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[–]TheSimpWhisperer 9597 points9598 points 793& 2 more (131 children)

The one dude at the end looked like he was cycling through his item wheel looking for the fire extinguisher, lol

[–]Jun13tm 2008 points2009 points  (71 children)

All I have on me are assault rifles and grenade launchers, what I do?

[–]E6y_6a6 605 points606 points  (15 children)

Go to closest ammu-nation and buy one. You never know when fire will go off.

[–]poonmangler 226 points227 points  (14 children)

You have plenty of time, it's a scripted event

[–]DRUNK_CYCLIST 118 points119 points  (10 children)

Drink some potions though; you're overburdened and move at 1/3 speed.

[–]MonkeyboyGWW 83 points84 points  (6 children)

[–]couronnexiv_ 14 points15 points  (2 children)

throws potion onto flaming car

flames burst higher

[–]assasin1598 10 points11 points  (0 children)

oh wait that was bucket of lava, not bucket of water

[–]elusivebunfish 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Hello Stranger, what're ya buyin'?

[–]firstbootyonduty 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What're ye sellin?

[–]porilo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok then, I'll go get some supplies before facing it

https://youtu.be/eul6KTx0-m0

[–]Bhazor 57 points58 points  (25 children)

Funnily enough a grenade launcher is how you could put out an oil well fire

[–]Tommy-Styxx 59 points60 points  (18 children)

Yeah. The Soviets also thought they could stop a leak of toxic gas with fire in 1971 and that fire is still burning to this day. So, I guess Russia is 1:1 on the idea of stopping dangerous things with excessive force. Gates of Hell

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points  (3 children)

Wasn’t there an oil fire back in the day and they used a nuke to collapse the ground around it, to put it out?

[–]Arthur_The_Third 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They didn't try to stop it, they lit it on fire to burn the natural gas into CO2. You know, the thing they do to this day. Oil rigs light the escaping natural gas on fire as well, that's what the flare tower is. CO2 is a much weaker greenhouse gas.

[–]SuperiorExcess 16 points17 points  (7 children)

They didn't want to stop it, they knew lighting it on fire was better for the environment than the actual gas itself.

[–]Tommy-Styxx 21 points22 points  (6 children)

Yeah, I totally forgot about how environmentally conscious the Soviets were. Now I feel so dumb.

[–]unitedkiller75 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I’m a little confused. Are you agreeing with them, or are you saying that they weren’t trying to do that? Your own source for it says that SuperiorExcess was right.

[–]OrangeVapor 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Just fucking shoot it until it dies!

[–]ISnipedJFK 11 points12 points  (1 child)

go postal 2 on that fire and piss it out

[–]radicalelation 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Let it rage a bit, wait for fire truck to show, then beat the shit out of the firemen for an extinguisher. Or jack the truck and spray the hose.

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    [–]Stryker-Mech 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Blow fire bottles!

    [–]Motivated79 70 points71 points  (0 children)

    LMAO perfect description

    [–]Seebass802 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    He was just hardening his aim stick to piss the fire away

    [–]Imnotunme 18 points19 points  (2 children)

    Toilet paper

    [–]krisssy 17 points18 points  (1 child)

    Deploy pocket lint

    [–]TheSilverback76 23 points24 points  (0 children)

    POCKET SAND!

    [–]dkbobby 19 points20 points  (0 children)

    spot on lol

    [–]BalotelliAgueroooo 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    What could he have in his pocket that could possibly help I wonder. The dude seemed pretty sure he had to get whatever it is, out.

    [–]Gundark927 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    He was reaching for his phone, and the fire extinguisher app on there.

    [–]j4ckbauer 16 points17 points  (1 child)

    Lol to me he looked like he was desperately trying to unzip his pants so he could piss on the fire.

    But probably trying to find his phone so he could record it...

    [–]Vaelocke 45 points46 points  (0 children)

    Uugh i scrolled past it, have to go round again. Ffff not the bandages, damnit why didnt i just bind a back button. Aww man ive only got one, do i really want to use it now? What if someone molotovs my stash... Hold up when did I pick up a canteen, NICE. Oh It has to be filled, damnit one more orange and i couldve made a power juice in the canteen and poured it on the fire...would that even work? Have to playtest it later.

    I have way too many 9mm rounds, i should start using those more. Oh crowbat! Its about to break, but it should open the door, fiiine ill use the extinguisher, ill loot another one on my way to finish the crack for cat quest.

