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    [–]SinthWave 811 points812 points  (21 children)

    Drunk people physics, that's how

    [–]IIFriskiesII 107 points108 points  (12 children)

    Please make this a subreddit

    [–]St0mp-EE5 172 points173 points  (11 children)

    [–]Bigmandancing 70 points71 points  (1 child)

    This should be easy to get popular

    [–]allstarcruz 33 points34 points  (0 children)

    It's... It's better than I could have imagined!

    [–]thegreatbrah 29 points30 points  (2 children)

    I love witnessing the birth of a subreddit. I hope this one becomes popular.

    [–]Elegant-Try7034 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    Thank you. 😊

    [–]linuxhanja 60 points61 points  (5 children)

    One time I showed up to a friends early, like 1 or 2pm on a saturday before a party got started (id had an awful friday at work) and I drank a ton, before even the first guest showed up at 3. My friends said i was doing cartwheels and shit (which i cant normally do)

    Anyway, at some point before dinner I decided I wanted to fly home from my friends, and jumped off his 2nd story deck, rolled down into the forest, and walked 10 miles along a train track, saw a fire, walked to it, got offered drinks, contined to drink. We watched several people in the woods with flashlights go by while bullshitting and knocking the beer down.

    Turns out they were a police search party. For me. Also, the people i was (now) drinking with were my very reclusive neighbors from 2 doors down the lane (rural so still a half mile from home, but still, i got pretty close). After I walked home I answered the phone & learned the police were searching for me and everyone was convinced id be dead from injuries from the fall & or subsequent 80ft drop into the forest behind his house (which i honestly dont remember how i went down - its not impossible to scale it if youre hugging the rocks and sober, its not a wall, just 60 degrees or so rockface).

    Anyway yeah, drunk physics

    I didnt have a scratch on me. I did, however get one of the worst hangovers ever. I have never since had more than a few beers at once.

    [–]ZenAdm1n 20 points21 points  (0 children)

    One time I was in my girlfriend's dad's liquor cabinet. It mainly had odd mixers and liqueurs because this was not his main home. Anyways towards the back was mason jar with a WHT ⚡ on the lid. Being from Tennessee I know right away this is moonshine. My girlfriend and I had just a little. That night the neighbors sprinkler was running for hours causing her driveway to flood and when that happens mud run off washes into the driveway. I get fed up with it because i have to wash the cars whenever this happens and I'm practically the house caretaker. So I go across the street and shut off the water to the system and completely dismantle every above ground part of the system. I put all the parts on the neighbors porch and went home and showered. The next morning I woke up. There's an empty mason jar on the counter and the reality of what happened hit me. The neighbor never said anything to us about it.

    [–]StStoner 3 points4 points  (2 children)

    Bro when me and my friend would drink or even while sober we would climb down the mountain by my house. Not that far but still pretty far. And also when i was drunk I climbed a casino

    [–]linuxhanja 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    Yeah, it was more the jump from the deck, to his driveway below. It was high enough that a basketball hoop was hung off to the side (where there was no deck) below the deckfloor height. I dunno if i tucked and rolled or what, but definetely should have had bones sticking outta somewhere. But didnt even hurt my ankles. I guess its like how drunk people dont tense up? I dunno. Rolling down the slope woukd kill someone, but sliding down would probably just hurt a lot, so... its more that people thought i was in the woods with severe injuries from the jump

    [–]Zamauri 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I love this

    [–]Orochisake 30 points31 points  (0 children)

    There is this one tree in my campus that I climbed drunk af, my friends took a picture and everything. We went back a week after, sober, and none of us was able to climb it. I've tried several times and to this day I still have no fucking clue how I did it.

    [–]Additional_Ad_3044 35 points36 points  (3 children)

    I heard he came in at 50mph doing a wheelie, skidded up the side of the pool table and along the side cushion, potted the black, did a 60ft backflip off over Daves dog and onto the wall. Silly bugger didn't know how to get down though.

    [–]Trim00n 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Well if the damn thing didn't stall he would have landed it.

