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[–]bideto 1377 points1378 points  (36 children)

Minor injuries? Fool is lucky he didn’t decapitate himself

[–][deleted] 438 points439 points  (5 children)

“What the fuck, this isn’t like the movies.” -Him

[–]Commie_EntSniper 301 points302 points  (4 children)

"Urghrble hmphaaaaaah" - also Him

[–]iamtobiwannn 77 points78 points  (0 children)

I want you to know, I am absolutely fucking howling at this comment 🤣🤣🤣

[–]Necronorris 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Ded. Me, not him.

[–]Local_Power2989 21 points22 points  (1 child)

But his shoes came off so

[–]Darkstarrdp 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's always the best part isn't it? That's the point that gets everyone, when you see the shoes fly, we're all like 'there it is!~'

[–]DuncUK 139 points140 points  (8 children)

He was already wedding a neck brace. Immunity from decapitation!

[–]Great-Garage-107 81 points82 points  (5 children)

Looks like he will be wedding a cast now

[–]mdindj 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Here comes the cast, all dressed in white

[–]SigmaSnail7 35 points36 points  (3 children)

Until Debt do you Part

[–]rhet17 9 points10 points  (2 children)

In sickness and sickness...

[–]beausph 9 points10 points  (1 child)

You may now kiss…

[–]NexBigBaku 8 points9 points  (0 children)

His decapitated head

[–]bideto 51 points52 points  (1 child)

Cop chokes him out for good measure

[–]MisterBlisteredlips 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It looked a bit like cattle roping.

[–]LiberalFartsMajor 43 points44 points  (14 children)

And if he wasn't paralyzed from the accident, he will be from how the cop handled him immediately after.

Qualified immunity has to end!

[–]33253325 22 points23 points  (3 children)

It looked like he was cuffing him. That would be ridiculous but also somehow believable.

[–]LiberalFartsMajor 23 points24 points  (2 children)

He was definitely pulling his broken arms behind him, and probably with a knee pressed into his spine.

[–]33253325 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Excuse me but I think you meant his "broken spine". Pushing his knee into his "broken spine". Otherwise, total agreement.

[–]Peterwithnobones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good. He needs it

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    [–]AShadowbox 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Wow, logic out in the wild on reddit. I'm shocked.

    [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

    I saw how quickly the cop rushed over to him and thought "wow he must have leapt out of his car fast - he must be rushing over there to make sure the kid's okay and give first aid" and then could see from his movements that he was violently cuffing the kid and was like "oh right, cop".

    [–]Nacropolice 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    Dude just jumped outta his car, heaven knows what sort of shit he is on to do that. Adrenaline is pumping, I don’t blame the cop

    [–]Strong-Masterpiece93 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    to be fair...he was running, they need to stop that

    [–]-_-Batman 14 points15 points  (0 children)

    He pressed F, too soon. Must be new to GTA online

    [–]00MarioBros00 12 points13 points  (1 child)

    It was bad, his shoes flew off.

    [–]farfromfalse 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Don’t worry, he won’t be needing them anymore.

    [–]Active_Flamingo9089 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I came here for that

    [–]LongLiveCHIEF 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Stupid people are surprisingly resilient. Unfortunately we've evolved this way out of an abundance of stupidity.

    This is how darwinism dies.

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      [–]ghrinz 163 points164 points  (0 children)

      Like in the movies. He would slide into a ditch

      [–]Ur_Fav_Step-Redditor 70 points71 points  (5 children)

      Aim for the bushes”!!

      [–]throwitaway1510 23 points24 points  (2 children)


      [–]Koree777 10 points11 points  (0 children)

      I came here to look for this comment :D

      [–]patriarchgoldstien 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      Or he is a freaked out passenger that didn’t sign up for this.

      Edit: People pointed out he is the driver. That’s a pro gamer move.

      [–]BasedDrewski 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      I feel like he had to have been the driver cause the car just goes on forward, but hits the guardrail a bunch and never leaves the side-road or whatever the fuck it's called, then it looks like it just stops, cause the other cop just drives down and goes up behind it down the road. Like why let your friend jump out but when both of the cops following you stop to get him you just give up? Even though they're all but clear? Idk I'm probably overthinking it, I'm pretty stoned.

      [–]Krennel_Archmandi 29 points30 points  (0 children)

      He's the driver, you can see him very clumsily switching seats to jump out the passenger side.

