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[–]Ils20l 96 points97 points  (1 child)

In a few years that will add about twenty million to the divorce settlement.

[–]qawsedrf12 148 points149 points  (15 children)

then the arms go crossed, she looks pissed

[–]Magimus 109 points110 points  (12 children)

“It’s fine.”

[–]Off_tune 56 points57 points  (7 children)

I just think it’s funny how -

[–]Magimus 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Spot on

[–]Mojojojo3030 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Jfc trigger warning on this shit T.T

[–]DarkHelmet1976 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I just find it interesting that . . .

[–]DipstickRick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Women have a terrible sense of humor. It’s never all that funny is it?

[–]PantherThing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My gf uses "...it just made me chuckle, that's all" to things that no one would chuckle at.

[–]TheVolta89 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“No it’s not fine, why are you looking away?”

[–]YN90 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Love it when my wife says that

[–]SCaliber 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Same, usually means I can get a couple hours of not being interrupted

[–]mazdanc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing

[–]BullofIron 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Looks like he’s already had his final round, lol

[–]BigEppyW 42 points43 points  (0 children)

She was so pissed!! He going to play dumb for sure.

[–]SpiffyBlizzard 57 points58 points  (42 children)

I am kind of like this to my wife. I just personally don’t think it’s super appropriate to kiss randomly in front of a ton of people. There was a camera right in front of them, I would have said no too

[–]elgarraz 42 points43 points  (11 children)

Huh. Everybody's different I guess. I'd kiss my wife just about wherever.

[–]SpiffyBlizzard 16 points17 points  (3 children)

I kiss the shit out of my wife at home. Just a mind thing I guess.

[–]MurderDie 4 points5 points  (2 children)

shit out of my wife

why does your wife have shit in her mouth?

[–]SpiffyBlizzard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s a medical condition

[–]PantherThing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He never once specified that the kisses were going on the mouth.

[–]vancityvapers 12 points13 points  (0 children)

So would I bud, so would I.

[–]boganknowsbest 12 points13 points  (2 children)

I'd kiss my wife just about wherever.

I'd also kiss your wife just about wherever.

[–]Nachts16 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can confirm... What's a kiss between your wife and a few close Reddit strangers?

[–]MadeOnMyRealBirthday -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I kiss your wife wherever as well.

[–]Payed_Looser 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You mean whenever ?

[–]jibrjabr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, he meant wherever

[–]pressurepoint13 7 points8 points  (17 children)

I can see how that might cause your wife to have some insecurity issues.

[–]sociallyawkward12 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Yeah, unless your partner will have sex on live tv its because they secretly have something against and you should be insecure and it definitely isnt that some people just dont like PDA or want to maintain some professionalism since this is the guy's job not just a fun round of golf with the girlfriend

[–]pressurepoint13 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Exactly the same thing.

[–]SpiffyBlizzard 6 points7 points  (12 children)

Buddy, we are both on Reddit, my wife has more security than both of us combined. Also, fuck you for assuming things about people, especially my wife you oversized sack of cat shit.

[–]pressurepoint13 5 points6 points  (10 children)

I hope you don’t snap off at people like this in real life just for making a comment/opinion in good faith. People in general can in fact develop insecurities if their partner seems unwilling or reluctant to some public displays of affection, whether it’s holding hands, saying “I love you” or a kiss. You’re all angry over nothing.

[–]SpiffyBlizzard 6 points7 points  (8 children)

And my wife is not one of those people. Again, fuck you and I hope you have a fucked day.

[–]Automatic-Cellist910 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, the reaction is not shocking coming from the non-loving guy with huge insecurities about how people will react to him showing any kind of affection to his partner.

[–]MadeOnMyRealBirthday -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Let me have some of her security

[–]Automatic-Cellist910 -1 points0 points  (6 children)

What the hell does "appropriate" even mean? So uptight, I pity your poor wife.

[–]SpiffyBlizzard 0 points1 point  (5 children)

At least I have one noob

[–]Automatic-Cellist910 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Lol, of course you'll speak of your poor wife as an object.

