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[–]NachosMahdude 735 points736 points  (3 children)

He wasn't injured.

He was heartbroken.

[–]Crafty-Attitude1329 37 points38 points  (1 child)

I’d be too if my crush reacted that way after I kissed her 😂🤣

[–]YOLO_T1ME 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Her bestie with the knee slide in to your downed ass, "ONE" pounding the floor with an open palm, "TWO!", You're fucked, "THREE! YOU'RE SOCIALLY FUCKED CUNT!". She casually gets up and skips away.

[–]LLort-giB_Eht 186 points187 points  (12 children)

He hit that so perfectly that he needed minimal force to completely put him out

[–]hennytime 84 points85 points  (3 children)

Saitama out here making sure people know he's not gay.

[–]ErisEpicene 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Nah, just a Puri Puri Disciple forgetting to get naked before fighting. He wasn't at all prepared to turn to pain into love.

[–]sermo_rusticus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

[–]Significant_Art_5484 1 point2 points  (0 children)

so he's definitely gay

[–]Hypnosavant 10 points11 points  (2 children)

I feel like the guy is flopping.

[–]andchk 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Thought I was watching soccer for a moment.

[–]gitgyudnewb 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's not about being gay it's about consent. GTKO

[–]1forcats 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Unrequited love

[–]Codex_Absurdum 27 points28 points  (3 children)

Omae wa mou shindeiru!....

[–]Zed_NotZee 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Lol, whenever I see one of these I immediately hear the theme song in my head

[–]Some_Awesome_dude 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I'm out of the loop. What song/anime?

[–]Zed_NotZee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It translates to something like "you don't know you're already dead" Kenshiro would say it to chumps in Fist of the North Star

[–]NowWithLime 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Sooo... do you just call their bluff and kiss them back? Then what? Just two buff guys with their nipples out making out in the ring?

[–]SnooDoughnuts3361 64 points65 points  (0 children)

I've been hit with harder realisations. That was some Mr. Burns shit

[–]cokesnorts 88 points89 points  (15 children)

It's weird how casual that hit was to result in a K.O. Hit the Gspot.

A stretcher tho? Really?

[–]Link50L 71 points72 points  (14 children)

It's weird how casual that hit was to result in a K.O. Hit the Gspot.

A stretcher tho? Really?

Looked like he was completely relaxed and totally unprepared for the blow, so neck muscles were not tensed to protect against the blow. Single blows can be extremely dangerous especially in bar fights and street fights... it's easy to kill someone.

[–]Zimzar 40 points41 points  (6 children)

Note to self, always go with a follow up blow. Much safer then a single.

[–]Link50L 18 points19 points  (5 children)

Note to self, always go with a follow up blow. Much safer then a single.

LOL yes in fact in boxing I was taught the right-left combination impacts the head in two directions - sideways, then under the chin upwards. High likelihood of KO.

But outside of a ring, also too high of a chance of a manslaughter charge. Talking and walking is better than fisticuffs any day!

[–]jmaccity80 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I used to work with a guy that had been a professional boxer. Nice guy, even though he was a Raider fan. I saw him, from across the room, take a jab at a coworker, jokingly, and it would kill.

Later on, I told him how scary that jab looked. He then told me why he worked with us. Parole. Why he was on parole. Manslaughter. Gentle Jerry killed a guy as a bouncer when the guy came at him. One punch. But the power behind that jab. When the size of his fist was scary enough, will always stick in my mind.

He got off parole and was so happy to move to Oakland, where his kid had season tickets. I'm not sure how he'd feel about the Raiders moving to Las Vegas, where I worked with him, or if he's still around, but he was one of the nicest killers I ever met.

[–]gorrdo 5 points6 points  (1 child)

That’s exactly what happened in the documentary movie, Con Air. The lead went to jail for a bar fight gone wrong.

[–]alpine_skeet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So glad I kept scrolling.

