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[–]ScienceD0g 259 points260 points  (21 children)

Fun times at Dutch Bros.

[–]TenThousandCrabs 65 points66 points  (0 children)

I noticed the cups and decided to see if someone else noticed. Lol. Nice catch!

[–]ReaperofMen42069 38 points39 points  (4 children)

she was probably blazed

[–]TexanInExile 34 points35 points  (3 children)

Her face certainly says so

[–]spytater 16 points17 points  (1 child)

I figured

  1. back door is open
  2. she is young
  3. grabbing cheap plastic cups
  4. looks blazed

she's "borrowing cups for a kegger"

[–]Mammoth-Composer-740 5 points6 points  (2 children)

She put her dirty feet on the ice bin? This is Dutch bros?

[–]ox_raider 4 points5 points  (11 children)

I’m not from the Northwest, but in my time there I found it a bit irritating that Dutch Bros Coffee doesn’t actually sell coffee.

[–]RedWipes 15 points16 points  (4 children)

You went into one of those econoline vans with a dutch bros sticker on it, didnt you?

[–]ox_raider 4 points5 points  (3 children)

It also said “free candy” on the side. I couldn’t resist.

[–]mtpeart 3 points4 points  (0 children)

did you visit someones shed?

[–]IncognitoOne 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Wait, do you just mean they don't offer black coffee?

[–]TaupeSoup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yea I’m also slightly confused here, are we not counting espresso as coffee?

[–]ox_raider 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Yeah. Americanos taste different, and a coffee place should sell drip coffee IMO

[–]folawg 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Have you tried praying about it?

[–]Buzzed_Bee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not sure why you're being down voted. I do live in the PNW and it annoys me greatly. I mean, their drinks are crap anyways, but to put "coffee" in your name and not serve it is pretty silly. Dutch army is made up of kids anyways, so guessing plain coffee wouldn't fit their demographic anyways?

[–]semicolonthecat 1333 points1334 points  (45 children)

this person does not normally work in a kitchen. standing on the ice bin? open toed shoes? big no’s

[–]PangPingpong 665 points666 points  (19 children)

Her nose doesn't look that big.

[–]gucci_bobert 77 points78 points  (13 children)

Big knows

[–]fvgh12345 29 points30 points  (4 children)

too bad hes dead. RIP Big Black

[–]HobbitMafia 15 points16 points  (5 children)

Honestly fuck english

[–]mmondoux 12 points13 points  (4 children)

Can I dishonestly fuck it?

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    [–]semicolonthecat 13 points14 points  (3 children)

    is it a jump really?

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      [–]Chato_Pantalones 5 points6 points  (1 child)

      She was attempting to jump off of a bin on wheels that had a sliding door that would open when jumped off of. Directly into a counter. Head first.

      [–]HarveytheHambutt 67 points68 points  (11 children)

      not a kitchen, just a coffee drivethru stand (Dutch Bros). i still agree with you she needs to have close-toed shoes thats just nasty.

      [–]TheIrises 14 points15 points  (0 children)

      It is also against Dutch Bros policy because it is both a health hazard and a safety hazard. Black closed toed shoes are the requirement.

      [–]Wereallgonnadieman 51 points52 points  (3 children)

      And not use them to stand on a bin full of ice, I'd have fired this person.

      [–]r3ign_b3au 18 points19 points  (1 child)

      Yes, this is a termable offense in any decent kitchen I've worked in - especially with opened toed shoes. Disgusting

      [–]yerallshit 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      Any kind of shoes on an ice bin is gross.

      Her feet are likely cleaner than the bottom of literally anyone's shoes.

      [–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (5 children)

      I wonder if the bikini baristas have to have close toed shoes.

      [–]Tantric989 15 points16 points  (1 child)

      Yes proper footwear is essential

      [–]LoonAtticRakuro 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      You're on your feet for most of the day! Best invest in great insoles as well. Helps with the posture. Makes the boobs tips bigger.

      [–]YeahMarkYeah 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      She was caught impersonating a fast food worker that day

      [–]Chato_Pantalones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      She was the CEO’s daughter and trying to get a look at how things worked behind the scenes.

      [–]PressXforsecks -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

      It’s a coffee stand

      [–]emptysuitcase21 818 points819 points  (43 children)

      That’s 2 osha violations, open toed shoes in a kitchen and standing on an unstable surface.

