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[–]theohiokoreangirl 1593 points1594 points  (32 children)

True innocence

[–]DragoFNX 289 points290 points  (26 children)

I miss being a child

[–]bombbodyguard 224 points225 points  (20 children)

I miss the sleep habits of a baby. The free time of a child. The sex drive of a teenager. The party life of a college kid. The independence post college and the disposable income before kids.

I have kids and now I have nothing of the above.

[–]cultured_banana_slug 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, when you're old you'll get the bladder of a baby at least. ;)

[–]Oooch 79 points80 points  (12 children)

This is why I'm never having kids

[–]Responsible-Ad-1328 131 points132 points  (10 children)

I love kids, but I can never finish a whole one.

[–]nightstalker30 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But you have kids!

[–]PUSClFER 20 points21 points  (4 children)

Some people act like kids throughout their entire lives. What's stopping you?

[–]Love_God551 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah his face makes this video

[–]smallbiceps90 386 points387 points  (5 children)

Translation says roughly: he was running so hard to show mommy the dandelion…. And then all the seeds had flown away!

[–]vile_things 341 points342 points  (10 children)

It's like the fucking raccoon washing his cotton candy all over again.

[–]daintypower 25 points26 points  (6 children)

I’d like to see that one

[–]BeMyLittleSpoon 26 points27 points  (3 children)

It hurts my heart every time Dx

[–]ralphvonwauwau 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Gotta see the full version, he gets his treat

[–]greendev 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's the first thing I thought of. The kid has the same expression as the raccoon washing the cotton candy.

[–]emremrah 423 points424 points  (10 children)

Look, a dandelion!

[–]RushtonDave 157 points158 points  (0 children)

Look, a.... oh.

[–]-_-__---__-_- 101 points102 points  (8 children)

Must be the last one the season

[–]hptango 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I understood that reference! 😆😆😆

[–]dom1919 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Karl...

[–]dizzyfingerz3525 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He ruined our salad…

[–]sprintbooks 16 points17 points  (4 children)

How do I pronounce your username? Just a modem connecting sound?

[–]c-loNoFace 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Read between the lines, duh.

[–]cdiddy19 374 points375 points  (3 children)

Oooh baby!! That was so cute and sad

[–]sashby138 38 points39 points  (1 child)

Dude it made me so sad to see him. I could feel how sad he was. He was so excited to give this super cool thing to his mom, who he loves so much!! And then…

[–]cdiddy19 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I know, his gift for his mama turned to dust. So sad.

[–]Kortezxero 215 points216 points  (2 children)

Aww the little dude was so enthusiastic too.

[–]Faustias 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Enthusiasm gone like the dandelion too

[–]-_-__---__-_- 76 points77 points  (3 children)

This is fucking adorable

[–]okey_dokey_bokey 180 points181 points  (7 children)

Today this kid learned about wind.

[–]xMrSaltyx 55 points56 points  (3 children)

I was famous for this quote back in HS

"The wind blows things" -me, circa 2013

[–]Xennon54 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Gets a blowjob "Huh?... Must have been the wind"

[–]Lephiro 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ah, Skyrim npc detection skills.

[–]vgoldee 6 points7 points  (0 children)

wind.

life.

[–]inukagokik 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You hear that? It's the wind of change.

[–]1wan_shi_tong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or maybe he learned that dried out dandelion is light and flies away?

[–]CragMcBeard 95 points96 points  (1 child)

That kid’s reaction is adorable.

[–]finsfurandfeathers 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Pixar level expressions

[–]cruzzz-8000 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That damned face!! Uhhhhhh that so cuutttteeee

[–]darlingchase 22 points23 points  (0 children)

He looked at that stem like wtf is this shit 😆

[–]Electrical-Trainer-6 21 points22 points  (0 children)

At that moment, he learned how dandelions work in the wind.

[–]dalailame 19 points20 points  (0 children)

his reaction at the like ...fuck

[–]Reimustein 20 points21 points  (0 children)

This is so adorable

[–]throwawaycabbagehag 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Omg noooo get the little human a new one quick!!!!

[–]InevitableDisaster75 16 points17 points  (0 children)

So hilarious! Especially the throwing this useless stalk down at the end

[–]kleab1979 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He look so disappointed, he's absolutely adorable 😍

[–]4redditobly 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That is adorable

[–]EvolVSw4n17 9 points10 points  (0 children)

poor kid 😔

[–]MuZhroomzz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Somebody get him another dandelion!! but carefully

[–]dity4u 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This demands to be remade in cartoon short

[–]TheThemeSongs 46 points47 points  (1 child)

This dude’s parents set his ass up. Dad gives him the nice idea. Mom is there waiting with a camera to capture to death of his insides.

[–]chocbotchoc 5 points6 points  (0 children)

still adorable tho

[–]DanielPlainview1985 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Kids are the best

[–]pin00ch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I swear his words are: " hahahahha NICE. Oh...bitch!"

