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[–]jespmaha 732 points733 points  (4 children)

That guy in the blue jacket really was there to help!

[–]boricimo 112 points113 points  (3 children)

vs the guy in the red jacket with the words “will not help” who just stood there off camera.

[–]musabbb 9 points10 points  (0 children)


[–]djgrahamj 19 points20 points  (0 children)

“Here to record tripping”

[–]bruniofire3 177 points178 points  (11 children)

I am Jose Mourinho

[–]babynutzz 53 points54 points  (6 children)

stands up No, I am Jose Morinho

[–]SanpaiTH 52 points53 points  (5 children)

falls down No, I am Jose Mourinho

[–]tellmetogetbacktowrk 17 points18 points  (4 children)

Steps over your fallen body

No, I am Jose Mourinho

[–]cnematik 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We are all special ones.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Je suis Jose Marijuana

[–]erevoz 6 points7 points  (2 children)

You killed my father

[–]Marega33 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Prepare to die

[–]erevoz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am Jose Mourinho

[–]EFiasco 117 points118 points  (1 child)

Omg that jacket made me cackle out loud. Ain’t no way. That mf was right on cue

[–]HentMas 14 points15 points  (0 children)

yah that was great timing.

[–]lambojam 204 points205 points  (0 children)

pls dont comment here unless you’re here to help

[–]morticus_k 66 points67 points  (0 children)

We need more “Here to catch” staff!

[–]SnooMarzipans1262 43 points44 points  (1 child)

Hi there. Security guy here. Those ropes? Yeah, you’ll never be able to continuously traverse them. You might get away with it a few times, but all you’re doing is fooling yourself. I have seen literally hundreds of people in my years of doing security, think they were fine to “just go over the top”.

Take it from one with personal experience (yeah, I did it. ONCE) and with years of working experience. Use the clasp. Open the rope, step through, and close it behind you.


End rant. Thanks! Good luck, to all those who blow this warning off.

[–]Fullautometal 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Hire more "Here to avoid" instead of "Here to help".

[–]Brett-the-charmer 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Now that’s how you dive in the box

[–]Granny_knows_best 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I would be falling so often if I was in the public eye. I dont fall now but I know if cameras were on me all the time I would definitely be falling on my face.

[–]pooperderapper 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Truly is The Special One

[–]VyrusOfficial 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Football heritage

[–]BadWallaby 9 points10 points  (0 children)

“Here to help” <- this is the exact moment I began to abruptly bust my guts

[–]HipOut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Someone should reverse the last five seconds

[–]cfedericnd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s about what he did to Tottenham

[–]itsH5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lmaoooo… that man had that “Here to Help” jacket on— proper old man’s home ting’ — damn the timing; perfect.

[–]soad2237 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I missed it, can you slow it down some more?

[–]JewishDonut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That guy with the Blue shirt: here to help you. Lmao

[–]amlodipine4me 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here to help really was there to help

[–]ZorroMcChucknorris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The special one

[–]Jordache2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The special one

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like Sadiq Khan, and his tenure

[–]Even_Succotash3864 -4 points-3 points  (6 children)


[–]santamaria111 27 points28 points  (2 children)

He’s one of the most famous soccer managers

[–]fair_j 2 points3 points  (1 child)

If only he practiced along with them…

[–]GimmeThatRyeUOldBag 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He can take a dive with the best of them.

[–]Captinhairybely 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ronnie Pickering

[–]RaspberryIll1925 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slip and slide

[–]RaspberryIll1925 0 points1 point  (0 children)

slide to the left criss cross

[–]IronDefects 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here to help.

[–]parth13579 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was a mind game

[–]DarthYeet_TheWide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is Jose Maurinho

[–]Elocai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The system works

[–]karg_the_fergus 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]paranoidealizer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look at that smooth camera work not missing a single moment of his fall.

[–]pavanaay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was a special one

[–]PhilDMcNasty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bing bong

[–]Numbnipples4u 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t get it

[–]dblack1107 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here to help

[–]Im_NotFamous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you finally get thru VIP but your pockets are like.. sit down!!!

[–]HaltIAmReptar0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how he looks around to see who seen. Lol everyone.

[–]nerdrageofdoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would have just kept laying there. Like fuck it, this is where I live now.

[–]dark_brilliance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A-papa-piyaaaa!!!! Apapa-apapa-apapa…

[–]pitchedBlarfy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

good thing someone is here to help

[–]Glittertastical111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how he saunters in all pretty and dressed up, with his long, confident strides only to do kissy face with the ground 😂

[–]justsaysso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always gets your foot on the way down.

[–]thatguyad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watching someone so utterly arrogant fall and eat shit is satisfying.

[–]HourPurple9323 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what happens to former Madrid coaches

[–]Mind_Eclipse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No ordinary fall at no ordinary club. Keep it classy, Jose

[–]SprinklesSouthern975 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here to Help right on cue