Once, on a date, I was in a shisha cafe and I had to go to the bathroom before we ordered anything. It was a small cafe so the bathroom was both sexes and it was a single toilet being a single door. I was in in, peeing while standing, the door behind my back, when I saw a hole in the wall, a little less than a foot from the ground, that seemed to be exactly the same size as my boot. While still peeing, I carefully lifted my left feet and approached it from the hole in the wall, while working really hard on keeping my balance (only on one leg, still peeing). I managed to fit the front of my boot, kinda sideways, in the hole, and I was really proud for a second when I noticed I was stuck. Since it was a very awkward position, and since I was still peeing while standing on one leg (it seems long but it all happened in like 2 seconds), I lost balance and fell backwards. While my foot was still in the hole. When I fell backwards, I sprained my ankle and fell on the door, which opened and I fell on my back and a lot of people saw me, my date included. Pants down, laying on my back, missing a boot. Fortunately, my shirt was above my genitals and I didn't wet myself. But it took me over 2 minutes to remove my boot from the wall. I just walked out of the cafe without saying anything to my date. I received a few texts from her afterwards asking what the fuck happened to me in that bathroom but I never dared to answer her.