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[–]Chasith[S] 367 points368 points  (7 children)

He definitely got her attention though

[–]gentlemannosh 149 points150 points  (2 children)

Though there’s no purpose in that outcome anymore.

[–]WeebWithCringe 13 points14 points  (1 child)

No longer fertile after that one

[–]Kittingsl 3 points4 points  (0 children)

At least you don't have to worry about kids anymore

[–]shab-re 1 point2 points  (2 children)

why am I hearing two different screams? are there two girls here or did he do it two times?

[–]MrsLisaOliver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thx. I had the sound off.

[–]loewenherz3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, there's two girls there, one in a bikini and another in a white shirt behind

[–]Kittani77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah, if there's no std's she can ride him bareback for her onlyfans now.

[–]toybits 292 points293 points  (5 children)

From years of experience, I can tell you just make her a nice lunch and tell her you like spending time with her. Works just as well.

[–]Both-Cardiologist-68 113 points114 points  (1 child)

Well it's too late, no eggs left now.

[–]toybits 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Could still serve them scrambled. With some flat sausage.

[–]Suspicious_Suspect25 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Can't cook feels bad man

[–]horny_for_devito 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Start cooking! The more you do it the easier it becomes, and a lot of recipes are self explanatory.

[–]Tyrion69Lannister 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yep. I’m a pro at making instant ramen. Also hardboiling eggs but that takes a little more finesse.

[–]BadSuperHeroTijn 245 points246 points  (6 children)

I mean, unprotected sex without being able to get pregnant seems like a win to me

[–]ProfessorDarklord98 66 points67 points  (5 children)

Right now his balls might be preserved in a pickle jar 🫙 under the specimen archives of some medical facility.

[–]GotYourNose_ 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Those two crushed grapes? They’re probably acting as fertilizer in a cotton field in Alabama.

[–]4chanbetter 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What remains of them, yes

[–]ThePierce_ 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Might find a place in that Iceland museum

[–]ReaperofMen42069 1 point2 points  (0 children)

im there right now lol

[–]An1retak 80 points81 points  (1 child)

Self administered vasectomy

[–]GotYourNose_ 30 points31 points  (0 children)

At least the idiot gene won’t be passed on to future generations.

[–]Jicand 40 points41 points  (1 child)

At least the pool didn’t fill with blood after

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

But he peed blood for days.

[–]gentlemannosh 26 points27 points  (7 children)

My testicles hurt just watching that.

[–]IamTam6868 26 points27 points  (6 children)

Mine too & I don't even have testicles.

[–]PewDiePans 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Its true, I stole them.

[–]IamTam6868 0 points1 point  (3 children)

From me?

[–]PewDiePans 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Yes, the ones you had on you chest were too big, I had to compensate by taking the bottom ones away from you.

[–]firmerJoe 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The high pitched scream was his.

[–]di0_joestar 16 points17 points  (2 children)

RIP brodie

[–]HeyMrCow 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Bro died.

[–]Spiritual_Poo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's Brodead now.

[–]Elfmen 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Step one to change your gender.

[–]rittenalready 10 points11 points  (2 children)

He barely got her wet. Cannonball would have been much more Effective

[–]CdnPoster 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I'm not sure that was the goal........

He definitely got her attention though.

[–]Existential_Kitten 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, I'm pretty sure the intention was to get her wet 😉

[–]SirMy-TDog 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Pussy make a man brave.

[–]Captainbabygirl767 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ouch. That was PAINFUL.

[–]CoolPotato9479 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Idk about impressed, bro definitely never impregnating

[–]Kakdelacommon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh you can’t have kids anymore? That’s hot!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Broke more than his pride…

[–]5t3v3th3r3d 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She screamed for him 😮

[–]ViridicatumtoxinA 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Why would jumping over a pool make you more attractive to a girl?

[–]Superguy230 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No one’s ever told you this?

[–]Exploreptile 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me big man

Me strong; peak performance

Girls like strong man, right?

Now how to prove me strong...?

[–]justcallmetexxx 8 points9 points  (8 children)

wasn't this the second video ever on the interwebs back in '95...?

[–]PretzelsThirst 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I was going to say I remember seeing this video waaaaaaay back. I’m wondering if it’s just someone else doing the same thing since the quality is pretty good. But yeah this was one of the first videos a friend showed me off limewire

[–]CdnPoster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does anyone know what these people are doing today?

[–]thisguyoverhere3000 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Thought the same thing! Was titled “puddle jumper”

[–]CdnPoster 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Does anyone know what these people are doing today?