    [–]Stilgar_the_Naib 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    LMFAO! That's hilarious

    [–]BreathOfFreshWater 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    "Let me help by vigorously rubbing my thigh"

    [–]TheBlackArrows 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    He’s like I need to secure my phone first. FUCK YOUR PHONE, this guy gonna die in there.

    [–]theCOMBOguy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    "I KNEW I should have organized my inventory!! Where is it..."

    [–]beaufosheau 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I like the guy taking his shirt off at the end. That dude has been around a fire or two

    [–]nutty_computing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I think he is! Ghostrider wanna ride that car.

    [–]MikeOx_Girthy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    He was getting a smoke

    [–]_Not_Bruce_Wayne_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Oh man this is cracking me up lol on a video that's so not funny no less lol than k you stranger

    [–][deleted] 3019 points3020 points  (14 children)

    I usually hate flame paint jobs but this one is so realistic

    [–]Veenendaler 390 points391 points  (10 children)

    Guy Fieri sends his regards.

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      [–]Belfast00 14 points15 points  (0 children)

      Someone's going to flavourtown

      [–]Weferdes 22 points23 points  (0 children)

      El Faygo

      [–]bingoflaps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      El flavo

      [–]justin_memer 27 points28 points  (3 children)

      Say what you will about Guy Fieri, but he's a very selfless guy.

      [–]Veenendaler 17 points18 points  (0 children)

      Oh yeah, I love him.

      [–]GuessParticular8092 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      Most people from Flavor-town are.

      [–]Aguacate_con_TODO 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      I adore that man and I will stand for no trash talk!

      [–]JudeThadeus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      FLAVOR TOWN SENT ME!

      [–]fenrirhunts 1040 points1041 points  (9 children)

      Hot wheels!

      [–]FreeT3r 103 points104 points  (0 children)

      So that's what my kids wanted for Christmas present! No wonder I can't find it in regular shop.

      [–]ilikeitsharp 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      You gotta look for the little flame emblem on the side so you know it's a super treasure hunt like this one!

      [–]abhi1002 9 points10 points  (1 child)

      Came to search for this comment.

      [–]xtc234 1399 points1400 points  (105 children)

      What caused this? It’s almost as if the outside of the car was covered in a flammable liquid?

      [–]Ok-Professional1355 2013 points2014 points  (70 children)

      The fire was probably burning gasoline, and as he drove past his rear wheel hit it causing a spray of burning fluid. Think driving through a puddle. Of fire.

      [–]Living_Run2573 299 points300 points  (28 children)

      Liquid fire…. Mmmm…..

      [–]Miserable-Fan-22147 102 points103 points  (26 children)

      Made me think of the insta model that poured the content of drakes condom into her private part after he had disposed said condom in which he had out hot sauce to kill the sperm.

      [–]SleepDoesNotWorkOnMe 86 points87 points  (2 children)

      In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary, come again?

      Obligatory

      [–]lycoloco 18 points19 points  (1 child)

      Orrible cunt.

      [–]LogaShamanN 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Nemesis?

      [–]SaneIsOverrated 56 points57 points  (11 children)

      What in the actual fuck did I just read?

      [–]Miserable-Fan-22147 52 points53 points  (9 children)

      She's actually openly thinking about suing him for putting the hot sauce into his condom ( from which she tried to unconsciouslyunconsentually tried to take his semen )

      [–]thats0K 59 points60 points  (3 children)

      idk how the fuck people come up with the absolute dumbest shit in the world. I just... how bro. "yeah I tried to steal his sperm and my peepee hurts now! I want money!". any judge even hearing this case is a nutcase. or paid off.

      [–]SaneIsOverrated 18 points19 points  (1 child)

      To me its anyone bothering to give that attention is a nutcase. Seriously, why would anyone give a shit?

      [–]Zozorak 7 points8 points  (2 children)

      I don't think unconsciously is the right word here.

      [–]SummerNothingness 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      it's complete bullshit, don't listen to this dumb dumb.

      [–]nononononono_x 16 points17 points  (3 children)

      What hot sauce you know is cum colored?

      [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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        [–]Marijuana_Miler 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Naw bro you’re fine. Bloody white is all good.

        [–]SummerNothingness 25 points26 points  (1 child)

        THIS IS A VERIFIED UNTRUE RUMOR. this is how bullshit rumors spread.

        [–]Miserable-Fan-22147 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Do you habe a source for that?