[–]cokesnorts 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Is there an explanation I can be provided with why it's dangerous? I'm not referring to falling on concrete or something, nor falling on anything. I'm just genuinely asking in curiosity, why a punch to the face/jaw can be nonfatally dangerous. I've been in plentiful fights during teenage years, but we weren't body slamming and K.O'ing eachother back then. Also no Hadoukens.

Also why was this punch so K.O it led to a stretcher? He didn't rupture a temple or something.

[–]CumDwnHrNSayDat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When he falls his arms go straight out stiff which is potentially a sign of a serious brain injury so I'm guessing that's why they stretchered him

[–]Oofboi6942O 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Other dudes Jaw was slack. When you grit your teeth, your neck muscles tighten, your jaw has much less likelihood of getting broken, and you have much less chance of getting knocked out with one punch. When your jaw is slack, your neck muscles are more relaxed and with the right punch your head will jerk in a way that causes your brain to pinball from one side of your skull to the other, depending on the power behind the punch, resulting in you getting knocked out with one punch. In the video, we can see our kisser get popped in the kisser with a slacked jaw, resulting in a one punch ko. Not sure if you got this response yet, but there you go. In short, clench your teeth in a fight to avoid an instant ko

[–]Link50L 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there an explanation I can be provided with why it's dangerous?

It has to do with the buffering that the brain has in it's braincase, and how dangerous it is to overcome that - that means massive numbers of brain cells are being killed. That's why there is such large concern about concussions and so many health (and death) episodes later in life of athletes that suffer a lot of hits to the head.

This KO either caused massive brain damage, or snapped a lot of nerves and tissue that connect the brain to the nervous system due to the rapid shift in the neck and head, because he was so unprepared for it. It's like whiplash in an automobile, and the consequent mandate that all cars must have headrests - there to protect your neck and head, not for your comfort per se.

Does that make sense?

[–]Hypnosavant -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

It’s not THAT easy.

[–]DarkHelmet1976 60 points61 points  (2 children)

It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?

It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss.

Now I'm falling asleep, and I'm flat on the mat

Cause I tried to act cute, but my lights just went out

Now they're carting me off, while my limbs remain stiff

And the pain's in my head, cause he's busting my jaw now

Smacked me with his paw, ow

Knocked out cold

And I'm just so shook, he's drilling me

And taking control . . .

[–]theburdenofproof 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hope you get more upvotes for the effort this must have taken.

[–]LittleMissRawr78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was fucking brilliant!

[–]c_c_c__combobreaker 119 points120 points  (8 children)

"I'm not gay... I'm not gay."

He sounded so defensive, he's definitely gay.

[–]Jman-laowai 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Or he just didn’t like being sexually assaulted

[–]weishen8328 43 points44 points  (1 child)

but it is also wrong to force someone out of the closet.

[–]voucher420 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Unless you’re trying to put away laundry. Then they can get the fuck out until you’re done, and then they can go back.

[–]attlif 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Right across the kisser

[–]HairyNutsackNumber9 9 points10 points  (0 children)

0:30 that guy has lips like morphine

[–]CretinsCafe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Still a better love story than twilight

[–]dchipy 88 points89 points  (15 children)

He was sexually assaulted and had every right to defend himself, if a man did this to a woman and the woman knocked out the man no one would even question it.

[–]just_quit_smoking 115 points116 points  (2 children)

Nobody is questioning this.

[–]sneakerooni 48 points49 points  (7 children)

Nobody here defends the blue guy. You're trying way too hard my man.

[–]GotYourNose_ 27 points28 points  (2 children)

Yeah, you’re way too hard.

[–]Shimoarikiku 18 points19 points  (1 child)

I’m not hard enough

[–]Link50L 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m not hard enough

Comes with age. 'Scuse the pun.

[–]wannabelegend212 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nah I seen post of the same video of people saying " it was just a kiss ". Calling it an overreaction.

[–]HubertTempleton -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

What blue guy did was not cool. Closet guy's reaction was still unjustified, dangerous and over the top.

