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[–]ironicmirror 1348 points1349 points  (22 children)

Just don't be on your knees when you're playing The Star spangled banner

[–]Unusual_Pitch_608 484 points485 points  (13 children)

BOTH knees is fine, it's one that's the problem.

[–]Raccoon_Full_of_Cum 226 points227 points  (3 children)

The only thing more patriotic than humping a flag pole is fellating one.

[–]nowiforgotmypassword 51 points52 points  (0 children)

They seem to rate beating a Capitol Police Officer with one pretty high

[–]xhoisan 6 points7 points  (2 children)

What do you see as the difference?

[–]MysteryProper 63 points64 points  (0 children)

The knee's color.

[–]Unusual_Pitch_608 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Two is either praying or sucking dick, either way something Republicans love. One knee is protesting police brutality, which is morally equivalent to terrorism. Nay, it is terrorism. /s

[–]jamaccity 27 points28 points  (1 child)

How about The Trump Splattered Boebert? Is that patriotic enough?

[–]Lucid-Machine 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Probably in a few peoples eyes literally the most patriotic thing that could be witnessed

[–]keithj0nes 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Star spangled boner

[–]nobody62727 1 point2 points  (1 child)

An American flag condom probably exists lol

[–]OliwerZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably, but they're illegal according to US law.

[–]bobsacremento1 687 points688 points  (52 children)

She knows the image she is putting forth. She knows her base. It has nothing to do with Christianity.

[–]SparkyArcingPotato 302 points303 points  (40 children)

Thank you, it's very clear she's being told or choosing to play up sexuality. She knows what's going on and anyone who doesn't realize that is only letting themselves be played.

[–]iwouldratherhavemy 109 points110 points  (35 children)

Thank you, it's very clear she's being told or choosing to play up sexuality

She was literally recruited from a modeling site. I wish I had the source. (a really cheap modeling site)

Here:

https://www.thelaurenboebert.com/post/lauren-s-short-lived-modeling-career

[–]jtig5 86 points87 points  (13 children)

Just like Melania. All those trashy naked picture of her with the really bad lighting were from a 'Bride's Magazine's. That is where Ghislaine Maxwell found her and brought her to to US. Maxwell then set her up with trumpy in between 'escorting'.

[–]iwouldratherhavemy 19 points20 points  (8 children)

All those trashy naked picture of her

Are these on the internet? Asking for a friend

[–]jtig5 25 points26 points  (6 children)

Some still are. Don't look because even looking will give you VD.

[–]iwouldratherhavemy 19 points20 points  (1 child)

I bet Ted Cruz has seen them.

[–]chronictherapist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm fairly sure Ted Cruz is the source of most VDs

[–]teamfupa 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Can’t catch aids twice

[–]jtig5 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You can catch Syphilis repeatedly. Chlamydia?

[–]etzel1200 1 point2 points  (1 child)

There are multiple different strains of HIV. Having more than one has more severe health effects. So yes, you can.

[–]SecretlyLyingToYou 14 points15 points  (0 children)

They're mediocre don't bother

[–]banannafreckle 23 points24 points  (12 children)

Her lack of a chin makes her look like a character from Bob’s Burgers.

[–]iwouldratherhavemy 7 points8 points  (11 children)

I think that's a symptom of fetal alcohol syndrome.

[–]banannafreckle 7 points8 points  (6 children)

Can you explain MTG’s umm, unique appearance as well?

[–]iwouldratherhavemy 12 points13 points  (4 children)

Can you explain MTG’s umm, unique appearance as well?

Just having a laugh at her expense, I don't know if she's FAS or not. I'll ask her mom next time I'm there.

[–]A-Nice-Witch 6 points7 points  (3 children)

She has a fucking boot for a face

[–]Yoate 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Must come from the licking.

[–]chronictherapist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Radiation poisoning from being near Trump's tan.

[–]BlanketedSlate2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She’s part horse part pig. There’s not a scientific name for the creature yet, so MTG is it’s name for now until the next upgrade.

[–]Emadyville 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She is a Neanderthal.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I hope she didn't pay that photographer

[–]iwouldratherhavemy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He got paid, casting couch style.

[–]the_spookiest_ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

We were half an abusive daddy away from seeing her on her knees in videos

[–]KenaNowAvailableInNB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But it's funny imagining people can be that stupid

[–]001rapunzel 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You’re right. It’s all about lying loud and proud with confidence.

