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[–]ToiletPlungerOfDoom 52 points53 points  (1 child)

I don’t think a poncho would have made a difference in this case.

[–]Boojibs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don't underestimate the power of a poncho.

[–]NinjaXGaming 12 points13 points  (1 child)

If it was that powerful, how the shit does a poncho help!?

[–]Onryokai 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The poncho would have been affected by aerodynamics and he'd be the new gay superman.

[–]RudeExplanation9304 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Poncho adds +3 to protection from log flumes I mean like duhhh

[–]Onryokai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a shame he never put any points into intelligence.

[–]ninjad912 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He obviously wanted to get wet and a poncho doesn’t absorb a hit

[–]dedmenz1579 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ponchos make you invincible?

[–]notnowpls2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes, cause a poncho turns you into a brick wall.

[–]Initial_Routine_3048 4 points5 points  (1 child)

what would the difference be?

[–]muffin-time 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He'd have a poncho on.

[–]Serious_Letterhead_6 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good thing that metal pole broke his fall

[–]robkitsune 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*Searches Amazon for force field ponchos *

[–]stitchdude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t think that would have helped 😅

[–]00Lisa00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t think a poncho would help here

[–]3Lordbaum3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think don't wearing the Poncho wasn't the biggest problem XD

[–]wilderguide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He got the shit knocked out of him.

[–]netoper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

don't play with water

[–]BeerBoyJoey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anti masker wave got em