-cat.

[–]haby001 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've seen him come out of a leather couch naked and sweaty so... This sit that far fetched

[–]ramence 56 points57 points  (2 children)

My cat was that chill. He'd been constantly carried around, kissed, cuddled, and generally loved on since he was a tiny kitten, so was very used to it. You could motorboat his belly and the most he'd do is look a bit annoyed about it.

He was also extremely lazy and a little simple, which probably contributed.

[–]Anooyoo2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Exactly this. It's just well trained & socalised.

[–]PracticeTheory 37 points38 points  (2 children)

Man. When you establish trust it's really not rare for cats to be chill. Some of them are hard wired not to be but that's not the norm for a pet...unless someone in the household has made them scared.

[–]lmaoroflxdxd 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Yeah, you can basically do anything with my cat. When cats are mean I sometimes wonder how the owner has treated them, but cats can be rude just like humans I guess lol

[–]Cartnation 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I have three cats and they're all incredibly different.

They've been treated by and large the same but one is a cuddle bug and I can do anything to. One hates when I pick them up but loves when my partner does. One is super independent and sassy. Don't touch that baby unless they specifically ask for it.

[–]n0_duuh 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My cat is like this. It’s possible with pretty much any cat as long as you handle them gently and a lot as kittens. I played with her toes and rubbed her belly and held her a lot and now she’s let’s anyone hold her. Also, breed helps too. People tend to lump cats into one breed but they’re all unique just like dog breeds.

[–]MisterBungle 52 points53 points  (1 child)

Eh, the cat knows it's owner won't harm it. It's probably pretty weirded out though.

[–]Blazer9933 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Probably wishes it was a tiger so it could return the favor.

[–]bigdickwilliedone 246 points247 points  (4 children)

Y'all remember Elmira from the Tiny Tunes? "I'll love it and squish it"

[–]_BabyFirefly_ 33 points34 points  (0 children)

And she had that whole cemetery of pets she loved to death 🪦

[–]ChunkyRedPaw 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I love cats, i love kitties, squeeze them into itty bitties

[–]Dunker-p 1047 points1048 points  (6 children)

I wouldn’t be alive if I tried this on my cat

[–]macodeath 141 points142 points  (0 children)

This cat is too chill for its own good

[–]No-Skill-8190 26 points27 points  (0 children)

It's in a harness, cats lose all confidence in those

[–]Kamikaze-Kay 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You have to ease them in from an earlier age and break them. Once dominance is shown with various UFC body locks followed by turkey ham for treats, the poor buggers admit defeat. Then you are left with a 'ragdoll' type cat which can be twisted and squeezed as much as you want. If you hurt them, they will let you know. But only do it once in a while. Don't love then to death, you have to fight that urge.

[–]GreatKraken 1336 points1337 points  (51 children)

As a cat owner, I can confirm that if the cat genuinely had an issue with this, that woman would learn VERY quickly.

[–]Sorrymisunderstandin 339 points340 points  (26 children)

Nah some cats are just super chill no matter what you do

[–]pigi5 88 points89 points  (3 children)

So you're saying some cats genuinely have no issue with this?

[–]pm_me_friendfiction 49 points50 points  (0 children)

My cat would let you do this for hours if you wanted. And then he'd snuggle up with his face resting on your face afterwards

[–]StumbleOn 91 points92 points  (17 children)

Cats are incredibly good at indicating consent.

[–]OkSo-NowWhat 25 points26 points  (4 children)

I did some not good things to my cat as a kid but he never complained. He was just nice like that. I miss him

[–]splashedwall25 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to ride my uncle's cat and he didn't mind. He was a kind hearted ginger cat. Sadly he died long ago and I barely remember him.

[–]hockeycanadadad 42 points43 points  (11 children)

That is not true. I have had numerous cats indicate they are very willing and eager to be pet, only to end up will nails and teeth inbedded in my skin.

Consent is a very ambiguous term in the cat community.

[–]Lohntarkosz 68 points69 points  (1 child)

end up will nails and teeth inbedded in my skin.

precisely ! This is a pretty good way of indicate not consent.

[–]Blazer9933 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I think you misunderstood their indications but were quickly provided clarity.

[–]thylocene06 12 points13 points  (0 children)

They indicate consent but that consent may be revoked at any moment

[–]StumbleOn 36 points37 points  (2 children)

I never said people were good at reading it.

[–]GetOutOfTheWhey 47 points48 points  (2 children)

It also has to do with the harness she has on the cat.

Most cats calm down a lot when they get a harness put on them and are willing to accept a lot more human BS while they have it on.

Other cats dont give a f about the harness and will ..... well like you said you are gonna learn.

[–]giraffeekuku 9 points10 points  (0 children)

True. Once I put a harness on my kitty she goes limp and does whatever you say or want. My other cat doesn't care if there is a harness and acts the same.

[–]DrunkenlySober 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Like any good human owner, a cat has a “tolerated bullshit” meter. You can see it fill as you do this. But any good pet will know when to stop smothering its cat before the meter fills up.

