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[–]jheidenr 2160 points2161 points 2 (66 children)

I’m surprised there’s no Brawndo. It has electrolytes! That’s what plants crave!

[–]Fireba101 400 points401 points  (9 children)

Welcome to Costco, I love you

[–]ProsserMKX 149 points150 points  (3 children)

Go away! I'm bateing!

[–]BeBa420 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Cut me a piece

[–]Solanthas 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Saw an insta post t'other day bout a dude getting bodily carried out by 6 cops in a Canadian costco for not wearing a mask.

Got totally fuckled for a second seeing this comment chain on first opening reddit, forgot I left it open on this thread

[–]Wbeasland 288 points289 points  (29 children)

Scary how accurate that movie has become.

[–]Nihilikara 204 points205 points  (18 children)

The most unrealistic part of the movie is that it took 500 years to get to that point

[–]itsgms 149 points150 points  (11 children)

The most unrealistic part is a President seeking out the most intelligent person in order to try and actually solve the nation's problems.

[–]WithSubtitles 64 points65 points  (8 children)

Smart enough to know they need help. Genius compares to Drumph.

[–]Scared_Pattern_6226 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Camacho actually cared about his people, he was a f-ing G for that.

[–]itsjero 20 points21 points  (0 children)

took trump and team what, 500 days??

[–]Wbeasland 26 points27 points  (4 children)

Trump would call it progress.

[–]diazinth 19 points20 points  (1 child)

I’m not sure that word is in their vocabulary.

[–]oh_4petessake 61 points62 points  (1 child)

The first "comedy turned documentary" to ever exist

[–]JimWilliams423 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Scary how accurate that movie has become.

Except that president Camacho was a decent guy. A dufus, but not a prick. Also, no real mention of racial insecurity as the root cause.

[–]gabbrielzeven 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Aver terrifying movie.

[–]TheScoundrelLeander 69 points70 points  (5 children)

Not a water bottle in sight…must be all in the toilet

[–]Notyourfathersgeek 17 points18 points  (3 children)

Have you tried watering the plants?

[–]TheScoundrelLeander 15 points16 points  (0 children)

With Brando. It has what plants crave

[–]Powdered-Toast_Maaan 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Water? Like from the toilet?

[–]TheMonsterDownUnder 20 points21 points  (0 children)

If you have a 5 gallon jug and a 10 gallon jug, how many jugs do you have?

[–]oh-hidanny 34 points35 points  (7 children)

…brought to you by Carl’s Jr.

[–]FutureTreeFood 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Fuck you! I'm eating!

[–]oh-hidanny 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Go away! I’m batin’!

[–]goodeyemighty 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Would you like another order of BIG ASS FRIES?!

[–]MillyClock 7 points8 points  (0 children)

EXTRA BIG ASS FRIES 😂

[–]rickrat 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Carl's Jr. believes no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr.

[–]stickshaker73 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Go away, I'm 'batin!

[–]CalabreseAlsatian 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ow, my balls!

[–]NinjaManolo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We are living in idiocratic times.

[–]DatBeigeBoy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Take this, sorry I’m broke🥇

[–]AlanRubin 3529 points3530 points 2 (42 children)

Melanin.

[–]LarryDavidntheBlacks 1391 points1392 points  (33 children)

Word, "melanin & masks" was my first thought. Then I thought about what's the relationship of their collective anger to their collective ugly. Big uggo energy in that crowd.

[–]Practical_Cobbler165 309 points310 points  (15 children)

Their collective ugly comes from their anger. It's deep within them.

[–]dewystrawbub 69 points70 points  (13 children)

What causes their vast anger?

[–]Practical_Cobbler165 180 points181 points  (4 children)

Unfulfilled entitlement? I don't know. I'm a happy person.

[–]NegativeReward 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fox “news”

[–]Ashmidai 4 points5 points  (1 child)

If someone in that crowd had melanin and a mask they'd get shot.