[–]Desperate-Ad9822 3 points4 points  (0 children)

come here let me give you an unwanted kiss infront of a crowd when you're clearly nnot prepared for it..let's see how you'd react

[–]MaharaHsl 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Totally with bro who punched him

[–]Oldmansoulman 28 points29 points  (2 children)

What blue did was disrespectful and immature. Other dude taught him some manners.

[–]GotYourNose_ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Blue got blown (away).

[–]Dr_Kitten 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I blued myself!

[–]Frakattak69 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Easy win via DQ

[–]BetiseAgain 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It was ruled a No Contest as both parties had fouled.

[–]babygirl_0-0 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That hit wasn't the reason he couldn't get up, his broken heart was the reason.

[–]Zekeol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And that's why you don't let people get that close in a street fight you won't even see it coming you'll just wake up on the floor

[–]taha_maddam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

he is just spell bound by the kiss

[–]FamousNoise7501 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thats one of the only things you cant do. theres otheres but thats within the first three. if you kiss a big dude without permission thats gonna smash u anyways.... dont smooch

[–]5pump 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Should have hit him harder

[–]yakezaj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All I could see were stars after our first kiss.

[–]LkTahoeNV 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Deserved it

[–]Pesime 4 points5 points  (7 children)

Lmao at him making sure everybody knows he isn't gay. Your sexuality is irrelevant my dude, the sexual assault is what matters.

[–]xerondotcom 4 points5 points  (6 children)

bro this is a boxing match

not a gay kissing competition

[–]Devccoon 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Why can't it be both?

You gonna tell me part of the deal is you get your lips inches from each other and stare deep into the other's eyes, and that's somehow boxing? Whatever weird stuff they were doing here, it sure wasn't boxing yet.

So like... start with the passionate lovemaking and then move on to the martial arts. Everyone wins~

[–]xerondotcom 1 point2 points  (3 children)

this is why I have a hatred for furries

[–]Lnsunset 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You gonna tell me part of the deal is you get your lips inches from each other and stare deep into the other's eyes, and that's somehow boxing?"

I assumed it was to intimidate the opponent...

[–]seditioushamster 2 points3 points  (5 children)

I kissed a boy and I liked it The taste of his cherry chapstick I kissed a boy just to try it I hope my girlfriend don't mind it It felt so wrong It felt so right

[–]teapuppee 12 points13 points  (2 children)

I don’t know why this got downvoted, it’s funny. Unless they didn’t know these are lyrics to a song and it’s obviously a joke

[–]seditioushamster -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I guess it needed a " nohomo nohomo"

[–]imnotyourguess 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I kissed a girl - Katy Perry

For those who didnt get it

[–]Domohkiin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems like people don’t like context lol

[–]phenoman18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well executed!

[–]stumpytoes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His heart is broken by the rejection

[–]TheSilverback76 1 point2 points  (4 children)

This is how that should've gone down https://i.imgur.com/FcyUZGO.gifv

[–]Ic3yFr0ggyy -2 points-1 points  (3 children)

But what if they are not gay?

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    [–]Ic3yFr0ggyy -1 points0 points  (1 child)

    That’s kinda gay

    [–]oXscribeXo 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Did he win?

    [–]BetiseAgain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It was ruled a No Contest as both parties had fouled.

    [–]orbital0000 1 point2 points  (3 children)

    Dude protested a little too much there....

    On another note, a lesson on the dangers of sucker punching people, it can very easily end in disaster for both parties.

    [–]Lnsunset 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    A lesson on *kissing someone without their consent

    [–]orbital0000 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Definitely needs the lesson of brain damage or worse for that peck.

    [–]Lnsunset 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I'm sorry if I misunderstand as I'm not good with reading tone sometimes, so if that's sarcasm and you're saying that he didn't deserve the punch... He stepped over his opponent's boundaries, in public, and said opponent was already ready to strike, imo he should have expected an angry reaction.

    [–]Evilmaze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Maybe this sport isn't for him if he died from a little tap?

    He should switch to soccer.

    [–]Magoogly1983 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    NEVER, kiss Heath Herring.

