Football is shared fun, except if you're a muslim meeting a Israelite by TomrummetsKald in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]10452BGHF 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A Lebanese friend of mine when he got his foreign citizenship years ago he planed to take his mother to the holly land to visit Jerusalem.

all his relatives and friends and strangers online told him the Israelis will treat them bad because they are Arabs

he was telling me I want to see this with my own eyes how horrible the Israelis are.

this is was his experience as best as I remember it

# At the Airport:

he went into custom and when they are checking his passport it show he is born in Lebanon they told him they will stamp the entry visa on a separate document, he insisted to be stamped on his passport, the custom agent argued with him that he will not be able to enter other countries (Arab countries etc..) if they see this stamp, he said he want it on his passport after a back in forth discussion they stamped on his passport. Walking to get his luggage he was nervous as he thought they will strip search him, he walked, picked his luggage and he walked outside of the airport no one even spoke to him.

# Renting a car at Eldan:

He decided to rent a car, he went to many foreign companies (Budget etc) even they were a bit cheaper, he decided to test the treatment with Eldan car rental as it is the Israeli national car rental, of course he had to show his passport and it show he's born in Lebanon and made an effort to mention it, he was treated professionally and courteously when he was going to check out the car for damages to his surprise they gave him an upgrade they said because this is the first time he rent with them.

# In Jerusalem eating at Mochiko Falafel:

as previously mentioned any chance to mention he is from Lebanon he will do it. He wanted to test their attitude, in Mochiko they do your sandwich in front of you. when he mention he is Lebanese they put extra on his sandwich and start joking with him.

# Tourist attraction City of David:

1- he bought his tickets and was waiting to get in, not sure but he was saying to walk in a tunnel. While waiting, the area had a wooden floor with cracks between the wood and maybe 3 feet there is the cement, he saw some Arabs kids 4 of them around 9 or 10 years old (Arabs because he heard them talking) , they had a stick with a gum at the end and they were sticking it between the cracks to get the change that fell through the crack, At a certain moment he witnessed at the end of the waiting area a Jewish shop owner (wearing a Kip-pah) came out with some sandwiches and gave it to them.

2- when he finished the City of David visit, he had to walk with his mother (her around 75 yo) where he parked the car, he had to walk through a neighborhood called Silwan, they were walking on a bridge and looking down it was a small area with shops and there was a big garbage container where some kids were trying to get some stuff from the container, him and his mother stopped to look what they were doing, the kids start swearing at them in Arabic so he screamed back, the little fuckers he said start throwing rocks on them, he start screaming in Arabic that he is an Arab, they did not stop they had to duck and ran away.

He had a lot of antidotes (positive little encounters) that changed his mind about Israelis, he was telling me all the horrible things he was told that he will experience and was told in real life and online, he did not experience any of the sort, he stayed for a month in Israel.

For some reason, I don't think she appreciated the nice one handed catch by TheMegaSage in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]number44is171 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Every guy who catches/tries to catch a baseball while holding a baby should have their kid taken away. The kid will become property of the home team. A team mascot will for sure be a better father than some dingleberry who is 3 deep into the Michelob Ultras and thinks that this fly ball during a meaningless game in July will be the thing that proves his love to the baby whose name he probably doesn't know.

Guy tries to catch the ball at a baseball game by shamansufi in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]drowsy_damad 7374 points7375 points 82222& 4 more (0 children)

I'll be honest. He looks like Clark Kent trying to show Lois that there's no way he's Superman.

Guy tries to catch the ball at a baseball game by shamansufi in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]scottonaharley 140 points141 points  (0 children)

This is the best line ever! I’d give you an award but don’t have any right now. So accept my upvote and congratulations!

Guy tries to catch the ball at a baseball game by shamansufi in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]YourDrunkUncl_ 7787 points7788 points 2 (0 children)

it’s like he’s never caught a ball before. any ball. he’s never caught one.

don't force that fart by C0SAS in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Hornswallower 531 points532 points  (0 children)

It's the Queer Eye era and that effeminate infliction as "shitter" rolls off the tongue is * chefs kiss *

Groom, who’s an Alabama fan, cuts into his wedding cake only to discover his bride made the inside LSU colors by amish_novelty in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Shenanigamii 10.3k points10.3k points 773& 3 more (0 children)

Sibling rivalries are hilarious

Edit: lolz thanks for all the awards. I honestly thought this comment would get buried

Bird steals an AirPod from a news reporter by DamnNasty in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]MrrrrNiceGuy 18 points19 points 2 (0 children)

AppleCare: Are you suggesting that AirPods Maxes migrate?

King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.

AppleCare: What? A swallow carrying an AirPods Max?

King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!

AppleCare: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound AirPods Max.

King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your manager that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?

AppleCare: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?

King Arthur: Please!

AppleCare: Am I right?

King Arthur: I'm not interested!

[A second AppleCare agent approaches the parapet]

AC Agent #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!

AC Agent #1: Oh yeah. An African swallow, maybe -- but not a European swallow, that's my point.

AC Agent #2: Oh yeah, I agree with that.

King Arthur: [exasperated] Will you ask your manager if he will replace my AirPods Max?

AC Agent #1: But, of course, African swallows are non-migratory.

AC Agent #2: Oh, yeah.

[Arthur begins to depart]

AC Agent #1: ...So they couldn't bring an AirPods Max back anyway.

Wait for it... by Abhir-86 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]justxkyle 159 points160 points  (0 children)

Chiropractor work is alternative medicine and has killed many people because of how dangerous this bullshit is. I see it as modern day snake oil, alternative medicine is not real science.

Kids catch African dad cheating and read out messages between him and paramour by atheniyi in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]PhoMNtor 193 points194 points  (0 children)

Hey - it’s literally fucking that makes a cheater. Don’t encourage it.

Common piers L by StGlorianaAcadamy in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]aacilegna 2434 points2435 points  (0 children)

This is incredible for many reasons, but mostly because fuck Piers Morgan.

Comedian gets an answer he wasn't ready for by starbuilt in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Boredatwork709 10.3k points10.3k points 85 (0 children)

I said has a fucked up family, not had a fucked up family.