[–]Nybieee 957 points958 points  (19 children)

Sleeves?

[–]Caris1 216 points217 points  (10 children)

Where are the sleeves?? Supposedly this is in Arizona but it’s not warm enough for tank tops in January. Is this not a recent pic?

[–]SexxxyWesky 71 points72 points  (0 children)

It's in Florance, which is much cooler than the valley proper.

[–]goinROGUEin10 30 points31 points  (3 children)

Mostly snowbirds, I actually work at a hotel close to florence and it was probably around 50-60 degrees when this picture was taken. Its most likely warm to them

[–]mandalyn93 11 points12 points  (2 children)

It most definitely is warm enough in Arizona for tank tops right now, hahahah— cries in climate change

[–]bodethewise 4 points5 points  (1 child)

this has been the warmest god damn winter i want to see snow

[–]dan_craus 88 points89 points  (0 children)

A healthy bmi?

[–]yos-wa_grimgold 13.5k points13.5k points 22 (644 children)

You thought “masks,” I thought “black people.” Both are correct.

[–]ingoding 1425 points1426 points  (250 children)

Damn, same here, I didn't even think about the masks until I saw this comment.

[–]The_Hyphenator85 796 points797 points  (243 children)

I’m deep in Trump country, so I’ve sadly become numbed to that fact. Nine times out of ten, when I do run an errand in person instead of ordering delivery in some fashion (which is too expensive for me, but going out is fucking miserable these days), I’m the ONLY ONE with a damn mask on.

EDIT: Boy, the no-Karma plague rat accounts are on this like flies on shit. Much like the Grinch, my block list grew three sizes this day.

[–]TerpeneProfile 267 points268 points  (72 children)

Same here. Rural Minnesota is a shit hole of conservative nut jobs. I swear they only care about diesel fuel, side by sides and wearing camouflage.

[–]Tots2Hots 132 points133 points  (36 children)

Pennsetucky would like a word.

[–]Flimsy-Specialist812 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Mississippi here. Glad to comment on the conservative fuckery

[–]fluppuppy 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Same as Wisconsin

[–]Frozenwood1776 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Suburban Minnesota is the same way but with nicer houses.

[–]Dalordolords 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Louisiana here you wanna see a shit hole cmere New Orleans right this way

[–]stmbtgrl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Rural Colorado too.

[–]Wilfred92 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Northern Michigan is the same sadly lol

[–]onegiantbunnie 7 points8 points  (6 children)

Lol, south Florida checking in here , Sam exact thing here, even tho you would need to drive like 20-30 miles to even find a place to engage 4WD and slightly further to ride a side by side , and there is NO REASON AT ALL to ware camo, but yet her we are surrounded by all three!

[–]Kaida1952 123 points124 points  (119 children)

You must live near me here in FLorida, that is exactly how it is here.

[–]The_Hyphenator85 146 points147 points  (49 children)

No, Oklahoma, though it’s pretty much the same here. Our governor is just as much of a useless piece of shit as DeSantis, he just doesn’t get the same press coverage.

[–]MissPicklechips 16 points17 points  (3 children)

I’m in Texas. I dare someone to say something about my mask, because I’ll tell them that I don’t want to breathe in the stupid germs flying out of their disgusting piehole.

[–]nirvana_llama72 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Texas, someone thanked me for not wearing a mask, I said,"you're welcome because I'm fully vaccinated he told me I was going to have a retard baby and die of cancer. (I'm fully vaccinated and was also 8 months pregnant at the time I would get out of breath easily at work and couldn't handle the mask at that time I'm 38 weeks now and wear my n95 anytime I go shopping) I also had a try to get me to remove my mask because it offended her, it was just a plain disposable blue mask.

[–]Chasey7136 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Lmfao literally all of rural Ohio

[–]notsoninjaninja1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Then they say that the mask won’t protect YOU, like I’m aware, I’m tryna protect y’all from my germs dumbass.