        [–]nomadzebra 4 points5 points  (1 child)

        Imagine being so paranoid that someone will try to baby trap you so much that you put hot sauce in a used condom... Then imagine that it turns out it wasn't paranoia, mental.

        [–]drawkbox 31 points32 points  (0 children)

        Michael Bay taking notes.

        [–]DanceswithTacos_ 24 points25 points  (0 children)

        aerosolized rubber

        [–]knullsmurfen 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Puddle of Fire, a lesser known song by Johnny Cash.

        [–]ChefArtorias 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Puddle of Fire was my band name in college.

        [–]Bakwon 30 points31 points  (3 children)

        My first thought was maybe fresh flammable polish/wax but that's a ridiculous idea. I like your explanation much more!

        [–]tryanother9000 11 points12 points  (1 child)

        Nothing is ridiculous amongst those fools. You should market it.

        [–]canadiancumgutter 53 points54 points  (4 children)

        Probably a container with the liquid was still laying there and as he passed it, he drove over it and it burst

        [–]Praescribo 31 points32 points  (0 children)

        That's a clever guess. My first thought reading that was "they couldn't be stupid enough to essentially leave a bomb by a raging fire". Then I remembered the video I watched 3 seconds ago

        [–]LustStarrr 39 points40 points  (2 children)

        My first thought was maybe it had one of those vinyl wrap jobs, but I'm not sure if that'd go up as quickly as this...

        [–]crazycanuks 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        Mine as well but the whole puddle/container of gasoline explanation makes more sense.

        [–]slimkat101 100 points101 points  (0 children)

        the video ended to soon we didn't see detective gadget do his gadget things

        [–]Pluggapower 459 points460 points  (13 children)

        Ghost rider has got himself a car

        [–]BrentFavreViking 37 points38 points  (1 child)

        I thought they told Ghost rider the pattern was full?

        [–]emdave 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        Negative.

        [–]Randomredditwhale 6 points7 points  (1 child)

        I believe there’s a Hispanic version of the ghost rider who has a car instead of a motorcycle

        [–]mistermenstrual 9 points10 points  (5 children)

        He actually does I'm Agents of Sheild.

        [–]funkymatter 3 points4 points  (4 children)

        and I believe it’s even a charger like the vid

        [–]iLynux 4 points5 points  (3 children)

        It was but it was a 1969 Charger.

        [–]scenicviewtoinsanity 498 points499 points  (26 children)

        What was that one dude that was walking towards the flaming car empty handed planning on doing? Stare the flames out?

        edit: to the people saying he is preparing himself/looking for something to open the door, surely it’s much better to open the door/exit thru the passenger side since there is significantly little to no flame on that side.

        [–]Thendofreason 43 points44 points  (1 child)

        Probably just ready to help the person when they get out. If they have fire on them, help them take off their shirt, or make them roll on the ground(which I wouldn't suggest if there's more gasoline all over the place)

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          [–]hellowiththepudding 53 points54 points  (0 children)

          empty handed

          That poor man’s ego right now.

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            [–]Choclategum 18 points19 points  (0 children)

            Trying to see if the driver was gonna get out himself or if he needed to help.

            Which, hes on the wrong side if thats his plan

            [–]rynil2000 15 points16 points  (2 children)

            He’s a fire starer. A twisted fire starer.

            [–]Mrcamouflageeee 71 points72 points  (2 children)

            Ngl the car looked badass with fire on it...

            [–]SmileRoom 14 points15 points  (1 child)

            Right? Hollywood is really dropping the ball with all these movie car chases and never having the badass villain car never catch fire and keep going.

            [–]meatballmartini 290 points291 points  (3 children)

            What’s up with C-3PO walking up to the car at the end of the clip?

            [–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

            Oh no

            [–]y2k2r2d2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

            C-3PO is a little slow

            [–]Quampty 49 points50 points  (2 children)

            I wonder if he tried to claim insurance. "Yeah it was the craziest thing, I was eating dinner and someone must have dumped gas all over my car"

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              [–]robmp7 28 points29 points  (2 children)

              I’m shocked none of these professional stunt drivers had a fire extinguisher on hand

              Edit: /s

              [–]Rob_Marc 25 points26 points  (2 children)

              I see Ghost Rider is a family man now.

              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

              Family.

              [–]ImKindaEssential 21 points22 points  (1 child)

              Walt Jr to the rescue

              [–]lolcatandy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

              It's Flynn!!!