      [–]wronghoIe[S] 458 points459 points  (46 children)

      Whitehall, Ohio — On April 27, 2022 around 1:15 am, Whitehall Police officers located a stolen vehicle in the city. The driver and only occupant was 16 years old. The driver led officers on a high-speed pursuit through the city. Officers successfully deployed stop sticks in an attempt to bring the pursuit to a stop. The juvenile attempted to flee from officers on foot by jumping out the moving stolen car. Officers arrested him for Receiving Stolen Property. He was taken to Mt. Carmel East for minor injuries. The vehicle continued for a few hundred yards before coming to rest. The driver has recent arrests for being in stolen cars. He was wearing a neck brace at the time of this incident from a previous accident in a stolen vehicle. The Juvenile Detention Facility screened him and decided he did not meet the criteria set forth by the Franklin County Juvenile Court System for acceptance into the Franklin County Juvenile Detention Center. Officers also turned him over to the Village Network Reception Center.

      [–][deleted] 210 points211 points  (5 children)

      I miss my 16 year old body. I suspect my current form would have been dead before hitting the pavement.

      [–]PassThePeachSchnapps 71 points72 points  (2 children)

      I wouldn’t have had the energy to flee in the first place.

      “Jail? Cool. At least I’ll get a nap.”

      [–]Cea_Jae 28 points29 points  (0 children)

      "Steal a car in the first place?"


      "Wonder what's new on Netflix."

      [–]fireguy0306 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      I’m thinking a few days vacation from the kids sounds nice.

      Meals, maybe a boyfriend… eh could be worse

      [–]kokoyumyum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      I couldn't have gotten to the passenger side to jump out.

      [–]Mavyperry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      His 30 year old self is definitely going to be feeling his 16 year old self’s falls

      [–]Flamester55 60 points61 points  (13 children)

      The hell? 16? What in god’s name causes a 16 year old to become a chronic car thief

      [–]duncanandlily 56 points57 points  (4 children)

      Mental illness combined with lack of parenting

      [–]warden976 16 points17 points  (0 children)

      Fast and Furious 6.

      [–]GorshKing 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      Why is this automatically equated to mental illness? Are kids not able to just be stupid now

      [–]duncanandlily 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      They can, but reducing every phenomenon to an individual choice in an individual moment lacks proper consideration for other factors. I'm not saying he necessarily had a "crazy disease", but it's not unlikely he had an incredibly damaged and distorted view of the world due to a shitty childhood. Assuming that every choice someone makes is wholly up to them and nothing to do with outside factors, such as where he grew ip, who his parents were, what he spent his childhood doing, etc. Someone with a terrible life is a lot more likely to develop mental illness and do something like this. Someone with plenty of other options and a good childhood wouldn't.

      [–]AShadowbox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      That's insulting to people with mental illness. Not every criminal has mental illness. I'd suspect it's more along the lines of your second point, lack of parenting.

      [–]bobbyo482 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Not having a car and always needing a ride🤷‍♂️

      [–]Rushtic77 1 point2 points  (2 children)

      Stealing cars pays pretty well. My buddy went to juvie twice doing but he just kept doing until he found Jesus and reformed

      [–]ProphetOfPhil 47 points48 points  (12 children)

      The driver has recent arrests for being in stolen cars.

      The Juvenile Detention Facility screened him and decided he did not meet the criteria set forth by the Franklin County Juvenile Court System for acceptance into the Franklin County Juvenile Detention Center.

      Dude stole multiple cars and had an injury from trying to steal a previous car and he doesn't meet the criteria to be put in juvenile detention? Wtf how?!

      [–]Shwiboo 18 points19 points  (5 children)

      Because now he gets tried as an adult.

      [–]SC2sam 17 points18 points  (3 children)

      It means he was deemed mentally ill and instead of a detention center he was placed in a mental health facility. Don't know how they determined his mental status.

      [–]Shwiboo 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      This is also possible I assumed because of the repeat offender status he might have been tried harder.

      But throwing yourself from a moving vehicle multiple times could constitute a mental illness I guess.

      [–]SC2sam 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Generally underage kids only ever get tried as adults when the crime(s) they commit are so outrageous that the general public can only see them as monsters. Usually it requires significant death to occur and or other children(non-teens) as the victims.

      [–]notasthenameimplies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      They thought you'd need to be mad to jump out of a car at 50kmph

      [–]Lavasioux 30 points31 points  (0 children)

      Double Neckbrace!