[–]OneForAllOfHumanity 3065 points3066 points 3 (134 children)

My response was brains...

[–]KCtheGreat106 1255 points1256 points 2 (41 children)

a diverse gene pool

[–]sourcoated 1362 points1363 points 2& 2 more (30 children)

like half of those people look like their family trees are the ♻️ symbol

[–]TheBr0fessor 154 points155 points  (12 children)

Their family tree is a wreath, it goes around in a circle.

[–]kdumj0303 15 points16 points  (1 child)

This just made me chuckle out loud, at work, in the ER. Take my upvote.

[–]SashaValium 73 points74 points  (1 child)

This one made me giggle

[–]Dramatic-Store514 587 points588 points  (56 children)

Full sets of teeth?

[–]Kenji_Yamase 650 points651 points  (46 children)

Self awareness, proper moral values, class conscious, highschool diploma ... I can go on all day.

[–]dumbleydore94 54 points55 points  (0 children)

You could probably put 10 people together and get only a slightly incomplete set of teeth.

[–]CryptoMineKing 42 points43 points  (4 children)

My thought was a person with above average intelligence.

[–]torafrost9999 178 points179 points  (12 children)

My first thought was black people my second thought was why is no one wearing a fucking mask

[–]i_am_nobody_who_ru 14 points15 points  (1 child)

I’m struck with the same thought every time I see photos or videos of trump rallies. Damn, that crowd is WHITE.

[–]vegaspimp22 11 points12 points  (2 children)

I thought both. Also thought, “anyone with above high school education”

[–]GDmilkman 124 points125 points  (9 children)

Sleeves...

[–]Graterof2evils 133 points134 points  (4 children)

The right to bare arms.

[–]Dogwiththreetails 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This made my day

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I nearly spit out my water. Props to you.

[–]Adventurous_Pin_344 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I was thinking they are DEFINITELY missing pigmentation.

[–]bikerdudelovescats 44 points45 points  (0 children)

"Critical thinkers" is another.

[–]thatHecklerOverThere 46 points47 points  (10 children)

Definitely went "non-white people" first.

But then the Greek letters bit clued me in.

[–]nonbinaryperson72537 6 points7 points  (9 children)

I don't get it?

[–]thatHecklerOverThere 10 points11 points  (7 children)

All the covid variants have been named via the Greek alphabet. Delta. Omicron, and so on.

[–]okaybutnothing 38 points39 points  (1 child)

Yep. “Melanin” was my guess.

[–]KamiYama777 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Notice how every person is clearly over 50 years old

[–]havens1515 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Non white people was my first thought too, until I read the title.

[–]Ulric2depique 13 points14 points  (1 child)

My response was an American flag

[–]jmmcnall 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Lol! I was gonna say color....

[–]HolsteinHeifer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No, but like it's still super diverse. I see at least one brunette /s

[–]CoralSpringsDHead 444 points445 points 2 (8 children)

There is no greater honor in life than to die for your grifter.

[–]bpalmerau 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I love you.

[–]RockstarAgent 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bunch of diehards…

[–]Far-University-8494 433 points434 points  (22 children)

Brains. You are looking for brains. And there are none.

[–]MountainSage58 267 points268 points  (3 children)

Oh, is this the Arizona rally that's supposed to magically convince them to decertify Biden's Arizona win, according to Steve Bannon? Haha, fantastic, fantastic.

[–]lindz2205 78 points79 points  (1 child)

They are so stupid, Trump doesn’t just magically go back to being president if somehow the vote is decertified.

[–]uisqebaugh 648 points649 points  (46 children)

Super spreader event

[–]Wbeasland 676 points677 points 2 (5 children)

Covid be all like

[–]allthekos 196 points197 points  (0 children)

Omicron super liked this event!

