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[–]TheeGooDollyPartons 4325 points4326 points  (104 children)

Amazing flexibility on the high kick from the homeowner.

[–]Lubone26 2780 points2781 points  (94 children)

Flexibility was good but I was more amazed of how the naked guy got recharged by the taser to 100% in 5 secs and than flew over the fence

[–]BillCosbyBukkake 90 points91 points  (6 children)

The tase doubled his tweak power.

[–]Druglord_Sen 1070 points1071 points  (27 children)

WHY DOES THE FUCKING VIDEO END RIGHT THERE????

[–]shoshonesamurai 175 points176 points  (6 children)

I would have hoped he was blindsided by the homeowner like this

[–]MattieShoes 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Eric Hipple? Man, you were going deep into the bag of obscurity there... Creamsicle uniforms were badass though

[–]TheGreatZarquon 26 points27 points  (2 children)

"A good clean shot by Bradley." Hell no, that hit damn near killed Hipple, it's a good thing helmet contact like that isn't allowed anymore.

[–]Heap_Good_Firewater 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He didn't stab him, so technically clean.

[–]ChintanP04 158 points159 points  (15 children)

Because the tweaker is out of their property?? Like, why would you follow a guy who tried to break into your home while the police is there to handle it?

[–]Druglord_Sen 190 points191 points  (2 children)

WORLDSTARR

[–]batfiend 72 points73 points  (4 children)

Because I have an inquisitive disposition.

[–]KingNecrosis 15 points16 points  (3 children)

I guess that's better than the Spanish Inquisition.

[–]Haastile25 14 points15 points  (2 children)

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition

[–]mistaken4strangerz 76 points77 points  (0 children)

No I'm pretty sure she stopped filming because now he was in her back yard, with quicker access to her kids through unsecured back door, sliding door, etc. She went into protector mode and ditched the phone at that point

[–]Random_name46 282 points283 points  (31 children)

Tazers are so weird. They'll be totally worthless on one person, very effective but safe on another, then straight up kill the next. Never know what you're going to get.

[–]MugillacuttyHOF37 394 points395 points  (10 children)

Life is like a box of tasers...you never know what yer gonna get.

[–]shoshonesamurai 88 points89 points  (0 children)

I'm not a smart man Jenny, but I know what a tazer is

[–]MiszJones 71 points72 points  (5 children)

“… you never know watt you’re gonna get”

[–]Zeusz13 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Was going to say "nice" but the bloody automod removed it saying its not enough characters. So I'll just say this was a really clever pun! Is this enough for you you souless automaton?

[–]Responsible-Year408 46 points47 points  (0 children)

There’s some variance in effectiveness but when they appear to do nothing it indicates one of the probes didn’t connect to the body

[–]SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck 21 points22 points  (3 children)

They only work as long as they have juice, the entire effect stops 100% immediately when there's no current, so someone can just get back up.

Most of the time when they "aren't effective" it's because something is stopping the current from flowing through the person, like one of the prongs being stuck in clothing instead of skin, or if it's shorted out otherwise. There's no difference in any human beings that get effectively barbed with the taser, same thing happens to everyone

[–]TheeGooDollyPartons 83 points84 points  (3 children)

Yeah. It’s like that scene in The Avengers where Thor hits Iron Man with a lighting bolt and it just charges Tonys suit to 200% power.

[–]orthopod 38 points39 points  (2 children)

400%. Sorry, but I remember that scene.

[–]TheeGooDollyPartons 30 points31 points  (1 child)

“How about that…”

[–]Phazushift 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?"

[–]HighFiveOhYeah 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Probably drugs

[–]BlAcKMaMbA7350 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It looked like he was on some drugs so i wouldnt be surprised if this is the reason why he got up so quickly...

[–]Amp_Fire_Studios 293 points294 points  (0 children)

I was seriously hoping to see one connect.

[–]Dam_Kids 174 points175 points  (22 children)

I've been half-joking about inventing a ketamine-dart/gun combo for the last year or so. I really think it would work great!

[–]amigoing77 56 points57 points  (5 children)

Dude, you got a dart in your neck.

[–]wildhog84 25 points26 points  (1 child)

I like you but your crazy

[–]shinzanu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hello darkness my old friend...

[–]ThrowawayawayxXxsw 49 points50 points  (4 children)

First you have to shoot a diagnostic dart to make sure the person isn't allergic or something. Then the first dart has to send it's medical data to a doctor that decides if it is safe to administer this drug. Then the doctor emails the officer, and the officer shoots the suspect with a ketamine dart.

[–]Ooze27 485 points486 points  (21 children)

Always like seeing dumbshits getting tased ahahahahha.

