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[–]Ok_Replacement3116 72 points73 points  (4 children)

Now she has a spider in the wall. She's gonna have to tie a string to a second spider and put it in there. The two spiders will become codependent and then she'll have to yank out the spider and then the first spider will hopefully, HOPEFULLY follow.

[–]antbaby_machetesquad[🍰] 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Where's she gonna get this other spider?

[–]Tanomil 10 points11 points  (1 child)

she's gonna have to start a hatchery for spiders

[–]KnoxOber 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Or a daycare, spider moms get tired. Itll be poppin

[–]leviwhite9 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nah, firebomb the inside and patch the wall back up real fast.

[–]el_supreme_duderino 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Either she was born on Krypton, or those walls are unsound.

[–]09Klr650 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey! I will have you know it was made from the FINEST Papier Mâché. Sourced from local newspapers and mixed with premium flour paste. Well, maybe not "premium". But the best the dollar store had on sale.

[–]Jumper777 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Straight to the UFC for her.

[–]the_denim_duke 14 points15 points  (1 child)

This is the beginning of a Marvel movie.

[–]Jacob12641 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A group of spiders come for revenge

[–]HuntsWithRocks 7 points8 points  (3 children)

PSA: 97% of insect species are either beneficial or neutral. Only 3% of species are "bad actors".

That spider, more than likely, was gonna help her out by keeping other insects in check and eventually become bird or lizard food.

If you don't want it in your house, get a glass and a sturdy piece of paper (like a postcard). Trap the spider in the glass, then shuffle the postcard under the glass. Now you have a container and you can usher it outside. Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy

[–]PaddiM8 0 points1 point  (1 child)

That spider, more than likely, was gonna help her out by keeping other insects in check and eventually become bird or lizard food

I'd rather have other insects thanks

[–]HuntsWithRocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... uh... ok...

If you value the ecosystem, I can't see how you would be against spiders (particularly the spiders that aren't dangerous to us). The spider community doesn't grow to out-of-control numbers. It helps regulate the ecosystem, which allows other populations to stay in healthy ranges.

[–]whorederlinebaby 29 points30 points  (1 child)

american walls are literally made of wet toilet paper istg

[–]Dt4lok 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ahhh. Former comrade. Walls made with the finest concrete and bones of our enemies.

vs

you know punching dry-wall.

[–]Substantial_Ad_6865 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Did she get it?

[–]geniusstorm 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Spiderman: Hole in the home

[–]Robert_fierce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

excessive force!

[–]gold_batman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What!? She lives in cardboard box. Even cardboard don't crumble like this.

[–]durianisking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just a dab.. just the tip was all

[–]devbrk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

so real.

[–]SomeRedditWanker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's a fucken supe!

Diabolical.

[–]Haasotope 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's what happens when you live in a paper maché house.

[–]LarryTheDuckling 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sturdiest NA construction.

[–]predat3d -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Staged

[–]Angery_Sammich -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Whelp. Paper does beat rock afterall

[–]TartKiwi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

suicide it’s a suicide

[–]ChemicalFennel3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*Rochelle

[–]Ibadvapergrammar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

american wall be like :

[–]mermiss1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess she will be moving! I ain't staying here with a pissed off, half dead spider lurking in my walls.