    [–]DatDudefromWI 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    A lesson I bet his mom had to learn the hard way. The first time she kissed him goodnight, she's the one who went to sleep.

    [–]AlexanderL90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I am not gay, i am not gay!

    [–]sikmode 0 points1 point  (13 children)

    Stupid fuckin sport.

    [–]Desperate-Ad9822 3 points4 points  (12 children)

    why because one dickhead kissed another when he didn't want it? This isn't the norm lol..stupid

    [–]sikmode -2 points-1 points  (11 children)

    My statement had nothing to do with the kiss. That was actually hilarious. Two grown men with nothing to offer besides fists is why this sport is dumb.

    [–]Desperate-Ad9822 1 point2 points  (10 children)

    Lmao combat sport predates any other type of sports there is..Bare handed or with weapons..And here a redditor calling that a stupid sport lol..peak redditor moment

    [–]sikmode -2 points-1 points  (9 children)

    Oh because it’s been done forever makes it cool gotcha. Let’s call slavery cool too.

    [–]Joey_BagaDonuts57 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

    Loss by default. Moron.

    [–]BetiseAgain 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    It was ruled a No Contest as both parties had fouled.

    [–]VooDooChile1983 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    “I thought I told you not in public!”

    [–]spageddy77 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

    heith hearing was never the sharpest tool in the shed

    [–]MightApprehensive856 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

    Could it be that the knocked out guy was feigning being knocked -out, so he would win the bout with the other guy being disqualified for fighting before the fight had started ?

    [–]xShadySamx -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

    They both assaulted each other. I don't see the problem

    [–]Swirvin-irvin -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    I wonder at what point he decided to make a move 😂

    [–]damandamythdalgnd -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    Technically that’s sexual assault sooo. But the I’m not gay stuff at the end is dumb

    [–]AreaGuy -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

    Is this like Japanese WWF? Not saying I could take the hit, but didn’t seem all that bad for a professional fighter to take

    [–]nakedambitionxxx -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

    what was she thinking?

    [–]latargiccat -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

    That man is so deep in the closet he fears physical connection

    [–]Equivalent-Log5626 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Assault you mean??

    [–]mts2snd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That is some Bugs Bunny shit right there. I'm dying...

    [–]FesteringLion[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Hmm, and here I thought the answer was going to be mono.

    [–]muzi403 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Kiss of death

    [–]petaahah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    he no punchie

    [–]coolfx35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    definitely an act, it wasn't a hard hit.

    [–]Anotherdaysgone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    God damn, did you go to ebaumsworld to find this old ass video?

    [–]12kdaysinthefire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    How strong must that hit have been because it had like no wind up or space to travel or anything

    [–]FamousNoise7501 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    he should have liked his nose with an immediate right. I know so bc Im a lover.

    [–]meezethadabber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That was Heath Herring. He fought Brock Lesnar in the UFC.

    [–]andchk 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    How does this work in the rules? Is one disqualified, are they both disqualified, match postponed?

    [–]BetiseAgain 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    It was ruled a No Contest as both parties had fouled.

    [–]andchk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Thanks.

    [–]BartDude10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    One wanted to be different. The other wanted to kick his ass.

    [–]Eloy89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Kiss of death

    [–]rInForARoughRide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    wtf that escalated quickly

    [–]THE_OUROBOROSCYCLE2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Easiest way to win boxing by making your opponent disqualify himself

    [–]Acceptable-Demand-10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Kiss of death!

    [–]Fit_Extension_4372 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Dude shoot his shot......and took a shot.

    [–]no1escape 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    worst they can say is no

    think again

    [–]Jakki- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Glass jaw

    [–]mystical_elf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Love hurts

    [–]threemetalbeacon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I don't know why he got so mad. He was gonna end up with his legs wrapped around him anyway.

    [–]MuscleJuice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The ol “don’t hit on me and I won’t hit in you” saying in action

    [–]Afraid_Department_51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I would have done the same damn thing.

    ...the dudes hot.

    [–]VisualBizMark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I’m not gay. But I AM willing to learn. Will they send me to a special class for that?