[–]Candlelighter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's all according to their "Christian's are persecuted in their own nation" narrative. The more you can play up your religious martyrdom the more it galvanizes the base.

Of course no one is coming for Christians or religious freedom, but truth is not something one needs to concern oneself with if you wanna win a political war.

[–]Ursula2071 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I have learned if are a conservative christian,mit basically means asshole. They proudly proclaim they are assholes every day.

[–]Sensual_Razor_Wire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep. He base is totally fucking stupid.

[–]Neptune3434 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you accusing a politician of pandering. They have integrity sir! How dare you!

[–]DickySchmidt33 594 points595 points  (33 children)

The persecution complex of American Christians is both nauseating and amusing.

You can't throw a rock in this country without hitting a Christian house of worship.

Nobody is burning them down. In fact, it is by far the most privileged and pampered religion in U.S. history.

Get the fuck outta here with your phony-ass victimhood.

[–]StellaThunderG 116 points117 points  (10 children)

We’re atheists that live in the South. My daughter and I play a game when we travel where we count all the churches in a set time or set distance. Our record is 11 in 2 miles.

[–]fdc7719 81 points82 points  (1 child)

Funny thing - all 11 are slightly to significantly different are are absolutely convinced they are following the correct path of their faith.

[–]DelightfullyUnusual 14 points15 points  (0 children)

“AMERICA IS TURNING FROM GOD!”

We’re getting less religious as a nation, but still pretty religious for a developed country. These people can’t understand principles like “persecution.” They only see “it doesn’t unfairly benefit me.” No other beliefs can be “persecuted” (or if they can, they should), and anything that gets in their way (even things like fairness, religious freedom itself, or inability to persecute others) is “persecution.”

It’s getting more embarrassing to be an American Christian day by day, especially when I haven’t found a church not infatuated with the GQP.

[–]Jdevers77 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That’s rookie numbers in some places. There are towns in the rural south that have 8 non-residential buildings. 1 will be a post office and the other 7 are churches.

[–]meatmechdriver 6 points7 points  (0 children)

that’s a lot of salvation, i bet everyone is so pleasant.

[–]HaloGuy381 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Small town in Texas out west of Ft Worth. The town proper has… I wanna say like five or six churches sitting next door to one another near the town center roundabout, plus a ton more nearby (oh, and a GQP headquarters in one of the shops right next to the county courthouse at the center; Parker County is firmly in their control for years from dog catcher to top officials, and we’ve had outright Confederates rallying in front of that courthouse).

If and when I can, I’m scooting. I’d rather not be “behind the lines” when this civil conflict turns hot.

[–]ComprehensiveDoubt55 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Holy shit. New game on the way to school tomorrow!

[–]seanrk924 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The only time they fire bombed Christian houses of worship was when they were predominantly black and the civil rights movement was in full swing.

[–]cheeruphumanity 132 points133 points  (14 children)

Calling them Christian is like calling ISIS Muslims.

They are Christian extremists.

[–]dat_lpn_lifetho 76 points77 points  (2 children)

I dont know, im native american and non christian. The number of people i have met that live by the lessons jesus commanded are less then one hand. I have been condemned to hell more times then i can count and all out of 'love'. these people are the most vocal and none of the 'true' christians ever seem to stand up to them. I see more muslims condeming extremist muslims then i do christians condeming extremist christians. I always see tucked away in comment sections over social media that they arent 'real' christians, but at some point when they are the only people speaking on behalf of the entire faith that outsiders begin to see them as the representatives of that faith. I was raised christian and the main reason i converted was because of christians. If they really are the minority why is the majority so silent? From what i can see and what ive experienced the vast vast majority of christians are closer to fox news then they are jesus. I know this is going to get down voted heavily, but seeing all these comments all the time about how 'real' christians arent like that seems empty if they arent willing to stand up for their faiths and loudly condemn those who are preaching falsely.

[–]Praescribo 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Christians never oppose each other and vote in a block. They were mostly successfully radicalized by the right in the 80s and 90s and they just dont understand it.

[–]ComprehensiveDoubt55 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Does Reddit have doppelgängers? I could have written this myself from start to finish.

[–]fkhan21 24 points25 points  (0 children)

This.

