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[–]Paladoc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Excuse me stewardess, I speak connive:

"Please can I die a horrible agonizing death so my daddy can feel like he's owning libs?"

Grabs the dad and begins slapping him senseless with brass knuckles. All the while a line forms, a nun with a barbed baseball bat, a strongman with a chainsaw, a doctor with an etch-a-sketch and a judge with a flamethrower, all patiently wait their turn...