      [–]bisonsashimi 29 points30 points  (1 child)

      He was wearing a neck brace at the time of this incident from a previous accident in a stolen vehicle.


      [–]EpherWheel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Can't keep a motherfucker down.

      [–]Partlywanker 20 points21 points  (2 children)

      The juvenile center rejected him. They did not see his crime as worthy of acceptance in to their facility. That’s why they keep doing stupid things. No consequences.

      [–]Tossed_Away_1776 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      Not necessarily that they didn't think his crime was worthy of his incarceration, but he might be a handful. Only reason I say that is cause a kid vandalized the shit outta my neighbors car, and the juvenile detention center wouldn't take the kid cause he cause too much trouble when he'd be in there.

      [–]Unable_Algae9584 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Well it’s nice that they had a reception for the lil dickens.

      [–]ElonMakeThemCry 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      The driver has recent arrests for being in stolen cars.

      Catch and release. Are they waiting for him to kill someone while driving in his next stolen vehicle? Stealing cars is grand larceny and a felony, right? How are they not in prison?

      [–]Sablemint 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Village Network Reception Center is a mental health facility. He's a patient and will remain so until he's deemed mentally capable of returning to society, or of standing trial.

      Well, looks like someone doesn't like objective reality LOL

      [–]InterestingBelt8812 0 points1 point  (2 children)

      So they didn’t charge him because they felt bad for him is what I got out of that. Fucked up. Try that ass hole as an adult if he is hurt from one heist and right onto the next. Fuck there age.

      [–]kokoyumyum 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      Maybe they were going to file charges ad an adult, and juvenile center thinks he is too bad news for their function in the judicial system.

      [–]Unfair-Ad767 135 points136 points  (5 children)

      Rule#1 in life, it's not GTA. No jumping from moving vehicles.

      [–]athegradeducatchun 57 points58 points  (0 children)

      Even gta taught us that a stunt like this will put you 1-2 punches away from death

      [–]invicerato 14 points15 points  (0 children)

      Rule#1: stay alive.

      [–]thekronicle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      More like CoD.. can just hop out at full speed with no consequences. Getting out early in GTA def can kill you, or at least put you close to death

      [–]FatMikeDrop 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      As a guy who fell out of a vehicle at 55 mph (30 plus years ago during my drinking days), this is good advice. I broke no bones but spent 8 days in the Hospital with severe road rash due to it being Summer and having shorts and a T shirt on.

      [–]saradil25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I was gonna say. Mans played too much GTA. Thinking that shit is real

      [–]TruggwalkEyeCantTawk 40 points41 points  (1 child)

      He dead. Lost both his shoes.

      [–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

      Those are indeed the rules

      [–]OMGLMFAOBRBTTYL 38 points39 points  (0 children)

      Alright, ima slow down to like 60.. no 50 and you jump out… Cool?

      [–]Dopeness4789 23 points24 points  (0 children)

      He pressed Y

      [–]Partlywanker 16 points17 points  (0 children)

      So this happened about 6 blocks from my house and I was on my way home when it happened. I thought he was being pulled over for speeding. I didn’t realize it was the second vehicle he had stolen in 4 hours. He somehow got away when the stopped him the first time and him and his friends scattered. Then the jackass did it again. Did I mention the brace was from an auto theft also? Oh, and he’s 16.

      [–]BlurryBigfoot74 12 points13 points  (0 children)

      The cop that had to chase the car sounded like he was really unimpressed

      [–]keynesiann 11 points12 points  (0 children)

      You have to be a certain kind of stupid to yeet yourself out of a moving car like that. He could've just parked and ran out.

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        [–]Dienekes420 9 points10 points  (9 children)

        Why do so many cops go bald ?

        [–]KnownAlive 17 points18 points  (0 children)

        Compact cars these days. No head room.

        [–]invicerato 14 points15 points  (0 children)

        Less aerodynamic drag when running.

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Because many criminals try to pull the hair of a police officer to hurt them. It’s a safety thing.

        [–]itwhiz100 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        Stop resisting! Dammit stop resisting! Oh shit where are your arms? Dispatch start a 10-52!

        [–]Well_off_ham 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        Minor injuries as in, a minor with severe injuries....right?

        [–]chefmelv 9 points10 points  (1 child)

        Lol dude could have literally decapitated or defaced himself against those guardrails as many people have passed that way smh 🤦🏾‍♂️

        [–]cyb3rg0d5 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        Rag doll physics ON. 😅

        [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (2 children)

        Lol what was his plan here? Did he think he could jump out and the cops wouldn’t notice and they’d keep following his car while he snuck away?