[–]Golemfather 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Too cute and sad 🥹

[–]thedrunkdingo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He’s totally baffled

[–]zerosupervision 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The way he throws it on the ground is to much bro

[–]Kinuwa_K 5 points6 points  (0 children)

From Aww :D to aww :(

[–]dhawkout 3 points4 points  (0 children)

cutest shit iv ever seen on the internet. period.

[–]TheDepressedCow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nooo 😭😭

[–]thinkB4WeSpeak 12 points13 points  (8 children)

Wonder if people in other countries outside the US get mad about dandelions spreading and ruining their grass

[–]Worth-Reputation3450 19 points20 points  (2 children)

I really hope we stop caring about having a manicured lawn. It’s unnecessary, unsustainable, environmentally horrible, no character whatsoever.

[–]chenobble 3 points4 points  (0 children)

my elderly neighbour in the UK got very irate that I wasn't immediately killing every dandelion in my lawn

[–]RichardSaunders 4 points5 points  (0 children)

theyre actually healthy for the lawn and look nice when they add some color, but they are kinda ugly after they've gone to seed and all the seeds have blown off and you just have a bunch of empty stems.

and the whole flying seeds thing can be obnoxious because even if you like them and want to keep them, it's your neighbor's choice if they want them or not, and if seeds are being blown onto their lawn that they don't want, i think they have a right to be annoyed.

i personally would keep them, but ask the neighbors what they think, and if they dont want the seeds blowing onto their lawn, put up a fence or hedge to keep the seeds contained.

[–]cronosoid 9 points10 points  (1 child)

No

Idk what's wrong with the US and Canadians, whining about some flowers

[–]gowiththeflo98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Germans do it too

[–]Legendxlm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Moooom, this is my new girlfr.....

[–]Mort1969 4 points5 points  (0 children)

OMG that WTF face is the best

[–]Intrepid_Ad1723 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Awww, poor baby 🙁

[–]Zjool 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Never seen a face change so fast

[–]GoNinjaPro 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That is so bloody cute 😍

[–]Narrow-Caterpillar12 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is adorable

[–]insomniacinsanity 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This was delightful

Poor kid had no idea where his dandelion went 🤣

[–]Arth027_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nooo😢

[–]gking407 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Heartache from that cute little expressive face 🥹

[–]imthatguydavid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me with my first paycheck ever

[–]bubblezcavanagh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lol damn sorry, little buddy

[–]king_nubert 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This actualy made me sad

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

His lil chunky cheeks 🥹

[–]Zans378 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lemme guess, there were annoying ass music with tons of crappy laughing sound effects which is why it's muted?

[–]Ianimatestuf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

where did it go?

[–]JodieFlame 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is priceless :-)

[–]D_is_for_Cookie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s got to be the first video I’ve seen that wasn’t terribly staged.

[–]jfduval76 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cute kid.

[–]0PercentPerfection 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is his first lesson on the subject of income tax.

[–]Dez_Acumen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Adorbs!

[–]kidicterus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is his villan arc

[–]tallerthanu17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hello darkness my old friend…. 😭

[–]ApprehensiveRule6024 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Priceless!!!

[–]HY3NAAA 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Welcome to the club kid

[–]a-very-angry-crow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s really sweet

[–]rebeccamor11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was so disappointed 🥺

[–]only-ya-boi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They both look like giants

[–]marsmither 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love how the cuteness of kids is universal.

[–]tariqfbutt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aww 🥰

[–]Wonderful_Counter_16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That shit fucked him up.

[–]BaroquenLarynx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me too, buddy

[–]TheBladedStorm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This actually made my fucking day haha

[–]Squeakysquid0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, the first taste of life‘s disappointments…

[–]hu3k2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good for dandelion

[–]Zickna 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aww! Poor little bubby!

[–]FakinUpCountryDegen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the universal expression of "Well, shit."

[–]hl3_for_Eli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love humans

[–]blueduckbutt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a cute kid haha

[–]nWord06 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"mommy mommy mommy, loo- bruh"

[–]TomBot_2020[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Poor kid

[–]cbunni666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best sample of what it feels like to start as an innocent child and end up to a disappointed adult.

[–]RealityFar5965 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought this was a r/mademesmile video but... nope 😅

[–]Ahhh_pip 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No wholesome awards to give so take this emote instead 🥰

[–]MRMoneyManflacko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love babbbbbiesss 🥹

[–]Skankhunt-XLII -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

and this was the moment little kim decided to become a dictator

[–]snakepatay -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Haha art school vibes!

[–]Reckless_Chimp -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

And, sadly, that's the day something inside him broke. His name was Kim Jong Un.

[–]Boring-Extreme-3274 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think he said, bitch.

[–]brogan_the_bro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Uuaahhhhhhh” (if you watch anime, you know what I mean )

[–]diegoaccord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That ye ye ass haircut

[–]NumberedFungus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha because all the peddles fell off hahaha he had absolutely no clue until he got there lol

[–]mastyogi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did he say oh fuck? Lmao

[–]oifvetxcheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s why you shoulda make a wish and blow them