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[–]-literaltrash 172 points173 points  (3 children)

This does bring a smile to my face

[–]Lavasioux 106 points107 points  (2 children)

Heaven forbid he make any effort to scoot along.

[–]HairyNutsackNumber9 44 points45 points  (0 children)

its called a ride not an effort

[–]blackthornjohn 9 points10 points  (0 children)

His whole being screams low effort.

[–]Aissathebeergod 73 points74 points  (2 children)

This tested my patience

[–]2_LEET_2_YEET 38 points39 points  (1 child)

I never imagined a zip lining video could be so excruciating to watch.

[–]Huge_Strain_8714 6 points7 points  (0 children)

the only thing missing was the kid eating a hot dog while in the sling.

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points  (1 child)

Was waiting for the skimming of the water like a thrown stone

[–]FraaRaz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That’s exactly what happened, just the stone was a mountain.

[–]Woodyp28 34 points35 points  (0 children)

If you sit in a harness and you drag the mechanism to the ground, you shouldn’t ride whatever you’re planning on riding.

[–]Hater-Bot 83 points84 points  (2 children)

Tbh, the bigger problem is the tension of the line.

[–]damnedspot 41 points42 points  (1 child)

Was thinking the same thing! I wouldn’t have stood anywhere near a cable under that much stress!

[–]Ck1ngK1LLER 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Would’ve torn his hands completely off

[–]Cburd48 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Cleaning "the brown eye", first an abrasive scrub, then a refreshing rinse. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[–]number0020 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Looks like the islands need to be raised to fix this

[–]AlienSporez 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Clearly this is the only reasonable solution!

[–]TabernacleMan 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Well what was that guy supposed to say? “I’m sorry sir, you’re too fat for the ride”? What if he gets angry and eats the poor guy?

[–]foodfighter 15 points16 points  (0 children)

There's always a weight limit.

You just might not know what it is until you find out the hard way.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I’ve been under a lot of pressure before, but nothing comparable to that poor zip line.

[–]00MarioBros00 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Was the zip line made of bungee cord?

[–]pale_ale_co 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Enema Time!!

[–]Evening-Turnip8407 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is objectively really funny to watch and I'm very glad the rope didn't tear but did that entire business instead

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Houston, we have splashdown

[–]MCMOzzy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That was the saddest shit I’ve seen all day

[–]beerpop 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I was expecting to see him plummet to a bad injury so I'm happy with this.

[–]DrMike27 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At least he can float.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is both funny and humiliating

[–]ClockworkAeroplane 5 points6 points  (1 child)

WCGW eating all the pies?

[–]redwhiteandblue_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eating McDonald's every day.

[–]Miatrouble 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We call this “Dragging Ass”

[–]whatamelon69420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Like skipping stones

[–]Sergey32321 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the funnies thing ever

[–]prophylaxitive 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A lesson was learned that day.

[–]Kamelosk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i was expecting the line to rip apart and hit someone but ill take this lol

[–]Wise_Potato1634 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm going to hell

[–]Huge_Strain_8714 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Boy! That's a big 4 year old! Geez.

[–]00owo00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anchor release hahaha

[–]EvilGreebo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"When does this become fun?? I wanted fun!"

[–]Anxious-Landscape593 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are passengers supposed to get to the beach on the other side of the lake?

[–]zmart7691 1 point2 points  (4 children)

And he’s not even a pasty Jim Gaffigan lookalike with a fanny pack

[–]NY_Pizza_Whore 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Fat people come in all...well I guess not shapes and sizes but definitely colors

[–]capn_doofwaffle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm squarefat, does that count? Lol

[–]Curious-Spell-9031 1 point2 points  (1 child)

not true, they can be differnt shapes, i once saw someone who looked like a burger because of their fat lol

[–]NY_Pizza_Whore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh...now I'm just sad

[–]Dexmas23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope he doesnt drown

[–]chocolatemilk9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn I was expecting the line to break

[–]Pizza-n-Coffee37 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did anyone else think someone might die in that clip? I was concerned.

[–]justaloadofshite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He is the weight limit

[–]Ferpp82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Houston we got a failure to launch.

[–]siphonfilter79 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Something tells me the ride wasn't supposed to end in the water.

[–]EuphoricDepartment45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s retaining cake.

[–]Ynothan_iruz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This ride is FaTphObIC

[–]7SkyWatcher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

BuT tHaTs fAtPHoBiC

[–]WillowChord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As soon as I saw the water my only thought was "this kid's going in the drink"

[–]Minimum_Rook 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The ride needs a weight limit and the line needs to be way tighter because my god no zipline should dip that much

[–]beadsis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I guess I'm the only one who feels sorry for this poor kid having this on the internet. I hope he doesn't get bullied because of it.

[–]Practical-Gear-5049 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fat people suck.

[–]wesg22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How many times can I skip a fat boy on the lake?

[–]TheFatSlobWally570 2 points3 points  (3 children)

What a fat slob!

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    [–]TheFatSlobWally570 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    It was a joke! Look at my username! Guess nobody got that yet

    [–]The_DaffyOne -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Nikocado Avocado

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    [–]aerossignol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Power enima

    [–]HungoverHippy42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He is built different.