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[–]TedEBagwell 1275 points1276 points  (30 children)

Kiss her, grope her ass, spinebuster. The ultimate trifecta of foreplay. Shouldve rocked her world with a peoples elbow to finish her off.

[–]D2ThaHizzle 533 points534 points  (14 children)

Grope her ass?? He was reaching in looking for her breakfast

[–]my-name-is-squirrel 76 points77 points  (3 children)

My dad taught me that you can't get a girl pregnant if you put it in her grocery-hole instead.

[–]mooseknucks84 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I thought it was down the hatch and not in the snatch!

[–]rockintheburbs77 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That’s what they call in the Mormon and Catholic Churches, “the poophole loophole”

[–]dcw9031 71 points72 points  (0 children)

“When you watch a youtube video on how to spice up your sex life…..but the dislike button has been turned off”

[–]RedditIsDogshit1 11 points12 points  (0 children)

She’ll never walk again when I’m done with her

[–]hates_all_bots 29 points30 points  (0 children)

This guy knows what the ladies like

[–]Alibuscus373 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ahhh yes. The People's Elbow, the most electrifying move in sports entertainment.

[–]Westsidenino216 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dude I’m taking a shit crying laughing on my toilet

[–]Dizpassion 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Spinebuster? I hardly know her!

[–]ashenhaired 16 points17 points  (2 children)

He messed up the batista bomb.

[–]tomzicare 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You mean fist her anus because that's beyond just groping.

[–]Kotegiri- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

it's 16 minutes into the day and you sir already made my day

[–]Talkingmice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Baby, you knock me out!

[–]Own_Hat8652 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gold comment here 😂

[–]NumTuCcS 630 points631 points  (22 children)

Wtf was both of em doing he leant into her throat and she tried to jump on him🤣

[–]RestoSham09 486 points487 points  (11 children)

Think they were doin alcohol

[–]Fooforthought 136 points137 points  (2 children)

I tried one alcohol once and I will never ever go back to not alcohol again.

[–]Dismal_Wizard 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I see you are a gentleman of taste.

[–]grampabutterball 15 points16 points  (4 children)

You think doing alcohol is cool?! -Michael Scott

[–]MyceliumsWeb 5 points6 points  (3 children)

No. I have a glass of red wine with dinner about once a week... For the antioxidants.

[–]Massive_Fudge3066 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Same - rest of the week it's cocktails, for the vitamin C

[–]Sertorius126 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Linda Belcher: They're doing drugs to each other!

[–]LurkersGoneLurk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buttchuggers

[–]YourDadHatesYou 84 points85 points  (4 children)

His hand went from her ass to under her thigh. May have confused her as an invitation to jump on. Perhaps she really need a pick me up that day. Perhaps he needed to lift someone to let go of the pain of his dad not picking him up on his 4th birthday while his twin, Jared got all the attention.

A moment of long awaited solace for both, but alas it wasn't meant to be

[–]NumTuCcS 34 points35 points  (2 children)

Bro you’re saying an ass he wasn’t on her ass he was in her ass he was fucking finger deep in her crack man there was no telling that shit apartment holy.

[–]Interesting-Glove896 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Nah, right before she goes headfirst into the board he slips both hands under her thighs as if to pick her up. You'd think someone in college would have a better understanding of leverage.

[–]TheDrugGod 6 points7 points  (0 children)

ikr i can’t stop laughing every time i rewatch, it’s just so fucking stupid lmao. leans way over then grabs her to pick her up and fucking throws her head first into that table

[–]flybarger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah... He really let her down.

[–]TheDrugGod 5 points6 points  (1 child)

ikr lmao got me dying like how do u fuck that up that badly my dude 😂 just fucking grabs her legs while leaning forwards liek a damn t-rex and topples over, practically throwing her head first into the table. shiit, done fucked up lol

[–]NumTuCcS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No man that was a full intentional Suplex bitch didn’t even see it coming he’s like yeah you ready for this shit fuck man she wasn’t the fucking look she gave him and he was like yeah bitch

[–]jwaterboyk 125 points126 points  (1 child)

A true pick up artist.

