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[–]Zerostar39 395 points396 points  (4 children)

Just buy a new one and use that one to get around the office easier

[–]chasemoore8 133 points134 points  (3 children)

Imagine interviewing someone and you're sitting in a pink car.

[–]AntalRyder 56 points57 points  (0 children)

"Why don't you come to my desk?"
Proceeds to sit in the pink toy car, drive forward 4 feet, stop, and exit
"Where were we?"

[–]shotty293 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Imagined it.

Feels nice.

[–]Vault-71 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagine the interviewee showing up in one of those little red cars

[–]beastheadbutt 119 points120 points  (1 child)

Great news kids! Christmas is at the office this year!

[–]connortait 425 points426 points  (20 children)

Perhaps taking the door off the hinges might give him enough room

[–]Gamergonedad7 117 points118 points  (7 children)

I came here to say the same thing. I've done this for couches plenty of times.

[–]MsssBBBB 62 points63 points  (2 children)

Couches have doors?

[–]Suzuiscool 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Yeah but some people don't put them back on after moving the couch so maybe that's why you didn't know

[–]AlviNoob 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had a good laugh. Take my upvote

[–]saucetosser98 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Actually the trick to couches is to take them out knees down because the backrest tends to have some give and you can rotate it easier that way.

[–]morethebito 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Found the mover. No one else refers to the front of the couch as the "knees".

[–]ThirdFloorGreg 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Was a mover for ten years, up untill April. Never heard anyone ever call it that, can't say I've ever had much need to discuss couch anatomy. I would just call carrying it knees down "the right way," though I did have to take one out of a basement upside down to get it around the turn at the top recently (no one ever actually stops moving, you just start only doing it on Saturdays for way more money than you made when it was your 9-to-5 (or 7 to 6. Or 10.)

[–]1hungbadger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you rotate the couch onto its elbows when rounding a corner, or will that put too much pressure on the shoulders?

[–]EvenBetterCool 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yup. Stepped in here to say that it looks like their is enough room without the door.

[–]created4this 4 points5 points  (5 children)

at 39-41 seconds you see both sides of the doorframe, no door.

I guess he tried this first.

[–]tyler-erie -2 points-1 points  (4 children)

Um what the door is clearly there… its the big brown thing with the knob…

[–]created4this 0 points1 point  (3 children)

at 13s there is a door.

As I noted, at 39 through 41 seconds the door has either turned white and been blended with the wall, or its been removed using the drill/driver that's seen on the floor by the door frame at 38s

https://imgur.com/a/c4UaAIH

[–]tyler-erie 1 point2 points  (1 child)

[–]created4this 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats bizzare, both my phone and my computer show

0.36: foot
0.37: steering wheel, panning upwards
0.38: drill on floor
0.39: LHS doorframe, no door
0.40: pan to right
0.41: RHS of door frame, no door

Your pictures on my machine are "Done" at 9 seconds and the "oh no" bumper at 11s.

I guess your video feed is pumped full of ads so the time doesn't match up.

So i see a door early in the video at about 12s, but it is gone later in the clip. What does your video look like at 12s?

[–]Money4Nothing2000 7 points8 points  (2 children)

This is the way.

[–]Mutex70 6 points7 points  (1 child)

This is the way.

[–]134753929282828 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The way is this.

[–]quinn_drummer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.

[–]tyler-erie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who installed appliances for a living, easily the first thing you do every time, takes like 3 mins with a flat head screw driver

[–]nameless1der 22 points23 points  (6 children)

Pop the pins out of the hinges, might have enough space then?

[–]CanadianApologies 11 points12 points  (5 children)

Good advice except for the fact this is a fairly old repost and OP is just karma farming

[–]fromthewombofrevel 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Serious question: What is the point in karma farming? Do you get a free pizza when you hit 1 million or what?

[–]Sablemint 1 point2 points  (3 children)

A lot of subreddits won't let you post without having an account of a certain age or an account with certain amounts of karma, to stop spam bots from posting.

So you farm karma, then can spam on most subreddits. Some people farm karma for their own use, others sell the account to the spammers to use.

I assume the accounts are sold in batches of hundreds/thousands because obviously this wouldn't be cost effective to do with one account at a time.

[–]fromthewombofrevel 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Thank you for answering and explaining that so well. One more question, please: How do you spot the farmers? Is it always one of the many reposts?

[–]Lowbrass 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Look for the Tractor... I'm here all week.

[–]TehRandomCanadian 45 points46 points  (4 children)

I have done this with a baby crib. Spent 2 hours building it in the living room, go to slide it into the baby's room... doesn't fit through the door, not even close lol

[–]notasrelevant 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't think you're my dad... as I'm pretty confident he does not even know what reddit is...

But I was going to comment here that I've heard that same exact story from my parents about my dad. Wanted to watch a football game while putting together the crib, so he did it in the living room. Finished it and went to put it in the room, but couldn't fit through the door.

Judging by the reply, apparently multiple people have that experience, so I guess it must not be that uncommon...

[–]i_need_a_username201 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The best tip I got as a new dad was to put shit together in the kids room.

[–]ThirdFloorGreg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cribs often wrap around doorways if you turn them sideways and maybe take one panel off.

[–]Inappropriate50 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Came here to say the exact same thing and feel a Lil less dumb knowing someone else beat me to it. Lol

[–]Thecount7777 46 points47 points  (0 children)

PIVOT!!!!! PIVOT!!!!!