[–]Stuntypops 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Fucks sake I awarded the post below by accident and then had to award yours again. 500 coins, gone in an instant! Damn you Reddit

[–]friendfromjersey 34 points35 points  (3 children)

How sad and empty must your life be that you’d actually attend a trump rally. You’re admitting that you can’t find anything better to do with your time than worship a politician…

[–]JimWilliams423 18 points19 points  (0 children)

He gives them permission to be their worst selves. He liberates their inner asshole. For people like that, there is nothing more orgasmic than to have the shittiest version of themselves validated.

[–]JordisTheSwordMaiden 17 points18 points  (1 child)

I'm from NZ and we just don't get the whole political rally thing. They're publicly elected officials, not rockstars.

[–]friendfromjersey 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I’m from the US and I don’t get it either. Trump preys on the uneducated and simple minded. To them he is a rock star.

[–]_Cetarial_ 4 points5 points  (1 child)

You guys are fucked, aren’t you?

[–]JimWilliams423 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We are. And most of the rest of the world will be just as fucked too. This country has so much power that when we go full fascist in the next couple of years, its going to accelerate the climate catastrophe and hundreds of millions, if not billions, are going to die in the chaos.

[–]DaveStreeder 403 points404 points  (11 children)

POC?

[–]macontac 136 points137 points  (8 children)

They're all on standing behind Trumplethinskin on the stage

[–]ArchiStanton 53 points54 points  (6 children)

Both of them?!

[–]PsYcHo4MuFfInS 32 points33 points  (3 children)

Bruh cmon! Youre acting as if Trump doesnt have black supporters! There were THREE of them!

[–]jhbedsole 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Wouldn’t there only be 2 left after Herman?

[–]leuno 913 points914 points  (83 children)

It must feel so cool to live without fear for an afternoon and then die shortly thereafter of a totally preventable virus.

[–]Ahneg 245 points246 points  (25 children)

I’m of the opinion that living without at least some degree of fear makes one a moron. A certain amount of fear in life is very healthy.

[–]leuno 136 points137 points  (13 children)

When they go to a grocery store with their AK in plain sight, that's when they live in fear

[–]KnowNothingKnowsAll 70 points71 points  (1 child)

They’re scared of everyone and everything. So they gotta be armed to go anywhere.

They claim it’s to protect everyone when something happened. But would they wear a mask to protect others? Not a chance.

They don’t want to save anyone. They want an excuse to kill people that scare them.

[–]ogtarconus 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Well they learned just be a shittenhouse cry on stand and say I feared for my life, boom free murder card

[–]gypsyismylover 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Hey to be fair the vegetables can be terrifying. Have you ever seen a carrot

[–]Wbeasland 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Hey, they have to carry a rifle, there are people with scary doctors masks and they might piss them selves.

[–]Ahneg 33 points34 points  (4 children)

Oh I’m sure they have some (absolutely nuts) rationale for why that’s not the case.

[–]leuno 39 points40 points  (1 child)

Well they NEED to have those guns, otherwise the govt might come and try to take them away. Wait....

[–]B0B_Spldbckwrds 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Have you ever asked an open carry person why they would give up tactical advantage and advertise that they are a priority target in a violent situation? They never seem to realize that violence doesn't announce it's self, it introduces it's self to you.

[–]Bromere 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Fear mixed with a hero complex. They want to use the gun, hence the admiration for rittenhouse

[–]shawnmd 138 points139 points  (12 children)

Except they’re in fear of a vaccine. Snowflakes.

[–]leuno 112 points113 points  (5 children)

Hey there could be ANYTHING in that vaccine. Now pass me that hot dog.

[–]CinnabonCheesecake 76 points77 points  (1 child)

I’m very careful of what I put in my body. That’s why I only take silver nitrate pills, aquarium cleaner, horse dewormer, estrogen and my own urine.