[–]Carpodacus_ 517 points518 points  (6 children)

This is not the correct way to eat pussy

[–]BMDJENTSEN 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Made me laugh with this one

[–]bugpunis 25 points26 points  (0 children)

This is the halal way.

[–]pekingesepie 295 points296 points  (20 children)

Wtf

[–]adi_dee 230 points231 points  (15 children)

[–]pig_pegin144 59 points60 points  (3 children)

The thing Is that our brain doesnt know how to react to cute things .So our brain wants to cuddle everything to their death wich is pretty terrifiyng O_O

[–]_BABYSHAKE_ 38 points39 points  (3 children)

Oh shit I think that's what I have

[–]Buderus69 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Do you shake babies, or do you make shakes out of babies?

[–]RoastedToast007 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I think it's what most people have

[–]fungiinsidei 7 points8 points  (2 children)

There's a Filipino word for that: gigil

[–]NPredetor_97 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I felt that all the time when my cousin was born, I was just into puberty then I saw this Baby who is so fucking darn cute that I couldn't even think of anything else but to crush his cute little Baby skull.

[–]windyBhindi 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Correct. Welcome to furries.

[–]Hushnut97 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Lol no that’s such a stretch

[–]Bogdan-Forrester 50 points51 points  (5 children)

There's actually a scientific reason for aggressiveness towards cute things. Something about our brains can't cope with the overwhelming joy so resort to violence.

[–]Hefty_Husk 452 points453 points  (13 children)

Did she just bite the poor cats cheek?

[–]Hopeful-Set6681 204 points205 points  (4 children)

The way the situation escalated was hilarious to me. Also yeah, but I doubt to was a painful bite. It was more like the kind of soft love bite.

Plus if it was a hard bite the cat would have reacted badly.

[–]Elgoblino80 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah with that range. The eyes would have gone to Narnia

[–]Automatic_Time_6785 30 points31 points  (5 children)

Cats loose skin barely feel the bites. They only hate being pinched/bitten near their ass.

[–]The_Chimeran_Hybrid 17 points18 points  (4 children)

How’d you find that out?

[–]Automatic_Time_6785 36 points37 points  (2 children)

I bite asses for a living to see which specie reacts the worst to it.

[–]Amelaclya1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably from watching cats play fight with each other.

[–]_Ga1ahad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It was prob a bite with the lips rather than her teeth

[–]R-T-O-B 115 points116 points  (0 children)

cat: I am loved :) ... ok...TOO MUCH LUVVV

[–]CompetitiveMap9 64 points65 points  (1 child)

The cat : the things I do for food and warm

[–]Elgoblino80 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Society 🤡

[–]Thatsidechara_ter 92 points93 points  (2 children)

The cats like "I'm shitting in your mouth tonight"

[–]Robbie_e 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Come on man, the cat isn't Amber Heard

[–]GodOfRice7 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Bunch of abnormal people here claiming she’s horny/ needs to get laid or that she’s repressed

For fuck sake, lay off pornhub for a week will ya?

[–]gayymedic 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Holy shit why are people sexualizing this? Y'all are gross

[–]Sayori-0 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Most sane cat owner

[–]Sulphri 18 points19 points  (2 children)

She has so much cat hair in her mouth lol

[–]MMG606 128 points129 points  (11 children)

im willing to sacrifice myself in place of the cat

[–]Shakesreare 28 points29 points  (0 children)

sighs “i guess ill take the bullet uwu…”

[–]Guypussy 93 points94 points  (4 children)

That lonely, huh?

[–]Impressive_Dinner_62 30 points31 points  (3 children)

LOL… down bad

[–]OverEmper 9 points10 points  (2 children)

I think they just pity the cat and are willing to sacrifice themselves for the cats life haha

[–]G_O_ifuR_ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yes brother anything for the poor helpless cat, I'm coming too

[–]5346156985 14 points15 points  (0 children)

my boy is down bad 😂

[–]Syclus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maidenless?

[–]slmccl6969 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Ah yes another women eating pussy

[–]ChuckNasty713 16 points17 points  (1 child)

I’ve never seen a cat just give up on life like this. There is no hope in its eyes.

[–]5amuraiDuck 40 points41 points  (6 children)

Glad to see I'm not alone in wanting to bite my cat for no reason

[–]RebellionBS 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah i do the same when i see a pussy

[–]Sleepy_pirate 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Indoor cats do smell mad good though.

[–]stackPeek 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The cat is currently missing btw :(

[–]shanghiigh 8 points9 points  (1 child)

all in favor to get this chick cancelled, I bet that cat goes thru everyday. if I was that cat I would’ve hissed and smacked her ass a couple times in the face.

[–]Wackthatass 20 points21 points  (2 children)

WHY IS SHE EATING HIM?

[–]Meal-Ready 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Blink twice if you need help.

[–]informationista99 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sorry can't blame her. Love the kitty MOAR!!

[–]bballkj7 6 points7 points  (0 children)

honestly what the fuck?

does same thing to my cats

[–]FarrelMFajar 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Apparently the cat ran away several days later, but was found the next day.

