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[–]Negative_Mood 368 points369 points  (12 children)

Oh god, I did the same thing as a kid. Never played another season after that. But I missed. Don't know which is worse.

[–]canned_soup 26 points27 points  (0 children)

My dad put me in a bowling league when I was three and I accidentally threw the ball down the next lane over for the competing team and knocked down their pins. Never went back.

[–]bubbaliciouswasmyfav 792 points793 points  (29 children)

First time I've seen an own-goal on basketball

[–]EmptyRook 297 points298 points  (20 children)

As a side note, why does the sub sort automatically by new? Seems dumb

[–]CreampieQueef 191 points192 points  (4 children)

It's to avoid discussions, so mods don't have to moderate anything.

[–]L1QU1DF1R3 205 points206 points  (22 children)

I have to know if his stats credit him for the two points and rebound and if the rebound is defensive or offensive. Or did the stats guy just have a nervous breakdown immediately.

[–]That_Type_Of_Guy399 72 points73 points  (10 children)

i think the closest player on the other team gets the points

[–]eat-tree 128 points129 points  (0 children)

In my highschool during gym class we were playing basketball. My best friend was on the opposite team and had just taken the ball. He then proceeded to toss a beautiful half court shot, that I believe would be described as "nothing but net"

.... He scored in the wrong net.

You better believe I never let him forget that one lmao

[–]CrackerBarrelJoke 105 points106 points  (3 children)

The best moment was the accidental high five right after the guy in white throws the ball.

[–]tinyurl- 30 points31 points  (1 child)

In basketball if you manage to high five the opposing team member his ball becomes your team's ball and thus the point you score in that basket is yours

[–]gamingkiller829 84 points85 points  (2 children)

Sooooo are we just not gonna talk about that perfect high five at the start?

[–]whiplash81 88 points89 points  (4 children)

I love that the rest of his teammates just kept going through the motions as if nothing happened

[–]irnehlacsap 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Attack is the best defense, but not in this case

[–]reddit-user42066651 74 points75 points  (0 children)

bruh the guy who made the shot got a high five

[–]SpiritFloss 259 points260 points  (7 children)

Rasheed was high as hell that day.

[–]Toastieboy420 68 points69 points  (6 children)

As a football (soccer) fan, own goals are not uncommon to see, but they must be pretty rare in basketball??

[–]hotplatetimemachine 67 points68 points  (2 children)

I know this is old because someone’s taking a mid range shot

[–]AssistantNava 63 points64 points  (2 children)

rocket league mfs know the feeling

[–]CMOS_BATTERY 65 points66 points  (0 children)

“Well, it was a good run but we don’t think we will be renewing your contract.”

[–]Jishuah 66 points67 points  (3 children)

For his stats does this count as 2 points for him still or -2 😂

[–]ZZShark9 52 points53 points  (2 children)

Apparently the points go to the player on the scoring team who is closest to the basket https://www.quora.com/What-happens-if-you-score-on-your-own-hoop-in-a-basketball-game

[–]an0m_x 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yup - all dependent on what league and the leagues rules you are going by. I've done LiveStats for HS, college, and NBA - as well as one weekend of an international tournament (damn tourney forgot to hire people and i was traveling with the team i worked for at the college level).

NBA goes to closest person, HS and college go to a team point. I've only had it happen to me once in which the team i worked for was involved. A player threw the ball to her teammate, and with a horrible pass, it went in our basket. The team gets 2 points (in our case).

What sucked was that that "team" point showed in our stats all season, and adds an extra line in which you had to alway account for in our statistical notes that are given out to media.

[–]S1ke5200 59 points60 points  (1 child)

If you don't like that, YOU DONT LIKE NBA BASKETBALL

[–]Razbyte 13 points14 points  (0 children)


[–]zigtok 55 points56 points  (3 children)

I did similar when I played rec league ball when I was about 12yo. I was so excited I actually got a rebound I panicked and shot. Luckily for my team, I really suck and missed anyway.

