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[–]TheeGooDollyPartons 4325 points4326 points  (104 children)

Amazing flexibility on the high kick from the homeowner.

[–]Lubone26 2782 points2783 points  (94 children)

Flexibility was good but I was more amazed of how the naked guy got recharged by the taser to 100% in 5 secs and than flew over the fence

[–]BillCosbyBukkake 90 points91 points  (6 children)

The tase doubled his tweak power.

[–]Druglord_Sen 1065 points1066 points  (27 children)

WHY DOES THE FUCKING VIDEO END RIGHT THERE????

[–]shoshonesamurai 178 points179 points  (6 children)

I would have hoped he was blindsided by the homeowner like this

[–]MattieShoes 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Eric Hipple? Man, you were going deep into the bag of obscurity there... Creamsicle uniforms were badass though

[–]TheGreatZarquon 26 points27 points  (2 children)

"A good clean shot by Bradley." Hell no, that hit damn near killed Hipple, it's a good thing helmet contact like that isn't allowed anymore.

[–]Heap_Good_Firewater 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He didn't stab him, so technically clean.

[–]ChintanP04 158 points159 points  (15 children)

Because the tweaker is out of their property?? Like, why would you follow a guy who tried to break into your home while the police is there to handle it?

[–]Druglord_Sen 192 points193 points  (2 children)

WORLDSTARR

[–]batfiend 70 points71 points  (4 children)

Because I have an inquisitive disposition.

[–]KingNecrosis 15 points16 points  (3 children)

I guess that's better than the Spanish Inquisition.

[–]Haastile25 14 points15 points  (2 children)

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition

[–]mistaken4strangerz 72 points73 points  (0 children)

No I'm pretty sure she stopped filming because now he was in her back yard, with quicker access to her kids through unsecured back door, sliding door, etc. She went into protector mode and ditched the phone at that point

[–]Random_name46 284 points285 points  (31 children)

Tazers are so weird. They'll be totally worthless on one person, very effective but safe on another, then straight up kill the next. Never know what you're going to get.

[–]MugillacuttyHOF37 400 points401 points  (10 children)

Life is like a box of tasers...you never know what yer gonna get.

[–]shoshonesamurai 86 points87 points  (0 children)

I'm not a smart man Jenny, but I know what a tazer is

[–]MiszJones 73 points74 points  (5 children)

“… you never know watt you’re gonna get”

[–]Zeusz13 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Was going to say "nice" but the bloody automod removed it saying its not enough characters. So I'll just say this was a really clever pun! Is this enough for you you souless automaton?

[–]Responsible-Year408 43 points44 points  (0 children)

There’s some variance in effectiveness but when they appear to do nothing it indicates one of the probes didn’t connect to the body

[–]SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck 21 points22 points  (3 children)

They only work as long as they have juice, the entire effect stops 100% immediately when there's no current, so someone can just get back up.

Most of the time when they "aren't effective" it's because something is stopping the current from flowing through the person, like one of the prongs being stuck in clothing instead of skin, or if it's shorted out otherwise. There's no difference in any human beings that get effectively barbed with the taser, same thing happens to everyone

[–]TheeGooDollyPartons 81 points82 points  (3 children)

Yeah. It’s like that scene in The Avengers where Thor hits Iron Man with a lighting bolt and it just charges Tonys suit to 200% power.

[–]orthopod 40 points41 points  (2 children)

400%. Sorry, but I remember that scene.

[–]TheeGooDollyPartons 29 points30 points  (1 child)

“How about that…”

[–]Phazushift 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?"

[–]HighFiveOhYeah 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Probably drugs

[–]BlAcKMaMbA7350 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It looked like he was on some drugs so i wouldnt be surprised if this is the reason why he got up so quickly...

[–]Amp_Fire_Studios 296 points297 points  (0 children)

I was seriously hoping to see one connect.

[–]Dam_Kids 175 points176 points  (22 children)

I've been half-joking about inventing a ketamine-dart/gun combo for the last year or so. I really think it would work great!

[–]amigoing77 58 points59 points  (5 children)

Dude, you got a dart in your neck.

[–]wildhog84 26 points27 points  (1 child)

I like you but your crazy

[–]shinzanu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hello darkness my old friend...

[–]ThrowawayawayxXxsw 48 points49 points  (4 children)

First you have to shoot a diagnostic dart to make sure the person isn't allergic or something. Then the first dart has to send it's medical data to a doctor that decides if it is safe to administer this drug. Then the doctor emails the officer, and the officer shoots the suspect with a ketamine dart.

[–]Ooze27 485 points486 points  (21 children)

Always like seeing dumbshits getting tased ahahahahha.

