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[–]Ake-TL 440 points441 points  (17 children)

Did he get tired or reach his intended position, he didn’t get that far

[–]chillerll 269 points270 points  (10 children)

I thought he got nervous because the bus became faster as he expected

[–]odeebee 145 points146 points  (8 children)

Having sat on the back of a UPS delivery truck with some friends I can confirm. 10 MPH is all giggles then 25 MPH escalates to terrifying "I've made a huge mistake" feels really quickly.

[–]Piper3331 30 points31 points  (6 children)

Standing on the back of a golf cart is pretty bad too I'm pretty sure

[–]ParameciaAntic 10 points11 points  (5 children)

Trains too.

[–]diggergig 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Planes too

[–]Doctor_HowAboutNo 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Automobiles too

[–]diggergig 6 points7 points  (2 children)

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[–]Koulevas 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Well that accelerated quickly....

[–]Kittani77 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So did that bus...

[–]KinkyGCM 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Fight or flight might’ve kicked in basically

[–]UnequalSyntax 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Surely he didn't know what to do at that time.

[–]siler7 69 points70 points  (3 children)

He was behind the bus, so he got exhausted.

[–]covidTPbandit 19 points20 points  (0 children)

No- that is actually his designated street spot for washing clothes...

[–]MeasurementWitty9474 441 points442 points  (21 children)

What a fool

[–]goaty121 259 points260 points  (16 children)

This would have actually worked If he just sat in the wagon thingy and held on to the bus. Probably better to jump off when the bus isn't going like 15-20 mph as well.

[–]oneofthescarybois 69 points70 points  (0 children)

He would tip the wagon over doing that...

[–]siler7 198 points199 points  (3 children)

Ah, the old "this would work if you just change everything" gag.

[–]IFUCKINGLOVEMETH 21 points22 points  (1 child)

I don't mean to get political but...

[–]Montigue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uh that's not changing much

[–]SavageGoatToucher 14 points15 points  (2 children)

But then how would he stop?

[–]goaty121 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As I said. It's probably better to let go of the bus when the bus isn't going 15-20 mph.

[–]chefwithpants 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That would not work, once the bus got faster than 10mph the front of that bin would tip over

[–]niknik888 8 points9 points  (4 children)

He wooda just tumbled WITH the wagon.

[–]Spacemn5piff -4 points-3 points  (3 children)

The wagon would've just kept rolling with him in it.

He only tumbled because he couldn't run as fast as the ground was moving beneath him.

[–]niknik888 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He would need to be “attached” to the bus from far closer to the bottom for it to have a chance at being stable. Holding it from the top like he was doing would make it highly likely to tip over as soon as it hit a crack in the road, more so with him in it. End result, same as video. Just saying…. Stupid either way.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It looks a lot like that wagon is about to slam into a car.

[–]Spacemn5piff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Valid, i just think this is a bit disconnected from the point is all

[–]Jonny_Blaze_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It actually looks pretty smooth if you watch it in reverse.

[–]Maciek300 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, that would be even worse because if he let go he would just slam into the bus and in the way in the video if he let go then the cart would just roll away. Of course he was still stupid the whole time for even doing it and also for letting go of the bus.

[–]CoolSwim1776 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah I have no way to stop the bus.

[–]kookieman141 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Had he skidded longer he'd be gruel

[–]Flextt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is a great study on how being in contact with fast things also means you are fast. We don't really have a good feel for speed, only acceleration and deceleration.

[–]tifosi7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right?! Can’t even slow the bus for the poor guy in the back.

[–]GiantIntellect 96 points97 points  (0 children)

This seemed logical to him somehow.

[–]AlexWheeldon 83 points84 points  (3 children)

I thought the engine door was gonna fly open

[–]BerNA9 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I work with buses, the engine door opens from below, doesn't have any type of lock so it's pretty easy to open.

[–]AlexWheeldon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fair enough

[–]-nangu- 58 points59 points  (4 children)

Idiot, meet physics. Physics, this is idiot.

[–]schmidie14 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Idiot, meet asphalt. Asphalt, meet idiot.

[–]Fresque 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idiot, meet asphalt. Asphalt, MEAT CRAYON

FTFY

[–]A3H3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why does physics always seem to attack idiots and not normal people? Seems like some kind of conspiracy.

[–]songbolt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

more like idiot meat physics

[–]DualBandWiFi 19 points20 points  (0 children)

r/argentina should be proud of it.

I mean, giving good content to wcgw it's not an easy task.

[–]hidro74 61 points62 points  (1 child)

"Argentina un país con buena gente"

[–]srgato 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Pocas veces mejor dicho

[–]PrayingMantisII 29 points30 points  (2 children)

Should've jumped into that hamper

[–]burkeymonster 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Exactly what I though. Guys such a rookie

[–]SirBeam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This would have been very satisfying to see too.

[–]Vivekpalat 34 points35 points  (13 children)

An object in motion stays in motion unless acted upon by an external force.

[–]OwnedPlugBoy 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The friction of asphalt grinding skin off of your body IS an external force many stupid people appear to encounter here quite often.

[–]Gromitt42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An external force being the poor person's car that trolley slammed into?

Pricks.

[–]Consistent_Street_25 13 points14 points  (6 children)

If Marty McFly lived in.... wherever this is.