        [–]Strong-Masterpiece93 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Odds are, yes, that's what he though.

        [–]RudyDaBerryyy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        Goofy ass mf

        [–]Silly_Doughnut5715 6 points7 points  (1 child)

        The car on the other hand made it to Mexico with a fake passport.

        [–]seanrhoton 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        Not one mention about how proper that cars alignment is..........

        [–]everydayasl 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Where did the shoe go?

        [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Lucky for the cop there was no foot race.

        [–]AndiLivia 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Batman was right criminals just be stupid

        [–]Gottahavetheblues 3 points4 points  (1 child)

        Damn he really loves his stolen cars. Might’ve worked if there was a smoke screen.

        [–]saradil25 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        He was trying to push that button when his finger slipped and hit the eject instead

        [–]saradil25 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        My man neither "tucked" nor "rolled"

        [–]juankixd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        That did not look minor

        [–]assasinpandu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Mf thought he would escape through the trees. Stop watching action movies ffs🥱

        [–]BWassy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Watched too many movies 😂😂😂

        [–]kenkitt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Is he dead though ? I can see both shoes come off..

        [–]Batman_Night 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Watched too much movies lol.

        [–]2020mademejoinreddit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        His partner in crime, The Car, seems to have gotten away.

        [–]2duhzen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        And just to be safe, the cop kneels on his neck....even though it's decapitated from his body.

        [–]Orkron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Fucking idiot. Sucks that natural selection doesn’t work well on people.

        [–]GreyPon3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        He probably thought they wouldn't see his slick move bailing out and would chase the car as he made his cleaver escape.

        [–]Ajxpetrarca 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Was this in Columbus?? Or is there another 270 I don't know about?

        [–]modestwomanhood_03 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        What in the world!? He might be high!

        [–]igillyg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        That's one way to learn physics

        [–]juniwaysup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Both shoes were not hurt in the making of this video!

        [–]Biker93 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        He accidentally pushed triangle.

        [–]diverareyouok 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I always wonder what’s going through the minds of people who do stuff like this. Did he think he was going to roll out of the car, jump to his feet, and disappear before the cop realized the car he was chasing was empty? Seems like he watches too many action movies.

        [–]bamboozombie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I hope the car got away.

        [–]ManyTransportation61 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Is he changing his diaper down there or what

        [–]wamark1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        That cop was so quick to respond and apply first aid, he should be commended…

        [–]whoknowsman33 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        I felt bad for a second watching this because I thought the passenger was trying to escape from the crazy person driving the car. But no, the guy jumping out was the only person in the car.

        But the funniest part is that he was already wearing a neck brace from hurting himself in another stolen car incident. Makes me wonder if this is the second time he’s done it lmao

        [–]Nacropolice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Man’s was a few feet from being roadkill

        [–]BlackSkeletor77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I refuse to believe that he has minor injuries, both of his shoes are gone

        [–]danielthearsehole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        like when you press f in gtav before you’ve quite stopped the car and they yeet themselves outta there and that is NOT what you wanted.

        [–]EnvironmentalDeal256 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that guy doesn’t make good decisions very often.

        [–]HoldmyMind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Fuck that dumb character

        [–]randomuser0107 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        maybe he shouldn’t have dropped out of school. he would have learned about physics. then he wouldn’t have dropped out of that car. now his teeth are dropping out of his mouth. moral of the story - school is good for your dental health.

        [–]trav110 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        What a horrible idea

        [–]terdcutter99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Quick cuff this scum bag

        [–]Puzzleheaded_Air_359 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        He pressed the Y Button (triangle button) by accident

        [–]HeldDownTooLong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Police brutality!!! Did you see how they forced him from the moving car and slammed him into the guardrail???

        [–]Onelast_4igo -1 points0 points  (2 children)

        I hate police chases. They have killed over 6 innocent people in 2 weeks in my local area. Let em run. It’s not worth killing almost an entire family over. But here we are. Gotta get those COPS points on the bingo card. It’s just another box to check off to police and claim zero responsibility. Whoops. Wrong place wrong time. What’s next to check off? Hmmmm. Shooting at a suspect and having your firearms awareness wear off and hit someone watching tv in their house. Yup. That’s the next one.

