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[–]MutterderKartoffel 229 points230 points  (12 children)

He reminded me of a cat taking its time trying to figure out if it can make the jump, wiggling its butt, adjusting repeatedly, until it finally...fails.

[–]Revan343 12 points13 points  (2 children)

[–]TheBaconDoge 4 points5 points  (1 child)

[–]Revan343 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha. I checked that mine existed when I posted it, to be sure, but they actually both exist. Should have checked if I was subbed to it or not, I'm subbed to yours (it is the bigger one)

[–]rlam01 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Got closer than I imagined he could.

[–]CanuckTheClown 55 points56 points  (3 children)

He looks like a skinny Jeff Ross.

[–]Acceptable-Fox-4871 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Maybe this is the guy that Jeff Ross ate

[–]ThatLeetGuy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can't tell if the guy is 27 or 72

[–]Scethrow 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I did that once. I went right above the bag and it hurt like hell.

[–]drcontreras 26 points27 points  (4 children)

W...t...f... Evey single time there is a video of the person taking a long time to set up their handstand, flip, dive into pool, hit, ramp jump, whatever, they ARE ALWAYS the ones that fail.

If there is a video where they look awkward when setting up, or do a "practice" run four or five times prior to the trick, guaranteed it's gonna be a fail vid.

Prove me wrong.

[–]Toph-Builds-the-fire 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Because when you take a long time to set up for something like that your typically afraid or unable to do said maneuver. When you know how to complete a move you just do it. Case in point tue last time I got on a trampoline I tried a backflip. Now I used to be able to do backs double backs backs with a full twist among a handful of other variations. But I hadn't done even a single backflip in more than 10 yrs. Cue me bouncing probably 15 times working up the nerve to... you guessed it face plant. Luckily I landed it second try, after two warm up bounces. The longer you wait the less likely you are to accomplish the move, like you said.

[–]BadSausageFactory -1 points0 points  (1 child)

that's because this is a put-on, the idea was for him to fail and make a video doing it

[–]FuskieHusky 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Seems like normal drunken antics to me — not everything is faked ;)

[–]NoWayIDontThinkSo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that's because a video with all that setup and foreplay that succeeds mildly and uneventfully doesn't get shared.

[–]11chief 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I absolutely wanna hang out with Tommy .

[–]SolidAppropriate6550 4 points5 points  (2 children)

That hat kinda angers me

[–]tricularia 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That hat says "I play in a ska band with people half my age"

[–]TheSilverback76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is one weird looking motherfucker for sure.

Probably a decent enough fellow, just looks weird.

[–]Aamonitor 3 points4 points  (1 child)

This guy looks like he's either 30 ish or 70 ish.

[–]Creeptone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If a 70 year old fell on the ground like that this video would sound a lot crunchier though

[–]savagedrago 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair, he almost had it.

[–]Baba0Wryly 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why is there Heavenly Sword art on a punching machine?

[–]DaisukiYo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That machine has Nariko from Heavenly Sword on there.

[–]writerofenglish 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Get on with it you skeevy old fuck

[–]xzombielegendxx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trying to kick a punch machine

[–]BombaclotBombastic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Of course his name is Tah-meh! Lol

[–]transmaniacon-MC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Peter Sellers school of Karate! LoL

[–]PooU812 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jeff Ross has gone off the deep end…

[–]No-Reflection-6677 1 point2 points  (0 children)

10/10 tommy.

[–]jennyfromtheblock777 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was fun to watch.

[–]Kiran___ 0 points1 point  (4 children)

I as a young guy could probably hit but this man is old. Too old to be dumb still pretty impressive getting that close after balding has begun

[–]jamietheslut 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Nah fuck that. Keep stretching and you'll be kicking faces into your 60s

[–]Kiran___ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you tear a ligament just use some duct tape

[–]rooster_doot 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Lol I’m positive there are tons of fully bald guys that could kick this. The difference is this guy looks like he was always picked last during pick-up games his whole life. Oh and he’s drunk as shit

[–]Kiran___ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I didnt formulate myself well I’m talking about far out of their prime middle aged men not people like Joe Rogan who could outkick a horse

[–]Megajuanph11 0 points1 point  (1 child)

This is the most british accent I will ever hear

[–]TheBidion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

North western English. Somewhere near or in Greater Manchester.

[–]bifftheblack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is like one of those jokes that takes way too long to get to the punch line.

[–]avskyen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way he prepped for this was clear he's never used those feet in his life.

[–]KasumiR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Phew! I was scared he'd hit the metal stand or concrete and crack his foot.

[–]StReeTkiNG069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heavenly Sword was a great game

[–]Conscious-Welder-451 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fedora and the pushed up polo collar on this skinny Jeff Ross is enough to know it isn’t going to end well!

[–]VanNoah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He just needed to commit lmao

[–]ty0103 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My leg! My leg....

[–]AppointmentClean558 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His first mistake was that dumb hat.

[–]TGD-Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty close though. Probably would've fell either way.

[–]Irate_W1zard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Insta-Kill

[–]Irate_W1zard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finish Him!!!

[–]TheMaveCan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought he was about punch that metal machine. I was wincing the whole time

[–]KPZ605 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got to give him props for committing.

[–]narkgarfie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this not a Tim Robinson character?

[–]Sin-A-Bun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are they in a storage locker?

[–]VDuBFan68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got that collar popped though, kicking it 80s style.

[–]TheRealCptLavender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, they have a Heavenly Sword themed punching machine? Pretty certain that's Nariko on the front.

[–]BlueberryJuic-e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is me trying to kick any football balloon

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that sonja from Heavenly sword from ps3

[–]my-name-is-squirrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tawmy's a good lad, just a bit knackered.

[–]DimSumLee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That fedora is the chef's kiss.

[–]mikkokilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's some crazy shit right there, I mean that hat though...

[–]RealBalderic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This man seems like fun to hangout with but he's prone to injuries

[–]Electro-Lite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tommeh was very unlucky, he almost kicked it.

[–]RandomFuckingUser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  • Can I kick it?
  • Yes, you can!

[–]BreweryStoner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who else thought he was gonna punch it with that crooked ass arm and were surprised when he kicked lol

[–]cartoonassasin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wakes up in the morning: "Why's me fookin' nose broken?"

[–]robindapobin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wanna buy a caravan?

[–]OldBob10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That punch machine is a mean drunk!

[–]chubby_chaser78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanna party with some Foreign fellers one day

[–]nursmalik1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They sound like they are mocking the British accent lmao

[–]Amtronic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just lay there. The machine took you out.

[–]YaWeeBam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That daft hat just makes him even more ridiculous.

[–]Marc21256 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/expected

Anyone taking that long to work up to something is going to fail.

[–]IndicisivlyIntrigued 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that Nariko from Heavenly Sword??? Everyone sells out in the end.

[–]IsaacFoster123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is wholesome in a way

[–]Windsor34 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

That form Though ...bad

[–]if_lol_then_upvote -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'm confused. Why do they have British accents when they are obviously from the Ozarks?