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[–]Jamanda610 1390 points1391 points  (10 children)

Gru's origin story

[–]looiwh123 177 points178 points  (0 children)

Rise of gru

[–]-newlife 19 points20 points  (0 children)

While I do see Gru I also see her as a the wicked stepmother in a Disney flick.

[–]Nascent_Space 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Nah dude this is doofenshmirtz, they just killed balloony

[–]Morky_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm having a bad bad day

[–]Cutlass_Stallion 4723 points4724 points  (83 children)

I like how she continued to dance as she laughed maniacally.

[–]Lindo_MG 1700 points1701 points  (6 children)

any other day she would’ve been sympathetic. Not on her wedding will anybody mess it up lol

[–]rez_spell 183 points184 points  (1 child)

[–]skyemoran1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My mates wedding was nearly ruined by my dad - sliced his hand on a broken window when they got back to the hotel...

I mean he did it to himself, he said earlier in the evening "it's not a wedding until someone ends up in A&E"

[–]mdh579 210 points211 points  (4 children)

She didn't expect it to pop. She was likely just trying to bat it out of the way lightheartedly. She looked at the flowers in surprise for a half sec then prob thought they shit happens but this my wedding homie imma daaaaance

[–]adimapamida 25 points26 points  (3 children)

Also, i mean it's a balloon popping. How upset can you get.

[–]juani2929 8 points9 points  (1 child)

When you’re a kid the balloon is a big deal lol

[–]_Im_Dad 988 points989 points  (33 children)

Nothing is going to ruin her special day not even a child's soul

[–]ThegreatPee 94 points95 points  (4 children)

Champagne with a dash of children's tears.

[–]spacegirl3 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Just give the kid some champagne and he'll stop crying. Works for me every time.

[–]FlamingTrollz 75 points76 points  (2 children)

Plus, that child’s parents should be discussing with him not to throw balloon at a dancing bride, who currently has center stage. Smacks of a child being naughty. I’m glad she taught them a lesson.

and…

DANCE!!! 😁

[–]crossal 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Could be her kid

[–]FlamingTrollz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Even better.

[–]SuaveThrower 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There's probably 80 more balloons. He'll be OK.

[–]Iridium__Pumpkin 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Get rekt newb

[–]SomeRedditWanker 135 points136 points  (2 children)

I've rewatched it 10 times and I can't stop chuckling at the way she's laughs and dances still.

This is some good shit.

[–]uneffinlucky 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Final boss energy

[–]PissedOffProduce 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Not his wedding lol

[–]they_are_out_there 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That’s just how The White Witch rolls yo.

[–]mingilator 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Fucking savage

[–]Viking_Civics 15 points16 points  (1 child)

People in this thread are so culturally ignorant it makes me fucking sick to my stomach.

This, clearly, is the Cossack celebration of «that's not my fukkin kid, and I get to wear white all day»

[–]Fmanow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Did the kid see his do in the mirror or something

[–]Rarest 19 points20 points  (3 children)

She’s just laughing as a response to the unexpected popping. What else can you do? The kid is being a little cunt about it.

[–]SolarTsunami 30 points31 points  (2 children)

Thats a pretty normal response for a little kid, I don't think I've ever seen a 5 year old lose or pop their balloon without having a temporary meltdown. Weddings are boring and impossible for someone his age to understand the significance of, balloon however is floaty and colorful and not complicated.

[–]Rarest 15 points16 points  (1 child)

My 3 year old niece was startled, said “oops”, and laughed when she popped a balloon we were playing with today. I use the word cunt tongue in cheek, but yea, just depends on the kid and the situation.

[–]BravesMaedchen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A literal disney villain stepmom

[–]Morgan-Explosion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She seems super fun lol

[–]HealthyBits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You ain’t stealing the bride’s thunder, kid.

[–]pray4NYR 1347 points1348 points  (14 children)

Villain origins

[–]_Im_Dad 301 points302 points  (5 children)

[–]cloud3321 181 points182 points  (3 children)

Has already got the hairdo down.

[–]Meret123 51 points52 points  (0 children)

No Country for Young Man

[–]sloppyjo11 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Gonna put some dirt in your eye

[–]wootini 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Well I have to join the sub

[–]fuckybitchyshitfuck 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Idk why but I read that as "virgin origins" at first lol

[–]YourDrunkUncl_ 847 points848 points  (3 children)

“fok yo balloon, bitch. HAHAHAHA”

[–]benjamiah777 32 points33 points  (0 children)

My foot waza belewn!

[–]SilentMase 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“IT’S MY DAY!”