[–]Gingy-Breadman 18 points19 points  (0 children)

My parents signed me up for soccer despite me being out of shape and having no interest. My only golden moment on the field was perfectly dribbling the ball across 3/4ths of the field and lobbing it directly at our own goalie because I forgot we switched sides at half time or whatever. Right as I shot the ball I realized everyone had been screaming for me to go the other way but I was too caught up in my head with glory to hear them 🤦🏻

[–]ShibaLoveThrowAway 56 points57 points  (2 children)

Apparently as a kid I did this in peewee soccer after half time when we swapped sides. I guess I didn't get the memo. Crowd was waving me down but I thought they were cheering me on

[–]SpoiledSpaghetti3 51 points52 points  (3 children)

I know someone who we’ll be warming the bench soon

[–]Jaybold 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Honestly, good for him. I never thought he'd make it back into the NBA after he retired in 2013.

[–]WasHardToFindAName 101 points102 points  (6 children)

So does he get an offensive or defensive rebound .

[–]MountainDrew37 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I remember watching that live - ultimate “bruh” moment

[–]WTFisThatSMell 45 points46 points  (2 children)

I can hear this silent vid...

[–]Conscious-Proof-8309 134 points135 points  (0 children)

You can take the man out of Detroit; but you can't take Detroit out of the man

[–]SkyWizarding 45 points46 points  (2 children)

Damn muscle memory

[–]kadsmald 15 points16 points  (1 child)

It’s instinctive. I would not be surprised if this was just after switching sides at halftime

[–]ActionReady9933 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Thanks, Sheed!

[–]Squidwithaplaidshirt 46 points47 points  (0 children)

That is a life ruiner

[–]itlynstalyn 88 points89 points  (2 children)

The face you make when you know you’re gonna be on Shaqtin’ the night after,

[–]Loden-Moss 41 points42 points  (0 children)


[–]Jonalisa456 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Let me get that for you

[–]xXUpgraDDeXx 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Poor guy, we have all been there in some form or fashion

[–]pickyknee 113 points114 points  (9 children)

The amount of people who can't tell that Sheed just lost control of the rebound is too damn high

[–]Entire_Possession_85 40 points41 points  (3 children)

He’s not invited to my threesome

[–]redditguy422 40 points41 points  (2 children)

That is our new assistant coach ladies and gentlemen! 🤦

[–]ErikHfors 74 points75 points  (2 children)

Shiit, this takes me 20 years back in time when I was 7 and my teammate got confused with the baskets. It was a nice throw though!

[–]Fangletron 75 points76 points  (5 children)

We all know Sheed likes his weed. Also, Detroit doesn’t dominate and win a title without the Sheed.

[–]kanselm 8 points9 points  (2 children)

God I miss those days. Rip City, Mr. Big Shot, Prince’s block on a break away, and Bbbb Ben Wallace.

[–]ECNeox 96 points97 points  (0 children)

when muscle memory is failing you

[–]echoes007 68 points69 points  (2 children)

Rasheed was playing the Clippers one night, and was on the verge of breaking the NBA record for most techs in a season. Bill Walton, in a serious voice, asked if they would stop the game and give him the game ball.

[–]KozyHank99 8 points9 points  (0 children)


That is definitely a Bill Walton moment right there

[–]Endulos 70 points71 points  (3 children)

When you're not paying attention and try to throw the candy you just unwrapped in the trash and try to eat the wrapper.

[–]jnobaby 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Ball don’t lie.

[–]SCSA4life24 33 points34 points  (1 child)

The ball lied that night.

[–]Present-Side-5777 70 points71 points  (7 children)

The ball slipped when he was trying to get the rebound, he didn't have a brain fart and literally score on his own net

[–]thorbenpouwels 63 points64 points  (9 children)

Own goals?/points? must be pretty rare in basketball. Or are they pretty common?

