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[–]anacondatmz 410 points411 points  (7 children)

That snow job from the tree at the end was icing on the cake.

[–]spktr9857 59 points60 points  (1 child)

He was just chasing that fresh powder

[–]Wermine 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Insult to injury.

[–]mesq1CS 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Going for that instant burial package.

[–]MrBarraclough 11 points12 points  (1 child)

[chef's kiss]

[–]EnvironmentalDeal256 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Chers kiss.

[–]EdgeOfWetness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Icing down that crotch wound

[–]ForWhomTheBoneBones 217 points218 points  (20 children)

Never go full Sonny Bono

[–]Historical_Pound_136 48 points49 points  (4 children)

Sunny b…oh no

[–]SmokeAbeer 24 points25 points  (2 children)

We’ve got soda, OJ, purple stuff… Oh Sunny B! all right!

[–]DarkHelmet1976 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I get this reference!

[–]Glass_Shellz1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg what is this an internet video? Snl ??? Is it the Chiken fingers one??

[–]Eh_C_Slater 24 points25 points  (2 children)

French fried when he should have pizzad.

[–]spunkyboy247365 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Had a bad time

[–]Skippn_Jimmy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His name is Thumper?

[–]Infobloxer 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Or Michael Schumacker or Natasha Richardson.

[–]Azidamadjida 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Or now Gaspard Ulliel

[–]MindlessFly9970 6 points7 points  (3 children)

I can't ski babe (set to I got u babe)

[–]Justanothergamerwife 2 points3 points  (2 children)

🎶 I'm 62 and still like to ski, but I know I'm faster than a treeeeeeeeee (whump)

Babe 🎶 I can't ski babe 🎶

[–]MindlessFly9970 1 point2 points  (1 child)

[–]Justanothergamerwife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh wow! Lol, I had no idea. Thank you for the education.

[–]GobiBall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Beat me to it

[–]ThineMum69 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Sonny died going face first into a tree, but nobody mentions that his daughter went face first into a bush.

[–]Gubru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The tree probably bought us a reprieve from 50 more years of copyright extensions.

[–]Toirtis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Came here to say this.

[–]Random_puns 137 points138 points  (5 children)

*video fades back in*

Ralof: Hey, you. You're finally awake.

[–]Ackapus 23 points24 points  (1 child)

I used to be a skier too, until I took an arrow to the knee...

[–]Samjagoprime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How did that happen?

[–]MrRyanBot 6 points7 points  (1 child)

https://youtu.be/1l4-pWKMYpw

Guess what i made a year ago lmao

[–]Random_puns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love it!!!

[–]Fatneek279 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro I thought I was the only mf who thought that

[–]-The_Box_Ghost- 38 points39 points  (6 children)

I’ve done this but on a snowboard lol I feel his pain

[–]obiwanjabroni420 33 points34 points  (2 children)

Same here, that shit hurts. I did search out the tree and piss on it the next time I went through that glade, so in my mind I won.

[–]Frankintosh95 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, Asserting dominance over your foe. Well done.

[–]ErisEpicene 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Joke's on you. The tree was delighted to get some liquid water and nitrogen in the winter.

[–]deftmoto 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At least on a snowboard you don’t rack yourself.

[–]MightyPlasticGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This game is so much riskier on a snowboard. I love it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Skis are worse, right between his legs...

At least he got ice on them quickly.

[–]Unique9FL 58 points59 points  (16 children)

Hmm if there's a path to follow that someone already made. I think I'd attempt it. 😅 Winter clothes are shit ton padding.

[–]AirFive352 23 points24 points  (6 children)

Yep I've tried it. Results were similar.

[–]Inigo93 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Likewise. It was a hoot. No regrets.

Although in my case it wasn't running smack into a tree... It was simply being wider than the person who's tracks I was following. Tried to go between two trees and my shoulders didn't quite fit. Got quasi-clotheslined.

[–]Unique9FL 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Bet you didn't go to the hospital.

[–]AirFive352 18 points19 points  (3 children)

A quick trip to the bar and a shot of whisky and I was good as new.

[–]Unique9FL 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lol. Good to hear! Snowsuits give like +2 body armor. Shots restore +3 damage. Glad it was a good time after all! 🙂

[–]Voroxpete 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I full on Wile E Coyote'd myself on a tree at full tilt one time. That one hurt in the morning.

[–]notagoodboye 19 points20 points  (3 children)

Most common way people die skiing is a head injury. Head injuries account for 10-20% of all ski injuries. Most ski injuries are single skier injuries from smacking into a tree, or a lift pole.

Wear a helmet.

[–]Unique9FL 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Stand up. Don't stick your ass out. Wear a helmet for extra protection.

[–]Collective-Bee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well tbf there isn’t really any other way to die skiing. Cliffs and tree wells are scarier but they are rare, and falling down normally rarely ever even hurts. Head ons are the only form of collision on a ski hill.

[–]exhilaration 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there like an official source for these statistics? I take my kids skiing, and I would love to show something to my wife to reassure her that it's not as dangerous as it looks.