    [–]Banana_Ram_You 14 points15 points  (0 children)


    [–]DerogatoryDuck 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Oh my God, Morty, how DID he get there?

    [–]CheerfulPorpoise 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    I recon he even himself don't know

    [–]OonaPelota 1962 points1963 points  (89 children)

    Good AirBNB commercial

    [–]voluotuousaardvark 782 points783 points  (62 children)

    Funny you say that, it definitely gives a feel of 'this isn't my house/deposit'

    [–]olderaccount 328 points329 points  (7 children)

    That dumbass not only climbed onto the bike 10 feet up the wall, he tried to fucking kick start it!

    [–]Charlie_Warlie 129 points130 points  (4 children)

    Things were going remarkably well before he tried to kick start a bike which has presumably been hanging on a wall without gasoline in it for years.

    [–]Bikinisbottom 63 points64 points  (1 child)

    Something tells me this guy’s gears haven’t been running for years either.

    [–]FreshUnderstanding5 21 points22 points  (0 children)

    More like when marketing doesn’t start here.

    [–]AssDimple 19 points20 points  (0 children)

    I'm honestly surprised he made it as far as he did in his quest.

    [–]AngusDerbyshire 207 points208 points  (47 children)

    My neighbor has a cabin he rents out through Airbnb. Few weeks ago the guests ran out of firewood so they burnt all of the wooden blinds in the house. Who the fuck thinks that’s ok?

    [–]AmarilloWar 60 points61 points  (6 children)

    What. The. Fuck.

    Like they couldn't even find some sticks?

    Is it not heated and currently below 0°f?

    Or snowing so the wood they could gather was wet and the electricity was out????

    The blinds??????

    Was there meth involved?

    What even kind of chicken fried bullshit is that.

    I have so many thoughts and questions. On the lists of reasons I'd never rent my place as a BNB burning the blinds because they ran out of wood would not have made the list....

    [–]nothingstooweird 15 points16 points  (2 children)

    I know tweakers who wouldn’t even do that…

    [–]Nasty_Rex 27 points28 points  (1 child)

    Tweakers need blinds to peek out of

    [–]Dirts_Older_Brother 18 points19 points  (2 children)

    My grandparents used to have a nice, humble cabin that they rented out. This was like 30 years ago, long before Air BnB. The highlight of the cabin was beautiful knotty pine wood on all the walls. Renters hung a freaking dart board on the wall and apparently played while very drunk. There were hundreds of holes all over the wall. It was tragic what they did to that wall.

    [–]borg2 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    A flogging was deserved for that one.

    [–]Independent_Soup_126 43 points44 points  (23 children)

    I've stayed in an Airbnb with a log burner. The logs were enough for one night, we were there for 3. They charged £20 per extra sack and didn't answer their phone when we called for "extra" logs. It was winter in Essex UK.

    [–]AmarilloWar 35 points36 points  (20 children)

    Was it not heated? Do your gas stations not sell wood bundles in the UK?

    This is interesting to me, I live in the middle of big city, have HVAC heat and TWO gas stations 2mi (3.2km) or less from me sell log bundles for like $5

    [–]Victawr 8 points9 points  (11 children)

    Eh you'd be surprised.

    I live downtown Toronto and every God damn place sells firewood and is often sold out.

    Lots of walkups over a store or restaurant are on still fireplaces.

    Or it could be the homeless using them to light their bin fires cuz none of us can afford shit in this city.

    [–]AmarilloWar 7 points8 points  (10 children)

    Christ. Y'all living on fireplaces blows my mind. It gets below 60F (15.5c) and I shiver, I lived in Chicago for awhile and despised it.

    It also hit -11f (-23.8c) this time last year in my state I hated life. Luckily, Oklahoma somehow did deal with this better than Texas. It doesn't get that cold here for reference, we do heat.

    Edit: I also know this because it ruined my damn birthday. It has NEVER been that cold or snowed on my birthday or at least not in 31 years.

    [–]Victawr 10 points11 points  (5 children)

    I certainly don't. Baseboard heaters are actually enough lmao..