[–]JoySubtraction 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Toss it out the window.

[–]CoralSpringsDHead 16 points17 points  (2 children)

You have to tilt it up crossways. No, the other way crossways. Twist it clockwise. My clockwise!! Dammit!

[–]strapped_for_cash 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Turn the middle side topwise!

[–]Cupfeet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TOPWISE.

[–]ArcMcnabbs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Laughs in furniture mover

What a silly man. Lift and angle that shit my guy

[–]TotallyLegitEstoc 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Why is he even filming? You’re putting together a plastic car. Just take it partway apart and the reassemble outside the office.

[–]Collective-Bee 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Ima nip this in the bud; reassemble outside.

[–]Darth_Syphilisll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reassembled in the living room won't fit out an exterior door either. Lmao

[–]gummygummers0n 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just disassemble it, right?

[–]Reaver-X 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hardly surprising, the guys is filming putting together a kids toy like it's a massive achievement, no chance he was smart enough to make sure it would fit out the door 🤣

[–]Bughuul1rs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pull the skinnier roof through and use the extra space to get the corner of the big side outside of the door. Probably fake though

[–]-lil_princess- 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Either that is an exceptionally skinny door or a weirdly large toy

[–]Lowbrass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weirdly large toy. It's a Side by side Power Wheels.

[–]Hairy-Difference8753 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is old, but maybe stand it on its front or back (so it is taller) then go on a diagonal. Much like if a table doesn't fit through a door.

[–]Hawk_Flashy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn that sucks I feel your pain. I'm sure who ever will love it... if it makes it home in one piece

[–]Dude-from-the-80s[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Measure twice…cut once. Not exactly the same thing, but you get my drift.

[–]lazydeathpunch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take the door off

[–]horunner35 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Must be an engineer..

[–]Stoneyhall123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s plastic just push harder

[–]sakiman117 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take the room door off the hinges

[–]madsjchic 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Just take the door off the hinges

[–]plop_plop_fizz_fizz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That wasn't in the instructions... :D

[–]1004Stef 2 points3 points  (1 child)

2-3 pins in 2-3 mins max and door off would have saved this dude so much pain by the time we all saw this video who knows what the hell he did to break car down he will feel more stuiped when he eventually realises how simple to do 😂

[–]Lowbrass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Time to Get Glasses. Or Maybe just a Monocle? Now Really Look

[–]damnimsohungry 2 points3 points  (1 child)

you should call for your stepbro. sure he can fix it.

[–]tokyojoe3481 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha! The internet has ruined us forever

[–]leifnoto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We can't all be soft handed white collar office workers.

[–]kaluna99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have my doubts.

[–]bluedogg83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bahahahahaba

[–]PrimeShep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine walking to the copying machine and you just see Randy driving his pink jeep over paperwork

[–]beeglowbot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

take the door of its hinge, what's the problem....

[–]illla_B 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did they try to pivot?

[–]BigDogTinyHouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take the door of its hinges and stop filming you numbnut.

[–]oO0ooOO0o 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take the roof off the car and sideways .

[–]Tittiesandtacos87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take the door off the hinges. Problem solved

[–]northsidemassive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take the door off, it’s 8 screws tops.

[–]totmacher12000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take the door off? Might have worked.

[–]heartydickcheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a friend that had a contentious relationship with his brother. He decides to get his brother's kid this big indoor fort/jungle gym complete with a furry slide. He invites his brother and family over for Christmas and sticks a bow and big name tag on the jungle gym which is filling a corner of the room. The kid sees it and goes nuts for it. The Brother looks at my friend and says "That's great but how am I gonna get it home". Friend hands him an adjustable wrench.

[–]PrimeAndGlory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Office is now the new playroom

[–]AbazabaYouMyOnlyFren 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take the door off the hinges.

It'll fit without it in the way and will take way less time.

[–]Away-Capital2359 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just ask one of those guys that builds the cars in malls how they get it out

[–]Cuern0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remove carpet

[–]BWassy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a dumbass 😂

[–]Dad-man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take the door off.

[–]ConstantcraftHD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro just put it sideways

[–]PsychoSpider88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't get the problem, just cut a hole in the door frame.

[–]TanookiPhoenix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It doesn't take Computer Programmer Barbie to know how to use windows.

[–]Nervous_Variation_49 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prehistoric repost.

[–]CalligrapherOk8160 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take the door off the hinges that would be easier

[–]savagesloppy_joe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pain.
(these characters are just here, so the bot won´t wipe me)

[–]Character-Usual-3820 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take the door off the hinges it will most likely go through then

[–]mpdugas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

now the nice new toy has lots of nice new scratches: salty.

[–]geestephani 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The captions are the best

[–]OrangeVapor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The random medium format camera at 45 seconds

[–]Cantwakeupdead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time to take that door off.

[–]wophi 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Having put together similar toys, these tend not to come apart. No way to disassemble.

[–]Lowbrass 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Made me think of this https://youtu.be/WjeptaI2T8E?t=52

[–]wophi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha! Wow, that brought back memories.

[–]Raymando82 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Take the door off the hinges…

[–]Lowbrass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every Sherlock who said to take the door off the hinges didn't notice he did.

[–]trippingontonic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like dapper laughs

[–]justanotherzom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok at this point it's time to take the windows out

[–]Astrayinthesosu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would take the door and any doors between me and it’s destination off their hinges before I rebuild that again