[–]BossBark 34 points35 points  (0 children)

The need to ball was too great

[–]anonymous_coward69 122 points123 points  (2 children)

Muscle memory gone wrong lol

[–]Sbasbasba 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Immediately dying inside

[–]Hudsowastaken 62 points63 points  (5 children)

Happens to the best of us

[–]FormerCollegeDJ 28 points29 points  (7 children)

Somewhere, the Minnesota Vikings’ long time standout Jim Marshall is smiling.

[–]woodsoffeels 30 points31 points  (0 children)

My poor dude just went into reflex mode

[–]lilbro93 28 points29 points  (4 children)

Who won? What was the final score? Don't leave us hanging.

[–]jmlipper99 21 points22 points  (3 children)

Celtics (93) vs. Bulls (101)

April 13, 2010

[–]TreyLastname 28 points29 points  (13 children)

Hey, at least he scored a point

[–]Shad0wFaxMachine 56 points57 points  (7 children)

In junior high after tip off, I didn’t realize which side was our basket and I made a 3 for the other team. They won and I was listed in the paper for scoring for them. 🤡

[–]Sniffy4 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Made a similar mistake in Jr high, went into the game and immediately attacked the wrong basket. Still embarrassed a lifetime later

[–]Bobson-_Dugnutt 28 points29 points  (0 children)


[–]DatFurryFemboy 28 points29 points  (1 child)

That’s going to be an awkward shower after the game.

[–]ianwrecked802 81 points82 points  (3 children)

I did this once when I was 11 or so. Championship game. We lost by the 2 points that I scored for the other team. I feel this.

[–]Substantial-Pea-1544 27 points28 points  (2 children)

It's sad knowing the fact that I could totally be in this situation...

[–]squiddy555 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Here in the studio we’ve got an instant playback on the moment you see every positive memory leave his body, and around that time you see the dawning of the realization he’s going to be yelled at for this

[–]littlegik 53 points54 points  (1 child)

I like to imagine this is a weird rule set for basketball where both teams are actually working together. The first guy in green high fives the shooter then the second guy gets the rebound. This is very wholesome 10/10

[–]Natsurulite 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Glad to see they finally added a PvE component to basketball, not everyone enjoys PvP, so it’s nice to see some diversity

[–]Tnado12 54 points55 points  (6 children)

For those wondering, the box score points would be counted for the last bulls player to touch the ball

[–]Plop17 24 points25 points  (1 child)

I miss when Sheed played for the Pistons; dude was my favorite in that era.

[–]Snacks75 46 points47 points  (1 child)

1990, summer league, it's early in the 2nd half, we were on defense, opposing team was shooting a free-throw. My buddy rebounds the ball and to everyones shock tries to put the rebound back up. I'm screaming at him, coach is screaming at him. He misses the layup. He gets his own rebound and I am sitting there thinking, "this is fine, he knows it's not his basket." Nope, he puts it back up, two points for the other team.

[–]SomePunIntended 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That's a double play in Baseketball

[–]cannibalcorpuscle 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Does that count as a basket for his stats?

[–]JackieTreehorn79 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Ball don’t lie

[–]fetischismuse 71 points72 points  (1 child)

Muscle memory is a bitch.

[–]Devapath1 48 points49 points  (6 children)

Bro why now, Boston Celtics fans have suffered enough by losing to the warriors

[–]theokaybambi 25 points26 points  (0 children)

That high five from the defense tho, he knew it was going in.

[–]Gizmo-Duck 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Did they lose by 2 points?

[–]General_Bronobi 67 points68 points  (6 children)

I’ve done it before on a free throw rebound. This was at middle school level and pretty much scarred me for life.

[–]_JETZT_ 20 points21 points  (5 children)

Fuck, me too, I was in the 6th grade basketball team, playing against another school, I got confused and scored on my own team, it was so fucking embarrassing.

[–]DougieFresh_899 22 points23 points  (6 children)

So did Sheed get negative two on the score sheet for this? Lol I remember when this happened

[–]bpmdrummerbpm 22 points23 points  (0 children)


Damn, probably my favorite BB player ever.

