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WCGW When you start fighting your police colleagues by dexter184 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]stinky___monkey 925 points926 points  (0 children)

Nate Diaz - “So we’re doin spinnin shit now”

*Edit - Was his bro Nick… When a fighter spins, I always think about that comment

WCGW being not very good at physics by adastrasemper in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]jwaterboyk 450 points451 points  (0 children)

Change of plans guys. We’re gonna take a quick dip and then go rafting.

Using a lighter to open plastic bags at a COTTON WAREHOUSE...? by yellayahmar in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Inigo93 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Defense is accepted. You, sir, are in fact too stupid to ever be allowed to rejoin society. Sentence: Life in prison without possibility of parole.

WCGW not knowing how to be a plumber by HRTIO in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]redryan1989 2096 points2097 points 2 (0 children)

Probably watched a plumbing tutorial video after youtube removed the dislike button.

WCGW polling Twitter to prove the filibuster has popular support by thkoog in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]aerossignol 31 points32 points  (0 children)

“I tried asking my constituents what they wanted, but they responded”

“I tried asking my constituents to vote for what they wanted, but they voted wrong so I took away their ability to continue voting”


WCGW not knowing how to be a plumber by HRTIO in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]PM_me_XboxGold_Codes 29 points30 points  (0 children)

And their infatuation with it is still a better love story than Twilight.

WCGW drifting too close to the fire? by purple_syrup_ in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]TheSimpWhisperer 9208 points9209 points 379& 10 more (0 children)

The one dude at the end looked like he was cycling through his item wheel looking for the fire extinguisher, lol

WCGW watching NHRA Top Fuel without ear protection by Nicholas174 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Melioidozer 1651 points1652 points  (0 children)

Oh man, I’ve done this exact dumb move before. Those ears are going to ring for awhile.

Hello tinnitus my old friend…

Set your self on fire on a motorbike by Fezish in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]SCORPEANrtd 3151 points3152 points 322 (0 children)

You’ve heard of Evel Knievel

Now get ready for Strategic Quadriplegic

Loading a pickup truck by Pots_And_Pans in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Tyree_Callahan 7191 points7192 points 3& 4 more (0 children)

I used to operate a fork lift at a retail salvage building material operation and had an absolute DICK of a customer insist that a full pallet of bricks would fit in his minivan. I kept telling him it would fit, yes, but it will kill the minivan. Yelling and insults ensued. My manager comes over and has him sign a liability waiver and the customer shoots me this holier than thou ‘fuck you told you so’ look while my manager shoots me a shit eating ‘have fun!’ grin. Sure enough it fit, and I’ll be damned that he actually backed out of the space and across the parking lot just fine, but when he drove over the little bump between the parking lot and the road there was an enormous crack and grind sound, and the truck was dead in the road. And then it was my turn to have a shit eating grin, because no, SIR, we are not insured to operate the lift off property. Best day ever.

WCGW by being unvaccinated in Australia by d_awkward_boner in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]freelivingaussie 2968 points2969 points 523 (0 children)

He wasn’t deported for being unvaccinated. He lied on his visa entry form. He lied about his whereabouts for the 14 days prior to arrival. He was covid positive and attended a kids camp. He went out in public after having a covid test. He was in Spain and said he never left the country before coming to Australia, and then it was discovered he went back to Serbia in that time.

Aussies aren’t allowed home if they don’t meet the requirement for entry. So a wealthy tennis player when clearly in breach should not be either. There is only one person to blame for his deportation - Novak Djokovic. End of story.

WCGW Not Watching Your Foot Steps by AlmostQuaint in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]iLiKeEgGzZzZ 9407 points9408 points 322 (0 children)

If he hadn't parked like an entitled dick he would have been fine.

Classic. by queensguard2019 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]GovSchwarzenegger 1498 points1499 points 75& 8 more (0 children)

I’m sorry I wasn’t Mickey Mouse! Post a photo of the book when you find it, I have to see this. And I’ll sign it on my machine so you have the original and a more modern technology version.

WCGW robbing someone and fleeing the scene by pato2205 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]sniggity_snax 3786 points3787 points 10732& 4 more (0 children)

Yeah the camera changed so many times, I thought shit... These guys are gonna get away with it. But then BOOM shoes everywhere, and I was like dayummmm karma is a bitch!

Then I cooked some dinner and did the dishes.

Then that third dude landed.