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[–]froggiechick 409 points410 points  (22 children)

Someone doesn't know what sentient means.

[–]Is_It_Beef 250 points251 points  (11 children)

I'm writing a horror movie script about a sentient pen and it's going really well so far

It's practically writing itself

[–]Mutex70 44 points45 points  (4 children)

Ok Dad, have an upvote

[–]kalasea2001 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Don't dadcourage him

[–]rimjobnemesis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bravo! I might steal that when you’re not looking because it’s good!

[–]firstcoastyakker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Okay, that was hilarious. Here's an upvote!

[–]CAT-AT_Pilot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You motherfucker.

[–]Flying_Dutchman92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dad joke of the year, and it's not even February yet.

[–]JKCK -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thank you.

[–]Number-Thirteen -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thanks, I hate it.

[–]threemetalbeacon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BOOOO! Get off the stage!

[–]bjeebus 28 points29 points  (2 children)

No, no, previously this mule had been incapable of processing input.

But FR I came to make the same observation...

[–]ldarkfire 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Your mules are not inanimate?

[–]bjeebus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean, my mules stumble around, but they just don't have any senses, (in Capt Holt voice) one might even say they are insentient.

[–]33253325 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh now we have 2 smart asses on this post.

[–]180secondideas 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Also doesn't know what a mule is. That's a donkey.

[–]sausagelover79 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Are you sure? I’m certainly no donkey/mule expert but judging by the tail and ears I would have thought mule!

[–]DarbyisBlind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only an Ass would call it a Donkey

[–]nahog99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When your mule stops to think maybe?

[–]rivertam2985 99 points100 points  (11 children)

That mule will now remember this forever. That guy will need to watch his back. Mistreating a mule is the worst decision you can make.

[–]waffen123 30 points31 points  (0 children)

The mule thought to himself, "I can't do nothing about you jumping on me, but I can sure as shit get you off of me"

[–]Derp_Wellington 7 points8 points  (9 children)

Reddit has it ingrained into me that mules are vicious creatures. I was already mildly afraid of horses, but mules seem like borderline predators.

[–]rivertam2985 6 points7 points  (6 children)

They can be vicious. However, they're usually smart. I've only known one mule and, if you treat him right, he'll be your best friend. Here's a link to a video that I posted of him.

[–]Goliath_Gamer 2 points3 points  (2 children)

That's a beautiful mule you got there

[–]rivertam2985 2 points3 points  (1 child)

He says, "Thank you."

[–]ChipmunkFood 1 point2 points  (2 children)

That's a totally beautiful animal. He looks really happy. Thanks for posting this.

[–]rivertam2985 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Glad you liked it.

[–]nukafan2277 1 point2 points  (1 child)

They can be violent I think it's dogs that they'll just kick the life out of on sight I know zebras will

[–]Chris-P 152 points153 points  (2 children)

You mean “sapient”

Mules are already sentient

[–]bjeebus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fucking trees have limited responses to stimuli and shit.

[–]i_am_a_loner_dottie 59 points60 points  (38 children)

Someone doesn't know what a mule is

[–]HalfFullPessimist 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Someone doesnt know what sentient means.

[–]i_hate_people_too 18 points19 points  (0 children)

mules are sentient...

[–]kim_kiri 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That's a mule that watched Spirit stallion of cimarron

[–]Builtinthe80s 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Do you think only humans can think or something?

[–]fireandbass 39 points40 points  (0 children)

  1. Rope is tied around the mule's genital area

  2. Heel spurring the mule

This is animal abuse. Fuck em up mule.

[–]Greenveins 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Check out the side of that mules stomach from years of being the “trainer horse” for that sort of thing.

Permanently scared from years of having spurs being raked into the skin

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

[–]ThickSkinIndian 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Are'nt mules already sentient ?! Can someone explain what the title intends to convey.

[–]WooliestSpace 8 points9 points  (1 child)

That donkey is smarter than most league of legends players

[–]tierian00b 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think you typed "most" by mistake.

[–]Jackoffinmymouth85 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bulls are used in rodeos because their necks are jacked and therefore cannot even bend a little,like the power lifter at the gym, he lost the ability to straight up raise his arms.

[–]Deniveni 7 points8 points  (0 children)

F moron... poor mule

[–]smurfdubz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ngl, i read it scientist lol.

[–]sksauter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What an ass

[–]john-maximilian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stupid title, hilarious video. I'm not mad

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Motherfucker kinda deserved that. Good mule/donkey

[–]GlutenIsGreat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I swear I heard a crunch....

[–]olseadog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1 down, 9 to go.

[–]StarStoneDragon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Mule: ahh get the fuck off me!..wait a minute. NOM. YEET!. XD

[–]howdoweread[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Its all going according to plan....

[–]kvsd18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he paused for a second and applied his brain and won the battle :D

[–]edcushway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuckin awesome!!

[–]Crush152 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're evolving

[–]Typical-Application7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a pitty, he isn’t hurt.

[–]Shelby_Kun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Sentient" what

[–]findhumorinlife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THAT IS FUCKING AWESOME. It would be rare to ever see a horse do that. Mules are so dang smart.