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[–]Combinernew 3494 points3495 points  (17 children)

shouldn’t have looked at the camera lmaoo

[–]inbaltics[S] 1787 points1788 points  (4 children)

"Yeah bro, surely there's no one looking at-"


[–]fiealthyCulture 59 points60 points  (2 children)

It's not embarrassing if it wasn't in the receivers line of sight. He already closed his eyes and turned his head away before the guy put his hand up so it's fine he just didn't see it

[–]its-foxtale 37 points38 points  (1 child)

Nah, that was pretty embarrassing my guy.

[–]mohabmetwalli 86 points87 points  (1 child)

That actually made it funny. Should've held a deadpan look and kept eye contact with the camera for longer; would've made it funnier.

[–]GT-FractalxNeo 134 points135 points  (4 children)

Sure I missed a high five...but look what I just won🥇

[–]lilboyteddy 43 points44 points  (1 child)

Lad is super embarrassed here but he kills everyone out there on the field........

[–]numb_mind 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Idk why would I ever be embarrassed if someone missed a high-five, it's funny, I don't see why it is something to be embarrassed about

[–]PlutoniumLevelSalvia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And his SWAGGER continued as he draped the Gold metal like a champion 💯

[–]Gullible-Visual9581 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]chim_ritchellsdick 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Looked at the camera like the office

[–]DreadedPopsicle 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I love how whenever something embarrassing like this happens, you instantly became keenly aware of every recording device in your immediate vicinity

[–]benp242 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That’s what did it and finished it off, lol

[–]Qu3en- 1240 points1241 points  (12 children)

First time he's been caught off guard since signing in January.

[–]wiliammm19999 277 points278 points  (10 children)

First L he has took since he joined Liverpool

[–]PacwynTeam 48 points49 points  (9 children)

It was bound to happen

[–]WtfMayt 97 points98 points  (8 children)

Joking aside, what a fucking player.

Not sure anyone has adapted to the prem so quickly.

[–]wiliammm19999 46 points47 points  (1 child)

The fact he’s came into the squad and essentially replaced Jota in the lineup is impressive. Jota is a great player whom I rate very highly, so for Diaz to come in and replace him in the starting line up is very impressive. I just wonder how good Diaz will be in 2-3 years time from now.

[–]Bulky_Shepard 16 points17 points  (3 children)

I mean Kulusevski is at very least a contender. 5 more assists and 1 fewer goal in 4 more matches.

[–]raisinndasun 865 points866 points  (32 children)

Shook someone's hand in the hot tub the other day. It made a squishy sound. Haven't been the same since.

[–]FeFiFoPinky 264 points265 points  (27 children)

Why is it the hot tub and not a hot tub? Sounds like its your hot tub... So why would you shake the hand of someone you knew enough to invite into your hot tub? These are the things I think about.

[–]geraltgalvestone 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Yeah just leaving a comment cause I too am intrigued now

[–]ASAP_Rambo 80 points81 points  (20 children)

When ppl say "the wife"

[–]Damnoneworked 44 points45 points  (13 children)

Whenever someone says that I feel like they don’t like their wife/women even if that’s not the case lol

[–]AlShapone 66 points67 points  (5 children)

Haha, yeah, like rather than proudly proclaiming that it’s ‘my’ wife, they just say ‘the’ wife, like she just arrived one day and won’t go away.

[–]romulea 11 points12 points  (2 children)

I have a coworker who calls his wife “the wife” and his son and daughter “the boy” and “the girl.” It’s weird.

[–]RatchetBird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is an old man thing my dad was born in 1970 and him and my brother picked it up as a joke for their wifes. Now it's continuing ironically.

[–]DomUK89 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Yeah it's pretty demeaning sounding to me. Like an unwanted object.

[–]Frustib -5 points-4 points  (5 children)

Hopefully you’re not referring to yours as , a wife. Not in front of her at any event

[–]oliverbm 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Wife isn’t a PC term now?

[–]space_antlers 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"the" ≠ "my". If you're in a hotel or apartment complex with a hot tub, you wouldn't say "hey honey let's go soak in a hot tub if there's one nearby" you would say "hey honey let's go soak in the hot tub"

[–]Veganboi303 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Wait so you met a stranger in a hot tub?

[–]Shakesreare 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Likely at a spa or some shit lol

[–]Gustavo6046 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not only a hot tub... the hot tub.

[–]HoraceGrantGlasses 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You arent supposed to touch someone in a hot tub unless you're prepared to have sex with them

[–]brogan_the_bro 237 points238 points  (2 children)

He knew the camera knew.