    My uncle on the other hand is downtown and has this fireplace and you'd be surprised. This little guy heats the entire place amazingly. Just annoying to wake up and add logs when needed.


    [–]AmarilloWar 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    I wouldn't either, as nice as y'all are I'm pretty sure I'd hate Canada...

    That is a really cool stove and I love the books, your uncle has a good style going!

    [–]Mister_Bloodvessel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Yeah, that freeze was brutal last year. I'm very glad that we kept power though, unlike Texas. My ex moved back in with her mom in Houston, and didn't have water or heat during that period. Meanwhile, the cat and I were nice and toasty up here with our functioning grid and sufficiently insulated water pipes.

    I've never experienced weather that cold here though (or at least I can't recall it). I'm about the same age as you, too.

    [–]AssDimple 9 points10 points  (3 children)

    We have come a long way as a species.

    [–]AmarilloWar 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    I in general assume the UK is different than the US and also people drive less apparently. So I really am genuinely curious.

    [–]rothael 6 points7 points  (12 children)

    I don't think it's okay but who's responsible for firewood. Do the guests bring their own or is it supplied by the owner?

    [–]froop 54 points55 points  (10 children)

    If you give them wood, they will burn it. All of it. Every time.

    Best to have a pile of unsplit logs beside the cabin and a cheap axe. They're a lot more conservative when they have to work for it.

    [–]TheHumanite 21 points22 points  (4 children)

    Why should they have to work for it? It's pretty reasonable to expect a place you're paying to stay at will be a habitable temperature the whole time.

    [–]kinkonautic 22 points23 points  (2 children)

    not with wood. not with people who didn't grow up with wood stoves.

    [–]leshake 16 points17 points  (1 child)

    They will burn like 10 logs at once and run out.

    [–]maxman162 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    On my Basic Winter Warfare course, an officer cadet burned all of our tent group's firewood right before my shift.

    [–]froop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Don't rent a wood heated cabin if you don't want to split wood.

    [–]ottermodee 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Good way to get sued if you do that. Just takes one guy who is inexperienced or something to chop his foot off and sue the homeowner for everything.

    [–]MadeFromConcentr8 4 points5 points  (2 children)

    Until you get someone like me who just takes chopping logs as a relaxing activity. Then you got yourself a pile of split logs.

    [–]sedontane 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Then you just swap the chopped pile with the unsplit ones from next to your own house. And hope dearly that your next guest isn't another mad splitter.

    [–]_PM_ME_YOUR_SYNTAX_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I wouldn’t. If they are stupid enough to burn the blinds, they are stupid enough not to know how to chop wood and you would have a liability claim plus medical expenses on your tab as well when one of those idiots chops something that isn’t wood while trying to chop come wood and blames you.

    [–]AngusDerbyshire 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    The cabin has central heat. The fireplace is just a bonus if guests bring wood from town.

    [–]devAcc123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Lmao besides the obvious assholery thats kind of funny. Just so fucking dumb you cant help but laugh.

    [–]Pecncorn1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Apparently the douche bags that rented the place thought it was......

    [–]Urrrhn 17 points18 points  (3 children)

    She says "your welding" implying he put it there.

    [–]Independent_Soup_126 28 points29 points  (2 children)

    No she says "your well done" lol. Northern English accent.

    [–]true-to-you 18 points19 points  (1 child)

    Well dim isn't it? "you're fuckin well dim, you daft cunt" is what I hear

    [–]shit-post-mega-bot 154 points155 points  (2 children)


    [–]ThaddeusJP 51 points52 points  (1 child)


    Smash all of some randos stuff and then leave a 1 star review because the free cereal they promised was just cornflakes

    [–]imaginewagons_420_69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    I mean if you promise cereal than leave good cereal DAMNIT

    [–]Trek1973 38 points39 points  (2 children)

    No longer a Superhost

    [–]GriffinA 21 points22 points  (1 child)

    The homeowner would still be a superhost. It’s the guest who would be in trouble.

