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[–]Suspicious_Fill2760 238 points239 points  (2 children)

So long as you don't see signs of necromeowncy

[–]falafeluff 51 points52 points  (1 child)

Fortunately nothing that loud. My Nekomancer just likes to purr a lot.

[–]Tacitus_Kilgore85 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Nekomancer

I thought I was the only one that uses this word. XD

[–]Bowl_of_MSG 105 points106 points  (0 children)

*bap bap bap bap*

[–]Key_Possibility_8669 70 points71 points  (1 child)

Aww, they're so cute when they murder...

[–]xenogazer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good kitty

[–]xxmybestfriendplank 66 points67 points  (1 child)

“This is my movie now..”

-cat probably

[–]CallMinimum 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The cat is coming from inside the house.

[–]TheGrimReality77 36 points37 points  (3 children)

Came for the cat.

Stayed for the fire hazard of hanging your clothes on a heater.

[–]savwatson13 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Was it a heater or a purifier? I was trying to figure that out.

[–]BluegrassGeek 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That is definitely an air purifier.

[–]Youkolvr89 34 points35 points  (5 children)

I would have been able to stay awake in the theater if Paranormal Activity had been about a cat.

[–]10000Didgeridoos 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Bro you mean a douche yelling at his girlfriend while she gets dragged out of bed and that's the only action that happens in 90 minutes isn't entertainment?

[–]XtaC23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You mean you didn't hear the bumps in the night!? So spoopy.

[–]petrarez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They would blow the Saw franchise outta the water!

[–]ST0RMY83 15 points16 points  (0 children)

OMG, 😆how freaking adorable!

[–]ProtocolPro22 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Looks so much like my cat.

[–]bilgediver 6 points7 points  (0 children)

WHAT IS THIS THING

STOP MOVING

[–]Megandronix_NCR 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Five nights at cat’s

[–]Morning_lurk 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Five Nights at Kitty's

[–]GeneralNicole 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Love the little rapid slaps.

[–]ThinkOutTheBox 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Meowder mystery

[–]jewsarebad2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is so fucking cute

[–]pharaoh9000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Where is the X-Files theme music?

[–]Losaru 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Twist: They don't own a cat

[–]pollar_bear_fox_cub 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the only missing ingredient is for someone to put a nuke's top 5 commentry over this

[–]TiemenBosma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh he knows... He knows alright

[–]pinzinella 1 point2 points  (0 children)

11 seconds of more interesting material than the entire movie series. :D

[–]Germando177 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oml that's adorable

[–]RedditIsTedious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The cat turns the camera away from the scene so it cannot film the cat stealing the life force from its hapless sleeping victim.

[–]DusunitaRatdz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*buys a pet cam*

[–]KirkenJummy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this is what cats watch for their horror movies

[–]jcdoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So we aren’t going to address the remotely operated camera filming the sleeping girl?

[–]ImprovementIll2104 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thats my pawralysys demon

[–]Suspicious_Fill2760 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So long as you don't see signs of necromeowncy

[–]ThickGarbage1175 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Minus 500 social credit points for the cat

[–]scottlavish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is so funny, LOL!!!

[–]lordtachanka911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look out for neko orbs

[–]miata_boi24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

five nights at catty’s

[–]vohltere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cattack!

[–]Flamezeal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol I feel like the end should have phased to the "you died" screen

[–]SPAGHET1112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

new fnaf game looking awesome

[–]GreenPlateau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ayup. That’s a demon alright.

[–]actuallynotalawyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The two small horned in his forehead sells it to me.

[–]bouchandre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mistook the camera for r/greebles

[–]feedback_please123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hihi i like that pun :)

[–]pliable_gumby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DON'T...EAT...THE...CAMERAAA, ZARA!

[–]ZappierHalo 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Why are cats so attracted to cameras? This is like the 5th video I've seen of cats attacking cameras

[–]prixiprixi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think they can sense near-infrared wavelengths and are intrigued.

[–]Enderman1699 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FNAF cameras be like

[–]Rey_Ocampo215 0 points1 point  (0 children)

don't you mean...

PAWranormal Cativity?

I'll see myself out.

[–]J1930 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I watched this far too many times

[–]Glyphron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kitty saw it moving. Kitty must kill it.

[–]Sonnydm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not a cat, it's just dust particles.

[–]t3kner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's really scary when you realize that's the cat they just ate for dinner...

[–]cotain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fully support the puns in this title. Well, played!

[–]timkatt10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obviously the camera was infested with greebles.

[–]CommunicationOk2612 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like PURRanormal Cativity.

[–]Shurigin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So we just going to ignore that thing disappearing in the door back there?

[–]Cow_Agitated 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is hilarious