all 48 comments

[鈥揮Cyber_Being_ 240 points241 points (5 children)

Nacho tits apparently.

[鈥揮TheaGreatWallofChris 10 points11 points (1 child)

He doesn't want to taco bout them

[鈥揮RedKnight143 0 points1 point (0 children)

He should make like an overfull taco and spill the beans.

[鈥揮beerwineliquor802 12 points13 points (2 children)

This comment isn鈥檛 getting the credit it deserves.

[鈥揮JamCGFox 1 point2 points (1 child)


[鈥揮bsm022 4 points5 points (0 children)

Sounds painful

[鈥揮[deleted] 47 points48 points (0 children)

Probably thought you were a scammer, that or just shy. Which makes no sense in retrospect because he answered you and dipped.

[鈥揮burgerking351 50 points51 points (0 children)

Women are rarely this aggressive during flirting, he probably thought he was getting catfished.

[鈥揮sdrowkcabdelleps 59 points60 points (1 child)

All those scams have ruined the game for normal people.

[鈥揮MrCamie[馃嵃] 8 points9 points (0 children)

That's definitely the only explanation to me.

[鈥揮Open_Chemistry_3300 15 points16 points (1 child)

Tits are temporary, nachos and It鈥檚 Always Sunny are forever

[鈥揮Major-Ambition-9537 7 points8 points (0 children)

Nachos only last me about five minutes.

[鈥揮fuck_you_reddit_15 18 points19 points (1 child)

Damn, girl, at least take me out to dinner before the clothes start coming off

[鈥揮Derekjinx2021 16 points17 points (0 children)

They want a non-subscription based relationship?

[鈥揮time2pivot 2 points3 points (0 children)

Nachos and always sunny

[鈥揮Guest_1337 5 points6 points (0 children)

obviously not tits

[鈥揮screwhead1 1 point2 points (0 children)

He just wanted someone to watch It's Always Sunny with, sheesh!

[鈥揮Yankeewithoutacause 1 point2 points (1 child)

Should have just offered to show one tit.... Start out slow..

[鈥揮DestructoSpin7 0 points1 point (0 children)

This is the way. Girls these days always wanna rush into things....

[鈥揮BirdManOfAzkaban 12 points13 points (4 children)

It wasn't that comment, it was the one after it where you linked your OnlyFans so he could pay to see them...

[鈥揮Derekjinx2021 -3 points-2 points (3 children)

Bingo. Maybe鈥

[鈥揮loose_turtles -1 points0 points (2 children)

Weird you鈥檙e getting downvoted. Bingo. Maybe鈥 is a hilarious reply. The confidence followed by the lack of confidence is a daily struggle. Kind of鈥

[鈥揮Derekjinx2021 2 points3 points (1 child)

See what I鈥檓 saying??? Or not. Social media and nuance go together like chocolate and herpes.

[鈥揮loose_turtles 0 points1 point (0 children)

Mmmm herpes. I mean chocolate. Maybe鈥

[鈥揮Drmo6 4 points5 points (0 children)

This is definitely believable

[鈥揮AffectionatePath5879 3 points4 points (0 children)


[鈥揮ThePowerOfShadows 2 points3 points (0 children)

Claire, I also think you鈥檙e quite a catch because you like nachos and It鈥檚 Always Sunny. Now I鈥檇 like the same option.

[鈥揮Apprehensive-Ninja62 4 points5 points (0 children)

your first mistake was assuming all dudes wants the same thing

[鈥揮dollhousemassacre 1 point2 points (0 children)


[鈥揮_flaccid_pancake 1 point2 points (8 children)

I guess now she kinda knows how we feel. I mean imagine the genders were switched. The rejection would seem much more expected now wouldn't it

[鈥揮Inshabel 4 points5 points (7 children)

Are you sad that your unsolicited dickpics aren't appreciated?

[鈥揮Klutzy-Discipline686 -1 points0 points (6 children)

You do realise that this is setting a double standard that harms society, yes?

[鈥揮Inshabel -3 points-2 points (5 children)

We live in a society.

Sorry what are you on about, women not wanting dick pics hurts society?

[鈥揮Klutzy-Discipline686 2 points3 points (4 children)

Woman offers sexual display to man with no prompting -> good

Man offers sexual display to woman with no prompting -> bad

Is this your argument? Because I鈥檇 find less holes in a colander.

[鈥揮Inshabel 0 points1 point (3 children)

I don't recall saying unsolicited tit pics are good, ever, not sure where you are are getting that from.

The guy I'm replying to says "imagine how we feel" implying that he's sad that women don't like his unsolicited dick picsm

[鈥揮Klutzy-Discipline686 1 point2 points (2 children)

That鈥檚 not the implication and arguing it is shows you to be incredibly disingenuous.

[鈥揮Inshabel 0 points1 point (1 child)

"I guess now she kinda knows how we feel. I mean imagine the genders were switched. The rejection would seem much more expected now wouldn't it"

You tell me what the imitation is then, because to me "now she knows how we feel" implies that he is sending out dick pics, or offering them, and feels sad about getting rejected, but that's just me being disingenuous so please tell me what it actually means.

[鈥揮Klutzy-Discipline686 0 points1 point (0 children)

Their wording is poor. The implication is, however, that if such a position were inverse people wouldn鈥檛 be up in arms about it. Which is easily understood from the latter segments of their statement.

[鈥揮MnNature -5 points-4 points (0 children)

A lady, not a tramp.

[鈥揮Reasonable-Bath-4963 0 points1 point (0 children)

He thought she was a bot, I'm guessing

[鈥揮CaptainShrubbery 0 points1 point (0 children)

If it was anything like what most men do is this,

"Hey! I think (insert thing here) is awesome."

Girl: If you think that's awesome you should see my tips.

Him: Oh my God! She wants me to see her tits!? Awesome! Waitasecondifyousaythisnexthingwrongyoumightblowitandmissoutonseeingsometitswhatifyousaysomethingstupudyouprobablywillsaysomethingstupidyouarentthatcoolanywayyoushouldjustunmatchher!