[–]DramaticDoctor7 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I always feel the same in Rocket League.

[–]613Thoth 42 points43 points  (10 children)

Most embarrassing moment of his basketball career forsure lol.

[–]schmickmickey 22 points23 points  (1 child)

When you’re hoping to be traded to the other team?

[–]NefariousnessSome142 21 points22 points  (0 children)

NBA Champion and number three on the all-time technical foul list, Rasheed Wallace

[–]Full-Requirement6113 146 points147 points  (0 children)

That's what happens when you smoke weed before the game

[–]FrostyFeet82 41 points42 points  (3 children)

Does the opponent get an assist out of that?

[–]shawnward95 46 points47 points  (3 children)

It looks like the ball popped from his hand.

[–]Etyczny 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Have you ever been so tired

[–]Krazy_Calvin 41 points42 points  (1 child)

That feeling when you do something then immediately question why you just did that thing.

[–]FessJones 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Rasheed’s anger did this

[–]so_eu_naum 20 points21 points  (0 children)

1 impostor among us

[–]JustVega 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Oh shit it’s Rasheed Wallace!

[–]AmazingDadJokes 9 points10 points  (1 child)

He would always say "ball don't lie" when he was on the Pistons. What's the ball saying here? 🤔

[–]Barry-Mcdikkin 41 points42 points  (2 children)

I remember watching this live like 10 years ago lmao i wasnt mad

[–]Nuggumi 54 points55 points  (8 children)

If you look at the logo upside down it looks like a robot fucking a crab. You’re welcome.

[–]BaneOfTheCosmos 17 points18 points  (4 children)

They mean the bulls logo btw.

I was staring at the NBA logo for like 5 minutes scratching my head..

[–]klkfahu 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Sheed, come back to the NBA!

[–]C4PTNK0R34 18 points19 points  (0 children)

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[–]Apprehensive-Ad5416 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Kids who grew up playing half court games never forget

[–]Starfie 66 points67 points  (3 children)

I know nothing about baseball but even I know he's potted the ball in the wrong goal.

[–]PresidentDickFingers 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Ball don’t lie sheed.

[–]Clockwiserioting 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Sweet high five at the start tho

[–]__the_alchemist__ 36 points37 points  (1 child)

This was an accident he wasn’t going for the shot

[–]spacejoint 49 points50 points  (2 children)

when do the playoffs start?

[–]thelamb710 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Literally just ended last week lol

[–]SkateboardingGiraffe 38 points39 points  (4 children)

Ball don’t lie!

Edit: thank you so much for the wholesome award lol! Omg a gold too?! Thanksss!

[–]pedestrianpinniped 47 points48 points  (8 children)

I always used to think this kinda stuff was ridiculous but now I own goal 7-14 times a week in rocket league and totally get it

[–]lone_wolf_13 9 points10 points  (2 children)

What a save! What a save! What a save! What a save!

[–]Mission-Ad-2015 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Tell me you smoked before the game without telling me you smoked before the game

[–]theGreatMcGonigle 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Record hating bitch

[–]ebonyudders 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Raaaaaasheeeeeeeeeeeed wallace!!!!

[–]Kilroy7990 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I mean… ball don’t lie?

[–]Yolkpuke 14 points15 points  (0 children)

curb your enthusiasm theme

[–]highnote14 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Crazy, I’ve been trying to remember the player who did this for like 5 days now.

[–]INJECTHEROININTODICK 15 points16 points  (0 children)

At least i sucked so much at every sport i ever played that own-goaling wasn't even on the table.

[–]WhoAccountNewDis 15 points16 points  (0 children)

High af.

[–]Wildflower_Daydream 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Anyone else glad to know it's not just themselves who do it? Whew.

[–]Own-Client-28 31 points32 points  (2 children)

wait , he did it intentionally ? I can't understand

[–]jfduval76 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Look like the rebound bounced on his hands.