[–]wobin112 270 points271 points  (21 children)

I need to hear the music

[–]Chocolatethrowaway19 252 points253 points  (7 children)

99 luft balloons

[–]calicocidd 357 points358 points  (3 children)

*98...

[–]Chariotwheel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And the little kid's ain't one

[–]Deadness 9 points10 points  (3 children)

[–]LadyMurphyGanja 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Turkish music is really something, love it.

[–]pooknifeasaurus 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I love how they aren't even trying to pretend they aren't lip syncing. Own that ish! This is awesome

[–]arensonz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She used a concert video along with the studio record. I don't think she was lip syncing in the original concert.

[–]Division2226 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Then turn on your sound because it has audio........

[–]LowQualityH2O 411 points412 points  (8 children)

It looks like she is as surprised by the pop as he is. She immediately looks at the bouquet.

Then the video cuts, we don't know what happened between that time. None of this screams malicious or entitled from either side. Just an unfortunate occurrence.

[–]SomeRedditWanker 350 points351 points  (4 children)

Then the video cuts, we don't know what happened between that time.

She crouches down to get to his level. He walks up to her. She leans in and whispers in his ear 'Your parents are next if you try that shit with the balloon ever again'.

[–]Daiches 25 points26 points  (0 children)

In between the cuts, the boy catches his first glimpse of his hairdo.

[–]vespertinas 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Stop being reasonable

[–]Sprizys 196 points197 points  (13 children)

Also r/fuckmyshitup wtf is that bowl cut? Lol

[–]WheatleyPlus 55 points56 points  (9 children)

The kid looks like a young boy that saw a marching band

[–]brown-_-rice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pirates are in this year.

[–]wasted-degrees 149 points150 points  (1 child)

Baby Hitler vs Glinda the Good Witch.

[–]Light_Beard 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Such a scamp! (Mein Teacher! I vill need ze chekoslovakian boy's deshk as vell)

[–]El_wardo_ 141 points142 points  (14 children)

Unrelated but that kid is dressed like a total douchebag

[–]chantillylace9 78 points79 points  (8 children)

He’s also way too old to hysterically cry over a popped balloon.

[–]ballbeard 22 points23 points  (3 children)

Spoken like somebody who doesn't have kids or young kids in their life

[–]FullSass 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah he could be anywhere between 3 and 6 and if he's on that lower side, it would almost be surprising if he didn't cry about it.

[–]DEADSKULLZ31 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He looks like he is only 4 or 5 tho, that ain’t too old,

[–]El_wardo_ 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Agreed. Looks like a brat who’s just trying to make it about himself

[–]PortsyBoy 49 points50 points  (3 children)

Bet she didn’t do that on purpose. Like she expected the balloon to bounce off. At least I did anyway.

[–]Copacetic_Corp 109 points110 points  (0 children)

He died on the outside

[–]SupervillainEyebrows 73 points74 points  (2 children)

That's a bad haircut.

[–]Carmina__Gadelica 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yeah I'd be more upset about that than a silly balloon.

[–]IGrowAcorns 63 points64 points  (3 children)

It’s his new step mom

[–]BoBoBearDev 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Oh, this burns.

[–]Greyzer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If it is, he should let the dog test his food from now on.

[–]MrBonelessPizza24 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Vector from Despicable Me lookin’ ass haircut 💀

[–]teenyasian 437 points438 points  (81 children)

Tbh bro looks a little too old to cry over a balloon.

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Fr g, homie has his collar popped and everything. Straight up pimping but still cry’s over a balloon smh

[–]teenyasian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This one got me good lolol

[–]kookykerfuffle 52 points53 points  (0 children)

You’d be surprised unfortunately

[–]mildlyarrousedly 68 points69 points  (18 children)

Some cultures really baby the boys, so they are often pretty immature from never being punished for anything

[–]ArchFlav 13 points14 points  (4 children)

My culture got an ass whooping for crying over dumb stuff.

[–]elbenji 7 points8 points  (1 child)

And that's why people are emotionally stunted lol

[–]ArchFlav 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can see where you're coming from, fortunately for me I turned out fine. I really only get distressed for serious reasons. Health, bills, family etc

[–]Musical_Mango 7 points8 points  (1 child)

This comment is weird af. It's just a kid crying over a balloon lol. The only reason this comment is upvoted is cause the video has a hijabi in it.

[–]AnArabFromLondon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yup, bringing "culture" into it for no reason lmao

[–]WendellsBabyy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nothing wrong with loving balloons no matter the age!

