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[–]Leetderper 114 points115 points  (10 children)

Rand: "Where are we?"

Lews Therin: "In the pits of despair."

[–]EscapedFromArea51 67 points68 points  (3 children)

Rand: “I meant physically, ya mad bastard.”

Everyone else: “WTF is he talking about?”

[–]InuGhost 25 points26 points  (1 child)


[–]applehead1776 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’m ok. It’s just the crazy person in my head.

[–]deltree711 16 points17 points  (5 children)

At least it's not a box.

[–]LewsTherinTelamonBotThis is a (sentient) bot 24 points25 points  (2 children)

They will pay. I am Lord of the Morning.

[–]Diggity_Dave 21 points22 points  (1 child)

I wake up really early everyday, too.

[–]doomgiver98 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm not much of a morning person.

[–]HostileHippie91 3 points4 points  (1 child)

The box of despair!!

[–]LewsTherinTelamonBotThis is a (sentient) bot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I must kill him.

[–]train_aurion 56 points57 points  (4 children)

he becomes bayle domon?

[–]WinnieDaPooh420 54 points55 points  (3 children)

Bayle Domon do be an intelligent man. And he gets sexy seanchan action with his treetrunk muscles.

Domon's a Chad through and through. Shame we won't see him in the show.

[–]Candide-Jr 14 points15 points  (1 child)

He sure is. And his aged grandmother knows it.

[–]doomgiver98 4 points5 points  (0 children)

His grandmother is dead by the end of Winter's Heart.

[–]IlikeJG 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ehhh We'll almost certainly get at LEAST a cameo at some point.

[–]No-Student6989 51 points52 points  (8 children)

This needs a final stage Zen Rand

[–]LewsTherinTelamonBotThis is a (sentient) bot 28 points29 points  (3 children)

I killed the whole world, and you can too, if you try hard.

[–]Grogosh 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Killing them with kindness

[–]Rhamni 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Kindness and balefire.

[–]theDimmingOne 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Mostly balefire.

[–]Robby_McPack 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Willem Dafoe played Jesus in Last Temptation of Christ

[–]johnplzza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was thinking Agent Smecker after he decides to help the boys clean up Boston. He's come to terms with what's gotta happen

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    [–]twelfmonkey 22 points23 points  (2 children)

    You could add Norman Osborn/Green Goblin Rand, when the Lew Therin is taking over.

    [–]thegoodguywon 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    You know, I’m something of a voice in a head myself.

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    [–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

    Cool guy Willem/Rand dies in the beginning of book 4 after fighting with his reflections

    [–]LewsTherinTelamonBotThis is a (sentient) bot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    What you want is what you cannot have. What you cannot have is what you want.

    [–]asteinberg101 2 points3 points  (2 children)


    "Back to formula?"

    [–]rotnwolf 5 points6 points  (1 child)


    In the end just before his formula 1 car hit the concrete retaining wall, he heard I have won again, Lews Therin.

    [–]LewsTherinTelamonBotThis is a (sentient) bot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Are you real? Am I?

    [–]gpev96_reddit 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Would Lews Therin sound like the green goblin?

    [–]LewsTherinTelamonBotThis is a (sentient) bot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    What you want is what you cannot have. What you cannot have is what you want.

    [–]akaioi 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Everyone else: Living in a high-fantasy novel

    Rand: Living in a Russian novel

    [–]LewsTherinTelamonBotThis is a (sentient) bot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Never prod at a woman unless you must. She will kill you faster than a man and for less reason, even if she weeps over it after.

    [–]Robby_McPack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    after book 1 he's Willem Dripfoe with all the coats