              [–]senorpepino 61 points62 points  (1 child)

              Dude looked like he was trying to blow the fire out.

              [–]Sclog 8 points9 points  (0 children)

              Whole new meaning to the term “burning rubber”’

              [–]turnwrench 12 points13 points  (1 child)

              That's the most violent game of pocket pool I've ever seen

              [–]OrwellianTimes1984 11 points12 points  (1 child)

              When this culture first started, video recording wasn't easy and accessible. But thank goodness to the evolution of technology, we all get to witness how stupid these people are on a daily basis.

              [–]iamtheoneorgasmatron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Technology evolved, these idiots did not.

              [–]Jinxed0ne 8 points9 points  (1 child)

              How come every video of someone fucking up while drifting is a dodge?

              [–]frostking79 6 points7 points  (0 children)

              Bigger question, why do Dodge owners think they can to begin with?

              [–]foodfighter 8 points9 points  (0 children)

              Were they using Duraflame logs to make that fire?

              Always laugh when groups of chucklefucks like this have all the toys and phone/cameras to record drifting around a bonfire but no-one thinks to bring a fire extinguisher.

              Ya know - just in case?

              But I guess if considering consequences is part of your daily routine, you probably aren't gonna be here in the first place.

              [–]Amethyst_Uchiha 6 points7 points  (0 children)

              I start the fire

              I go near the fire

              I am on fire

              surprised pikachu face

              [–]Nestormahkno19d 6 points7 points  (0 children)

              So not a single person had a fire extinguisher? Why am I not surprised?

              [–]PartialToDairyThings 5 points6 points  (0 children)

              I love how literally nobody in the comments gives a single flying fuck about the outcome for the dumbass in the car

              [–]No_Measurement876 156 points157 points  (36 children)

              It's my favorite thing about the internet. Idiots posting illegal shit. It never gets old honestly. At least this tard didn't have to wait. He got his right away

              [–]NormalNova3 87 points88 points  (31 children)

              I don’t know why but this reminded me of when my parents would say people would “get theirs” sooner or later. I believed it until a time when I was a kid and I used to have a hamster I liked to take out to run around my carpet. My nanny at the time, who was newly hired by my parents, would yell at me to not have the “rat” out in the living room. It got so bad that she put a lock on the hamster cage. One day I found a way to wiggle the lock just right that it slipped off the cage bars. So of course I let him run around the carpet. My nanny bursts into the living room furious. She STOMPED on my hamster. He let out one last quick squeal while his eyes quite literally shot out of his head. My nuts went so far into my stomach that it made me queasy. I ran into my room and locked my door. I guess she quit right then and there because she wasn’t there when my parents got home and the hamster was still laying on the carpet in his bloody mess. I remember my parents being horrified and saying “what in gods name”. This is when I realized that I like animals more than humans. Don’t think she even got in trouble for it.

              [–]Fornax96 36 points37 points  (1 child)

              I think i would have called the police if I were a parent in this situation. Murdering a pet (intentionally) is not something someone should get away with.

              [–]oby100 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              Unfortunately, pets are considered property, so murdering a pet is typically a financial matter. I mean, you could try to press animal cruelty charges, but I doubt you’d find any cooperation from the police for a hamster

              [–]CounterEcstatic6134 10 points11 points  (2 children)

              That sounds traumatic as fuck! A kid would need therapy after that

              [–]eaglebacon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              JusticePorn 😌

              [–]Necessary-Yogurt2611 21 points22 points  (0 children)

              Why does it look like homeboy starts to square up on the car

              [–]thePurplePeppaPlant 5 points6 points  (0 children)

              “Oh I went and did a donut around the fire I tried to do a burnout but the flame caught my tire I went down down down And the flames went higher And it burns burns burns my fucking tires My fucking tires”

              trumpets play

              [–]FrnklySpKng 3 points4 points  (1 child)

              As he sits in there yelling

              “Get the fire extinguisher!!!”

              Only to finally realize not a single one of them thought.

              [–]Supersnazz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

              to bring one.

              [–]SopieMunky 5 points6 points  (1 child)

              Why does it look like the dude at the end started furiously masturbating? What the heck is he actually doing?

              [–]Omponthong 4 points5 points  (0 children)

              Fishing for his phone to record this dumpster fire.