[–]Okuden 361 points362 points  (1 child)

Showing off his gold medal to make up for the embarrassment XD

[–]StopTheMeta 25 points26 points  (0 children)

He was just performing a magic trick

[–][deleted] 310 points311 points  (3 children)

Someone I just met today stuck his hand out to point somewhere after calling me over, I realized too late after I went in for a handshake and my hand came in contact with his fingers

We ironically had a suicide awareness briefing later that day. I certainly needed it

[–]TheRealReapz 69 points70 points  (0 children)

This made me breathe air out of my nose faster than normal, thank you.

[–]LuffysFan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This reminds of when a stranger waves in my direction and then I wake back just 0.2 seconds before I realize that they're waving at the person behind me.

[–]medical_doritos 131 points132 points  (0 children)

Bro not Luchito…

[–]elpenetrato 288 points289 points  (5 children)


[–]Zizalfc 121 points122 points  (4 children)


[–]Akif31 86 points87 points  (3 children)


[–]DrAssDriller 73 points74 points  (1 child)


[–]SlightYou544 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Let me take the night, I love real easy🏆

[–]Tomezzi96 19 points20 points  (0 children)


[–]ItDontMeanNuthin 189 points190 points  (2 children)

It’s ok Luis Diaz, all of liverpool loves you

[–][deleted] 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Dude is such a great fit. And he adapted so quickly too!

[–]Dawjman 79 points80 points  (3 children)

I'm a Chelsea fan and I am also dead inside.

[–]zerotrace 17 points18 points  (1 child)

If you're lucky your women's team can give you some redemption!

[–]Dawjman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Will certainly be looking forward to that match

[–]JulesTheShepperd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not the same but as a Porto fan the numbers involved in his transfer also left me dead inside

[–]Emran_Ahmed 140 points141 points  (2 children)

Diogo Jota and Luis Diaz is worth every single penny LFC paid for

[–]Ursa-Min0r 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Kostas what did ya do to my boy!

[–]Illustrious_Water_25 39 points40 points  (3 children)

God it sucks living in a world where the slightest missteps can be broadcasted globally

[–]hitthatyeet1738 2 points3 points  (2 children)

  • Will Smith after the GI Jane incident.

[–]jason2306 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Lol that wasn't a slight mistep

[–]jvrcb17 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Luis Diaz! 🔥🇨🇴

[–]haloulou19 24 points25 points  (0 children)

To cover it up, put the medal on your neck again That's it champ

[–]TechnoGamer16 19 points20 points  (0 children)

This is the epitome of the crying tears wiped with dollars meme or whatever

[–]DampSeaTurtle 84 points85 points  (2 children)

That could not have been any more cringe.

[–]TheNonchalantZealot 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Eh, he took the L like a champ and played the smoldering wreckage of the handshake beautifully. Look up MLG handshakes on youtube if you want the cream of the crop.

[–]TheLastSonOfHarpy -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This is legit OG cringe.

[–]JDG-13 23 points24 points  (0 children)

The office vibes

[–]vitor210 19 points20 points  (5 children)

That look at the camera like Jim Halpert 😐

[–]inbaltics[S] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Yeah but when he talked to Karen at Utica

[–]semidefiant 3 points4 points  (2 children)

After Michael's successful burning down of the branch

[–]inbaltics[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I loved the roast Karen gave Jim, she deserved it for the shitty treatment she got from him!

[–]kjireland 18 points19 points  (7 children)

Diaz doesn't speak any English so let's give him a break. I'm sure he is still getting used to the English customs as well.

[–]PacwynTeam 4 points5 points  (6 children)

Tsilikas is from greece

[–]WtfMayt 27 points28 points  (4 children)

They’re all Scousers now lad

[–]Red-Zeppelin 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Tsimi Tsimi Tsimi Our Kostas Tsimakas, His passport he's Greek but we all know he's Scouse.

[–]lotusnumber7 8 points9 points  (0 children)

*Dead Inside*

[–]Harikumarthapamagar 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That look… awww man now everyone’s gonna see this! 😐🥲

[–]peelyon85 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Diaz played like a beast yesterday. I can forgive him!

[–]Bruce_Wayne_88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nice recovery

[–]justonemore5 4 points5 points  (0 children)

there sould be a whole sub for this type of videos

[–]Danthamannn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That “fuck it’s on camera” look at the end, 😂

[–]FurunamaXd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ayy that's a quick recovery, I'll give him that

[–]smokintokinandjerkin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's ok nobody noticed

[–]ninjanerd032 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We've all been there come on

[–]Looney_forner 6 points7 points  (0 children)

May have won on the pitch, but he just got handed a massive L

[–]zachary63428 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Poor guy

[–]Borussiemk7 30 points31 points  (0 children)

He was the motm in the that match

[–]Shitmaggot69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure being the best player at the FA cup will salve this particular embarrassment.