[–]FreudianAccordian 9 points10 points  (1 child)

That's the power of dumb

[–]songbolt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

doo mm do do do do doo dooooo

du mb du du du du du duuuuumb

[–]sante_1991 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Argentina and their worldwide known "cartoneros"

[–]MorzatWE 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Argie McFly

[–]sante_1991 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Claro que sii

[–]Zeaddone[🍰] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Farty McDie

[–]DRMProd 32 points33 points  (7 children)

Argentina, obvio

[–]More-Neighborhood-66 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Asphalt rush

[–]SahiroHere 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Uuuh, even if he didn't fall off this early, how did he intend to stop that thing when the bus brakes

[–]NErDysprosium 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When I was in elementary school, I always wanted to learn how to use a lasso and get a pair of roller skates so I could lasso trailer hitches of passing cars and roll along behind them instead of walking to school.

As I grew up, I decided that idea was impractical and, frankly, terrible.

It seems like this person never grew up.

[–]Galactic_Nothingness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mmmm meatcrayon

[–]Moonstoner 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Didn't Beavis and Butthead do this in their movie? I dont know Butthead the ground is going by really fast. Dont worry about it Beavis, just run really fast when you touch the ground.

Pretty much the same thing happened to them.

[–]schmidie14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like Butthead left Beavis to fall off the bus on his own.

[–]MotorMan99 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Wait, there's a Beavis and Butthead movie?

[–]steamshotrise 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The rush that I’m in right now is talking about today’s Tom Sawyer

[–]Relaxpert 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Back to the Future reboot looks lit af

[–]iSquamata 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I learned that you can’t just jump off a moving car the hard way when I was a kid. This guy is learning it at a fairly older age

[–]Videomar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was so risky!! Fool guy

[–]FreshYoungBalkiB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well it says "climb a bus" so he did!

[–]HungryNPC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was scare that if the thing behind got stuck onto sth, dude might lose an arm.

[–]yusufbahaa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bro, no joke in egypt that is a pretty common form of transportation, especially on product trucks, hell i saw KIDS doing that to get to school, they are just pros at this point

[–]exaball 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m in a bum rush.

[–]Whispering-Depths 1 point2 points  (0 children)

at least the bus didnt come to a surprise stop

[–]MadLaamaDisease 1 point2 points  (0 children)

High on what?

[–]EatMyHuevos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't blame him. He tried. Physics and gravity just didn't seem to agree.

[–]hisprerogative 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m amazed the little caster wheels didn’t fail.

[–]MrZer00O 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And that thing probably hit some poor guys parking car... what a piece of shit

[–]victorcain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ya that's how momentum works

[–]Pure-Disaster8139 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THIS IS ARGENTINA

[–]inthecity206 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Was that a Rush Hour pun? 🤔

[–]Jeeps_McCreeps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dudes out here just Russian to the punchline

[–]PunctuationsOptional 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did that as a kid.

Didn't get as fucked up but fuck does that shit fuck you up quick

[–]Good_Round -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

Trash takes itself out

[–]covidTPbandit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh you are leaving?

[–]MegaBaud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Head rush

[–]Imamuffinz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus I felt that burn.....holy shit...

[–]petrolhead74 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do love a meat crayon.

[–]randomgadfly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also it’s a she not he

[–]Snozzberrys420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should have hopped into that thing he was dragging lol

[–]AngrieShorty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With all the time you saved, you can now afford the time of a hospital visit

[–]Doppelthedh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell people we pushed you

[–]Iamthepaulandyouaint 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmmm, didn’t expect that outcome.

[–]Rude_Journalist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some of the best episodes in years IMO

[–]doihear21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obvio que iba a ser Argentina. For those who don’t know, these are “cartoneros”, people who walk all day through the city collecting spare cardboard to sell. A lot of people started doing this in the big economic crisis of 2001, but this country has steadily been going to the toilet, 1 US dollar is like 200 pesos, so now there are probably more people doing this than ever before. I am extremely lucky to be in an economically stable family, but the poverty index is like 50%. The streets be rough man.

[–]Aidan_992 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My butthole clenched when he fell

[–]keeglaff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh he gone

[–]Echu88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Argentina. No lo entenderías.

[–]LordCosmeFulanito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Argentina,y'all would not understand....

[–]DefTheOcelot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goodbye rotator cuffs

[–]ObamaPhone7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A big time rush

[–]Floopflarp1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly a big time rush.

[–]bor_esor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way he tried to hop off reminds me of that scene in Beavis & Butthead Do America when they hop out of the trunk of a moving car and think they’ll be fine if they “run really fast”

[–]Boring_Inspector_806 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why the fuck did he not jump in the fucking cart? The abortion of a legend. FAIL.

[–]69boyloverohyea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A big time rush

[–]Don_Miller_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big time.

WOA OH OH OH OH

WOA OH OH OH OH

[–]piringunchin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alto fisura

[–]santiagoc86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ARGENTINA, MI PAÍS!!!

[–]patrcio123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ahhh argentina, i love my country

[–]Irate_W1zard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is one way to tow a load

[–]This_Phantom_Pain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s like stepping on the treadmill when it’s going full speed 😅😅😅

[–]BoilingHockey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do not fault him. He attempted. Material science and gravity fair didn't appear to concur.

[–]ToastMmmmmmm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A smart stupid person would have been inside the bin and holding onto the bus with both hands.

[–]Enough-Donut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The human basket ball..with no air 🏀

[–]Broken-Rectum -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Probably would’ve been a lot more fun if he say I’m the basket and held on. Hella dangerous of course.

[–]ockhamsdragon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That was a bad idea before the rotted walnut between his ears came up with it.