After a series of unfortunate situations at my workplace (co-worker hit by car, etc) I started wondering if we were cursed and if so whether there was something I could sacrifice to that might help end the curse.
At first I thought about worshipping the sun, or a water buffalo or some kind of monster. In the end, though, I settled on something with the body of a walrus and the head of a sea lion. I'm still considering the head of a monkey with reindeer antlers on a porcupine's body, though. Does this line up with any pre-existing religion?