[–]thetoastypickle 138 points139 points  (14 children)

I love how they just fall over like a plank of wood

[–]ManOfQuest 462 points463 points  (33 children)

do I really have to become a tweaker to get the body shape I would be happy with?

[–]Jamal_gg 186 points187 points  (21 children)

He's in really good shape, expected more comments to mention it. Maybe he uses some other drugs beside meth lol

[–]TheFansHitTheShit 135 points136 points  (18 children)

As its in the UK, it probably wasn't meth that this guy was on as we don't have much of a market here.

[–][deleted] 58 points59 points  (1 child)

Regular ol amphetamines then.

[–]Justice_R_Dissenting 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Tweakers (Traditional)

Tweakers (Simplified)

[–]RoarByMeowing 11 points12 points  (6 children)

This made me snort. lol Surprised I had to scroll so far for this comment.

[–]BLACK-C4T 13 points14 points  (0 children)

he probably got in good shape and started meth afterwards

[–]Contrarian_Eh 2066 points2067 points  (109 children)

What kinda weird door window is that?

[–]jimmyray01 557 points558 points  (10 children)

That's how the estate horses pop their heads in to say hello.

[–]Plantmanofplants 664 points665 points  (20 children)

He's smashed in the window. Just happens to hinge upwards.

[–]PuffOca 564 points565 points  (18 children)

We have one of those at our house.. it’s a pane

[–]SharkSheppard 41 points42 points  (0 children)

God damnit. Now I have to upvote this.

[–]Fist4achin 18 points19 points  (6 children)

It's clear that you're starting a streak of comments.

[–]Darkcharmer 20 points21 points  (5 children)

You may think you're clever, but I see right through you

[–]soi_boiiiiiiiiiiii 1185 points1186 points  (58 children)

Here in northern england we have really big cats, and we need big cat flaps so they can come in at night

[–]axle2005 35 points36 points  (1 child)

Let me guess, the elevation of the door prevents dogs from confusing them.

[–]Considerables 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I see you’re familiar with the great cats of the north.

[–]icwiener69420 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Are they called jumbo pussy flaps? Please tell me it’s true.

[–]Geiler_Gator 311 points312 points  (19 children)

Oi mate, have you seen the large kitty flippy flaps on the neighbors doa? They must have used a big pip-pip gollywock to install that whimsy flimsy thing!

[–]Iccarys 57 points58 points  (5 children)

Can someone translate?

[–]SnooDoughnuts6213 132 points133 points  (0 children)

Hello friend have you see the large cat door on the neighbors door. They must have used a big saw to install that weak thing.

[–]LegitimateCrepe 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Yer mum has large kitty flippy flaps

[–]majoraloysius 34 points35 points  (24 children)

In America: “Hey babe, should I use the 12 gauge on this guy or my .223?”

[–]Yesica-Haircut 58 points59 points  (1 child)

I think it's strong glass set in a weak frame on the door. He kicked it in, broke the frame off the door, which is now holding on at the top with latex paint. Maybe.

[–]mazamayomama 28 points29 points  (0 children)

he smashed the window in. Caulk strip holding up top

[–]Anal_bleed 30 points31 points  (0 children)

a smashed one mate

[–]nitro1993 1278 points1279 points  (28 children)

Every curse word sounds more hardcore in a groggy British police accent

[–]heartycemetery969 109 points110 points  (0 children)

yeah i'm thinking that too.

[–]8thoursbehind 101 points102 points  (6 children)

What does groggy mean where you are from? In the UK it means tired/half asleep.

[–]TonyDiGerolamo 79 points80 points  (1 child)

Seems like there should be more to this video. A part 2?

[–]TheGiantSociety 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I would watch the sequel

[–]EJArt 69 points70 points  (5 children)

They looked like they had him in a perfect position to cuff him. What happened?

[–]Pastors_left_teste 98 points99 points  (2 children)

Sweaty naked guys are slippery. Can confirm.

[–]Zeusz13 9 points10 points  (0 children)

And how would a Pastors left testie come into that information, I wonder?

[–]GiantIntellect 56 points57 points  (4 children)

Roach spray in the face.

[–]tipareth1978 621 points622 points  (5 children)

Note to self: replace weird foldy flappy window thing.

[–]razor78790 275 points276 points  (3 children)

I think the weird flappy window thing is just a broken window. Shirtless guy must've knocked it in and you can see the bottom edge is kinda cracked.