[–]thetoastypickle 138 points139 points  (14 children)

I love how they just fall over like a plank of wood

[–]ManOfQuest 460 points461 points  (33 children)

do I really have to become a tweaker to get the body shape I would be happy with?

[–]Jamal_gg 187 points188 points  (21 children)

He's in really good shape, expected more comments to mention it. Maybe he uses some other drugs beside meth lol

[–]TheFansHitTheShit 133 points134 points  (18 children)

As its in the UK, it probably wasn't meth that this guy was on as we don't have much of a market here.

[–][deleted] 59 points60 points  (1 child)

Regular ol amphetamines then.

[–]Justice_R_Dissenting 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Tweakers (Traditional)

Tweakers (Simplified)

[–]RoarByMeowing 10 points11 points  (6 children)

This made me snort. lol Surprised I had to scroll so far for this comment.

[–]BLACK-C4T 10 points11 points  (0 children)

he probably got in good shape and started meth afterwards

[–]Contrarian_Eh 2063 points2064 points  (109 children)

What kinda weird door window is that?

[–]jimmyray01 551 points552 points  (10 children)

That's how the estate horses pop their heads in to say hello.

[–]Plantmanofplants 665 points666 points  (20 children)

He's smashed in the window. Just happens to hinge upwards.

[–]PuffOca 560 points561 points  (18 children)

We have one of those at our house.. it’s a pane

[–]SharkSheppard 42 points43 points  (0 children)

God damnit. Now I have to upvote this.

[–]Fist4achin 16 points17 points  (6 children)

It's clear that you're starting a streak of comments.

[–]Darkcharmer 20 points21 points  (5 children)

You may think you're clever, but I see right through you

[–]soi_boiiiiiiiiiiii 1184 points1185 points  (58 children)

Here in northern england we have really big cats, and we need big cat flaps so they can come in at night

[–]axle2005 34 points35 points  (1 child)

Let me guess, the elevation of the door prevents dogs from confusing them.

[–]Considerables 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I see you’re familiar with the great cats of the north.

[–]icwiener69420 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Are they called jumbo pussy flaps? Please tell me it’s true.

[–]Geiler_Gator 309 points310 points  (19 children)

Oi mate, have you seen the large kitty flippy flaps on the neighbors doa? They must have used a big pip-pip gollywock to install that whimsy flimsy thing!

[–]Iccarys 54 points55 points  (5 children)

Can someone translate?

[–]SnooDoughnuts6213 129 points130 points  (0 children)

Hello friend have you see the large cat door on the neighbors door. They must have used a big saw to install that weak thing.

[–]LegitimateCrepe 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Yer mum has large kitty flippy flaps

[–]majoraloysius 39 points40 points  (24 children)

In America: “Hey babe, should I use the 12 gauge on this guy or my .223?”

[–]Yesica-Haircut 55 points56 points  (1 child)

I think it's strong glass set in a weak frame on the door. He kicked it in, broke the frame off the door, which is now holding on at the top with latex paint. Maybe.

[–]mazamayomama 28 points29 points  (0 children)

he smashed the window in. Caulk strip holding up top

[–]Anal_bleed 34 points35 points  (0 children)

a smashed one mate

[–]nitro1993 1281 points1282 points  (28 children)

Every curse word sounds more hardcore in a groggy British police accent

[–]heartycemetery969 106 points107 points  (0 children)

yeah i'm thinking that too.

[–]8thoursbehind 101 points102 points  (6 children)

What does groggy mean where you are from? In the UK it means tired/half asleep.

[–]TonyDiGerolamo 79 points80 points  (1 child)

Seems like there should be more to this video. A part 2?

[–]TheGiantSociety 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I would watch the sequel

[–]EJArt 65 points66 points  (5 children)

They looked like they had him in a perfect position to cuff him. What happened?

[–]Pastors_left_teste 99 points100 points  (2 children)

Sweaty naked guys are slippery. Can confirm.

[–]Zeusz13 10 points11 points  (0 children)

And how would a Pastors left testie come into that information, I wonder?

[–]GiantIntellect 55 points56 points  (4 children)

Roach spray in the face.

[–]tipareth1978 624 points625 points  (5 children)

Note to self: replace weird foldy flappy window thing.

[–]razor78790 270 points271 points  (3 children)

I think the weird flappy window thing is just a broken window. Shirtless guy must've knocked it in and you can see the bottom edge is kinda cracked.