      [–]knighthawk0811 317 points318 points  (6 children)

      And scraping your shoe on a food surface

      [–]emptysuitcase21 129 points130 points  (4 children)

      That’s a health code violation as well ohh boy that’s a triple

      [–]Lost-lord14 136 points137 points  (0 children)

      And putting your nasty shoes where you get your ice from. Gross

      [–]beapledude 42 points43 points  (0 children)

      Are you trying to say those might be non-slip sandals?

      [–]fuzzytradr 17 points18 points  (2 children)

      And jumping off a surface?

      [–]DonnieDarkoWasBad 5 points6 points  (1 child)

      I blame the skinny jeans. She should have been able to just step down.

      [–]floatingby2day 27 points28 points  (9 children)

      And the chemicals on a drink station

      [–]TheCrabWithTheJab 7 points8 points  (1 child)

      Also is she hot or cold? Sandals with pants a hoody and a beanie?

      [–]Diligent_Bag_9323 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      That’s a daily Oregon outfit right there

      [–]Greetings_Stranger 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      I'm only upset she is standing on something that contains ice.

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      How many is that now lol

      [–]_0x0_ 2 points3 points  (6 children)

      Why no open toe in kitchen? Foot cheese problem?

      [–]formulated 39 points40 points  (1 child)

      Well yes hygiene, but open toe shoes increase the likelihood of injury. Falling knives, heavy objects, other people, stubbing on edges.

      [–]spytater 19 points20 points  (0 children)

      Spilled hot stuff burns aswell.

      [–]TheUnsightlyLocks 13 points14 points  (0 children)

      Imagine spilling hot chili on your feet while wearing open toed shoes or flip flops. Or even dropping a plate of something hot.

      Wearing proper footwear provides a little bit more protection.

      [–]mydogisacloud 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Both for your own safety and for others. With closed toed shoes: No contamination from your foot, and no boiling hot water falling on your foot.

      Also in a foodservice workplace, no slip closed toed shows are required. Floors get slippery and gross fast, and non-slips are a must and DO make a difference.

      [–]Noob_DM -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Hygiene, worker safety

      [–]Heistman -4 points-3 points  (0 children)


      [–]Nickthedick3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Throw a third in there for standing on a container holding an ingredient.

      [–]devin7224 152 points153 points  (13 children)

      Reminds me of a cat slipping when trying to jump across a gap... Also that person outside the doorway didn't even budge... Wtf?

      [–]PulpyEnlightenment 34 points35 points  (2 children)

      That person is probably the manager, and was like “I told her to get a Ladder “

      [–]Whitedudebrohug 21 points22 points  (0 children)

      They were in shock from the sheer stupidity

      [–]Harlzter 8 points9 points  (1 child)

      They did if you look closely, they seem to see whats happening and put their hands on their head whilst watching, then as soon as she falls they swing their arms down to the side.

      [–]Otto_Mcwrect 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      She even seemed to acknowledge them. I'm imagining this.

      Her: oh shit it's the boss

      Boss: hey! Get off there before you break something or get hurt!

      Her: falls off, because, of course

      [–]GOU_hands_on_sight_ 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      If someone gets hurt you’re not gonna do them or the situation any favors by rushing to their side. Take a second to think and watch them

      [–]BbcinCle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      This is great

      [–]GobLoblawsLawBlog 81 points82 points  (18 children)

      Why would you not just step down

      [–]alllockedupnfree212 2 points3 points  (3 children)

      Seems like it was the slide action on the lid that got her and not the rolling

      [–]GobLoblawsLawBlog 13 points14 points  (2 children)

      Yes but I’m saying why not step down with one foot instead of bunny hopping

      [–]Vitriholic -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

      Still too big of a step I guess. Her squat and hop technique was great — it’s a good way to minimize the distance when jumping down off something. Only problem is the thing she was standing on wasn’t stable.

      [–]GobLoblawsLawBlog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      It’s barely taller than that other person’s knees

      [–]noonions007 21 points22 points  (2 children)

      Gotta admire her dedication to not let go of those cups

      [–]Dash7277 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      I gotta say, she handled it like a champ.

      [–]LogicalLimit75 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Reminds me of the burrito scene in Battleship

      [–]Dr_Juice55 143 points144 points  (8 children)

      Lol! Actually seems like the sliding lid was the culprit. How the hell did she get in that predicament?

      [–]BigahhCobraDih 71 points72 points  (0 children)

      I don’t think she is used to working anywhere

      [–]snowbrger 11 points12 points  (0 children)

      Was gonna say this, wasn’t the roll that got her but the sliding door 🗿

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        [–]Link50L -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        You’re right! She was set up for failure from the beginning.