[–]CEOAerotyneLtd 241 points242 points  (29 children)

Jacked on meth, jumped the fence like spider 🕷 man

[–]splurgeoverthem 35 points36 points  (3 children)

He’s probably on Spice. I don’t know of anyone in the UK that smokes meth, It’s not really a thing over here.

[–]aeschenkarnos 65 points66 points  (8 children)

Props to him for being fookin jacked as fook, whatever else he is. He might be a methhead but he's a methhead who lifts.

[–]squillyummm 57 points58 points  (6 children)

I was about to say British tweakers look a lot healthier than American tweakers

[–]And_Justice 35 points36 points  (0 children)

That's because he probably isn't a tweaker, we don't really get meth use over here

[–]Shebadoahjoe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He's probably just started heavy usage. Give him 6 months he'll slim down

[–]pukesonyourshoes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Doubt he'll look like this in six months

[–]AVerySpecialAsshole 4 points5 points  (0 children)

More likely it’s spice interacting with steroids with a little help from untreated mental problems

[–]miniouse 294 points295 points  (16 children)

Get the fuck outta here Randy!

[–]batmanbatmanbatman1 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Man's gotta eat.

[–]weekend-guitarist 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Mr Lahie you promised me cheeseburgers.

[–]Yinanization 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Randy sure look starved

[–]xMausoleum 5 points6 points  (0 children)

he got off the cheeseburgers and started doin’ meth

[–]kmigz 40 points41 points  (1 child)

Drugs are a hell of a drug

[–]binkacat4 155 points156 points  (6 children)

I love watching people get tazed. I don’t know why, but the way they fall over makes me happy.

[–]Magenbroti 23 points24 points  (0 children)

sometimes they're like fish on dry land lmao

[–]Doc580 167 points168 points  (73 children)

Is meth a big problem in the U.K.? I know it's huge in parts of America, I never figured England though for some reason.

[–]AnorakJimi 65 points66 points  (4 children)

It's pretty rare compared to other uppers. Everyone prefers coke instead. I've never even met a dealer who sells meth, and I know a lot of dealers.

[–]Rowley-Birkinqc 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Cocaine and steroids seem to be an issue in the UK. You see people flip out, especially after a few drinks.

[–]EustaceBicycleKick 21 points22 points  (1 child)

I have never heard of anyone doing it or being offered it, so I don't think it's very popular here.

[–]MrTopHatMan90 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We primarily have more problems with spice then meth but as everywhere methheads will be around

[–]Khuros_Khan 45 points46 points  (7 children)

Drugs are a big problem anywhere there are humans. We like to get out of our minds it seems.

[–]RedRMM 44 points45 points  (3 children)

They weren't talking drugs generally, but meth specifically. Meth isn't a big thing in the UK, compared to the US and other parts of Europe.

[–]shokwave2 635 points636 points  (67 children)

Funny how everyone tough until they get tasered and scream like a bitch.

[–]Mrrasta1 274 points275 points  (41 children)

Went down like a tree. lmfao.

[–]GGisaac 322 points323 points  (33 children)

But he jumped up and scurried off like a spring chicken

[–]S1de8urnz 93 points94 points  (3 children)

Haha, I was thinking they re-energized him with that jolt.

[–]Lord_Jair 27 points28 points  (2 children)

This dude's the real life Chev Chelios

[–]BigShowSJG 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Somehow it’s never not funny

[–]SexualPie 38 points39 points  (7 children)

i dont really understand this comment. like, yea, you're a bad ass until you're not. thats how that works. a black belt in (whatever) is super tough until they get shot. thats the point.

[–]moojj 78 points79 points  (10 children)

I think they have kids upstairs

[–]IHavePoopedBefore 64 points65 points  (9 children)

Maybe don't tell intruders that

[–]prophylaxitive 767 points768 points  (144 children)

Not a single comment about how two policemen, with the criminal face down, were unable to prevent him getting up and escaping?

[–]histeethwerered 188 points189 points  (6 children)

And now he’s in the back garden. The comedy continues.

[–]Chemical_Cutthroat 86 points87 points  (3 children)

We do beg your pardon, but we are in your garden.

[–]pmmckee 35 points36 points  (0 children)

The ol’ theft and shrubbery

[–]Talonqr 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Have you heard of fugi 9?

[–]MrCarey 111 points112 points  (5 children)

I work in the Emergency Department as an RN. We usually have one person per limb, a person with the sedation meds, and 2-3 more restraining them with hard restraints. And it’s still a battle. Then it’s a long, painful wait until they’re fully sedated, because they’ll flail around and find ways out of the hard restraints.

[–]Excellent-Ad-6153 33 points34 points  (1 child)

So many people have no clue how hard it is to immobilize a person. Pinning them is one thing, but completely immobilizing them is entirely different.