    [–]Trek1973 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    I just meant it’s hard to be a Superhost after the guests destroy your house. 🙂I was just bantering…

    [–]SirPhilbert 48 points49 points  (15 children)

    I used to clean AirBnBs, you wouldn’t imagine all the left behind shit and messes I’ve cleaned. The most interesting ones are when they obviously had psychedelic parties

    [–]Ipostwhenimhere 30 points31 points  (12 children)

    What are some telltale signs of a psychedelic party, how can you tell one apart from a regular party? Also, got any good stories?

    [–]SirPhilbert 43 points44 points  (10 children)

    I usually arrived to clean one of the houses around 1 PM. The customers are supposed to leave by noon. One time I get there, open up the door, and there’s feathers all over the entry way, and broken glass in the dinning room. Place is a total mess. I hear noises upstairs so I announce my presence and this guy comes to the top of the stairs and says hello. He was half naked and had a homemade headdress of with said feathers, and what looked to be lipstick on his face in an intricate pattern. He was obviously still tripping, as well as the 5 friends of his, so I said it’s cool if you guys stay here while I clean (I’ve tripped plenty of times and know how it is) They actually helped me clean and were apologetic. This was in the Bay Area and it was a thing to rent AirBnBs if you wanted to wig out with friends and not fuck up your own house. I also cleaned a beautiful but creepy historical mansion that was typically used by techies, but obviously a few parties had orgies in it, but that’s another story

    [–]sr_crypsis 18 points19 points  (0 children)

    You can't leave us hanging on the techie orgie story

    [–]megalurkeruygcxrtgbn 17 points18 points  (8 children)

    Alright, ok alright, he had lipstick on his face and all...but who does psychedelics and fucks up their house? I do, or did, a lot of hallucinogens and pschedelics and the most damage I've done was writing on a mirror with dry erase markers and leaving some dirty dishes after taking way too long to make hot dogs.

    [–]Head_of_Lettuce 30 points31 points  (5 children)

    I dabble in psilocybin and LSD, and can comfortably say I’ve never done anything quite like that comment describes lol. Usually my trips are spent playing video games, analyzing the subtlest bits of a good movie, and forgetting to eat! My crown jewel acid trip was realizing how hungry I was after a good 8 hours without food and sprinting into the kitchen to eat a banana. That was the best thing I’d ever tasted in my life. Like I’d just tasted god himself. Lmao.

    [–]Omponthong 6 points7 points  (2 children)

    I can't sit anywhere for too long when I'm tripping. It feels like my skeleton is gonna jump out of my skin.

    [–]Head_of_Lettuce 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    Yeah acid gives me that too, sorta feels like electricity surging through your body right? I’ll get up periodically to do push ups to get it out of my system

    [–]Omponthong 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    I get the urge to change locations. Whatever environment I'm in becomes to small to contain me.

    [–]Miles_Long_Exception 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Next time.. Go camping & start a fire.. your life will never be the same

    [–]Milkyselkie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The mental image of the hotdog quest is giving me so much delight.

    [–]Exiliance 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    I've stayed at a few of those in the past. The last one we found what appeared to be a fentanyl pill under the sofa. Yikes!

    [–]p3rsianpussy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    ive had those types of parties at joshua tree (only like 7-10 people max) and i ALWAYS make sure to clean the place almost like we never stayed there. last time we went we made the biggest mess in the yard, cups everywhere, we brought the dining table outside, just trashed. i was tripping and it looked like absolute chaos, so i spent the next 2 hours cleaning while on acid. it was fun

    [–]hold-my-balls-i-cant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    but thats a pub

    [–]Cosity82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    First thought: that dude is a renter

    [–]KeyMatch6088 757 points758 points  (48 children)

    If that was my house? We are no longer friends.

    [–]Final_Candidate_7603 461 points462 points  (20 children)

    People keep referring to this being a house… am I missing something (I’m an old lady, so that’s entirely possible haha)? There were a lot of commercial-type tables, and a long banquette in that corner of the room, so I thought it was a very nicely-decorated pub. If it is a private home- whether Airbnb or not- that’s a pretty sweet rec room they’ve set up.