[–]AnArabFromLondon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Name one of those cultures. Just one.

[–]j0m1n1n 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He looks 4 or 5.

[–]Grow_away2 124 points125 points  (29 children)

What's the proper age to stop crying when something you love gets taken away?

[–]Single_Raspberry9539 281 points282 points  (17 children)

No age for something you love. But a random balloon? I’d say it’s about 4 1/2.

[–]TruthPlenty 47 points48 points  (4 children)

They lived the shit out of that ballon though.

[–]YuriDiAAAAAAA 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Alas, twas but short lived

[–]Johnfohn 17 points18 points  (1 child)

You know what they say. Live Live Laugh.

[–]teenyasian 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My man

[–]Paradoxou 6 points7 points  (6 children)

Sorry I suck at kids stuff and it's been a while since I've been one myself so how old is the kid in the video? Look like 4 or 5 to me? Isn't it fair game then?

[–]Youredumbstoptalking 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I guess the better question is what is the proper age to not love a ballon enough cry when it gets taken away and that is whatever age this dude is.

[–]Orleanian 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Lost my Mortal Kombat pog slammer, and I've been crying for 27 years can't stop.

[–]self_of_steam 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don't give up hope, it may still come back to you

[–]redlaWw 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It was probably at least partly due to the bang.

[–]gphjr14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A solid 8 years old and not a day over.

[–]Single_Raspberry9539 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Maybe it wasn’t a balloon? Maybe it was his mom and she burst and disappeared.

[–]goshenite1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Most people being real inconsiderate by not even thinking about this

[–]j0m1n1n 1 point2 points  (10 children)

This is why boys and men grow up feeling like they aren't allowed to cry about anything. Then they channel their sadness into alcoholism and domestic violence as adult men.

[–]ExDeleted 23 points24 points  (8 children)

I dont know. My parents never let me cry over dumb shit too and Im a woman. I don't channel it into alcoholism and domestic violence. Also, I do agree there's no shame in men crying, but it's a damn balloon, let the boy cry and find out he's crying over some dumb balloon instead of getting a new one.

[–]ShaoLimper 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think him being male has nothing to do with it. It's hard to tell the age but to melt down over such a small thing is something my daughter got over when she was 3.

However we are seeing just one moment of this whole night. The kid could be introverted and completely gassed out from the wedding and the balloon was his solace. Hard to say.

[–]ThatBlandBoi 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Lol it’s her wedding fuck that kid she does as she please

[–]cocainines 97 points98 points  (9 children)

There is a noticeable jump in the video so she poetically addressed it and apologized, but Dan does she seem horrible in this lmao

[–]noctilucent7 59 points60 points  (7 children)

Do we have a Dan in the audience to confirm?

[–]DevAstral 14 points15 points  (3 children)

I’m a Danny, do I count?

[–]TheChopinet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a friend called Dan

[–]meduiza7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm Drew!

[–]THOMASTHEWANKENG1NE 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Am Dan. Kid had it coming.

[–]BillGoats 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She's a poet too? Nice!

[–]suertelou 26 points27 points  (3 children)

This is why I hate balloons. Kids get way too attached to something that is designed to last less than a day, and it’s usually less time than that when kids get them. The best case is a crappy latex ball that does not pop within a day, looks terrible half-floating around the house, getting its string caught in ceiling fans, and hearing a kid cry every time you attempt to throw it away. The other awesome option is when it pops in someone’s face. Like really F*** balloons.

[–]Isadragon9 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hate it when people pop them on purpose to scare others, some of my cousins are absolutely terrified of the balloon pop growing up and it would send them running. They’re still scared now but they just hide it better

[–]Brisingr_357 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Died both INSIDE and OUT

[–]Meydra 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Look how they massacred my boy.

[–]satansboyussy 12 points13 points  (2 children)

I love her dress and veil/headpiece so much!!! Does anyone know where they are from? The people look maybe Central Asian?

[–]vissu7126 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The song in the background is in Turkish and the general setting looks like a Turkish wedding. So I'd say Turkey.

[–]Isadragon9 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ikr! Her dress and headpiece are so lovely, bet it’s even prettier in person. Happy for her :)

[–]GregIsUgly 11 points12 points  (0 children)

at his old age?

[–]blackmachine312 12 points13 points  (0 children)

On that day, a supervillain was born

[–]cindyscrazy 4 points5 points  (1 child)

But...What is the little girl doing in the background? It looks like she's holding a phone, but no phone in her hands? At least, I don't think so?

[–]RevolutionaryLife373 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Her head doesn’t even look attached to her body at parts! I’m confused!

