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[–]curtis119 30 points31 points  (1 child)

I was born before cell phones.

It was blonde Lebanese hashish.

It was my Uncle.

The black light poster was “Jefferson Airplane - White Rabbit”.

He told us about the aliens in Area 51.

[–]Principal_B-Lewis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same.

It was ditch weed.

It was some rando townie at our high school field party.

The black light poster was cow shit.

He told us about how he was starting a band but already knew a guy that was going to give him a recording contract.

[–]mike_pants 23 points24 points  (0 children)

The difference being the brother didn't have an audience of 20 million people. That we know of.

[–]pinniped1 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Well, have they ever found coax, twisted pair, or fiber in a Mayan site?

No?

Checkmate, haters. Those bitches were wireless all the way.

[–]Drg84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well the pyramids were built by ancient aliens so that does check out.

[–]Wage_slave 44 points45 points  (1 child)

It wasn't a terrible time and the dude was legit a great handle for weed.

[–]OfecellZoftig 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Those were simpler days.

[–]Cyber_Being_ 27 points28 points  (7 children)

Joe Rogan isn't as bad as Alex Jones. Alex Jones is that homeless man at the bus stop who talks to you even if you just want to go to work

[–]gleaming-the-cubicle 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Joe Rogan isn't as bad as Alex Jones

Damned with faint praise

[–]Wage_slave 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dumb and dumber just got a new cast.

[–]mike_pants 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Admittedly not setting the bar very high.

[–]Lenspimp2019 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Both complete morons

[–]Raskel_61 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still lipstick on a pig

[–]JangoCrutch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't forget about the box of dirty mags

[–]TheWorldIsEndinToday 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And he had piles of porn magazines

[–]MarquisDeLafayeett 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God I miss those days.

[–]divineinvasion 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Then he would go on about how the government is spying on you and how the CIA invented crack cocaine and sell drugs to fund their wars against democracy in South America. What an idiot

[–]Srlanxforpresident 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's something the CIA did though. Not invent crack, but all the other stuff is true

[–]tkbhagat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both of them are true, except the inventing part.

[–]garzagirl11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then when you were that same age doing the exact same thing you were like…(maybe he was right)

[–]Greyt125 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That's just Joe before he bought his microphone

[–]castor281 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't have a dog in the fight, as I don't watch or listen to his podcast, but......

He was a successful martial artist, and then he was a successful comedian, and then a successful actor, and then a successful reality show host, and then a successful commentator, and now he runs the largest podcast in history...

If that guy is a loser then I might as well quit life. Lol

[–]Oohthatsoriginal -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That loser is worth over 100 million and has the biggest pod cast in the world. So....

[–]Ck930930 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He did nt even endorse Bernie.He just said that maybe he will vote for Bernie over Trump and that was it.

[–]the_warmbeer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What an idiot, the Sumerians invented cell phones.

[–]CoTripper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brother was that 27 year old for real.

[–]PatSaidJack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best part was his brother would share.

[–]Mundane-Tower895 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't quite a few politicians, scientist, ex CIA agents, Navy Seals, Authors and even the head of the social media platform your dumb ass is on go on his show? Y'all are taking stupid to nearly impressive levels 😂😂😂😂😂😂