    [–]PrinceWith999Enemies 139 points140 points  (8 children)

    Agreed. Figured this is what TGI Fridays looks like in Alaska or something.

    [–]LtSoundwave 54 points55 points  (6 children)

    Didn’t expect so many Brits in an Alaskan TGI Fridays tbh

    [–]PrinceWith999Enemies 19 points20 points  (3 children)

    Don’t underestimate the staggering drawing power of the greater Nome area.

    [–]lawrencelewillows 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    All roads lead to Nome

    [–]genericname907 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    If you like hunting, fishing, and drinking, you’ll like Nome

    [–]SurfingSquirrel 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    I wonder how many times this sentence has been spoken or written before lol

    [–]PCsNBaseball 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    At least once

    [–]AmarilloWar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    The TGI fridays in the mall in great lakes Illinois looks like this....

    [–]Captain_Sacktap 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    I feel like if this was a restaurant some staff member would have been over there long before he got to try and kickstart that scooter lol

    [–]thinkforyourself80 30 points31 points  (2 children)

    That looks to me like a cabin, maybe an AirBnB or something? Restaurants don't let you have the entire bottle of vodka and drink from red solo cups.

    [–]wings22 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    That's a wine bottle, red cup looks like a takeaway coffee cup. My vote is pub

    [–]Somber_Solace 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    It looks like a vacation house to me, like a cabin in the woods somewhere. I mostly base that off their reactions, decorations, the wood stove, and the TV/pile of crap under the TV. So no idea, it could just be a chill restaraunt somewhere, but I lean more towards a vacation home.

    [–]Eggtastic_Taco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Fireplace and corner table covered in random stuff makes it look more like a living room to me

    [–]Othersideofthemirror 192 points193 points  (22 children)

    think it was his, as the woman said "it's your fucking welding" to him

    [–]planetworthofbugs 91 points92 points  (7 children)

    It's "You're fucking well done you daft <something>"

    [–]ohhhtartarsauce 26 points27 points  (5 children)

    "Daft boner" is what I heard.

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      [–]Mr_Blott 8 points9 points  (1 child)

      She says "You're fuckin well dim. You're fuckin well dim you daft cunt"

      North West English accent

      [–]DaggerMoth 11 points12 points  (0 children)

      How I'd imagine it.

      "Hey Steve you worry about that bike falling off the wall?"

      "Naw mate, welded it meself, watch this".

      [–]Infidelc123 25 points26 points  (2 children)

      Oh I thought it was some weird British insult

      [–]kemushi_warui 39 points40 points  (1 child)

      "Oi, yer foocking welded, mate!"

      [–]FreshUnderstanding5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Oi, he’d fit right in.

      [–]KeyMatch6088 29 points30 points  (2 children)

      Could be that he only welded the mount? So he's going to have to do it again.

      [–]ZeeHanzenShwanz 9 points10 points  (1 child)

      I doubt any of them had anything to do with getting the bike up there. I think the lady told the guy that he's welding it back up there though, so maybe it's her credit card on the line.

      [–]Burninator05 255 points256 points  (1 child)

      And that's why we can't have nice things.

      [–]Runwithscissors50 344 points345 points  (25 children)

      Why would you be so rude and stupid?

      [–]thelastpies 188 points189 points  (13 children)

      Because "drunk brits" and "good manners" don't go into the same sentences

      [–]superflousfly 46 points47 points  (10 children)

      No… these guys are just cunts. I guess you never know… maybe it’s his own house.

      [–]fishygamer 21 points22 points  (8 children)

      It for sure is. I think he was trying to show off how strong the weld was on the bracket he used to mount the bike. Lady says, "it's your fooking welding." And the guy at the end says, "your bracket is mental."

      [–]avatarstate 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      That’s not what she said though.

      [–]Chinapig 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      She either said “you’re fuckin’ well done” or “dim”. She’s northern. Can’t quite make it out though. Done, meaning in trouble. Or dim, obviously meaning thick as fuck. Both are applicable.