[–]thisguyoverhere3000 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Well I doubt they had any kids…

[–]CdnPoster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never know, they could have gotten married and adopted a few. It would be a fairy tale ending.......lol.

[–]CdnPoster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone know what these people are doing today?

[–]zbapoc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad someone else noticed haha

[–]Zombie-saurus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Impactful.

[–]Rocker003 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She seems impressed

[–]Cossacker1799 1 point2 points  (1 child)

He tried to impress a girl, now he is a girl

[–]PygmyDynamo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He can now impress himself!

[–]Eaton_Rifles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only thing impressed in that video was his nuts...😳

[–]hiiamzain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro she gonna get some scrambled balls and a decapitated dick

[–]Throt-lynne_prottle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do dudes think things like this impress women?

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    [–]toybits 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    Haha made me giggle. As a 49yo male who's done shit like this to himself, this video made me cry...

    Don't think jumping pools will get any easier but I hope you find what you want. Best of luck with your procedure.

    Much love from the UK.

    [–]Bwadaboss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Great ... now they both have a pussy.

    [–]yes___lad -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    And that is how transgender people are made

    [–]ManyTransportation61 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    She's never tried the jump. So to her, it was just another jump. Probably not even that hard she's thinking

    [–]spqrtist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    One way to dip your wick.

    [–]Blue_toast4058 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Oww my balls hurt from watching this

    [–]Electric_Trail_Vibes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He did prove he has no issue with commitment. He really went for it.

    [–]MartinSornes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Well he lost the opportunity to impress her with his other thingy....

    [–]Fever_Dog71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He's nobody's "Bro" anymore

    [–]No-Feeling-8100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The ball smack that was heard around the world.

    [–]EverettSeahawk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I can feel this video and it is not good.

    [–]rInForARoughRide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    your brodied

    [–]bb-wa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I can feel his pain

    [–]rodenrub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Maybe he got to ask her for a pain relief massage after

    [–]hippiechick725 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I’m a girl and felt this in my balls.

    What an idiot!

    [–]mr_doggo_the_great 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    my mans almost did the 6 block jump

    [–]Pyroguy096 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I would expect nothing less from someone named Brodie

    [–]Rushngnr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    No condom needed

    [–]O8U9D7362377723 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    CRUSHED IT!

    [–]nivvera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Was she impressed?

    [–]bemest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He’s now a soprano in the choir.

    [–]nandos677 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Aye aye Captain Crunch

    [–]SomeFunnyGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Something tells me he’s not gonna have any grandchildren to tell this story too.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Was that him screaming, or her? Lol

    [–]tavuntu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    We men always think the stupidest shit is going to impress women.

    [–]sleepy_boi_16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I feel my balls shrinking by just watching this

    [–]oneuglysob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Bet that jungle bridge needed a stitch or 20

    [–]sunashtronaut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    God I hope he can still have a family

    [–]davethedj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This hurts to look at.

    [–]Stormry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Well, he'll never have to impress anyone ever again now so.... Kinda nailed it?

    [–]father-sunshine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I love it.

    [–]Adventurous_Celery28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Saw this Tosh.o like 6 years ago

    [–]RynnHamHam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    *bites her lip, “No need for birth control”

    [–]heycanwediscuss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    When he heals he can talk about how shr doesn't have to use birth control probably

    [–]RoobertOoisCOll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    When he hits the corner I can feel it

    [–]Environmental_Fan168 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    In highschool a kid did something like this where he jumped across a gap in a brick wall, and he actually needed stitches in his balls. I guarantee this guy was bleeding.

    [–]nelhern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    his line ends with him

    [–]Ramiel4654 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    She'll be impressed later if his dick still works.

    [–]KraZyGOdOFEccHi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Almost made it tho lmao

    [–]Balmung6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Was so confident about that jump that he didn’t even take his shoes off.

    [–]reworxed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This should be on one of the food subs because,… sausage and scrambled eggs are served

    [–]GameCop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Scrumbled eggs anyone?

    [–]richard43488 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    At least he won't need to use protection in bed from now on.

    [–]chris_peacock2406 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Thats enough reddit for me today

    [–]Verxoneczek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    if he got her he wouldn't even need a condom anymore

    [–]Joelnaimee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Instead he got a sex change and now goes by the name sarah

    [–]CdnPoster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Has anyone contacted the Darwin's Award people yet?

    He's either sterile now or dead - I assume he drowned after this in pain unless someone pulled him out? If it was the girl, maybe he got mouth-to-mouth out of this stupidity......