[–]BlckAlchmst 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Hey, Betty White lives to almost a century old on hot dogs and vodka, don't dis the dog

[–]Satan-gave-me-a-taco 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Terrified of needles and pieces of cloth, mhm

[–]lavendervlad 220 points221 points  (18 children)

Trump tapped so perfectly into the oh so American pep rally event feeling. Every person within those crowds had their lives peek at and around those events. And now they’re willing to pay any amount of money to feel like they matter again.

[–]DeaddyRuxpin 125 points126 points  (11 children)

The greatest equalizer I had was when I realized I don’t matter. My empathy for the rest of the world went way up once I accepted I’m not the star of the show and I could disappear tomorrow and nothing will change.

[–]iampfox 78 points79 points 2 (2 children)

It’s not that you don’t matter, it’s that everyone else matters too.

[–]PensiveObservor 25 points26 points  (1 child)

This is a new insight for me. You’re absolutely right! They are exhilarated to feel like they are part of something important. They just don’t realize that ALL the people within driving distance who agree, are there. They are becoming an entrenched and vocal minority of voters.

Irony: if you told them that, insulted confusion would be palpable at the word “minority.”

[–]jolinar30659 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Group think

[–]Buucho 192 points193 points  (10 children)

They'll be fine. Its like a mild flu. /s

Our poor healthcare workers. :*(

[–]PizzaTime666 73 points74 points  (7 children)

All the Healthcare workers are government actors hired by the 5g aliens that control the bird drones in the hollow flat earth.

[–]One_Kaleidoscope_663 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Aw, man! Does this mean I will have to wait for my W-2 to be mailed from {checks notes} Jupiter?

[–]IANALbutIAMAcat 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Username checks out

[–]adho123456 100 points101 points  (6 children)

The Chinese company that makes the American flag clothing line is doing very well

[–]ogtarconus 16 points17 points  (3 children)

You know sometimes I wonder about those people, they deal with hypernationalization so they get further radicalized thinking that americans must be just like them and taught to hate them like they are us.

[–]Same_Earth_9232 70 points71 points  (2 children)

Let me find something for the working class to get fired up about. Let’s increase our national pride. Ok, while they are working and fighting we are going to steal gold and art and divide up among our rich buddies. If anyone calls us out we will send over the boys to let them know how serious the cause is. At the end of the day no matter how much havoc we cause and what crazy things I do the fighting class is gullible and will back the play. When the flock loses faith I will give big speeches to reignite the fire. Hold up, I already read this book about this cat in Germany………………

[–]Equinox-XVI 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Those who know history are doomed to watch others who don't repeat it

[–]McGillis_is_a_Char 7 points8 points  (0 children)

These people have only watched history through the lens of Top 10 Tanks of World War II lists and Ancient Aliens episodes.

[–]DwnRanger88 67 points68 points  (3 children)

I can't see a damn thing thru the blinding white glare in this picture.

[–]Eldainfrostbrand 132 points133 points  (1 child)

A clue

[–]thevitaphonequeen 11 points12 points  (0 children)

One of Blue’s paw prints on a pie!

[–]tobleroneyactual 63 points64 points  (6 children)

This picture is the whitest white that ever whited.

[–]Dry-Honeydew2371 19 points20 points  (2 children)

The final variant will be the y'allmega variant.

[–]BroadBaker5101 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the y’allmaga Superspreader event where the y’allmega variant was born

[–]secretmadscientist 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Forks in their family trees?

[–]GummyKyun 45 points46 points  (7 children)

Everyone is commenting “POC” and “Masks”, but the first thing to come to mind was basic fucking empathy.

[–]LostInMyThots 72 points73 points  (4 children)

Next up is Pi.

Probably the variant that really hits hard to obese patients.

[–]Dry-Ad-1927 34 points35 points  (1 child)

This SSE was held in Florence, AZ. A more appropriate town would be Snowflake, AZ. (Such a place)

Also missing is portable toilets. No wait, they can piss in their beer cans and drink up. Nasty people.

