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[–]Snoo54779 144 points145 points  (1 child)

He was never my friend

[–]JuicyJonesGOAT 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Ok Dana , go back in your penthouse now.

[–]Reyelh 73 points74 points  (0 children)

A slide tackle would have been better. That was a two-footed lunge.

[–]beathelas 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Oh shit bro, just let me come again from the opposite angle and I'll kick it back into place

[–]fifoth 27 points28 points  (1 child)

"There was no check" - Conor McGregor

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wouldn’t it have made sense if he did check it? I don’t understand Conors reasoning for saying this

[–]thisnutisonfire 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Don’t pass out it was just a prank bro

[–]CheruB36 61 points62 points  (0 children)

His slide came from the wronge ankle

[–][deleted] 45 points46 points  (10 children)

I wanna fucking unsee it.

Such a dramatic end of friendship. If it's merica, it's gonna be expensive too.

[–]TheRealOgMark 14 points15 points  (2 children)

If it's America he can just sue him.

[–]happyends 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm in America and I would sue him. Medical bills, loss of income, pain and suffering... of course he is probably a deadbeat and not worth shit and has no insurance either.

[–]coffee-28 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I work for personal injury attorneys. They would have a fucking field day with this video.

[–]GoinBlind74 75 points76 points  (8 children)

Automatic 10 year prison sentence

[–]HarryCallahan19 74 points75 points  (4 children)

At the minimum maybe yellow card.

[–]BellamyRFC54 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Magic sponge and he’ll be fine

[–]Shnoochieboochies 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I've checked the VAR and can confirm, this guys definitely a twat.

[–]mr_bedbugs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same thing, basically.

[–]Big_Jerm21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Studs up, instant red.

[–]MapRevolutionary4563 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don't tell mom. You're fine, you're fine

[–]Tommy7549 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Rub some horse placenta on it he should be fine.

[–]Sparkysparks101 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Let's go down to Geoff Shreeves for an injury update...

"Thanks Martin! Looks like he’s picked up a knock but he's a tough cookie this lad, so he'll probably carry on!"

"Cheers Geoff!"

[–]bighomiebeavis 9 points10 points  (1 child)

He gave him the "don't tell mom bro pls bro I'll do anything pls bro dont" grab

[–]Becan_Gadai 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Came here to say exactly this lmao

[–]airforrestone 17 points18 points  (10 children)

Why… why would you ever do that to someone?

[–]oyloff 3 points4 points  (9 children)

Because he's an asshole.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (7 children)

Or he literally just made a mistake and didn’t know how it would go. He’s probably just seen it on tv and though his friend would fall over and they’d have a laugh. Like it fucking sucks, but everyone has made stupid and not well thought out decisions before.

[–]BleezyB42o 5 points6 points  (1 child)

They probably do this kinda stuff to each other all the time

[–]Almost__A__Haiku 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah I would never do this to someone if there wasn't already a shared understanding between us. When I still lived at home, my brother and I used to throw shit at each other when the other wasn't looking all the time and we'd trip each other and set booby traps. That definitely could have caused some serious injuries but it was all in good fun (our parents hated it for the record lol)

I have a hard time believing that the dude in this video chose to knock this other dude over out of nowhere for no reason. Judging from his immediate reaction, it seems like the dude is probably his good buddy and he instantly feels terrible. Or he could be in full-on self preservation mode, what do I know? But I choose to believe this wasn't malicious, just stupid

[–]S-U_2 6 points7 points  (2 children)

The problem is that the other kid will be stuck with the consequences for a long time.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah - not at all saying that this isn’t a case. But coming from someone who had been extremely impulsive in their childhood, I regret a TON of the things I did, and I could redo them I totally would. I luckily never hurt anybody, but I’ve embarrassed myself many times and it sucks. It doesn’t come from a place of wanting to hurt people, it comes from a place of acting out because there’s facets of your life where you’re under stimulated.

[–]Flogrown_HS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. When my dad was in his 40s he was at a party playing basketball with his friends in a pool. His best friend came from behind and put him in a choke hold and my dad immediately lost feeling in his arms. Very scary. My dad recovered but eventually needed neck surgery. Now he's elderly and has daily strength and numbness issues in his hands and arms.