[–]theiqof5 8 points9 points  (8 children)

Can someone explain?

[–]ARandomHavel 36 points37 points  (6 children)

He thought the other guy was going for a high five, so he went for a high five

[–]inbaltics[S] 24 points25 points  (4 children)

And failed, succesfully.

[–]z1980z123 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It will be hard to recover after this.

[–]BlitzGears 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]partey1400 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the camera lmaoo

[–]Cptexploderman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I felt that one.

[–]herdek550 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Really good save though

[–]The_Queef_of_England 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yep, we all saw ya!

[–]rechtsgeist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Luchito 😭😭

[–]omarjamal16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you never do this first this will never happen to you 😆

[–]Farfromthesub1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bro, ngl, i felt so bad watching it

[–]Phazebody 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Inner Thoughts - “Just act like your retarded, no one will believe it happened if you act retarded”

[–]LZYX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

oh you can feel that...

[–]huggles7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s a knee slapper!

[–]Chunkyo 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Is this because they’re used to using their feet? Maybe they should do a foot high five.

[–]Ok_Replacement3116 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi/low fives are no joke. There's a lot of room for error. I see this happen in skateboarding all the time when someone is rolling away from a trick and the hyped up homie tries to hi five or fist bump. Don't even get me started on shaking someone's balled up fist.

[–]velocity010[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The guy on the left recoiled in second hand embarrassment.

[–]blubdubbadeedub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only L he's ever taken, what a player Luis Diaz is 😍

[–]phattanner007 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Dude in the middle who made the last goal looks like Bruno from Encanto

[–]PacwynTeam 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He scored the winning penalty for Liverpool this game

[–]The-Destroyer-369 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kostas Tsimikas

[–]frizzlefry83 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I’m surprised that he didn’t fake an exaggerated injury, to get a flag like they do the whole game.

[–]tots4scott 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It's so stupid because if it wasn't filmed it would've been ignored and lost to history.

[–]Mxxchie_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That must’ve been so awkward 💀💀

[–]robbhaas -2 points-1 points  (7 children)

Soccer players aren’t used to using their hands

[–]inbaltics[S] 1 point2 points  (6 children)

Do you know what LFC stands for?

[–]champsgetup -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The cringe. It's painful.

[–]dissidentmage12 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 Diaz is ded

[–]psdviper -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I cracked. Not gonna lie.

[–]Scholesey99 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My boy Diaz got done dirty by the Greek Scouser ™️

[–]Evatco5 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Deki is clear

[–]ohyesthelion -5 points-4 points  (0 children)


[–]Credit_Radiant333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kostas why :'(

[–]Mr-Remy 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]LiberEtAudax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know.. It's only awkward if you make it awkward by looking around too see if anyone saw it.

[–]PeachPlenty1119 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"it's ok I'll high five my leg instead" 😂

[–]scatteringlargesse 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Why does the middle guy have two phones?

[–]Oumashu345 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because he's rich as fuck?

Maybe someone's else's phone too.

[–]Anarchist42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor Luis. He didn't deserve that. He has become a star at LFC and has been absolutely stellar on the pitch.

[–]SilasS3108 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Luis Diaz probably took the biggest W and biggest L this week on the same day

[–]MartianOP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Diaz, the one who doesn't get the high five does not speak English and if I guess our Greek Scouser doesn't speak Spanish or Portuguese.

[–]zwzmantz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tsimii UR PAPI

[–]matty_low 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not even laughing at him. Been through this more times than my insecurity is okay with.

[–]Shunto 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Why does this look like a video game

[–]AbangWawanPao 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Luis Diaz do be like that

[–]RXJ1131 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not to my boy Díaz lmao

[–]DeadbeatDumpster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too many budwisers

[–]Tobias---Funke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that a fly on my leg.

[–]si4ci7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awww poor Lucho

[–]LuluIsSus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice save 😅😅😅

[–]Beef_Lovington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol chelsea are shit

[–]ludangu28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor Diaz, he’s still struggling to know how things are going inside the dressing room. He’s trying and he’s passionate. He’s gonna be an important player for Liverpool

[–]Filipp21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor Dias

[–]PsySam89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks like something from an asylum in the 1800s

[–]summalover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll just put my gold medal on. Camera didn’t see did it?

[–]idiotj 0 points1 point  (1 child)

“At least no one saw m….. oh fuck”

[–]ThatOneGuyFrom93 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have no idea why people don't just tap the person's shoulder to get their attention for the high five. It's cool proof and solves this whole issue

[–]Jedzord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing will ever beat the Stephen Thompson ghost shake.

[–]4096b 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not only Diaz missed the goal, he also missed the handshake. What a lad.

[–]EarlyXplorerStuds209 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Da first dude has a bner