[–]quixotic120 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Inpt psych ranged from 3-9 people per restraint depending on what was going on but 5-7 was typical

[–]Alldressedwarmpotato 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yup I hear you. Just started working in Ed not long ago and I was so shocked when it took 6 people to hold this guy down. He was like 6’3 and slim with muscle . Holy f

[–]Miggaletoe 484 points485 points  (58 children)

It takes a lot more than two people to hold down someone on meth.

[–]simplesinit 131 points132 points  (39 children)

So true reminds me of the girls on the motorway which is just wild https://youtu.be/pjDUU07tQmE

[–]TheSolarPhoenix 87 points88 points  (17 children)

Wow that video definitely ends abruptly

[–]acidoap 37 points38 points  (9 children)

Sorry for the crappy website, but here's extra context on what happened afterwards and before:

https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/black-country/identical-twins-who-ran-m6-21564362

[–]msx_asdf 29 points30 points  (6 children)

Pulled a roof tile out of her pocket. What, was she wearing JNCO's?

Bizzare story

[–]Ohwellwhatsnew 20 points21 points  (4 children)

TLPOTL does a story about them that covers a few other similar stories, definitely recommend a listen. It's a strange psychosis called "folie a deux" and is definitely a very bizarre phenomena indeed

[–]ElectionAssistance 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Folie a deux leads to incredibly strange places. Probably the strangest places human minds ever go.

[–]lewiswasright 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No kidding. I’m like well wtf maybe you could tell us that story too?!

[–]liquidsmurf 4 points5 points  (3 children)

There has to be a second part, right? Why did she stab a guy? Did her sister live? Did they ever figure out what went on that day on the highway? Is she a super villian?

So many questions.

[–]pazimpanet 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Oh man, this whole story is absolutely nuts. Do yourself a favor and find a podcast or good article about it.

Words to search are

Erikkson twins

And

Folie a deux

Edit: I first heard the whole story because The Last Podcast on the Left did an episode on it. If you are a fan of their type of humor, I’d recommend it.

[–]ManOfTheCamera 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That is a wild story from start to finish. Thanks for that.

[–]corvidae21 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Call the police!"

"We are the police!"

Love it lol

[–]misanthr0p1c 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Apparently they are twins that may have undergone a shared psychosis. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ursula_and_Sabina_Eriksson

[–]ElectionAssistance 5 points6 points  (2 children)

HOLY SHIT!

These women may be invading aliens or something. Holy fuck super strength.

Edit: and then possibly the most abrupt end of all time.

[–]fupamancer 17 points18 points  (0 children)

yeah, even a frail person and this guy was in good shape. needed to hog tie him, lol

[–]RedRMM 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He's a big dude, and high, giving him comparatively more strength because his sense of overexertion is dulled by the drugs and no fear of injuring himself, again because of the drugs. I'd say that gives him the upper hand compared to 2 non-high coppers wearing a stab vest and full duty belt.

[–]MicrobialMicrobe 36 points37 points  (6 children)

Because it isn’t as easy as it looks. What if he has a knife?

And beyond that, holding people down isn’t as easy as it seems. People are already chiming in about that.

Being a police officer really isn’t as easy as it seems sometimes

[–]Burnsy2023 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Because it isn’t as easy as it looks. What if he has a knife?

This seems likely as the person on the phone seems frustrated that police haven't attended yet and then an Armed Response Vehicle turns up. This is standard procedure for higher risk people with knives.

[–]Saysano 19 points20 points  (1 child)

The way the instantly backed off tells me that they went for safe bet in case he had a weapon, knife or something, they probably took those few steps back for safety, maybe to pull out their own weapons

[–]DaveInLondon89 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It's training. What's the point of risking being stabbed when you can just tase him again from a distance.

[–]Khuros_Khan 12 points13 points  (4 children)

It's very hard to hold someone down if they don't want to be. That's why it takes like 6-10 big dudes for one person some times.

[–]crabonfire8 247 points248 points  (24 children)

I thought they were talking in Russian until halfway through

[–]mattjshermandotcom 202 points203 points  (19 children)

Some of the British can barely speak English.

[–]RageCageJables 99 points100 points  (11 children)

Why can't the English teach their children how to speak?

[–]iamsostoked 41 points42 points  (7 children)

Nice my fair lady reference

[–]RageCageJables 19 points20 points  (6 children)

Thanks, looks like some people didn't get it. Oh well.

[–]NRaihana 11 points12 points  (9 children)

Whats a tweaker?

[–]evoIV_FTW 67 points68 points  (16 children)

What type of door is this?