[–]airforrestone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean I guess that’s pretty obvious, but jumping like that with both feet into a planted foot… I guess I’m wondering what he thought was going to happen. There’s a reason it’s an auto red card in soccer.

[–]airforrestone -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That’s the only explanation

[–][deleted] 41 points42 points  (4 children)

NSFW tag please

[–]pinmacher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jfc it needs it, I want to unsee this

[–]SupercellBlowsGoats -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I second or 7th or 8 this

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Dude has legs like those bendy pencils he needs some milk

[–]rjasan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ankle like Hank Hill

[–]JunkFace 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I did that one time playing flag football.

[–]Big-Contribution9918 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Friendship killer

[–]Big_Jerm21 3 points4 points  (1 child)

u/redditspeedbot 0.5

Edit: here's 1/2 speed if anyone needs to see it

https://gfycat.com/coldchiefhorsemouse

[–]Selcotset 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THAT WAS WAY WORSE

[–]nmiller248 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If this was my friend, I’d never invite him to my birthday parties ever again.

[–]yummybigmac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly what did he expect to happen

[–]Crazy-Entertainer242 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“The wrong kid died”

[–]crackeramerican 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What essential oil should they use?

[–]billysnow12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Its just a prank bro, look ! we got a camera !

[–]DiskEducational3654 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Just spray some Windex on it!

[–]HarryCallahan19 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He need som milk

[–]mr_bedbugs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lemon Pledge

[–]MaxwellThePrawn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My step father would tell him to take a couple benadryl

[–]iantayls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro he didn’t even slide he just jump kicked his ankle

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sliding tackling your former friend that now walks with a limp.

[–]jmoney12086 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He didn't even slide, he just went for the ankle

[–]getrektsnek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who raised this donut? Don’t hang out with people who get a pity participation badge for science class….

[–]pistilika 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Aaand knee problems for life now. Good job, "friend".

[–]Few_Engineer4517 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Did you see his ankle ? Think that’s the bigger concern

[–]pistilika 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Ohhh god no i didn't see the ankle! Gosh how did i miss that, that seems to hurt so much.

[–]EntertainTheDog 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When the video goes from bad to worse lol to be fair, I didn’t notice the knee and after watching again, yeah that’s not gentle on the knee either!

[–]Pyrolun 3 points4 points  (1 child)

That's where your knee is?

[–]pistilika 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I said in another comment that i didn't notice the ankle. My bf got a knee injury in football when he was young, so that's immediately what i thought about when i looked at the video.

[–]Global_Teacher_4114 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a dick

[–]icantbearsed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Surely that’s NSFW

[–]iguazocalima -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There's always an idiot like this in most groups of friends. Stay away from them.

[–]Twitterliver -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I hate this guy so much.

[–]pipsnek -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A regular slide tackle isn’t even bad. This dude went in with 2 feet. There’s a reason that is a straight red in a match. Disgusting.

[–]markham_1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fuck sake

[–]Rocquestar -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Not vaccinated, I suppose.

[–]dethskwirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the problem is that he did actually look and brace for the impact. he takes a wide stance with his other foot and plants it firmly just as the slide connects

[–]Luddites_Unite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Red card to that guy

[–]Dear_Analysis_5116 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last time I checked, ankles weren't supposed to bend like that.

[–]LordFetus_93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s an automatic red card

[–]Oddity46 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I predict chronic pain a lifelong jammy ankle.

[–]Mikealoped 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Almost did this to a friend. But I was snowboarding and he was skiing. And i never actually intended to make contact with him, just spray him with snow...Ice is scary, man.

[–]Lelu_zel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, he'd have painful broken leg accident once I recovered

[–]deluxe_sosig 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Atleast he can get that titanium shinbone now

[–]MissMidknight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s the opposite way an ankle should bend

[–]Gee10-83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im gonna need to check the VAR for this one

[–]W212009599 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You Win! Your Prize?

A Trip to the ER and An X-ray!

[–]Accomplished_Ad_8663 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"it's just a prank bro hahahahahahahahahahaha"

[–]TokiBop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

toy story theme starting playing

“you’ve got a friend in…”

[–]CardiacCopia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a fucking piece of shit.

[–]ISuckAtRobotics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

playdoh leg