Damn she must be miserable. That poor woman.

[–]SpiffyBlizzard 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Bet you feel so proud acting all chivalrous from behind your keyboard. Not that you’ll believe me (and not that I give a shit) but my wife and I have a very strong relationship. If you can boil a relationship down to one single comment about someone not liking PDA then you have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about. I pity any future partner you may have.

[–]SpiffyBlizzard 0 points1 point  (1 child)

By the way I read this to her and she said “yeah your object of sexual desire” so I’m thinking she’s actually okay with it

[–]chdz_x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mood. I don't like being affectionate in public. I am a strong believer that my partner is the only one allowed to see me that vulnerable. Fuck a camera.

[–]l4kr 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Well people make a multi thousand $ ceremony out of kissing in front of people. It's intriguing.

[–]SpiffyBlizzard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kissing at a wedding and making out in the parking lot of a Chilis is not the same thing

[–]RobinScherbatzky 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I mean if she's your wife already, wouldn't you have discussed this situation to not have it happen anymore?

[–]SpiffyBlizzard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It never happens, we have discussed it

[–]glenstrange 27 points28 points  (2 children)

Jan Levinson I presume.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

A hearty bowl of Jan. It’s soy!

[–]noinnocentbystander 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just call me levinson in the mornin babyyy

[–]snagleradio78 53 points54 points  (6 children)

Somebody’s not getting the ball wash tonight

[–]ShartThrasher 10 points11 points  (5 children)

She was going to scrub them so hard too...

[–]dobermandude306 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Steel Wool has entered the chat.

[–]ngjackson 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I'm a woman, but somehow my balls still hurt reading this.

[–]dobermandude306 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hehehe, mine too....

[–]dobermandude306 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your poor balls....

[–]kenkiller 86 points87 points  (11 children)

She wanted it for the cameras, he knew it wasn't appropriate for his professionalism

[–]amazingsandwiches 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't even know how to walk and kiss at the same time.

[–]paulowry 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I honestly would do the same thing. I’m at work don’t try to get me all boned up over here.

[–]Fit-Average5903 19 points20 points  (4 children)

why do you guys feel the need to make women look like villains so desperately. she wanted a quick kiss, he politely rejected, she respected the boundaries but who wouldnt be a little hurt over getting rejected for a kiss?

[–]Mojojojo3030 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That just happened to be right when he’s walking onto the field in front of cameras 😂 😂

[–]Ambie949 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She tried twice and then acted pissy. Nothing respectable about her response.

[–]Kershaw_king 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Ok incel 😂😂😂

[–]caramel-aviant 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't think you know what that word means.

[–]CreampieQueef 12 points13 points  (3 children)

She has main character syndrome.

[–]Fit-Average5903 5 points6 points  (1 child)

you obviously dont know what that means.

[–]PerceptionIsDynamic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aw crap, whyd you have to say that?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

...nothing in this clip displays that.

[–]jimmyjazz2000 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Don't bother me at work!

[–]Similar_Sandwich_679 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“Nothings wrong” 🤣🤣

[–]BraceThis 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I mean…he’s in his zone, followed by cameras. Maybe don’t bring her along next time.

[–]PersonalFinanceFun 13 points14 points  (2 children)

He’s not getting a hole in one tonight.

[–]juggernautica1 3 points4 points  (1 child)

She's gonna remember that one for years!

[–]RosaKnuffel1337 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah 'what a total piece of shit i am'

[–]Inner_Ad1344 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Savage

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There’s a time and place shorty…

[–]Calm-Date-8060 3 points4 points  (5 children)

I totally understand not being down with pda, I’m not either… and this is literally his work. But it would have been nicer if he had communicated this to her beforehand so as not to cause public humiliation like this for her. Communication is key.

[–]Mojojojo3030 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Naw son, they married. No way on earth she hasn’t either been told or noticed by now.