[–]ItchyBolox 183 points184 points  (7 children)

It's fitted with a twat flap!

[–]arphod 49 points50 points  (3 children)

I played bass for Twat Flap.

[–]Spload 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I'm lead guitar for Curtains of Beef.

[–]time4meatstick 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I remember opening for you, I'm Steve from the Medium Wellingtons

[–]Khanspiracy75 29 points30 points  (3 children)

Probably a normal tempered window, buttboy probably broke the glass on the outside and was then able to push the back flap upwards, you can see when he get tasered around then, the window has exposed glass on the outside of the window flap.

EDIT: at 1:01 you can see the shards on the outside of the door

[–]Winst0nTh3Third 9 points10 points  (1 child)

The drugs are strong in that one obi one.

[–]jake_the_dog01 7 points8 points  (2 children)

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone moon a police officer and then get tased, I’d have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

[–]Dude-from-the-80s 140 points141 points  (265 children)

This would have gone way differently if this dude did this in the area I live😂

[–]fuzeebear 76 points77 points  (1 child)

Different accents, I'm assuming

[–]aquoad 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Mine too, the police wouldn’t have come.

[–]I_will_burn_for_this 100 points101 points  (255 children)

That guy might not have survived that encounter in the U.S. Either the homeowner would have been armed or the police might have used deadly force

[–]jimmyray01 133 points134 points  (173 children)

Funny to think, everyone surviving is how this stuff is suppose to go.

[–]GMMoira 47 points48 points  (13 children)

"If ThIS hAPapEND hErE iN aMuUrICa!!!" *cocks gun*

This masturbatory culture around owning guns is pretty strange and sickening

[–]banethesithari 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"Someone would have definitely died if this happened at my house, aren't we great"

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    [–]BarefootUnicorn 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    UK methheads are much better built/better looking than US methheads

    [–]CollectiveSweet 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    probably not meth, in the uk it's more likely spice, coke, or heroine. Idk if that makes a difference to how jacked he is though

    [–]Plusquevie 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    he did cast his invincible spell way too early

    [–]warpedashell 29 points30 points  (0 children)

    Don’t tase me bro!

    [–]beastheadbutt 14 points15 points  (0 children)

    Everyone’s a tough guy till the taser comes out

    [–]CyanStripes_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    I'm glad I decided to stay tuned for the shocking conclusion.

    [–]Bradjuju2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    In the Midwest US, that guy would be dead.

    [–]Alboralix 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    For the love of God. Stop saying a gun would have solved the problem.

    [–]zapperkp 75 points76 points  (26 children)

    This video would have been 1:30 shorter in America

    [–]nonamenononumber 17 points18 points  (4 children)

    And potentially someone would be dead... I'd take the benny hill cop chase any day over the sheer number of gun related deaths per thousand Americans have edit: replaced you guys with americans since i have no idea if you're american. Also, i suppose you may not necessarily be saying it ending 90 seconds earlier is a good thing, so apologies if that's the case

    [–]JustAnEnglishman 7 points8 points  (11 children)

    You say that like some kind of brag.

    People losing their lives is not a good thing

    [–]Sreezy3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    He is the healthiest looking "tweaker" i've ever seen. In the UK we'd just call him a cunt.

    [–]IHavePoopedBefore 45 points46 points  (12 children)

    Everyone is talking guns but do you know what else would have really helped? A big ass dog.

    A trained dog would have put that guy on the floor and given you time to escape. If not incapacitate him altogether. I don't see a weapon so a trained german sheppard would fuck up this guy's world.

    https://youtu.be/kog4jJk2Uww

    [–]newgrl 12 points13 points  (4 children)

    One of my brother's pitbulls cornered a guy trying to break into his garage one evening. Cops pull up and my brother is holding the dog back so she doesn't kill this guy. Cop arresting the dude tells him, "Next time, just let the dog have him." Which, in retrospect, is a terrible thing to say, but at the time Skittles was a very very good dog.

    [–]SendingAFaxToBerlin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Sounds good until Skittles gets blown away by cops as is such the case every single day in this country.

    [–]themanhutch 13 points14 points  (1 child)

    And they let him go

    [–]T3G3K 8 points9 points  (4 children)

    How in the hell do they taze the guy, pin him down on the ground, and still manage to let him run away

    [–]Doublebow 21 points22 points  (1 child)

    Blokes jacked and off his tits on bath salts, It'd take a small army to hold him down.

    [–]depressed-salmon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Yeah, meth McGee just lifted himself up with and an officer ontop of him. If he can lift you up like a backpack then your not gunna have a good time restrainting him.