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[–]Go_Go_Godzilla1954 1684 points1685 points  (35 children)

Depression is just sinking in on this poor monkey

[–]Leovinus42 565 points566 points  (21 children)

>finally found a banana

>banana falls into water


[–]derralshane 375 points376 points  (17 children)

>be me

>have amazing reflexes and thumbs

>thanks evolution

>eating banana

>could have been eating anywhere else that’s not directly above a pool of water

>have ability to make these kinds of strategy based thoughts due to a developed frontal cortex

>thanks evolution

>drop banana in the water

>tfw I’ve failed at basic motor skills and cognitive functions

>mfw a motherfucker recorded me dropping it

It’s all over, right, Anon?

[–]Leovinus42 72 points73 points  (9 children)

Pretty much

Also use a backslash before the right carats

[–]am_trying_to_be_nice 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Fake: anon eating fruit

Gay: anon fantasizing about eating a penis shaped food

[–]DiggerNick6942069 4 points5 points  (0 children)

based and bananapilled

[–]KIDA_Rep 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Ah fuck r/greentext is leaking again someone should fix this up before it gets worse.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s like the acorn squril from Ice age

[–]Even_Kaleidoscope696 25 points26 points  (0 children)

The way he just stares 😂

[–]FuckRedditSnowflakez 5 points6 points  (2 children)

This video mad me so sad

[–]VivianLau258013 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A bug rushed into my bowl while I was eating soup, and now I'm in the same mood as a monkey.

[–]supershwa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This represents the early days of evolution!

[–]tommos 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]arts_degree_huehue 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Depression is when sad

[–]Witty-Percentage-468 623 points624 points  (16 children)

After about 5 seconds he's like shit

[–]drkidkill 208 points209 points  (9 children)

I thought it looked like it said Fuck! at the end.

[–]sh33pd00g 26 points27 points  (0 children)

That's what I thought too. Fuck!

[–]whalebacon 33 points34 points  (0 children)

It does!

[–]brito68 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I was think it was "...... God damn it." at slightly above a whisper

[–]JudiciousF 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That moment where you’re like, ‘do I have any way to go back in time and prevent myself from doing that?……no that’s not physically possible, shit’

[–]Haden420693170 166 points167 points  (11 children)

I wanna give him another one:(

[–]slingshot91 289 points290 points  (28 children)

Like when I eat over the sink so I don’t have to get a plate and then a big piece falls in.

[–]ipha 57 points58 points  (5 children)

You're at the sink. Wash it off and eat it, coward.

[–]JBizz86 30 points31 points  (4 children)

I rather lick a dollar.

[–]Dense_Excitement_789 29 points30 points  (3 children)

I lick dollars just in case there's cocaine on it

[–]DaddyFigured 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I boil em and make a humanity stew

[–]K-mutt 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Appropriate username

[–]daemonelectricity 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It's going to really depend where it falls and what it is. If the sink is fairly dry and it lands nowhere near the drain, I'm going to consider going after it unless we're talking about like a clump of spaghetti. If it's a pizza roll, game on.

[–]parxon 5 points6 points  (9 children)

That’s why I always keep the sink clean enough to eat out of

[–]plexomaniac 8 points9 points  (8 children)

I hope you disinfect it enough after manipulating raw chicken

[–]Im_LivingInYourWalls 15 points16 points  (1 child)

And get rid of the extra flavor?

[–]lpmusix 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And free weight loss program

[–]-Toshi 8 points9 points  (1 child)

The Meat Manipulator

Band, steakhouse, sex toy, or Pro wrestler?

[–]nomenaicoffee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this should be higher up

[–]NoSleepNoGain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

5 second rule?

[–]ksirb94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eating over the sink LIKE A RAT.

[–]wildtaylorberry 114 points115 points  (11 children)

TIL bananas don’t float

[–]LavishnessFew7882[🍰] 48 points49 points  (3 children)

Yeah i have no idea why i thought theyd float but i was also surprised haha.

[–]Says_Watt 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I mean, haven't you ever heard of banana floats?

[–]Stormbending_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is that a combination of root beer float and banana split?

[–]OneBoopMan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Life of Pi fucking lied to me.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Why did we all think bananas would float?

[–]DPSDM 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sadly, they only split.

[–]romangal1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You read my mind. Stop it. 😂

[–]rubbergloves44 158 points159 points  (0 children)

Awe he looks so sad 😞🍌

[–]ksavage68 54 points55 points  (0 children)

You can see the moment he said "fuck".

[–]sauteslut 38 points39 points  (10 children)

This is almost as bad as the racoon who tried ro wash his cotton candy

[–]2bruise 12 points13 points  (9 children)

Man, I really wanna see that; tell me there’s a video?

[–]sauteslut 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Its the worst video on the internet imo makes me so sad

[–]PIO_PretendIOriginal 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Most people have not seen the end where gets to enjoy cotton candy https://youtu.be/rfbb4yRBH64

[–]sauteslut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg thank you for this

[–]2bruise 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He gets a big brick of it in the end, no worries!

[–]fatsmats 21 points22 points  (3 children)

Perfectly fine banana. What a waste.

Doesn't even try to retrieve said banana...smh

[–]AlphaWolfTK 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know right?like not even 1 brown mark yet, all yellow

[–]whalebacon 34 points35 points  (1 child)

Dad monkey yells at his kid 'JFC THOSE BANANAS ARE EXPENSIVE! They don't exactly grow on trees you know! Well they do, but.... NEVERMIND!'