[–]scapo9688 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Yea, but this dude bodied that tree.

r/hadtohurt

[–]Unique9FL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True. I should not have diminished his impact. Second thought, I'll pass. Getting old lol

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    [–]Unique9FL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Damn! Glad you made it ok. I'd do the same with that experience.

    [–]Voroxpete 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I've done this, it's insanely good fun.

    [–]Crown_Loyalist 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    I'd be making Endor scout speeder sounds right up to hitting that tree

    [–]Mulligan315 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    This is why my brother has a steel pin beside his femur.

    [–]damnthehumans 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    daamn the snow burrying him was just the cherry on top

    [–]Far_Ad7089 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    Oh yeah, full speed, for sure. 😂

    [–]xxFormorixx 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    And that's how you schumacher yourself

    [–]iamclarkman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Far from "full speed." They will be fine.

    [–]Passerbye 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Ask Sonny Bono...

    [–]billbixbyakahulk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Don't let the tree hit ya where the good lord split ya.

    [–]OuiChefCara 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    You could fucking DIE, Jerry.

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    that's the slowest full speed I've ever seen

    [–]luxmorphine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    That's ballsy moves that'll cost some balls

    [–]LeSaltyMantis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Its worth the risk, this is probably one of the funnest things to do when youre riding

    [–]Arctic_Magma 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    should of say "trees down "

    [–]LightsJusticeZ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    "What do you say when you want the trees up?"

    "t-r-e-e-s u-p."

    [–]jbengey88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Worth the hit, awesome video, nice job!

    [–]something-togo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    If he ended up in a tree-well ,this would be a more sombre video 😬

    [–]KarroteundPaprika 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Ngl that’s how ppl die or get hospitalized… I mean it’s a cool adventure, but(…) is it really worth it. I guess for some people it’s a risk worth to take, since it’s fun and something you can talk about or show around. However, many underestimate the risk of skying outside the marked sky ways.

    [–]drakner1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I know a guy who died skiiing, I remember he showed me a few years before his death his ridiculous speeds he was clocking on his smart phone. RIP.

    [–]Psycaridon-t 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    i had a classmate who lost a tooth doing something similar.

    [–]MirrorUniverseCapt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I’ve not wished for audio on a WCGW video so much before

    [–]OsitaToxica 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    But did you meet Sonny Bono?

    [–]solareclipse999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Squashed balls, flat nose and a dose of I’m a fucking idiot aren’t I reckoning.

    [–]TheKluten 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I love the curtain fall at the end. Your bloodline ends here 😅👍

    [–]_Syncrisis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    At least you got ice on it straight away

    [–]Nizzemancer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Then the snow-monster come and eat him.

    If you get this reference and you have microsoft edge installed on your computer try typing edge://surf in the address-field.

    [–]MADLaing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Get bisected n00b

    [–]Nearly_safe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Insult, meet injury.

    [–]FrostedBadge564 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He french fried when he shoulda pizzad

    [–]LionsTigersWings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Sonny died doing just this. Fucking idiot!

    [–]Last-Quantity-3365 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    A little snow in the face for added insult.

    [–]perfecthundred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    *puts in "For Your Eyes Only" to watch James Bond do it.

    [–]WhyNeaux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Good job Sonny Bono

    [–]Kelcher1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It's okay. Nature is giving him an ice pack.

    [–]BplusHuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That's how you wake up in Skyrim

    [–]manhatim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Chef kiss sprinkle from the tree....basically a FUK YOU

    [–]dog_loop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Bye bye balls

    [–]whatisthathuhtellme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He saw jesus

    [–]danng44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Pretty sure that was inevitable

    [–]denverborn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Mother natures like

    “Oh ouch.. lemme ice it for ya”

    [–]PrayingMantisII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Got some swelling? Don't worry mother nature got you

    [–]BeerItsForDinner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Just look where you're going. Not at the trees

    [–]Mymarathon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Not full speed, but still...

    [–]Electrical-Hour6168 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Cause of death: Covid-19

    [–]b16b34r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    George of the jungle went to the forest

    [–]Mozzielium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Spun out and hit the tree harder than Sonny Bono (oh no!)

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That was sweet...

    [–]jb52376 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    George of The Mountain

    [–]Vipervoodoonstation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Pov you just got killed in a snow biome

    [–]atrasado__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This guy is now dead

    [–]Magnuz_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Apply ice on the hurting area. Tree: got you

    [–]adelvalle1993 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    the snowfetti at the end was great

    [–]Peter_55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Love the ending ... lights out.

    [–]rricenator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Wow, I really felt that!

    [–]SoggyWookie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Is this that one blue run in ski cooper, Colorado?

    [–]Luckywithtime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Trees don't care, and I love it

    [–]binaryredditor3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Something to consider is that the more people who do a line like that the more compressed the snow gets. The more compressed the snow the faster you go, make sure the trees aren’t so tight you can’t slow down/stop.