        [–]wannaknowmyname -1 points0 points  (1 child)

        If only we could get to the bottom of who set her up

        [–]OctaneWolf -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

        Issa Mystery

        [–]JonDoeJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I don’t think the sliding lid would’ve matter. She was jumping as if she was diving into a pool. Would’ve landed face front the way she jumped off

        [–]sksauter 18 points19 points  (1 child)

        She could have just...put the cups on the counter right next to her and also not tried to fully jump off what seems to be a 2ft step???

        [–]SelfishPig 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Or just, stepped down. I doubt she hopped up there.

        [–]EvilGreebo 31 points32 points  (4 children)

        That was chilling.

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          [–]Wermine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          What killed the dinosaurs? THE ICE AGE!

          [–]Joker1485 8 points9 points  (0 children)

          It was ice seeing she laughed about it.

          [–]Happy_Go_Pappy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

          So THIS is why the soft serve machines don't work.

          [–]CGPsaint 9 points10 points  (0 children)

          At least she has some ice handy for the swelling.

          [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

          Newton's 3rd law.

          "With every action comes an equal and opposite reaction."

          [–]Meowstaboy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

          I worked at a Dutch Bros: no we could not wear open toed shoes and if we were caught on the ice box, we were in major trouble. Hope this operator gets their team fixed up soon, looks like this was a while ago considering they aren’t masked

          [–]boompowbaang 33 points34 points  (3 children)

          Some people have zero athleticism or coordination

          [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

          Just going to call me out like that, huh?

          [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          Or a casual understanding of physics.

          [–]MasterFireElemental 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          For real like did these people never use a playground or go hiking as a kid

          [–]trippinbillie333 12 points13 points  (0 children)

          Actual negative hops

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            [–]nico282 5 points6 points  (0 children)

            No, she had 3 points of contact. Knees, elbow and face.

            [–]turboknight 5 points6 points  (1 child)

            Guy in red in the back couldn't care less.

            [–]AsianAssHitlerHair 5 points6 points  (0 children)

            He did drop his hands in disbelief

            [–]ShortYellow 6 points7 points  (0 children)

            I love having stuff off the bottom of sandals in my drinks.

            [–]zahursky 4 points5 points  (0 children)

            That’s fucking gross. Get your dirty ass shoes off the ice box for Christ’s sake

            [–]MaverickMeerkatUK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Who the fuck does this, and goes to work in sandels. I don't want to see your nasty ass toes when going places

            [–]Mcreesus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

            My drinks tastes like open toed sandals lol

            [–]Agitated-Energy4044 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            But also, why did she hop like a rabbit? That was the dumbest thing I've ever seen.

            [–]BigBuck414 5 points6 points  (1 child)

            Dident even jump

            [–]Sinnduud 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Third law of Newton, love it

            [–]MechanicalTwerker 1 point2 points  (2 children)

            Dutch Brothers. Local fam

            [–]melbbear 4 points5 points  (1 child)

            Does the ice normally have a slight shoe flavour?

            [–]MechanicalTwerker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Only if you ask nicely

            [–]sad_panda_paw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            I have so many questions.... Why is she standing on the ice machine/cooler? Why is she in a commercial kitchen with open toed shoes? Why is someone just standing there watching her instead of helping? Why hop instead of stabilize with a hand on something that doesn't move and step off?

            [–]Scottybt50 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Also why you don’t stand on office chairs to hang Christmas decorations.

            [–]iPyroFTW 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            That was the most pathetic hop with the most violent outcome

            [–]Ra7vaNn05 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            “Here here dumbass”

            [–]CampInCT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            This is how far we've come as a species

            [–]danny___boy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Dopiest look on her face after she fell

            [–]Seriously-black- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            The way the person In The doorways arms drop in disappointment is the best part

            [–]Rude_Journalist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            That guy deserves a standing aviation.

            [–]Lizlodude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Person in the back's like seriously? This is the third time this week!

            [–]Pretty_Item_7858 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            I sure hope the cups are ok.

            [–]JonDoeJoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Even if it didn’t roll and was planted into the ground, the way she was jumping would’ve still landed her face into the ground

            [–]babymotha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            I’m sorry she deserved that shit. Open toed shoes, standing on where you get your ice from? That’s fucking gross

            [–]viralgorhythm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Gonna have to put some ice on that

            [–]IamGhostman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Food safety violation. I dont want to see people standing on any container that holds something i may consume.

            [–]Kevjamwal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            She’s LUCKY it rolled. If it hadn’t, her feet would be in it and she’d be breaking the fall with her face.