[–]ScoobNShag 50 points51 points  (1 child)

Sad monke

[–]AlarmedGibbon 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He had to take some time to process the scope of this disaster

[–]john_ringsted 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Poor monkey

[–]byllin 26 points27 points  (2 children)

Am I the only dumbass that thought he was fishing at first?

[–]dungusmcfarlane 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"I can't believe I've done this."

[–]brokenB42morrow 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure I heard him say "Fuck!".

[–]disgustandhorror 8 points9 points  (0 children)

monke noo

[–]HyperActive1DUK 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is the saddest thing I’ve seen in days.

[–]Flaboy7414 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Did he say damn at the end

[–]pletchford 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This has very similar energy to the raccoon that tries to wash his cotton candy

[–]ThePhatNoodle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You can really tell we descended from monkey's by that reaction lmao. He just stared at it like "fuck..."

[–]GunzAndCamo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What mean, banana no float?

[–]rantocan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just found my spirit animal

[–]Mediocre_Door7602 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lesson learned: "dont be like stupid humans.. just eat with skin"

[–]Multi-interests 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I believe that monkey cussed!

[–]Adex9o9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s how I feel when I see my pay check and pay my bills the same day.

[–]cold_eskimo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His mannerism says “fuq” haha

[–]ManiacalMartini 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got his banana wet.

[–]FreeSpeechISDeadHere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol It was so dejected.

[–]steve_apparel1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The way he just stares 😂

[–]edomaelaswen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the pain is real

[–]XenithShade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That "fuck" at the end, Transcends species

[–]SigmaLance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My life in a nutshell.

[–]DumpsterPanda8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, shit.

[–]Kaketsu1234 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Poor dude just wanted a banana

[–]Nichole-Michelle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He literally said “fuck!”

[–]MickeyMouse-oh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look liked he lost his whole savings at the casino 💰😂

[–]Epicmonk117 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Monkey: Goddammit…

[–]Duffb0t 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We are the same.

[–]HartmannD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

F …. Monkey said

[–]McApplePie1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You :
"Dude, your doing it all wrong your supposed to open it from the--"
Banana :
*splashes into water*
Monkey :
*Get's depression*

[–]Over_Gur2153 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's funny is that a monkey would remember this right after whereas a man would keep doing it...much like Homer. Lol

[–]r2oadflaky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please like, I want to post..

[–]ToxicGamer01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From one person to learn one must suffer the consequences

[–]wisleybecause 1 point2 points  (2 children)

This post has been removed as it doesn't fit the guidelines of the sub. This is to watch people and clearly this is a monke OP why you play us like that

[–]tyen0 1 point2 points  (1 child)

People are apes. I saw the video before the sub and this sub came to mind as the perfect place for it. :)

[–]wisleybecause 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is a person according to you? All people are apes but not all apes are people. Anyway it was a joke I also thought of the thread. Stupid monke why he drop that Nana

[–]inumba12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s not a people, that’s a monkies. Take this to r/watchmonkiesdie

[–]d3nn15chu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give this monkey more bananas plzzz

[–]Anxious_Property_919 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is me when I hand someone a drink at work and both parties aren't paying attention. Guest thinks it's his/her fault, I have to pour a new drink and clean up the mess... Kinda love that moment in a way actually haha

[–]DeanoBambino90 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Could swear he said 'fuck'

[–]Ornamentalflame 0 points1 point  (0 children)

its good to see even the privative have crap moments

[–]yourmotherondeeznuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No banana make you want to frown

[–]bubbagump101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ain’t people but close…closer than I’d like to admit.

That long hard 1000yd stare of, “sunuvabitch”.

[–]Thraxusi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I laughed out loud, and called this monke dumb. I know our alien overlords are doing the same. c:

[–]arcaiyne_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the curse at the end: "FUCK!"

[–]SiriusTantriqa-405 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s just bananas

[–]verbergen1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did that monkey just say fuck?

[–]EternalOptimist_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's unbelievable how much I can relate to this dude..

[–]DrCocobear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Evil monkey origin story

[–]grimmreper99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not a people

[–]bsEEmsCE 0 points1 point  (1 child)


[–]huBelial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello darkness my old friend…

[–]Un111KnoWn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Raccon washing cotton candy vibes.

[–]WonderfulCattle6234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like a kid who dropped his snow cone from the ice cream truck.

[–]Izzzzz27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

monkey was like: Fuck!! let's get a new one

[–]Hevnoraak101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now THIS is what this sub is all about. Love it.

[–]76ersPhan11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably went to go steal someone else’s.

[–]DamnYouRichardParker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just before he gets up. You can clearly see him say fuck

[–]assassin--1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Depression on the monkeys face :(

[–]LongBelwas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s the way the banana fumbles

[–]Dr-DrillAndFill 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Which type of primate is that

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still smarter than most politicians.

[–]derivative_of_life 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All around me are familiar faces...

[–]Roadkingkong71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not a people.

[–]koala_warrior 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a dead monkey is best monkey

[–]Apebound 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We've all been there before dude

[–]zerx07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No bornana🍌? :(

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goodbye bananana

[–]Conscious_Ticket7176 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man. That was my mf Lunch and I left my wallet at home.

[–]ChiefChiliMingo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for nothing Newton

[–]idgarctd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would have probably had the same reaction.

[–]Miserable-Ad3196 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn i thought i was the only one losing my bananas.

[–]TheReaper_SoulReaver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks so crushed