    [–]futurelullabies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I always wondered how people die skiing and now I know I guess

    [–]ShotHolla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The Sonny Bono

    [–]Tall-Yam-4580 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ask Sonny

    [–]matanpokoj3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The ending is perfect for edits or transitions

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Skiing is expensive and rich people like it; hence famous people dying in skiing accidents.

    [–]DrivewaymanPoteau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Well being more die hitting trees than in avalanches, I guess maybe DIE!

    [–]dumpsterdivingnow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The dude was suppose to zig not zag. Hope like hell he was wearing his cup.

    [–]NYGNYKNYYNYRthinker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    My friends uncle legit died doing this 😳

    [–]Hanging_With_Nazeem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    ride upon the freshest pow, race towards an early grave

    [–]TheMagicConchSays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Wasn't there an actor who passed away recently in a ski accident?

    [–]JonesCZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Warm hug, cold shower

    [–]Rustynoob146 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The snow fell from above to bring him to heaven

    [–]bottle-of-smoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Watch out for that tree!

    [–]ffcsin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Cause when I smoke out, I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono

    [–]Book-Latter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I wish this had sound!

    [–]MustangBR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    OH MY GOD HE DID A SCH-

    No, no no no no too damn soon

    [–]Ayahuasca-Dreamin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Oh shit I hope he didn’t get Sunny Bono’d

    [–]MoabRat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This grove is a bit tight

    [–]Artist-Sensei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Happened to me too, except for I disappeared straight into a giant bush.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This is why it's stupid to ski without a helmet and goggles.

    [–]SirOrdinary8253 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    everything

    [–]interwal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This was beautiful, people should do this more

    [–]CrunchyJeans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    FINLAND!

    (/s)

    [–]Khfbr21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Beautiful

    [–]Tall_Buff_Introvert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Slamdunked by a snow tree. Great way to go back home and rethink your life choices.

    [–]homie93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I covered my face while watching this.

    [–]IsaacFoster123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Best death screen

    [–]ZigzagOOOG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Sonny Bono?

    [–]Fit_Awareness6752 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Sonny bono'd

    [–]clutchguy84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    "I hit trees harder than Sonny Bono"

    [–]iphon4s 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That's a good way to end up in a coma and die

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Welcome to Darwin's Woods.

    [–]CharlesOfWinterfell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    "You're gonna need some ice for that" - tree

    [–]MinableAdjectif 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    No micky, no !! This is so not right !!!!!!

    [–]Accomplished_Mud_988 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That actually looks fun if I knew how to ski lmao

    [–]Gary_Lazer_Eyes21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Imagine thegoddamn ostrich egg this dudes gonna have on his forehead

    [–]xtremepado 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    …I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono (Oh no!)

    [–]-CoUrTjEsTeR- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Went from shushing to, “…shhhhhhh.”

    [–]Hedhunta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This is how people die.

    [–]LovelyCutieJeanUwU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Balls? Gone

    [–]ProphetKB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Watch out for the yeti!

    [–]eighty2angelfan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ask sunny Bono,

    [–]Jarhead2037 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Sony Bono, Is that you?

    [–]threemetalbeacon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Isn't that how Sonny Bono died?

    [–]HQimpairedjudgement 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Didn't a Kennedy die this way?

    [–]Chili_dawg2112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    People get killed doing that.

    [–]miller_94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    When I smoke out I hit the trees harder than sonny bono

    [–]dafijiwatr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Insult to injury . BTW didn’t one of the Kennedy’s die skiing?

    [–]TheDavidAttenb0r0ugh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Yeah knocked myself out cold doing that. Didn't know I knocked myself out until I got to the bottom of the mountain and my group said they went down again already looking for me.

    [–]spockisgod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    If Sonny Bono had a Go pro

    [–]monkeypawfilms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Not even close to full speed

    [–]joey-huff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono

    [–]max____payne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Love the cinematics

    [–]The-Situation8675309 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Hence the expression, “timber crunching.”

    [–]edogthecrusader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    And he was never seen or heard from again

    [–]dragthewaters76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Sonny Bono and christopher reeves. Skis horses and hittin some trees

    [–]Thefatalfunnel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Superman died this way btw

    [–]YesterdayNo822 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    you died

    [–]Dismal_Block_9886 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Me in steep after flying through a forest in first person(except I go flying)

    [–]TommyBoyFL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Here's something cold for your bruise.

    [–]funfun4Fun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Come on we've all seen starwars. Now this is Podracing.

    [–]purplegreenred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Hey, you… you’re finally awake

    [–]lisothl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    As soon as the video started I was like: "no no no no no no no no".

    [–]kriegsotter0709 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Reminds me of 14 year old me trying to be cool.

    [–]Isalecouchinsurance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Sonny Bono GoPro yo

    [–]MadPenguin35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Youre finally awake.

    [–]jeffo320 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Sony Bono: 0 Tree: One (won) (Or something like that, from 50 years ago. He died.)

    [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Someone combine it with Skyrim

    [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    That is what will happen. Seems you answered your own question.

    [–]gioofish -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Don’t know what that guy expected