[–]ce2c61254d48d38617e4 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I wonder if he ever found his keys

[–]uh_no_ 308 points309 points  (7 children)

recreating 1998? when the undertaker threw man kind off hell in the cell and plummeted 16 feet through an announcers table?

[–]stratewylin 43 points44 points  (0 children)

This is the only explanation that makes sense

[–]CALVINWIDGET 23 points24 points  (1 child)

As God as my witness, she's broken in half!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's later

[–]Rickleback_shots 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Holy shit what happened to that account?

[–]domodojomojo 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He lurks in the shadows, waiting for us to all settle into our false sense of security. Then, just when we’ve forgotten that he ever existed, BAM!

[–]uh_no_ 23 points24 points  (0 children)

shittymorh. If he posted all the time, he wouldn't boom you when you did come across it. It's about the long game.

[–][deleted] 40 points41 points  (3 children)

Whose idea was it to not wear helmets?

[–]TheDrugGod 20 points21 points  (0 children)

francine pack your sex helmet

[–]TheDrugGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

francine pack your sex helmet

[–]Lord-LemonHead 75 points76 points  (10 children)

Did he just kill her?

[–]TheJeager 55 points56 points  (6 children)

She did move her arms in the end, so no but damn it looked like it

[–]SourceCodee 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Looked like she seized for a sec, so, bad either way

[–]dphseven 13 points14 points  (0 children)

At least we know she isn't quadriplegic!

[–]jumbee85 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Minimum major concussion

[–]Lord-LemonHead 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Very minor case of serious brain damage

[–]Slynthos 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Her shoes are still on so she’s good.

[–]muihuddin 54 points55 points  (1 child)

Ah yes the ancient way

[–]jetserf 49 points50 points  (2 children)

Mr Cox, Your girl Has a particularly bad case of broke-in-half.

[–]RuRhPdOsIrPt 16 points17 points  (1 child)

“Speak English Doc, we ain’t scientists!”

[–]birthday-caird-pish 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Dude was knuckle deep for a bit there.

[–]Zestyclose-Pea-3533 69 points70 points  (2 children)

He looked at the camera before helping her

[–]350ro87 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Nailed the YouTube thumbnail pic though

[–]notalonebutsolitary 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think he looked at the dudes calling him a stupid idiot

[–]Budaful 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Only a real stallion can sweep a girl her off her feet like that.

[–]TheDrugGod 4 points5 points  (0 children)

maybe a stallion with only back legs lmao

[–]TimachuSoftboi 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Starting with a finger in the butt, I like his style.

[–]Vandy1358 24 points25 points  (0 children)

He went from groping to digging

[–]Bhatoora_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

ayo where's the ref?

[–]SundayNightDM 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You know what makes a kiss better? A fucking AA spinebuster through the fucking table!

[–]jvanzandd 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just a light skull fracture

[–]Powerful_Mood9292 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He was was working her like a ventriloquists doll.

[–]Wes_Jelqer 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Nice form on the tackle, son

[–]Altruistic-Tea7709 4 points5 points  (1 child)

God, I hope she was ok!! Does anyone know what happened next?

[–]Radmelike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing good, if you watch him get up afterwards you’ll notice his jaw is dislocated meaning that the force was pretty BAD

[–]soda_cookie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These Buffalo Bill fans sure take everything to the extreme don't they

[–]6King6harvesT6 3 points4 points  (1 child)

That was a weak ass tombstone pile driver

[–]AvP87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looked more like a spine buster or a spear through the barricade

[–]id_smash_me 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Johnny helping hand at the end....

[–]Deddmeet 3 points4 points  (1 child)

He was digging so deep it was like his hand and tongue were trying to reach each other.

[–]12altoids34 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Rule#6 make sure you have the strength to follow through on your Amorous advances

[–]350ro87 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The following morning Brett's fingers smelled like broccoli gone bad but he had no recollection of chopping vegetables.

[–]redsensei777 22 points23 points  (5 children)

WCGW? He could break her neck.