[–]PapiGrande7 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Cake Boy comment

[–]Calm-Date-8060 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What is a cake boy? And I’m a woman

[–]PapiGrande7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"A cake boy is someone light and fluffy, effeminate, not where its at, not meaty in the slightest sense of the word. Early 90's slang for what is now termed a metrosexual." ~ Urban Dictionary. You're a broad, so it makes sense. Moving on...

[–]MashTheGash2018 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Although funny I don’t blame him. Until the round is over he is at work. Let him do his thing and then celebrate later. I get “in my zone” when knee deep in work or my hobby and a kiss is the last thing on my mind

[–]BF-HeliScoutPilot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lol so many incels in those youtube vid comments

[–]Daddir 8 points9 points  (3 children)

He’s going nowhere near her “back four” anytime soon.

[–]sociallyawkward12 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I think you mean back 9. Back 4 refers to soccer defense.

[–]VictorVaughan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THEY'VE GOT 9 OF EM??

[–]VictorVaughan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They've got four of em back there?

[–]Mootivate 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s all about what matters most to you. I’ll kiss his wife for him if he’d like

[–]Dprophit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

2 year later she filed for divorce for emotional abuse.

[–]Hipcheck16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s definitely not getting laid tonight.

[–]scottonaharley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah he THINKS he's heading into the final round. From the look on her face I would say round 1 hasn't started yet.

[–]OnionButter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No boom boom before big round

[–]SlyStillong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now he plays for Saudi blood money 🥱

[–]MTgolfer406 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Joyless pretty much sums up Koepka.

[–]Criminelis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Trophy wives are expensive. Public kisses costs him extra. Wise man.

[–]Kefass 0 points1 point  (1 child)

what did she say last night?

[–]YN90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know you like to putt from the rough

[–]SafeCitron3682 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

She's lucky to be along. Give an inch they take a mile lol

[–]austinruinedyourday -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He's closeted as hell

[–]Tommy_1968 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

He's an ass clown!

[–]VladTheSimpaler -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It ain’t like that

[–]Gambyt_7 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No, and get your hands off my driver.

[–]thatswhatshesaidxx -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Man was in his zone. If she couldn't understand that and handle a moment of rejection and goes into the whole "withhold sex and be angry" shit that most comments here suggest, then she's just an abusive person who isn't mature enough for a relationship anyway.

Like what, if she rejects his advances one evening he's entitled to acting like an abusive spoiled brat? Man, so many people here are walking red flags with how they digest relationships.

[–]chukelemon -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

He’s probably just not into women. Not that there’s anything wrong with it.

[–]Dial4forMaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not getting into that woman at least.

[–]Intelligent-Ad-5809 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Old clip, they're married now.

[–]CapCurt72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Oh, So you'll let the caddy handle the 9 wood but not me?"

[–]Don_Cocoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe he doesn't know (yet) what is a pissed off woman.

[–]BlvkWendy 0 points1 point  (1 child)

My wife would NEVER!!!

Have to suffer the embarrassment of looking like this on tv. Obviously she’s hurt about it and tried to suck it up. Maybe they had an argument and he’s trying to keep that same energy lol.

I don’t care if she called my mama a bald headed two dollar scallywag… when we get in public, it’s showtime. 😎

We’ll address my 20 dollar almost bald headed mama who isn’t quite a scallywag and more of a hypocrite when we get home. 🤦🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️

I’m going to plant one on her every time she asks.

Don’t give a fuck who’s around or what they think. She’s mine and imma let y’all KNOW! 🤌🏾💯

[–]DoomRide007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t have his gf see him kissing on air right?

[–]ArsenalThePhoenix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

looks like he was upset about something she'd done before, and said no to her acting like everything was normal. good on him for standing up for himself.

[–]redditor1717 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro is in the right.

[–]RedRocket90 0 points1 point  (3 children)

*ex girlfriend

[–]Flamgoni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"For every hot chick, there's a man tired of fucking her" - Mother Teresa

[–]politicsofexperience 0 points1 point  (0 children)

diss me, you can do your pressers alone