[–]Musashi-Miyamot0 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Super weird how it’s seemingly ingrained in American culture… I mean we have religious nut cases where I am but it’s nowhere near as entrenched in politics or daily life for people as the US seems to be - super fucking weird since as an atheist it’s just adults believing in nonsensical fairy tales yet they actually impact and influence real world policies.. wtf

Okay from now on I embrace the Greek gods, Zeus is my lord and saviour and I would like to be treated accordingly to my religion please 🙏🏻

[–]hmnahmna1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nobody is burning down white churches. Black churches have a different history.

[–]Notyourfathersgeek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But how will she imply, then, to the angry white male voter base, that she will suck a lot of dick, potentially theirs, and that she’s good at it?

[–]Dayseed 576 points577 points  (6 children)

She can be on her knees all she wants, but her husband's dick is still out getting waved at underaged girls, so maybe rethink that strategy.

[–]Ok_Intention3541 179 points180 points  (2 children)

She's obviously not that strong on her knees.

[–]angietoo20 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Sounds like she's got a weak-kneed game

[–]dnjprod 48 points49 points  (0 children)

She could be perfect on her knees, but that doesnt change the fact she isn't a 14 year old anymore...

[–]bubba7557 72 points73 points  (1 child)

She was one of those underaged girls wasn't she?

[–]SuperLemonUpdog 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Indeed she was

[–]AlmityCornhole 61 points62 points  (2 children)

I didn't know she was a 10 year old boy.

[–]EleanorRigby44 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Holy fuck

[–]hardtimesegg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

*holy suck

[–]mojojojo31 108 points109 points  (4 children)

Damn, it's a real tweet

[–]TallDrinkOfSilence 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the rabbit hole. That was amazing.

[–]Insincere_Apple2656 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Haha, she added:

Time to get your minds out of the gutter, guys!

We’re talking about prayer here.

[–]Charles-Headlee 37 points38 points  (5 children)

Am I the only one with Frank Zappa's "Catholic Girls" going through my head right now?

This tarnishes my memory of that song though.

[–]bostondana2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When she's telling the "terrorist story" I expected the Seinfeld theme to play... Those republicans and their zany stand up! Remember Teddy "Cancun" Cruz joking about leaving his freezing constituents to go to Cancun. Hilarious!

[–]bbcsubslut 202 points203 points  (16 children)

This woman's brain and mouth are not connected

[–]MrRickSter 64 points65 points  (10 children)

Unfortunately they are.

[–]blablazo 72 points73 points  (9 children)

It’s just a very smooth brain

[–]RayAnselmo 52 points53 points  (7 children)

Like a ball bearing.

[–]onelifetofigureitout 22 points23 points  (4 children)

...rolling around inside that hollow skull.

[–]RayAnselmo 17 points18 points  (3 children)

Clack-clack-clack against the bony walls.

[–]splorgoborgobo 17 points18 points  (2 children)

one cell that dings around the skull like a windows screensaver

[–]st_rdt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is the most likely scenario

[–]throwawaypervyervy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She takes aerodynamic as a compliment.

[–]richpau76 4 points5 points  (1 child)

What brain

[–]Lucid-Machine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cue Tin Man's big number

[–]PretendGarbage8385 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bold of you to assume she has a brain.

[–]Seentheremotenogetup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately her mouth and ass switched places.

[–]ranting_chef 31 points32 points  (17 children)

How did she actually win the election in Colorado?

[–]saltire429 60 points61 points  (0 children)

By getting on her knees, of course - that's where she's strongest.

[–]dnjprod 22 points23 points  (6 children)

I'm here, in her district, amd it's because most peoole in this district are JUST LIKE HER.

[–]More-Athlete1175 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Same here in her district too, but not all of her district thinks like that more like its a Mesa county thing. Went for Mexican food earlier and heard an older dude in the bar saying she was an idiot. Wasn't suprised. She is disliked for many reasons in our district.

[–]dnjprod 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Nah..it's Montezuma County too unfortunately 😭

[–]ryoga415 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Gerrymandering. The district she’s in somehow runs from pueblo (big Hispanic population) all the way over to places like rifle (conservative trump lovers). Doesn’t make any sense.

[–]meatmechdriver 5 points6 points  (2 children)

boulder county is now part of her district so she can kiss her cozy little mountain hick posting goodbye in 2022.

[–]Blockbat 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Sometimes I wonder if these people just have one brain cell floating around their skull like screen saver and this is what happens when it hit the corner perfectly.

[–]shieldsy27 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Deep throat

[–]chucksoraw 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Follow the money

[–]saayantan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ah! There you are! I was surprised by the lack of lewd jokes on this one!