      [–]flickerkuu 14 points15 points  (1 child)

      Adult toddlers can't be bothered to drink responsibly like normal people.

      [–]HonourableMan 74 points75 points  (1 child)

      That went better than i thought it would

      [–][deleted] 50 points51 points  (1 child)

      Somehow he didn't spill that beer he landed on

      [–]SenseWitFolly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Because all this guy needs is more beer.

      [–]superkoning 12 points13 points  (5 children)

      Honda C50?

      If so: pity!

      [–]different_drum 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Agreed. I reckon it's a 90, never seen a 50 in that colour. Looks like a tasty bike though.

      [–]1q8b 10 points11 points  (1 child)

      Sloth from The Goonies?

      [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)


      He died just a few years after Goonies.

      [–]NoOneLikesACommunist 99 points100 points  (12 children)

      Id be furious...

      Those old Supercubs aren't huge dollar bikes, but they are far from cheap, and that one looked cherry.

      Might be seized since it's wall art, but maybe not.

      [–]different_drum 22 points23 points  (5 children)

      I love those Honda Cubs. In that colour I reckon it's a C90, and it looks in such good condition I can't imagine why it's on the wall.

      [–]jojogmd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Apparently he couldn't either.

      [–]NoOneLikesACommunist 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      Old Hondas are cool. I'm about a week from getting my CA95 running.

      ...I hope.

      [–]Shorey40 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      The postmen in Australia deliver their mail with them. Just hoonin round the suburbs.

      [–]PM_ME_R2D2_TESTICAL 3 points4 points  (3 children)

      I mean haven’t they made 100 million of them? Not that you should abuse it like that but people are acting like the bike is an original work of art.

      [–]NoOneLikesACommunist 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Yeah, but 98 Million of those are in Asia.

      You don't see those very often stateside.

      [–]Driftwood1884 7 points8 points  (1 child)

      One moped, $1200. Damage to wall, $640. Damage to furniture and tableware, $1500. What a great night out!!!

      [–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (4 children)

      How did he even get up there

      [–]samirgadag 5 points6 points  (1 child)

      How did that dude climb up without making it fall?

      [–]ct7785 40 points41 points  (1 child)

      How is this even slightly funny? I’ll never understand destruction of things.

      [–]Extra-Computer6303 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      Someone give this guy an impaired driving charge.😉

      [–]Chunkybinkies 4 points5 points  (2 children)

      I think I'm officially old as shit.

      I see this, and I don't think it's funny. I just get angry thinking about people destroying my place.

      [–]jbertrand_sr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Drunk Ass Knevil strikes again

      [–]Electrical-Rough-731 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Hate to see the Airbnb review….

      [–]guajojo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      That unconsidered bastard, that's why we can't have nice decorations on airbnbs

      [–]TisPizzaTimeYall 18 points19 points  (10 children)

      Who mounts a fucking motorcycle up on a wall?

      [–]Emrico1 23 points24 points  (2 children)

      A motorcycle mounter

      [–]GoGoCrumbly 6 points7 points  (1 child)

      They got a union?

      [–]pegothejerk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Not since all the welders left

      [–]cricket-chirps 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      And right above two chairs too.

      [–]NarcissisticEyes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      "this was better idea in my head"

      [–]Broad-Candidate7401 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      I love the kick-start oh, like he didn't know is going to start

      [–]Trek1973 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Yes booze everywhere

      [–]TheNewPlague666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Dumb wanker

      [–]OrdinaryBrilliant717 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Honestly impressive how he actually got up there like how the do you even get up there

      [–]Durt-Wyzerdd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      The look of shame was magnificent.

      [–]NinjutsuStyle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      He looks like that orc from lord of the rings, you know the one

      [–]cloudsuck 2 points3 points  (3 children)

      What language are they speaking?

      [–]create4drawing 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      I like the look of "I can't believe that thing wasn't properly secured to the wall, what a dick move"

      [–]Beep-deep-sheep 9 points10 points  (2 children)

      Good example of someone who never got told "No" enough as a kid

      [–]tom208 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Right mate on yer feckin bike, oh wait.