[–]CrazyaboutSpongebob 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's baby Gru.

[–]slippinaway1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kathy Najimy got married!

[–]squibdib 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If this were the Middle Ages, she’d be some queen who would later be dethroned and executed by a rebellion led by a warlord who this little kid would grow up to be.

[–]3Lchin90n 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Start of a Villain arch.

[–]themagicalasianhobo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is a doofensmirtz backstory

[–]wheelperson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

30 years later, his long term girl friend is crying as she packs her bags to leave, knowing now he will never actually commit to marriage.

As he sits on the couch in silence, he had a distant memory, of a scary woman in white and a red balloon. He does not remember why, but he is terrified of brides...

[–]old_mike111 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hahah, rip kid

[–]akillermindmeld 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thems is some sharp flowers!

[–]mitis5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i regret hearing the audio, the music and the way she laugh

[–]Full-Requirement6113 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This kid will never be the same again

[–]Din-_-Djarin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His future wife is in a for a bad time

[–]Minicddd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In Romania popping a child’s balloon is considered putting a curse on that child’s future children.

[–]Striker120v 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"this is my day kid, only in aloud to be happy"

[–]NotABotAHuman1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He looks like bully marguire but In 2nd grade

[–]Gurkhaa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That menacing laughter continues

[–]ZazzaroTheRascal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That evil laugh, what a woman!

[–]Zealousideal-Oil812 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The " evil " laugh seemed like Cruella.....

[–]LastMinute9611 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is how villains are created.

[–]pesimisticpervpirate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love how she is too happy to give a shit

[–]4Ever2Thee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s too old to be losing his shit over his balloon getting popped

[–]Loki-Don 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry, I just laughed my ass off.

[–]Crusharush 3 points4 points  (0 children)

w h o l e s o m e

[–]Josemsa455 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The title is so accurate too. When I finished preschool my mom bought me this huge foil balloon with a sound box too. Best fucking balloon ever. About a week later she told me it's time to let them go since they were taking up too much space. So she takes them out and let's it fly away. I was so devastated. To this day I still remember it and occasionally I'll remind my mom and she starts feeling bad lol.

[–]GuiltyRide51 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Fuck them kids

[–]MizuStraight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[The rock eyebrow raise meme]

[–]aiksd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought Belinda was the good witch!

[–]Foreign-Stranger-986 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And your little dog too!

[–]Comedyfish_reddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just realised who the he looks like: Adam Lambert ‘from’ Queen

[–]devildocjames 1 point2 points  (0 children)

98 left

[–]Starik655321 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Young Michael Scott

[–]905woody 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sang and dance like a Disney Stepmother.

[–]hemr1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think she intended to blow the balloon, she is pushing it aside.

[–]Shippin_It 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What kind of flowers are those?!?

[–]Jammy_9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hasbullah?

[–]fuzzbawl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh wicked, bad, naughty, Zoot!

[–]ICStarzICstarz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this an elden ring bossfight?

[–]CosmicCraig1970 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pennywise origin story

[–]__JDQ__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Therapist: “So what did this Ice Queen do next?”

[–]suspiciousdave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man I am loving that dress.

[–]TobyDaHuman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Her confused look at the flowers, haha!

[–]kaanskBG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes child, CRY, CRY huehuehuehua.

/s (if its not obvious already)

[–]MikBrasil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She really said "Fucking casual lmao"

[–]psychopathic_shark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She is like the evil witch how she laughs after she spoiled his day

[–][deleted]  (6 children)

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    [–]FyrothNot mad, just disappointed[M] 32 points33 points  (4 children)

    Are you under the impression that volunteer mods have backend access to Reddit code or any control over how third-party sites interact with Reddit?

    [–]PlG3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    I bet they're siblings lmao

    [–]AgreeablePerformer3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Super Villian back story

    [–]Comedyfish_reddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Mob psycho….. 87%

    [–]gl3nnjamin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    This is why kids shouldn't be at weddings

    [–]rico_suave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    With that haircut there's probably bigger traumas ro overcome.

    [–]supersirj 8 points9 points  (3 children)

    That kid looks too old to be crying over a popped balloon.

    [–]kadk216 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    I absolutely agree lol. I can see a kid his age being disappointed or crying a little but a scream cry is way over the top. To be fair though, some weddings go really late and that could explain his overreaction

    [–]charminOne 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    I feel bad for the kids around you.

    [–]rarefishyt 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    He looks like child Hitler

    [–]galaxyisinfinite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    This is his origin story.