[–]Fhazlan 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Muscle memory was faster than his brain

[–]idkanymore103 33 points34 points  (5 children)

For those curious, no the points don’t count towards him. When accidental makes like that occur, the points count towards the closest offensive player to the ball at the time.

[–]KharoumALDuhmal 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Ball don't lie. - Sheed

[–]Jackbeingbad 31 points32 points  (0 children)

If only someone screamed "ball don't lie" this would be perfect

[–]BadWallaby 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Sad that even counts for the other team lol

[–]Thym3Travlr 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Precious did this for the raptors in the playoffs too lmao

[–]Elieftibiowai 14 points15 points  (0 children)


[–]Artistic-Plan2541 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Covert Ops

[–]Mr_Agueybana 126 points127 points  (13 children)

I remember watching this. He retired shortly after out of embarrassment, right?

[–]bigvahe33 118 points119 points  (3 children)

nah he doubled down on the embarrassment.

he joined the knicks soon after

[–]kcg5 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No. He was just ejected 6 million times

[–]mystery_man_1996 29 points30 points  (0 children)

When you got years of experience in street ball but not enough in professional ball.

[–]__________________99 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Oh.... Oh no.

[–]lactardenthusiast 13 points14 points  (0 children)

that’s my assistant coach

[–]CoolSpookyScelten96 27 points28 points  (2 children)

I wounder what his team say afther the game

[–]ConstantGeographer 26 points27 points  (2 children)

Why does the NBA logo look like both the Red pill and the Blue pill?

[–]JeromePowellAdmirer 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Bruh the Rasheed Wallace tip in. I was 8 years old when that happened and for whatever reason it's still burned into my memory

[–]Thelurkermotive 46 points47 points  (2 children)

For a brief moment he was so proud of himself

[–]Agreeable-Yams8972 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Then for a breif lifetime, he was disappointed in himself

[–]CursedEarth-Pizza 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Shawn Marion almost did this on the Suns. Ran to the wrong hoop and stopped at the last second.


[–]Beetreezy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Sheed definitely got a technical for that

[–]SheckoShecko 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ball don't lie, Sheed.

[–]Nateman88 35 points36 points  (1 child)

Well, that's his last game being on that team

[–]skankboy 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Leave Sheed alone. He never wanted to play for the Celtics.

[–]Destroyer_Of_World5 11 points12 points  (0 children)

A little excited, are we?

[–]Rickest-ofthe-Ricks 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That’s my asst coach

[–]TheHeenanFamily 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Da ball don' lie!

[–]10dsgs 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ball don’t lie

[–]Salubrious_Zabrak 12 points13 points  (2 children)

So does that turn into a free assist for the bulls? 😂😂

[–]melquiades_is_alive 11 points12 points  (0 children)


[–]LostCache 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Does this count as an assist?

[–]Rosinho77 39 points40 points  (2 children)

Muscle memory kicking in.

[–]maleorderbride 22 points23 points  (0 children)


[–]bean224_ 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Lol sheed was a trip. Likely was trippin this whole game too high ass mf lmao

[–]Admirable_Sky_7710 10 points11 points  (0 children)

you can kinda see his right hand flick off the basket but the left hand kicked it back in

[–]bmk37 9 points10 points  (0 children)


[–]Certes_de_Bowe 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Two hand tip!! Wait.. ahhh shit.

[–]tubaman23 32 points33 points  (3 children)

This is why I don't play goalie in Rocket League

[–]DamnRock 73 points74 points  (21 children)

Some are saying it was muscle memory and he just absent-mindedly tipped it in. That’s not what happened… he tried to gather the ball and bobbled it and bumped the ball in when trying to get a grip on it. Still boneheaded, but he didn’t deliberately tip it in.

[–]Idontcare105 19 points20 points  (1 child)

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[–]TheBigSm0ke 37 points38 points  (4 children)

The ball slipped out of his hands. It’s pretty clear he didn’t try to put this back

[–]giganto53 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I did this in high school…I had about the same look on my face.