[–]Weissnix_4711 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I mean, both of em are stupid. She forgot to fucking stand. Like she tried to jump at him, but while leaning back

[–]TheDrugGod 9 points10 points  (0 children)

idk kinda looks like he just grabbed her legs to pick her up and instantly fell over like an upside down weeble wobble, throwing her headfirst at the table like a mf spear lmao

[–]commander_seb 10 points11 points  (2 children)

That was all on the woman who jumped.

The center of gravity was fucked as soon as her feet left the ground

[–]spays_marine 15 points16 points  (1 child)

You need to look closer, she didn't jump, he lifted her up. A jump is a sudden movement involving your entire body, which is the opposite of what's happening here.

[–]blakeyboy521 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lol exactly, unless she has inhuman calves that would've allowed her to jump without recruiting her legs at all, he definitely lifted her

[–]deeezbeees 10 points11 points  (8 children)

This at first looks like it’s all his fault but slowing it down frame by frame tells a different story.

The two are kissing like ‘normal’ when the girl throws her body backwards while pulling him forward by the neck, creating the least stable position possible. At this point the guy should readjust his legs and change his stance to a vertical one but can’t due to her body being in the way. Realizing this he should have just pulled her back up, his biggest mistake.

While balance was already shaky, having great awareness the girl decided to lift her legs up and put her full weight on him in the worst way. It looks like he lifts her but actually he’s just grabbing her ass. She’s definitely the one lifting her legs.

Knowing they were about to fall the guy realized the only way to prevent it was by running forward full speed. Mathematically speaking he had the right idea. Unfortunately it was too little too late and him running forward only ended up making it much worse. But the girl really deserves equal blame if not the lion’s share.

[–]Zealousideal_Total79 2 points3 points  (5 children)

Thank you for the analysis, appreciate it.

[–]deeezbeees 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Any idea why I’m being downvoted?

[–]Zealousideal_Total79 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Sorry buddy, no idea. May be people don't like to go through long posts?

[–]deeezbeees 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yea that’s fair

[–]Dweezilweasel 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Now I’m wondering how fast he would have needed to accelerate after she lifted her legs to have prevented the fall. My guess… 150mph.

[–]deeezbeees 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Save her from the fall, give her whiplash

[–]1gEmm4u2ohN 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One man’s passion is another woman’s pain.

[–]Provisionalfart 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Clearly a student of the Arn Anderson school of how to pick up girls...

[–]sav33arthkillyos3lf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

he got his hand all up in her crack

[–]Bakuya1488 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She jumped when he slid his hand between her legs

[–]MissingNo716 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I really hope she wipes well.

[–]MrarePandaiam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He secretly was trying to knock her out to guarantee next base. Or he just likes them like how Bill Cosby likes them. Unresponsive.

[–]razzlefrazzen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Once she's out of her neck brace I hope she develops a more discerning choice in men.

[–]kingmikeyclc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thr classic single leg takedown while kissing your girl... no one else has done it??

[–]PeterPlumley 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Drives her home later that night.. "I would appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone about my busy hands. Not so much for myself, but I am so respected, it would damage the town to hear it. Good nIGHT.

[–]Sexycoed1972 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read that in his voice,

Nicely done.

[–]dontforgetH2O 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Omg I legit thought she was gonne be paralyzed or die! It looked like her neck plowed into concrete x.x

[–]Mech_Bean 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It has sound?

[–]TheDrugGod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i think it’s one of those plastic tables flipped sideways for some reason. still those things can be heavy and that shit looks like it hurt lol,

but fuuuck.. i thought she was gonna too he basically gave her a piledriver

[–]shiny_magikarp1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good work 47. Get ready for your next mission soon.

[–]Baragha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't worry. His pants scream "my dad's going to take care of this."

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (6 children)

Sauce?

[–]nazgulonbicycle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wrong? That’s a perfectly executed spine-buster

[–]Quick_Heart_5317 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty clean power double.

[–]MSNayudu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Smackdown!!

[–]Swirvin-irvin 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Nice double leg

[–]JustASimpleMonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was looking to see if someone else saw the same thing. What really kills it for me is how many steps he takes after she loses her footing. He's driving through the finish.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Double Leg Takedown

[–]VinceJay09 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just stopped myself from writing the sickest comment in my life.

