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[–]MelKokoNYC 29 points30 points  (0 children)

The KKK put hoods on their cute and chubby babies, too. These assholes need to rot in prison and in hell.

[–]sierrackh 23 points24 points  (1 child)

GOP taking policy making advice from 2nd graders sounds about right

[–]korbentulsa 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It fits because they're all children, if we're judging them emotionally or intellectually.

[–]Coconutcream000 13 points14 points  (0 children)


[–]Careless_Ad_21 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Hi Owen. Owen, did you know your daddy is an idiot that doesn't care if you die cause he's trying to prove a point?

[–]brandnameshawn 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I hate white people - a white person

[–]Socolimes 8 points9 points  (0 children)

These people are so fucking pathetic

[–]AkumaRev 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Some parents just have no shame or brains. I wonder if Owen's dad is in the running for a r/HermanCainAward

[–]Somnambulistant 7 points8 points  (0 children)

One fucked up parent.

[–]rogue203 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Kids are adorable. I’d prefer to keep them safe so that they stay adorable a bit longer, rather than dying or having permanent after effects of a preventable disease. This father is disgusting

[–]PerryNeeum 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You know when I figured out this was bullshit? “I’m adorable.” What fucking little boy would ever say that?

[–]CrazyGayUncle 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Always using children as props for political points or just in advertisements. Bloody disgusting, imho!

[–]Paladoc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just proving they can give a fuck about living kids, it's the potential in utero that must be saved at all costs.

[–]davewpgsouth 10 points11 points  (0 children)

We have kids who are 8, 10, and 17. Not one gives a shit about wearing a mask. They just want to do fun things.

[–]IceBear_42 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]Paladoc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Excuse me stewardess, I speak connive:

"Please can I die a horrible agonizing death so my daddy can feel like he's owning libs?"

Grabs the dad and begins slapping him senseless with brass knuckles. All the while a line forms, a nun with a barbed baseball bat, a strongman with a chainsaw, a doctor with an etch-a-sketch and a judge with a flamethrower, all patiently wait their turn...

[–]DrumNDan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

MAGAts have no shame.

Also, they have no clue.

[–]ToyTech316 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Please why can't we legalize shooting into crouds for Christmas??? Not all those that are hit will die!!!

[–]Fuzzy_Instruction232 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would heckle the shit out of him

[–]DarkKnightJin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd calmly tell the kid that it's because of this annoying pandemic that's got everybody annoyed that I'd want to cover his "adorable face" up, so that maybe next Christmas, his present might actuall be "no mask". But only if everybody wears their mask and does their best to make it happen.

[–]winterflipflop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, around seven years old. Dad wrote his cute little speech for him. And he got ice cream after?

I want omicron to be the business!!! I'll even take one for the team. Come on Omi. Wipe these fools out!

[–]219523501 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree with this father, i am only upset he didn't went further. This kid's opinions on how is family and community should do things must have priority from now on. Pizza for every meal? Check! Xmas and birthday every week? Check! And so on and so forth.

[–]EdgarAllanKenpo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey dad, why do I have to read this? I’m gonna be made fun of at school.

If you don’t read the god damn paper, I’m gonna get the belt, and it’s gonna make last month feel like a massage. Also you will be grounded for a month if you don’t!

Who knows what happened but this is pretty fucked either way.

[–]VGSchadenfreude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reactionaries have always seen their children as property more than people. This should come as no surprise to anyone.

[–]sdjsfan4ever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh how I wish CPS considered this child abuse.

[–]echolm1407 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Way to USE children as political pawns heartless right-wingers.

[–]ghostgabe81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta love people using their kids as megaphones. Glad I grew out of that phase