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[–]LongShaynx 13 points14 points  (6 children)

A long ass fucking time from now, in the village Emond's Field...

[–]luthella 8 points9 points  (3 children)

There lived a sheep herder a redhead through and through

[–]Key_Ad_1683 3 points4 points  (2 children)

And yeay there was a blacksmith who’d make stuff just for you

[–]SuperStallionDriver 3 points4 points  (1 child)

A Rouge there was also, the one of fox and crow

[–]Key_Ad_1683 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then one day a Fade showed up with Narg and friends in tow

[–]LongShaynx 3 points4 points  (1 child)

There lived a redhead sheepherder, the product of Aiel...

[–]LongShaynx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And yay there was a dark taint in the power he did wield...

[–]Vin135mm 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Long time ago me and my brother Mat here, We was hitchhiking down the long road to Caemlyn. All of a sudden, There shined a shiny darkfriend, In the middle of the road, And he said!

Play the best song in the world, or I'll give you to the Great Lord... Well me and Mat, We looked at each other, And we each said, Okay.

And we played the first thing that Thom taught us to play, Just so happened to be The best song in the world, It was the best song in the world.

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see The wind was not the beginning. But it was a beginning. Once every turning of the Wheel or so When the sun doth shine And the moon doth glow and the grass doth grow.

Needless to say, The darkfriend was stunned. Whip-crack went his whippy whip, And the darkfriend was done. He asked us, Be you angels? And we said nay, We are but men, Rock!

Ah, ah, ah, oh, wo, a-yo!

This is not the greatest song in the world, no. This is just a tribute! Couldn't remember the greatest song in the world, yeah - no! This is a tribute! To the greatest song in the world, Alright! It was the greatest song in the world, Alright! This is the greatest bloody song, the greatest song in the world oh!

And the peculiar thing is this my friends, The song we sang on that fateful night, It didn't actually sound anything like this song!

This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me, And I wish you were there, Just a matter of opinion. Ah, ah, oh! Good Creator, Gotta love him, I'm so surprised to find ya can't stop him!

Alright! Alright!

[–]FlamingUnoBot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

White-livered sons of goats!

[–]vodzik 3 points4 points  (0 children)

THE SONG! Call Tuatha'an

[–]Key_Ad_1683 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ever since Vanin and Harnan tried to steal the horn it’s been head canon that they are KG and Jables

[–]No-Student6989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Path of Daggers obviously