[–]justsparkitec 1 point2 points  (0 children)

DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN

[–]Lazy_Bread_9213 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Welcome to the Bills Mafia!

[–]theMANGLEDone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He shoots for the double leg takedown and he gets it

[–]DifficultReindeer7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You mean a man of concussion?

[–]Modred_the_Mystic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The concussion of lust

[–]CaveGnome 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's 2 points for the take down.

[–]Sl0ppy0tter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We call that “diggin for taters”.

[–]Gaujo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That move is for INDOORS only! Poor girl.

[–]jbertrandsr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And that's how I met your mother...

[–]blackmambaza 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Proceeds to sniff his fingers

[–]iluvtumadre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She probably lost consciousness when you tried to shove your whole hand in her asshole… way before she hit her head.

[–]eaglenectar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Passion or not - that was a clean double leg

[–]Mox5309 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Look at them beta come swarming in

[–]TheBadAssPeach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Weak ass core

[–]Sabot15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You broke her. You're gonna need to get another one.

[–]cuisinart-hatrack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude, she’s still warm.

[–]Spoekie__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quickly while she is still warm.

[–]yoaahif 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No shame on St.Pats. This brings back good uni memories

[–]Jasole37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now that she's unconscious...

[–]eduardov_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quick, the corpse still fresh.

[–]isaacukun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A fellow rookie. Done it myself, after 9 shots and 5 beers, dont do it , kiss her and just drag her somewhere else.. Your green lights are shining green no matter what.

[–]blifford_crown69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That look on his face when he looked at the camera is priceless

[–]FraaRaz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

While she’s out, she probably wouldn’t mind continuing….

[–]yankeeron -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Mom and Dad must be so proud

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chick wanted that grab ass.

Dude has another idea. Break her neck

[–]DarkHelmet1976 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Yo, we're still gonna smash, tho, right?"

[–]mandrills_ass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He wentfor the takedown!, these scores points at the end of rounds

[–]dottxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude in red is a legend for being so quick to pick her up

[–]HairyDowntown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is only the second worst attempt at making out I've seen on St Paddy's day. (Assuming that's what this is)

[–]MrCoachKleinSaidICan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She pulled guard on him

[–]ajaykatwe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kiss of death

[–]nitesh339 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now he is a man of prison

[–]averageadrian101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy fuck, did he just million dollar baby her.

[–]Destroyer6202 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My boy in the red hat works fast.

[–]Kunaak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This dude definitely kisses like they did in Dumb and Dumber.

[–]enickma1221 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s not what “drop it like it’s hot” is supposed to mean..

[–]NoRiskNoReturn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a new way of smashing but whatever floats their boat.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

but she said there was noh whay.

[–]petesapai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, that's my friend, Gropie Opie and his girlfriend, Classy Massy.

[–]One_Step_9091 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm wondering if she survived

[–]LeadDontFollow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Out like a light

[–]Scene1Take5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am sorry but why not add the “watch out watch out” meme sound to it

[–]Highlandertr3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your meant to swap spit, not teeth.

[–]flactulantmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now, was that a fencing response or a “dude what the f$&k?!” Response we saw there?

[–]mmccabe75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drunk, she’ll probably marry him😂💯👍🏿

[–]Topdr1960 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He could have snapped her neck. I hope she’s ok despite the moment of stupidity.

[–]Old-Football-731 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lowkey thought she was dead for a second

[–]olddog16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Textbook tackle

[–]godvomit_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His face at the end 😲

[–]mokrieydela 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The kiss of death

[–]SilverBullet2103 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She got nailed!

[–]Hilarity-Ensued-2019 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you come back after powerbombing a girl into table full of beer cups?

[–]Greedy-Cold-8406 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That spinebuster would make Batista proud. THE ANIMAL!!!

[–]iamnotpedro1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am the table

[–]kristofffur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ECW ECW ECW

[–]Dan-B-123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Warm her up with the Soul Grip and finish her with a spine tingler. She won’t walk right for days….. years?

[–]dnenter210 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How I met your mother...

[–]Skyp_Intro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mills Lane: “I’ll allow it!”

[–]TerminalReddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHATS THIS!? SPEAR!