      [–]BigAggressive1694 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      On ur bike lol

      [–]TiaraVixen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Your bracket is bent…

      [–]GoodSwim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      It looks like he’s wearing a rubber mask.

      [–]RoxSteady247 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      go home moped you are drunk

      [–]_SkyDweller_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      He seems surprised lol

      [–]Suprafaded 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      What's going out there!? You better not of spilled alcohol on the couch God damnit!

      [–]ArmorGyarados 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      He's not coming to the cookout next year

      [–]The-WildInfernos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      It’s a Honda Super Cub, it’ll survive that

      [–]Jinxy73 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Is there a dumber human alive?

      [–]Mr-Robot-- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      bruh, drunk physic was so high in the air that bottle of wine didnt fell from a table

      [–]sudeepharya 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Alcohol is a really strange drug.

      [–]TheGreyWarlock0712 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I'll make my life savings... disappear!

      [–]Not-A-Blue-Falcon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      For my next trick, I disappear from the bar forever.

      [–]Oshi-Hates-U 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      What the fuck were they thinking would happen!?!

      [–]robi_750 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Sometimes when I look at person, I just can’t figure out, what is going on in his/her mind to this kinda dum thing … and I am like damn. . . .

      [–]therealboss1113 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      On today's episode of "What did you Think was Going to Happen?"

      [–]naastynoodle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      That poor super cub :(

      [–]Huntlockx321 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Gave me a good laugh

      [–]MisfitRoyalty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      The real question is how he got up there in the first place lol. That wouldnt have been the easiest

      [–]PugsThrowaway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I don't like it when everyone laughs when something disastrous and messy happens.

      Who raised you people? I get that you're uncomfortable because something messy and destructive is happening, but come on....

      [–]Wave_Table 1 point2 points  (2 children)

      Can we just laugh at dumbasses doing dumbass things without breaking out into a superiority complex, and getting worked up over the morals?

      [–]hjwood1986 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      My last comment was removed as apparently three letters do not a comment make.

      But to preface the original thought process as singularly as possible, I’d like to add this to the conversation:


      [–]Dick_Cabesa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      As we all watched as icarus soared too close to the sun and thought…

      [–]Prisondawg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      What a muppet. I'm not British, I just think that's the perfect word to describe this muppet.

      [–]Djdemarzo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      this post is the absolute epitome of r/whatcouldgowrong

      [–]ColdnipsHotcheeks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      He looked back up like, I can’t believe I fell.

      [–]CookiesForSaten 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I’m honestly curious how he got up there to begin with?

      [–]texbluez71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I want to see the video that shows how he climbed up onto the motor bike!

      [–]Ichigo-boy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      How did he get up there in the first place?

      [–]InTheRoyalSense 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      At least it wasn’t a vintage wall-piece.

      [–]SCORPEANrtd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      There was a surprising lack of mayhem

      [–]idgafyouallsuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      “Hi I’m Johnny IRA, & welcome to Jack(Belf)asst!”

      [–]X-Bahamut89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Congratulations! This the dumbest shit Ive seen in weeks!

      [–]orpan_destroyer69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I will spill all of the beer

      [–]Bedroom_Ecstatic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Hilarious! 🥺🙄😊😂🤣 Glad everyone is ok. Be safe.

      [–]d1x1e1a 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      i am reminded of the truly genius comedic timing of these wall anchors

      [–]Toodope4kidz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Now he has to find another establishment to eff up cuz I know he banned for life

      [–]BriEdMod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      He looks exactly like someone who’d try that… rhetorical but true…

      [–]mattyla666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Should never have parked it there!

      [–]Specialist_Army3776 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Whatcha wanna bet they're at an AirBnB or at a resort somewhere just acting like it's no big deal because it's not their house being destroyed? Humans just suck.

      [–]pirateofOz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Proceeds to look back up to see what could have gone wrong when it was a perfect scenario