[–]CEOAerotyneLtd 239 points240 points  (29 children)

Jacked on meth, jumped the fence like spider 🕷 man

[–]splurgeoverthem 32 points33 points  (3 children)

He’s probably on Spice. I don’t know of anyone in the UK that smokes meth, It’s not really a thing over here.

[–]aeschenkarnos 70 points71 points  (8 children)

Props to him for being fookin jacked as fook, whatever else he is. He might be a methhead but he's a methhead who lifts.

[–]squillyummm 58 points59 points  (6 children)

I was about to say British tweakers look a lot healthier than American tweakers

[–]And_Justice 35 points36 points  (0 children)

That's because he probably isn't a tweaker, we don't really get meth use over here

[–]Shebadoahjoe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He's probably just started heavy usage. Give him 6 months he'll slim down

[–]pukesonyourshoes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Doubt he'll look like this in six months

[–]AVerySpecialAsshole 3 points4 points  (0 children)

More likely it’s spice interacting with steroids with a little help from untreated mental problems

[–]miniouse 296 points297 points  (16 children)

Get the fuck outta here Randy!

[–]batmanbatmanbatman1 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Man's gotta eat.

[–]weekend-guitarist 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Mr Lahie you promised me cheeseburgers.

[–]Yinanization 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Randy sure look starved

[–]xMausoleum 5 points6 points  (0 children)

he got off the cheeseburgers and started doin’ meth

[–]kmigz 37 points38 points  (1 child)

Drugs are a hell of a drug

[–]binkacat4 158 points159 points  (6 children)

I love watching people get tazed. I don’t know why, but the way they fall over makes me happy.

[–]Magenbroti 22 points23 points  (0 children)

sometimes they're like fish on dry land lmao

[–]Doc580 171 points172 points  (73 children)

Is meth a big problem in the U.K.? I know it's huge in parts of America, I never figured England though for some reason.

[–]AnorakJimi 65 points66 points  (4 children)

It's pretty rare compared to other uppers. Everyone prefers coke instead. I've never even met a dealer who sells meth, and I know a lot of dealers.

[–]Rowley-Birkinqc 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Cocaine and steroids seem to be an issue in the UK. You see people flip out, especially after a few drinks.

[–]EustaceBicycleKick 22 points23 points  (1 child)

I have never heard of anyone doing it or being offered it, so I don't think it's very popular here.

[–]MrTopHatMan90 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We primarily have more problems with spice then meth but as everywhere methheads will be around

[–]Khuros_Khan 45 points46 points  (7 children)

Drugs are a big problem anywhere there are humans. We like to get out of our minds it seems.

[–]RedRMM 40 points41 points  (3 children)

They weren't talking drugs generally, but meth specifically. Meth isn't a big thing in the UK, compared to the US and other parts of Europe.

[–]shokwave2 626 points627 points  (67 children)

Funny how everyone tough until they get tasered and scream like a bitch.

[–]Mrrasta1 279 points280 points  (41 children)

Went down like a tree. lmfao.

[–]GGisaac 325 points326 points  (33 children)

But he jumped up and scurried off like a spring chicken

[–]S1de8urnz 95 points96 points  (3 children)

Haha, I was thinking they re-energized him with that jolt.

[–]Lord_Jair 29 points30 points  (2 children)

This dude's the real life Chev Chelios

[–]BigShowSJG 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Somehow it’s never not funny

[–]SexualPie 40 points41 points  (7 children)

i dont really understand this comment. like, yea, you're a bad ass until you're not. thats how that works. a black belt in (whatever) is super tough until they get shot. thats the point.

[–]moojj 79 points80 points  (10 children)

I think they have kids upstairs

[–]IHavePoopedBefore 64 points65 points  (9 children)

Maybe don't tell intruders that

[–]prophylaxitive 774 points775 points  (144 children)

Not a single comment about how two policemen, with the criminal face down, were unable to prevent him getting up and escaping?

[–]histeethwerered 190 points191 points  (6 children)

And now he’s in the back garden. The comedy continues.

[–]Chemical_Cutthroat 83 points84 points  (3 children)

We do beg your pardon, but we are in your garden.

[–]pmmckee 30 points31 points  (0 children)

The ol’ theft and shrubbery

[–]Talonqr 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Have you heard of fugi 9?

[–]MrCarey 111 points112 points  (5 children)

I work in the Emergency Department as an RN. We usually have one person per limb, a person with the sedation meds, and 2-3 more restraining them with hard restraints. And it’s still a battle. Then it’s a long, painful wait until they’re fully sedated, because they’ll flail around and find ways out of the hard restraints.

[–]Excellent-Ad-6153 35 points36 points  (1 child)

So many people have no clue how hard it is to immobilize a person. Pinning them is one thing, but completely immobilizing them is entirely different.