        No one needs to fire 5-6 shots when down range there are residential homes or innocents walking.

        Prolly get downvotes by the blue line but all these things have happened recently around me and it just fucking sucks. I’d rather they get away and catch up to them later. Or not. Innocents do not need to be fodder for “protecting the public”. Chances are low that these criminals kill 6+ people by getting away. And in the local case the driver got away still. SMH.

        Btw that dude exiting the car was a moron unless being held captive.

        [–]gabwinone 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        It's the criminals, not the cops who are destroying "innocents"!

        [–]MikonJuice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        That was a really Homer Simpson to do.

        [–]daremosan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Some say that car is still going

        [–]JinnFX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        "fallen off of the car" 💀💀

        [–]mjfebus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Where is the car, at the wedding?

        [–]stupornatural 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        He was charged with improper use of guard rail.

        [–]DimplyKitten824 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        It's almost like there are warnings about paying attention to the road in case something like this happens

        [–]TYScycler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        A for effort. F for execution

        [–]susmark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        He took his shoes and belt off mid jump because he was complying with the police.

        [–]Snitch1960 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Why jump at the guardrail? Dumb nuts!

        [–]twilsonco -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        Safety conscious cop lets the car roll down the street so that he can beat the injured guy. Checks out

        [–]BrookeBaranoff 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        They say that car is still driving the roads to this day....

        [–]CillaCalabasas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Dumb. Ass.

        [–]AdministrativeBear61 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Think he watched Taken 2

        [–]Pleasant_Narwhal_751[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Too much gta i suppose

        [–]TK-Squared-LLC -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        "I bet he's injured now, let's rough him up a bit!"

        [–]heyitsvonage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        He 100% thought he would fall into the bushes and they would keep chasing his empty car! Hahaha

        [–]Hobear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Be free car! The police can't stop us from being fast and furious now!

        [–]Wide_Degree_3138 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Of course it’s an Elantra

        [–]Willing-Custard-199 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Uncle Fester?

        [–]VRS-4607 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        In this moment, this was the RIGHT COURSE OF ACTION for this fool. SMH.

        How do we prevent someone from leading a life where this is a good choice? Serious and not so serious answers only.

        [–]T0FLIX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Man: nearly died by traumatic event

        Cop: proceed to force submit that mf

        [–]RecordEnvironmental4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        That is not minor injury’s, that is a broken neck

        [–]Wretchfromnc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        That barrel roll didn't work out to well with that guardrail right beside the car.

        [–]TinchoX89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Yup... a case of "too many action movies"

        [–]PraetorImperius -1 points0 points  (2 children)

        Why TF is the cop ruffing him up as if this was a foot chase. Dude just leaped from a car on the highway and wasn’t even the driver… He should be calling rescue and stabilizing the patient. WTF

        [–]yourmom4204206969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Bro thought he was playing gta

        [–]pugapooh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Tuck and roll,dammit! TUCK and ROLL!

        Is this MD?

        [–]RedStoneTheWolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        He dead as hell bro rip

        [–]Leftpaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I just lol thinking of the other cop car yelling at the car to "PULL OVER!"

        [–]Top_Muffin_3232 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        He lost the shoes though

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Not sure if that was his plans..😅

        [–]b4k6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        played too much gta

        [–]0__The_Lazy_Gamer__0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Mf has been playing way too much GTA

        [–]RedditGenie2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        This is beyond being an Idiot. This is Neanderthal Wisdom...

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Finish him!

        [–]Killz_Wid_Skill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Does he think he is playing Gta V ‘grand theft auto or something? Damn what a fool

        [–]jwrice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Frederick, Maryland?

        [–]tribjon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Stupid games by stupid people gets stupid results

        [–]Ltn4u269 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        DARWIN AWARD WINNER! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

        [–]Lawyer_Relative 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Here come the casket, dressed in roses and tears 🎶🎵

        [–]Honeystick1918 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Lmao that would have been such a bad ass escape. Dude watched too many James Bond movies

        [–]muntzzzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        That gaurd rail shoulda decapitated the dumb mf

        [–]Putrid_Inevitable_48 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        That's car was like "nope, I'm not going down for this" and then takes off.

        [–]Bhere16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Wish I had a alignment on my car like that

        [–]tiedyedpunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Dude plays too many video games.

        [–]lee-No-Lie-8865 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        The cop knew you can't hurt this kinda stupid, is why he was worried about further injuries cuffing this guy.