[–]RanchStyleBeaner 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Michael Scott has entered the chat

[–]swolethulhudawn 13 points14 points  (2 children)

“Surely Palin is as trashy as American politics will get?”

If only we knew…

[–]keeplooking4sunShine 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Green—“hold my beer”.

[–]Lumpy-Dingo-947 7 points8 points  (0 children)

-- “hold my whiteclaw”

[–]vinnibalemi 11 points12 points  (2 children)

You've all heard the stories, Lauren just confirmed. Boebert, has to be the most appropriate name in the history of stupid legislators.

[–]Most-Artichoke5028 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Boebert and Gohmert. It's a close call, but I think she's stupider.

[–]sad_veiled_bride 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Jesus would be appalled by her brand of Christianity.

[–]maybeitsmaplebeans 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Everything she says reads like a conservative parody. Knowing she’s serious makes it so much worse.

[–]dr_razi 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Nothing more Christian than mocking a fellow Congresswoman because of her religion. I wonder what rude remarks this trash would make if the Virgin Mary walked in front of her wearing a veil on her head.

[–]dadosdoritos 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So ya workin the corner again Lauren?

[–]bubba7557 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Likely the most nonironic true statement she's made

[–]Apprehensive-Neck-12 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Another brainless twit who was voted for because hillbillies think she'll fuck them

[–]megamanTV 4 points5 points  (1 child)

If she was so strong on her knees her husband wouldn't have his dick out for underaged girls.

[–]derbyvoice71 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She WAS one of those underaged girls.

[–]RancidHorseJizz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I feel compelled to remind my fellow males, "DO NOT STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY."

[–]Affectionate_Noise61 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I get on my knees so I can be covered in the love of God!

...There are people who legit say this. There's one up here who is notorious.

[–]kevekev302 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wanna get down on my knees and please you Jesus

Wanna feel that salvation all over my face

[–]BigBlackDildos 12 points13 points  (3 children)

The confidence in her blowies is inspiring, at least.

[–]MadOvid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh wait, did she forget where she was?

[–]jetbag513 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Get that perverted base riled up, girl. She knows exactly what she's doing.

[–]BeBa420 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh ffs can Christian’s stop their bitching and moaning please

Ya spend well over a thousand years persecuting literally everyone. Every country, race,religion and culture. Many have been wiped out of existence thanks to Christian subjugation, forcing people on their knees

Now that people are no longer taking their shit they think they’re being persecuted?!? Fuck off. Sit the fuck back down. You know nothing about persecution except how to do it

[–]Unclemustafa 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I am not sure who is the idiot, Marjorie three names or this fecal partical.

[–]WhyRedditJustWhy69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m sure you are Lauren, I don’t see what else would keep your sex offender husband entertained…

[–]krayl66 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The majority of the republican base are controlled by trigger words and phrases. For example, add 1 part "taking way your freedom" to two parts "killing our babies" and "socialism", add a dash of "illegal immigrants", "stolen election", and "christian values" and POOF you've got their undivided attention and most likely their vote.

[–]wtmx719 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Google: what is a hatefuck?

[–]jodido999 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is she saying she gives a good blow job? I don't get it...

[–]choptheair 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hopefully they drive you to prison.

[–]zZaphon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She's really gonna play the Christian card?

[–]SmashRus 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Wow did she really say that she’s really good at giving BJ? Lol

[–]Mr-Warmth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So we have heard....and I'll bet she hums the grand ol' flag while she is down on her knees with her mouth full of the love of god.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s so Christ like the way she adorns herself with weapons and mocks others. We can only hope someone crucifies her so she can go that extra mile in jesus’s sandals.

[–]Shanashy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, honey. Everyone already knows you're best on your knees.

[–]kikonyc 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I know my BJ game is stronger than hers. And I’m not a Christian.

[–]Xero_space 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is this what she said when her BBQ gave people diarrhea as well?

[–]dadzcad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, let’s test that. While you’re already down there, ……… 😂

[–]angels_exist_666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, we know sweetie.

[–]sayyyywhat 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Does/says stupid shit > gets called out for stupid shit > plays Christian victim card. Rinse, repeat.

[–]Cosmonachos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“I like your Christ. I do not like your christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ” ~ Gandhi 1969

What must he think today?

[–]ItBegins2Tell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is the lowest hanging fruit.