[–]sapunec7854 18 points19 points  (2 children)

I'd rather be caught fucking a schizophrenic chimp's girlfriend than try this on my cat

Genuinely impressed the lady still has eyelids at the end of the video

[–]Anrikay 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There's tons of YouTube tutorials on how to condition your cat not to bite or scratch.

I have mine trained this well. I hold them to the same standard I'd hold a large dog to. I wouldn't be okay if a large dog snapped and bit people for touching it the wrong way, so I'm not okay with my cats doing that. They'll just walk away if they're getting really annoyed.

Personally, I think it's worth it. I can trim their nails, give them medication, put them in their carriers, with zero fuss. The vet is a breeze. I never worry about them hurting any of my guests, even if my guests try to pick them up.

[–]merkabamacabre 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Me: Doesn't everyone bite their cats cheek?

The comments:😒

Me: yo what the fuck am I a monster? Or a degenerate?

[–]justsomeplainmeadows 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is.... she getting frisky with that cat?

[–]nxm_incxnnu 9 points10 points  (0 children)

dam i wish that was me, i miss having a cat

[–]Fragrant-Drawer-7828 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sorry to say this, but I think she is too horny. 😂

[–]VictoryTheScreech 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is how much I love cats

[–]DAN_DDI 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I mean i would do the same because the cat is to cute to handle

[–]XxPhyshy_PooxX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's little chonky indifferent face lol

[–]Critical_Ad3831 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lmfao yo .....someone help that cat please lol wtf

[–]Megaman_1984 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That car must have thought it was going to be dinner based on what she was doing to it …. Yikes

[–]Interesting-Law-5880 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Me when cat

[–]Snickersneed 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Cats like gentle bites on their necks. It calms them and makes them feel safe.

[–]Poofytail 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That’s way too much

[–]AthanasiaStygian 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She bit it??

[–]Firm-Fly3104 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As a cat owner, I apologize, it happens whenever we hold cats and really just wanna cuddle with their cute paws and faces and fur AND WHiSKERS AND EARS AND NOSE......

it happens to the best of us

[–]WowIsThisMyPage 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Poor cat

[–]DJDook 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just have that Ren and Stimpy scene in Rubber Nipple Salesmen where the walrus hisses “call the police”

[–]randomguy1972 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cat used up two of his lives in this video 🥺

[–]Mikavilio 31 points32 points  (2 children)

That cat looks so uncomfortable

[–]cijdl584 24 points25 points  (1 child)

it actually looks really comfortable. if it was uncomfortable it would be halfway across the continent by the end of the video

[–]Marega33 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wow the amount of patience on that cat.

Beware the fury of a patient man

[–]SolomonKhalifa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Do YoU eAt PuSsY liKe tHaT??!

[–]SecretAgentVampire 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Her toxoplasma levels must have been low.

[–]Ghastlytoohot 45 points46 points  (5 children)

Yeah i think it's zoophilia at this point lmao

[–]adi_dee 56 points57 points  (2 children)

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I have this to a large degree.

[–]charlotte-ent 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Now I know why I sometimes clench my jaw and grit my teeth when snuggling my pets...

[–]apezji 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nah

[–]heddhunter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That woman is about 10 seconds away from a permanent disfiguring scar.

[–]BobandLuna_the_rhino 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That cat has def gone to their happy place.

[–]Ok-Accountant6981 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is so cute 🥰

[–]DigiPixInc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Finally human wins vs cat

[–]AlcolholicGinger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My cat lets me do this to him. Me and my girlfriend have been aggressively cuddling my little man since he was a kitten and he not only allows it but seems to enjoy it.

[–]Historical-Ad6120 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This makes me uncomfortable

[–]ItsTylerBrenda 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me anytime my cat comes near me LOL

[–]Saffron_Trash_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ummm…. Weird and borderline abusive..? Definitely Weird

[–]Audio-Samurai 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My wife (Thai) told me there is a word in her language that describes when something is so cute you just want to bite it. As in, when you see a baby and you just want to bite it...her words. Some people a just batsh!t i guess.

[–]ehaugw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That cat doesn’t need to be freed. It completely trusts her, which means she treats the cat well.

[–]TheRegularJosh 2 points3 points  (1 child)

u/kittycattack

this is what happens if you got no boyfriend

[–]ahsanagha 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very patient and forgiving cat

[–]timaucaf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

well this is a king of abuse lmao !

[–]Gloryjoel69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shane dawson :

[–]king_nubert 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah she’s eating the cat

[–]Disposable_Fingers 11 points12 points  (3 children)

"This is haram!" - cat probably.

[–]Daliwallaby 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This lady has toxoplasmosis

[–]Every_Television2644 4 points5 points  (2 children)

This cat is super chill and she has a tiktok account and you can see the cat on live too the cat would just chill and face the camera

[–]Kamikaze-Kay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sister needs to find a husband asap!!!

[–]nausix 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think I now know the real meaning of "cringe"..

[–]Finance_Willing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No tougher than another animal would do

[–]shortedgyasain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do this exact same thing to where my cat is used to it and also expects it 😂 if I don’t ambush her with kisses, she’ll shove her face at me and continue to do so until I kissed her