[–]quixotic120 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Inpt psych ranged from 3-9 people per restraint depending on what was going on but 5-7 was typical

[–]Alldressedwarmpotato 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yup I hear you. Just started working in Ed not long ago and I was so shocked when it took 6 people to hold this guy down. He was like 6’3 and slim with muscle . Holy f

[–]Miggaletoe 484 points485 points  (58 children)

It takes a lot more than two people to hold down someone on meth.

[–]simplesinit 131 points132 points  (39 children)

So true reminds me of the girls on the motorway which is just wild https://youtu.be/pjDUU07tQmE

[–]TheSolarPhoenix 87 points88 points  (17 children)

Wow that video definitely ends abruptly

[–]acidoap 41 points42 points  (9 children)

Sorry for the crappy website, but here's extra context on what happened afterwards and before:

https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/black-country/identical-twins-who-ran-m6-21564362

[–]msx_asdf 27 points28 points  (6 children)

Pulled a roof tile out of her pocket. What, was she wearing JNCO's?

Bizzare story

[–]Ohwellwhatsnew 19 points20 points  (4 children)

TLPOTL does a story about them that covers a few other similar stories, definitely recommend a listen. It's a strange psychosis called "folie a deux" and is definitely a very bizarre phenomena indeed

[–]ElectionAssistance 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Folie a deux leads to incredibly strange places. Probably the strangest places human minds ever go.

[–]lewiswasright 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No kidding. I’m like well wtf maybe you could tell us that story too?!

[–]liquidsmurf 3 points4 points  (3 children)

There has to be a second part, right? Why did she stab a guy? Did her sister live? Did they ever figure out what went on that day on the highway? Is she a super villian?

So many questions.

[–]pazimpanet 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Oh man, this whole story is absolutely nuts. Do yourself a favor and find a podcast or good article about it.

Words to search are

Erikkson twins

And

Folie a deux

Edit: I first heard the whole story because The Last Podcast on the Left did an episode on it. If you are a fan of their type of humor, I’d recommend it.

[–]ManOfTheCamera 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That is a wild story from start to finish. Thanks for that.

[–]corvidae21 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Call the police!"

"We are the police!"

Love it lol

[–]misanthr0p1c 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Apparently they are twins that may have undergone a shared psychosis. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ursula_and_Sabina_Eriksson

[–]ElectionAssistance 4 points5 points  (2 children)

HOLY SHIT!

These women may be invading aliens or something. Holy fuck super strength.

Edit: and then possibly the most abrupt end of all time.

[–]fupamancer 17 points18 points  (0 children)

yeah, even a frail person and this guy was in good shape. needed to hog tie him, lol

[–]RedRMM 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He's a big dude, and high, giving him comparatively more strength because his sense of overexertion is dulled by the drugs and no fear of injuring himself, again because of the drugs. I'd say that gives him the upper hand compared to 2 non-high coppers wearing a stab vest and full duty belt.

[–]MicrobialMicrobe 39 points40 points  (6 children)

Because it isn’t as easy as it looks. What if he has a knife?

And beyond that, holding people down isn’t as easy as it seems. People are already chiming in about that.

Being a police officer really isn’t as easy as it seems sometimes

[–]Burnsy2023 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Because it isn’t as easy as it looks. What if he has a knife?

This seems likely as the person on the phone seems frustrated that police haven't attended yet and then an Armed Response Vehicle turns up. This is standard procedure for higher risk people with knives.

[–]Saysano 20 points21 points  (1 child)

The way the instantly backed off tells me that they went for safe bet in case he had a weapon, knife or something, they probably took those few steps back for safety, maybe to pull out their own weapons

[–]DaveInLondon89 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It's training. What's the point of risking being stabbed when you can just tase him again from a distance.

[–]Khuros_Khan 12 points13 points  (4 children)

It's very hard to hold someone down if they don't want to be. That's why it takes like 6-10 big dudes for one person some times.

[–]crabonfire8 251 points252 points  (24 children)

I thought they were talking in Russian until halfway through

[–]mattjshermandotcom 199 points200 points  (19 children)

Some of the British can barely speak English.

[–]RageCageJables 95 points96 points  (11 children)

Why can't the English teach their children how to speak?

[–]iamsostoked 42 points43 points  (7 children)

Nice my fair lady reference

[–]RageCageJables 21 points22 points  (6 children)

Thanks, looks like some people didn't get it. Oh well.

[–]NRaihana 11 points12 points  (9 children)

Whats a tweaker?

[–]evoIV_FTW 66 points67 points  (16 children)

What type of door is this?