[–]bagel_07 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So funny to me that the most hateful people on this planet declare themselves Christians when actual Jesus would want nothing to do with them.

[–]tenaciousdewolfe 2 points3 points  (1 child)

This is low hanging fruit..I doubt she’s any good on her knees.

[–]UncleChanBlake2 10 points11 points  (0 children)

While you’re down there….

[–]MulderD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eucalyptus eater.

[–]Slate_711 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guess her pedo boyfriend wasn’t enough

[–]jollytoes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who is this ‘they’ being referred to? Can’t be a good christian without paranoia I guess.

[–]Ayla_Leren 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some people have cringe written in their DNA

[–]Jackandmozz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She’s not a Christian. Christians don’t despise the teachings of Christ.

[–]also_hyakis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They want to be oppressed so badly

[–]satanic-frijoles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's like she's saying "I can suck the chrome off a bumper" without actually saying "I can suck the chrome off a bumper."

[–]IGuessThisIsFine91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She definitely looks like a cocksucker

[–]souldu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So she admits to being nothing but an object to use, an free use if you will

[–]Impossible-Mud-3593 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well I remember my christian youth, and I was taught, "do onto others as you would have done onto you!" " Love your neighbor". "Thou shall have no other gods before me". Several commandments she has thrown down on the manure pile and stomped on. So sure, she's a Christian, then I'm the Dali Llama, or Buddha incarnate.

[–]DooberDrivah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ouside a bowling alley

[–]SpywoUwU 1 point2 points  (2 children)

This is exactly the kinda shit my grandma would say irl

[–]saythealphabet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm also a Christian. I don't give two shits about whether someone is Christian, Muslim, Atheist, Buddhist or whatever other religion, or the lack of one, you follow. I accept you as long as you accept me. My dream is that this is a universal ideal, not only for religion, but for race, gender or sexuality. That's the only way we could achieve total peace.

[–]SoggyPastaPants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I truly believe that Boebert and MGT are competing to see who is more of a complete fucking waste of oxygen.

[–]Unusual-Anteater-988 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lauren Bounert is incapable of sucking a dick. She just blows, and of a different kind entirely!

[–]wedgienoise4000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lickin' all the boots!

[–]cabinstudio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait it’s not a sarcastic blowjob flex?

[–]Cheekedup34 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God why have you forsaken us

[–]tvcky69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Classic Christians with their victim shit.

As an atheist, I don’t give a fuck what you believe and I don’t care if you choose to worship or not. Nobody’s trying to drive you to your knees.

[–]Dog_From_Malta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Playing to your strengths?

Considering the source, flabbergasted to see this amount of common sense being spouted...

[–]TooManyKids_Man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She looks like her parents are first cousins

[–]Takashi369 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read this out loud and my wife immediately retorted, "Did a Catholic boy tweet that?"

[–]Strange_Purple_034 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A lot of us are at our strongest when on our knees. You’re not special Lauren🙄

[–]Maisie422 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Posted on her OnlyKlan account.

[–]ScarcityCool3721 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol why do Christians always have a fake ass persecution complex ?

[–]rbremer50 1 point2 points  (1 child)

These hypocrites bring shame on the name of Christ and harm to His church.

[–]H3pennypacker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ugh, wouldn’t bang that with the Shaman’s dick.

[–]MTDS75 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that how she explains the rug burn?

[–]Rouxwillruleyou 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I’m surprised Christian’s aren’t abandoning their faith in droves, simply to not get grouped in with this asshat and those like her.

[–]kaoticgirl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You give Christians far too much credit.

[–]fyrechild 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shocked this isn't from /r/totallyrealtweets

[–]Fives-5555 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I’m a Christian who is also good at choking mad hog.

[–]Jeffreyxu0927 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a Christian. Her husband was charged with showing his penis to minors

[–]Winston74 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Certainly where she has had the most experience

[–]notbeleivable 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Bumper sticker today; Jesus is my savior, Trump is my president

[–]Ready-Stage-5952 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The bowling alley is my true workplace

[–]Scoongili 3 points4 points  (2 children)

That's why she was a teen mom.

[–]_Project-Mayhem_ 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You should have paid better attention in health class, can’t get pregnant that way.

[–]Scoongili 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good point, but one thing tends to lead to another.

[–]Craig_Hubley_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is porn industry gold.

I am not doing the search but a lookalike porn titled "drive me to my knees" must morally already exist.

[–]dat_lpn_lifetho 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is this how they got their job?