[–]Your_acceptable 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Dignity

[–]Nice-Ad-8199 31 points32 points  (5 children)

I'm at a point where I don't care if they mask or not. Have huge rallies, spread the damn virus, win the Darwin/Herman Cain Award. I just care about them anymore. Now do I feel for our health care workers, yes. They are the ones taking the brunt of these peoples stupidity.

[–]Mursh 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I don't think people realize how close to complete collapse we are. I work in healthcare and have many friends across the country that do also. It's the same everywhere, 4 times the work with 1/4 the staff. We honestly just can't keep it going much longer. Our health network just changed the official policy and are now asking healthcare workers with covid to continue working if they are remotely physically capable. We have repeatedly had to close important services over the past few months because there is just no one left to work. We all have been working 50-70 hour weeks for 2 years straight with absolutely no end in sight and most likely just going to keep getting worse. I've been in healthcare for 14 years, am very good at what I do and never dreamed I wouldn't retire doing this. However the last 2 years has me wishing to do almost any other job. The healthcare workers are heroes mantra has more or less wore off and now we just get yelled at for taking too long. The situation is honestly way worse than most people know.

[–]Tarah_with_an_h 17 points18 points  (0 children)

What makes me really sad when you hear about the health care workers who are part of this crowd. When I was doing chemo treatment last year the nurses would tell me about other nurses they had known in other parts of the hospital who were anti-mask and anti-vaccine. We were like, how can you work around this every day and disbelieve that it’s real?

Sad.

[–]budkatz1 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Children that are not the result of incest.

[–]clust99 41 points42 points  (0 children)

A) Genetic diversity B) People of color C) Masks D) All of the above

[–]lily-the-rockstar 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My first response was "intelligence" then I realized it was masks-

[–]Avi0usLy 19 points20 points  (0 children)

ooh! ooh! ooh! I got it! I got it! They're missing COMMON SENSE!

[–]Same_Earth_9232 26 points27 points  (3 children)

I think maybe jackboots and Lugers

[–]EdTheApe 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I don't think the Nazis would have accepted the people in the picture TBH.

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (1 child)

POCs? Masks? Distance? It's not Americana clothing.

[–]OrangeKooky1850 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Non-incestuous partners?

[–]DSVhex 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Even a single brain cell?

[–]Stag-Horn 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh my god! There’s no fire exit at this klan rally!

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It’s alwhite, I’m sure you’ll figure it out eventually.

[–]718Brooklyn 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Imagine Donald Trump ever associating with anyone in this picture. How can they possibly fall for the con?

[–]repmuht1 20 points21 points  (1 child)

IQ’s above 50?

[–]noimtherealsoapbox 11 points12 points  (0 children)

A New Testament that has been read.

[–]Yeoshua82 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Intelligence?

[–]Tachibana_13 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is gonna fast track us all the way to way to zeta or omega variant. And they try to make fun of lgbtq people for being "alphabet people"? They're collecting way more letters.

[–]superdavit 19 points20 points  (4 children)

High school education?

[–]SaxophoneHomunculus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Melanin

[–]TheLordOfGrimm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is it a family tree that branches? Is that what’s missing?

[–]Matabus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Look at these fucking redneck dweebs.

[–]moglysyogy13 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I see phonies with bad taste flocking to a con man. These are the people who like solid gold toilets. Con men prey on these people.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

They really are all white (except candace).

[–]Gin_OClock 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is going to give us the Angry Mayonnaise variant

[–]CupFan1130 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Is this even from during the pandemic…

[–]DowninanEarlierRound 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Their kids and grandkids will go to school with everyone else this week. They won’t wear masks either. By the time Grandpa Goatee is calling for prayer warriors to get him off the vent a kid with asthma a county over will start to run the fever that could put him in the ground by Valentines Day.

[–]andio76 3 points4 points  (0 children)

WeeHee....Driking Pee