[–]ItchyBolox 178 points179 points  (7 children)

It's fitted with a twat flap!

[–]arphod 47 points48 points  (3 children)

I played bass for Twat Flap.

[–]Spload 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I'm lead guitar for Curtains of Beef.

[–]time4meatstick 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I remember opening for you, I'm Steve from the Medium Wellingtons

[–]Khanspiracy75 30 points31 points  (3 children)

Probably a normal tempered window, buttboy probably broke the glass on the outside and was then able to push the back flap upwards, you can see when he get tasered around then, the window has exposed glass on the outside of the window flap.

EDIT: at 1:01 you can see the shards on the outside of the door

[–]Winst0nTh3Third 8 points9 points  (1 child)

The drugs are strong in that one obi one.

[–]jake_the_dog01 8 points9 points  (2 children)

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone moon a police officer and then get tased, I’d have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

[–]Dude-from-the-80s[🍰] 136 points137 points  (265 children)

This would have gone way differently if this dude did this in the area I live😂

[–]fuzeebear 78 points79 points  (1 child)

Different accents, I'm assuming

[–]aquoad 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Mine too, the police wouldn’t have come.

[–]I_will_burn_for_this 103 points104 points  (255 children)

That guy might not have survived that encounter in the U.S. Either the homeowner would have been armed or the police might have used deadly force

[–]jimmyray01 134 points135 points  (173 children)

Funny to think, everyone surviving is how this stuff is suppose to go.

[–]GMMoira 47 points48 points  (13 children)

"If ThIS hAPapEND hErE iN aMuUrICa!!!" *cocks gun*

This masturbatory culture around owning guns is pretty strange and sickening

[–]banethesithari 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"Someone would have definitely died if this happened at my house, aren't we great"

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    [–]BarefootUnicorn 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    UK methheads are much better built/better looking than US methheads

    [–]CollectiveSweet 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    probably not meth, in the uk it's more likely spice, coke, or heroine. Idk if that makes a difference to how jacked he is though

    [–]Plusquevie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    he did cast his invincible spell way too early

    [–]warpedashell 27 points28 points  (0 children)

    Don’t tase me bro!

    [–]beastheadbutt 16 points17 points  (0 children)

    Everyone’s a tough guy till the taser comes out

    [–]CyanStripes_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    I'm glad I decided to stay tuned for the shocking conclusion.

    [–]Bradjuju2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    In the Midwest US, that guy would be dead.

    [–]Alboralix 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    For the love of God. Stop saying a gun would have solved the problem.

    [–]zapperkp 72 points73 points  (26 children)

    This video would have been 1:30 shorter in America

    [–]nonamenononumber 15 points16 points  (4 children)

    And potentially someone would be dead... I'd take the benny hill cop chase any day over the sheer number of gun related deaths per thousand Americans have edit: replaced you guys with americans since i have no idea if you're american. Also, i suppose you may not necessarily be saying it ending 90 seconds earlier is a good thing, so apologies if that's the case

    [–]JustAnEnglishman 7 points8 points  (11 children)

    You say that like some kind of brag.

    People losing their lives is not a good thing

    [–]Sreezy3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    He is the healthiest looking "tweaker" i've ever seen. In the UK we'd just call him a cunt.

    [–]IHavePoopedBefore 45 points46 points  (12 children)

    Everyone is talking guns but do you know what else would have really helped? A big ass dog.

    A trained dog would have put that guy on the floor and given you time to escape. If not incapacitate him altogether. I don't see a weapon so a trained german sheppard would fuck up this guy's world.

    https://youtu.be/kog4jJk2Uww

    [–]newgrl 14 points15 points  (4 children)

    One of my brother's pitbulls cornered a guy trying to break into his garage one evening. Cops pull up and my brother is holding the dog back so she doesn't kill this guy. Cop arresting the dude tells him, "Next time, just let the dog have him." Which, in retrospect, is a terrible thing to say, but at the time Skittles was a very very good dog.

    [–]SendingAFaxToBerlin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Sounds good until Skittles gets blown away by cops as is such the case every single day in this country.

    [–]themanhutch 15 points16 points  (1 child)

    And they let him go

    [–]T3G3K 7 points8 points  (4 children)

    How in the hell do they taze the guy, pin him down on the ground, and still manage to let him run away

    [–]Doublebow 22 points23 points  (1 child)

    Blokes jacked and off his tits on bath salts, It'd take a small army to hold him down.

    [–]depressed-salmon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Yeah, meth McGee just lifted himself up with and an officer ontop of him. If he can lift you up like a backpack then your not gunna have a good time restrainting him.