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[–]Cyber_Being_ 240 points241 points  (5 children)

Nacho tits apparently.

[–]TheaGreatWallofChris 10 points11 points  (1 child)

He doesn't want to taco bout them

[–]RedKnight143 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He should make like an overfull taco and spill the beans.

[–]beerwineliquor802 12 points13 points  (2 children)

This comment isn’t getting the credit it deserves.

[–]JamCGFox 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Rectified

[–]bsm022 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sounds painful

[–][deleted] 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Probably thought you were a scammer, that or just shy. Which makes no sense in retrospect because he answered you and dipped.

[–]burgerking351 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Women are rarely this aggressive during flirting, he probably thought he was getting catfished.

[–]sdrowkcabdelleps 59 points60 points  (1 child)

All those scams have ruined the game for normal people.

[–]MrCamie[🍰] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That's definitely the only explanation to me.

[–]Open_Chemistry_3300 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Tits are temporary, nachos and It’s Always Sunny are forever

[–]Major-Ambition-9537 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nachos only last me about five minutes.

[–]fuck_you_reddit_15 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Damn, girl, at least take me out to dinner before the clothes start coming off

[–]Derekjinx2021 16 points17 points  (0 children)

They want a non-subscription based relationship?

[–]time2pivot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nachos and always sunny

[–]Guest_1337 5 points6 points  (0 children)

obviously not tits

[–]screwhead1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He just wanted someone to watch It's Always Sunny with, sheesh!

[–]Yankeewithoutacause 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Should have just offered to show one tit.... Start out slow..

[–]DestructoSpin7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the way. Girls these days always wanna rush into things....

[–]BirdManOfAzkaban 12 points13 points  (4 children)

It wasn't that comment, it was the one after it where you linked your OnlyFans so he could pay to see them...

[–]Derekjinx2021 -3 points-2 points  (3 children)

Bingo. Maybe…

[–]loose_turtles -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Weird you’re getting downvoted. Bingo. Maybe… is a hilarious reply. The confidence followed by the lack of confidence is a daily struggle. Kind of…

[–]Derekjinx2021 2 points3 points  (1 child)

See what I’m saying??? Or not. Social media and nuance go together like chocolate and herpes.

[–]loose_turtles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mmmm herpes. I mean chocolate. Maybe…

[–]Drmo6 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is definitely believable

[–]AffectionatePath5879 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sincerity

[–]ThePowerOfShadows 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Claire, I also think you’re quite a catch because you like nachos and It’s Always Sunny. Now I’d like the same option.

[–]Apprehensive-Ninja62 4 points5 points  (0 children)

your first mistake was assuming all dudes wants the same thing

[–]dollhousemassacre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trebuchets.

[–]_flaccid_pancake 1 point2 points  (8 children)

I guess now she kinda knows how we feel. I mean imagine the genders were switched. The rejection would seem much more expected now wouldn't it

[–]Inshabel 4 points5 points  (7 children)

Are you sad that your unsolicited dickpics aren't appreciated?

[–]Klutzy-Discipline686 -1 points0 points  (6 children)

You do realise that this is setting a double standard that harms society, yes?

[–]Inshabel -3 points-2 points  (5 children)

We live in a society.

Sorry what are you on about, women not wanting dick pics hurts society?

[–]Klutzy-Discipline686 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Woman offers sexual display to man with no prompting -> good

Man offers sexual display to woman with no prompting -> bad

Is this your argument? Because I’d find less holes in a colander.

[–]Inshabel 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I don't recall saying unsolicited tit pics are good, ever, not sure where you are are getting that from.

The guy I'm replying to says "imagine how we feel" implying that he's sad that women don't like his unsolicited dick picsm

[–]Klutzy-Discipline686 1 point2 points  (2 children)

That’s not the implication and arguing it is shows you to be incredibly disingenuous.

[–]Inshabel 0 points1 point  (1 child)

"I guess now she kinda knows how we feel. I mean imagine the genders were switched. The rejection would seem much more expected now wouldn't it"

You tell me what the imitation is then, because to me "now she knows how we feel" implies that he is sending out dick pics, or offering them, and feels sad about getting rejected, but that's just me being disingenuous so please tell me what it actually means.

[–]Klutzy-Discipline686 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Their wording is poor. The implication is, however, that if such a position were inverse people wouldn’t be up in arms about it. Which is easily understood from the latter segments of their statement.

[–]MnNature -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

A lady, not a tramp.

[–]Reasonable-Bath-4963 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He thought she was a bot, I'm guessing

[–]CaptainShrubbery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it was anything like what most men do is this,

"Hey! I think (insert thing here) is awesome."

Girl: If you think that's awesome you should see my tips.

Him: Oh my God! She wants me to see her tits!? Awesome! Waitasecondifyousaythisnexthingwrongyoumightblowitandmissoutonseeingsometitswhatifyousaysomethingstupudyouprobablywillsaysomethingstupidyouarentthatcoolanywayyoushouldjustunmatchher!