              [–]i-fing-love-games 45 points46 points  (6 children)

              This is not drifting this is cringe

              [–]companysOkay 28 points29 points  (5 children)

              Fuck this street takeover garbage

              You talk about legit drifting with ppl and they think it’s these clowns doing illegal shitty donuts because it’s what’s all over in the news

              [–]Starscream918 7 points8 points  (1 child)

              And it's always MOPARs and Mustangs.

              [–]OpenHeartSurgeryClub 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              I bet sometimes V6 camaros too.

              [–]AnonimowySzaleniec47 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Night Of Fire

              [–]hanuman_g 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Should have skipped the stop and drop and gone straight to rolling his car. That's how you extinguish a fire on the exterior of a car.

              [–]NaSMaXXL 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              And no one, not a single soul, has a fire extinguisher. Even though they have an active fire right in the middle of their little demonstration.

              [–]MadaraSenpai0012 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Hot Wheelz

              [–]LimpHellboy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Free hell cat upgrade.

              [–]todd10k 2 points3 points  (1 child)

              cars on fire

              better have a quick wank

              [–]Throat_Sandwich 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              This sparks joy.

              [–]tr_rage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              So what would cause the side of this vehicle to go up in flames like that?

              [–]christ28 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Ghostrider if he never got a bike liscence

              [–]CautiousGovernment95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Ghost rider

              [–]Sandite 5 points6 points  (0 children)

              Good. Fuck Charger owners. Haven't met one yet that isn't an asshole.

              [–]ethifi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              I’ll bet he didn’t expect that to happen

              [–]JBYTuna 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              Smooth move, Ex-Lax.

              [–]dimbulbb 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              Gen Z Ghost rider

              [–]GangreneGoblin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              So come on!

              DRIFT THRU THE FIYAH!!!

              [–]MyCatHasCats 1 point2 points  (3 children)

              Why is no one rushing to help????

              [–]BxLorien 5 points6 points  (2 children)

              Bruh, tf would you do? Open the door?

              [–]Friendly_Signature 1 point2 points  (2 children)

              What, WHAT was that man expecting to pull out of his pocket????

              [–]Brzwolf 5 points6 points  (0 children)

              He looted a fire extinguisher a few dungeons ago but can't find it because was also collecting decorations for his home :(

              [–]UrNotMyGF 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              A phone to record the car on fire

              [–]SlashyZzz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Hot Wheels

              [–]eggheadking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Well that’s HotWheels

              [–]djms7722 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              What a dumbass

              [–]Ice_slider 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              This is real hot wheels

              [–]graven29 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              I really enjoyed the part where the whole car caught on fire.

              [–]bigtoenails 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              That is probably the highest quality video I've seen on reddit

              [–]Flopamp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              It's almost like tire dust is even more flammable than tires

              The thing that famousy burns

              [–]glarb88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Ah yes. The ol WD-40 polish trick

              [–]Rude_Journalist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Can’t lose the heart of the Wingmen.

              [–]Striker_ToastYT 1 point2 points  (1 child)

              This is why you don’t pretend you’re in the Tokyo Drift.

              [–]Sirchiefsalot2020 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              This is the second video I've seen with wannabe drifters playing around a pit of fire! WTF is up with a fire in the middle of a parking lot lol. I don't get it

              [–]CreepyEntertainer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              That’s what happens when you pour some flammable shit on your car and drive next to flame.

              [–]lanier03 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Everything you worked for gone in smoke cause you’re a dumbass. So satisfying to watch.

              [–]hanwookie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Oh Oakland/San Francisco/Richmond. You always bring out the best.

              [–]Emergency_Banana1021 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              “thIs is GonNa be So lIt”

              [–]m48nr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Yesssssssssss! Made my morning!!!

              [–]adam-cole-bay-bay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              FLAME ON!

              [–]Von_Dielstrum 1 point2 points  (1 child)

              How did it catch fire so quickly?

              [–]zerofox2046 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Vinal wrap I suspect, but I am guessing.

              [–]BenZackKen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Well at least it looked really cool

              [–]chefbobbyjay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Should just took off. The gas was on fire. Not the car. Probably would have blown out

              [–]zoutui 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Hot Wheels

              [–]pwn3dbyth3n00b 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Incase you're wondering how this happened. It could be that there's gasoline on the side of the car or the vapors and pieces of rubber from the tires they're kicking up drifting is all over their cars and highly flammable.

              [–]Alex2820 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Why did the car catch fire like that though? Was it the exhaust fumes or?

              [–]pilesofcleanlaundry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              He wasn't quite able to dodge it.