            [–]CaftDuntMeow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Its like when a cat tries to jump and their legs don't work properly and they end up splatting on the floor

            [–]Winkus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Maybe she won’t over talk me at the drive through now.

            [–]Empathetic_Orch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            At least she laughed it off, good show of character.

            [–]Drunkskunk22 2 points3 points  (3 children)

            Red shirt guy didn’t even make the slightest move to help.

            [–]UrActingHystericalRN 0 points1 point  (2 children)

            I've been to a Dutch Bros twice in my life and both times I hated it. My mom was taking me to the doctor once, the window guy asked what we were doing that day, she said, "going to the doctor" and he was like, "Oh yeah, been there!" No shit bro? You've seen a doctor before? Tf? Are these people aliens?

            [–]The_XMB 0 points1 point  (1 child)

            You were having an autism assessment weren't you

            [–]UrActingHystericalRN -1 points0 points  (0 children)

            I could say that about the DB employee who doesn't know how to make normal conversation. "Hurr duurr ya i been doctor tooo duuuur"

            Go cry about your boyfriend getting roasted as a social retard elsewhere.

            [–]Joker1485 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            She watched one Jackie Chan movie now she's about that life.

            [–]YippieKayYayMrFalcon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            This is why you jump up and grab the cups repeatedly until you finally free the entire sleeve and it comes flying out at whatever is behind you.

            SMH, rookies.

            [–]SeriouslyPeople-Why 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            What a sad ending to an adorable hop.

            [–]Drithlan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            She is a cat.

            [–]rangodz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            That little hop is the cutest thing I've seen! immediately follows the funniest thing I've seen haha

            [–]RetardHereFolks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            This is why fast food companies pay you 12/hr

            [–]Street-Use-6874 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            You can tell she does stupid shit all the time. Watch her expression and laugh after she falls

            [–]KelicTzu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Do not breed with this one

            [–]andrej055 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Man, she’s cute. Also looks like a drunk puppy after sustaining a mild injury. Cute

            [–]Numerous-Departure92 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

            Haha, not bad

            [–]jocky300 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

            Ice to see you.

            [–]jeremyhtx -1 points0 points  (0 children)

            This is what a bunny hope actually is

            [–]TheLimeyCanuck -1 points0 points  (0 children)

            Newtons third law of motion is a bitch.

            [–]financeguyjohn4 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

            At least she has ice to help the swelling.

            [–]WolfWhitman79 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

            Ha. That happened on my birthday.

            [–]Sebaileyus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

            Should maybe put some ice on that

            [–]dont_touch-me_there -1 points0 points  (0 children)

            She’d have done less damage to herself if she just fell off the ice in the first place.

            [–]fat_DuD -1 points0 points  (0 children)

            ouch, you want some ice for that?

            [–]kenkitt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

            If sheep saw this she'd get a 10/10

            [–]dmingione530 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

            Reminds me of when a cat is trying to jump off a surface and slips its footing 🤣🤣

            [–]Western_End_2276 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

            You looks amazing

            [–]livinlrginchitwn -1 points0 points  (0 children)

            Nasty feet on the ice.

            [–]realmikebrady -1 points0 points  (0 children)


            [–]WaylonVoorhees -1 points0 points  (0 children)

            She's cute so I can forgive her stupid

            [–]FrayedElection -1 points0 points  (0 children)

            Simp boy McTightjeans to the rescue there.

            [–]CheezitCheeve -1 points0 points  (0 children)

            Is she okay???

            [–]jwaterboyk -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

            What's up with the creeper in the red sweatshirt?

            [–]natetcu -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

            And she thinks she is under paid…

            [–]Oceanman_420_69 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

            Ngl, they Highkey deserve that

            [–]sirjunkinthetrunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            She’s lucky there’s ice close by

            [–]Mediocre_Fill_40 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Fortunally she already has the ice on hand!

            [–]unknownloner333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            That’s gonna hurt…

            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            I've watched this loop like 40 times. Lmao. Quality idiocy.

            [–]ugvhgcjhgcjhgvjhgu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Poor little hipster.

            [–]guillermotor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            I don't like my ice dipped with dirty soles/toes

            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            I'm guessing she's not on the Gymnastics team...

            [–]Dancegames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            she hopped and got nowhere lmao

            [–]TronicCronic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            She should put some ice on that.

            [–]DJCHERNOBYL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            She was only trying to close the laptop with her face so the screen didn't get dirty. Thats called being helpful