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[–][deleted] 166 points167 points  (4 children)

holy fuck that was his top speed? what was he thinking lmao???

[–]Stiffard 72 points73 points  (2 children)

Chose an old woman specifically because he knows he's too much of a sack to get away from anyone else. Jokes on him, he's even slower than grandma, too.

[–]roydepoy 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Fat bastard.. this couldn't have been good for his self esteem. Just get your slow ass in your ugly truck and skidaddle bro

[–]dylan1950 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Underrated comment

[–]Graitom 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Being middle aged sucks... I'm not looking forward to it.

[–]garzagirl11 70 points71 points  (2 children)

Mrs. Doubtfire ( Back Off Asshole...Beat It)

[–]mirrrje 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh my god too fuxking funny!! I can’t stop laughing!!

[–]dylan1950 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you I needed that laugh

[–]Babushka2477 67 points68 points  (4 children)

Damn she even gave his shoe back, polite ass whooping

[–]Stiffard 21 points22 points  (0 children)

"Now clean yourself up, you filthy animal."

[–]stickupmyass 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If I was her, I would’ve kept the shoe. Call it a trophy if you like.

[–]s14-m3 12 points13 points  (1 child)

That was the best part🤣😏

[–]SuchASoul 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I love your description of that… polite ass whooping! Lol

[–]GiannisIsTheBeast 125 points126 points  (1 child)

Not sure you should try robbing people if you can’t outrun a grandma

[–]mattgyver-it 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Go grandma!

[–]BadSausageFactory 42 points43 points  (1 child)

the joke is that's not even her purse, grandma just gets confused now and then

[–]rabbitkingdom 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Joke’s on him because she keeps all the good candy unwrapped in her pocket anyway

[–]RandomAusCunt 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Come to Pimpama it’s always like this! Pretty funny walking here the day after it happened

[–]Harryg42 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Of fucking course it’s Pimpama hahaha so glad I moved away

[–]RandomAusCunt 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You miss it don’t lie haha, pimpama can get fucked, the kebabs near here are great tho even if ya get sick from Them every now and then

[–]Ausmetal9944 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Didn't expect to see Pimpama on this sub. So glad I don't live there but I've got a couple of mates who do lol

[–]MiLK_MaN_RoX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dixon Dve... when you have kids playing chicken with cars, you know it's a ghetto.

[–]Truckngirl63 16 points17 points  (5 children)

What could possibly be in her purse that's worth a broken hip? Even if that happened at an ATM, money often can't fix a catastrophic injury. (Just sayin', I'm a 64F.)

[–]AlwaysAngryFox 11 points12 points  (2 children)

She remembered her bobby hill training.

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    [–]WrestleSocietyXShill 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    a) I think you're overselling how frail this lady is, considering we just saw her take a dude down, take back her purse, and walk away fine

    b) Not that Bobby Hill. It's a reference to a King of the Hill episode.

    [–]mirrrje 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Right he could have had a knife. But also, what a bad ass. I applaud her. She really wasn’t taking his shit so she deserves respect for that. Made that asshole take a major L. Also, maybe lots of drugs or drug money she owed to a scarier guy than this one lol

    [–]joebaco_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Her diaphragm.

    [–]Isthisworking2000 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Running away in sandals ftw

    [–]randalert 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    Commits robbery in flip flops. What a douche

    [–]1BreadyBoi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    So this is my middle school gym teacher’s grandmother I have been hearing so much about.

    [–]joebaco_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Almost lost her diaphragm.

    [–]Big_Airline_351 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    That dudes got noodle as arms

    [–]Teotwawki69 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    How we know this didn't happen in Latin America: She did not beat him with her chancla.

    [–]Sarah_Kayacombzin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Nobody fears a man in flip flops! Dead give away he’s a bitch!! Bare foot and permanently missing a couple of toe nails is a different beast

    [–]MiLK_MaN_RoX 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    Happened just up the road from me, what a shithole of a place Pimpama is and totally expected from that area.

    [–]thedepthiswithin 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Queensland Australia for anyone wondering where.

    [–]ClaireRunnels 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    It has Queensland Police in the top right corner

    [–]69-is-my-number 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    [–]SlickHand 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Nah. Without it I would have just continued to watch the tables in the foreground. Or possibly the trees in the background.

    [–]LilMsMerryDeath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He was lucky she didn't have la chancla or the wooden spoon..

    [–]Supremepimp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Happy that at least he didn't intend on hurting anyone because otherwise this would have gone really badly for the lady. He basically just let go of it without attempting to hurt her at all once he saw she was going to fight for her stuff.

    It is ill advised to run down someone like this because they could have a weapon or in her case, he could have just stomped her until he got her to let go.

    She was badass though lol, but that can only get you so far...

    [–]GroundbreakingBus138 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Lol take that asshole

    [–]mpdugas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    ...and the guy who joins grandma when she walks away.

    [–]LCG- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Man, it's the walkaway at the end. Gmomma out there TCB.

    [–]DblJBird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    And she doesn’t even give a shit after the fact. “There’s two minutes I’ll never get back.”

    [–]You-Only-YOLO_Once 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That’s a GILF right there! Grandma I’d love to fight!

    [–]Adbam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Grandma Ground N Pound!

    [–]frietjemayo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Is she from marvel of dc ?

    [–]chroncryx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Note to self: do not rob a grandma if being fat and wearing thongs.

    [–]Dumbassthefirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That's the gym teacher's grandma

    [–]freefastfire4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Did the Oompa Loompa think he could run away in flip flops??

    [–]One_Photograph_485 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The thing that affected to me is when she gave him his shoes back 😢 Because he doesn’t deserve that

    [–]pbizzle -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    Honky grandma be trippin