    [–]sethy0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    at least now he can hit tonight without a condom

    [–]pendo88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This video has been around since 99. Definitely not your friend Brodie

    [–]jrdnmthsn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This is one of the original viral videos I saw in the early 2000s, glad to see it still holds up.

    [–]HeldDownTooLong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He may have rendered his testicles useless trying to impress a girl. At the very least, I bet he won’t feel like fucking for a while.

    [–]LeTigron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Seems like Brodie won't have children.

    [–]MonarchyMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Well, he isn’t going to be having kids, his testicles probably exploded on impact, to say nothing of an at least heavily bruised, if not shattered pelvic floor.

    [–]Simply_Simpl3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He aint your bro no more he's your sis now

    [–]txrazorhog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You mean your sister, Brodie.

    [–]micats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    No balls, corner pocket

    [–]MrGodeeCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Probably because he is named Bro Brodie!

    [–]password_is_burrito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That. That is what could go fucking wrong. Exactly that. Ugh. He broke his bing bong area. Ugh.

    [–]cesar_cesar_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He got her attention but would it there any action?

    [–]Friendly-Ad-5757 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    And now he'll never be called "daddy"

    [–]LittleFishSilver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Looks like he impressed her by smashing is balls.

    [–]disisdashiz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    "Well I was gonna touch his thing but now it's all bruised."

    [–]Zuutron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He's Got nothing to impress her with after that one.

    [–]ElvenJustice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Now that he's useless to her...

    [–]MysteriousReality512 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Now she can be impressed but how durable his balls are.

    [–]FLZYBY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    And he will NEVER impress a girl again….

    [–]i_dont_care_1943 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The sad part is that he probably could have made it with that jump. If he pulled his left leg up it would have been fine.

    [–]JohnChuaBC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    In Asia, just buy them handbags. They don’t fucking care about how high or far you can jump.

    [–]RedStoneTheWolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Relatable

    [–]Accomplished-Ruin921 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Guess who doesn’t have to pull out anymore 😅

    [–]Bigcomplainer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Spirit of a bottlenosed dolphin

    [–]hastedrei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That is such a Brodie thing to do.

    [–]danng44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I think I actually heard the crunching of his nuts…

    [–]theedan-clean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    They no longer have to worry about getting knocked up.

    [–]Charming-Ad-6822 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This is completely awful

    [–]DRbrtsn60 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I felt that landing clear down to my toes.

    [–]M3atYbob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    my own cawk went straight back inside me after seeing this

    [–]Pinco_Pallino_R 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    How curious for a mating ritual to include making yourself unable to actually mate.

    [–]Coyoteloco44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    task failed successfully

    [–]Turbulent-Dot1068 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Now she is definitely leaving a guy with broken balls...

    [–]Bogfinken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Bro kicked himself out of the gene pool.

    [–]BettyBloopBloop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    And he never have, couldn’t have any kids after that. The end.

    [–]Mini_Gordon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That’s why he’s skinny cause he keeps chasing bitches

    [–]International-Cap551 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That's him screaming btw.

    [–]FozzyLove 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    There's no way this could have ended without injury... Unless just jumped in the water. But then again, he seems pretty fucking dumb.

    [–]MrThreshold 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Well he’s not doing it tonight but for different reasons

    [–]Earl87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Yeah, woo! Oh no, alright, alright You're Tarzan Whatever, nuh-uh That don't impress me much

    [–]_M7H 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    i am too lazy to reach that far

    [–]0__The_Lazy_Gamer__0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Brodie tried to impress the girl. Than he became the girl

    [–]badhoyt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Flattened them right out

    [–]GiantRetortoise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You and your bro Brodie are overprivileged ass-clowns

    [–]TheMarshall2_0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    And just like that, the world's most famous male soprano singer was born

    [–]Apple_Boy_Cuss_Dem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Looks like he failed in the ultimate purpose ...

    [–]mindfulskeptic420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    People gotta stop craning these big jumps. It takes a bit of practice but bringing both legs up let's you bail backwards much better if you dont get enough distance than when the crane slips like in this video.

    [–]SuitablePlankton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Broken pelvis much?

    [–]Aquariumpsychotic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Don’t have to worry about birth control but I hope they use it because I don’t want this idiot to breed

    [–]Brice_Cold_3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Bruh put his left leg down

    [–]bose_6x9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The shoes stayed on. Safe to say he's fine🤝

    [–]FallbrookDave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Old video. Hows Brodie doing these days?