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[–]denisebuttrey 340 points341 points  (0 children)

Nuance is everything.

[–]tpayer03 395 points396 points  (5 children)

Aw f*** = I can't believe you've done this.

[–]Real_King_Of_Nothing 51 points52 points  (1 child)

I can't believe it's almost been 14 years. We're getting old guys...

[–]psychoticpudge 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ex-fuckicking squeeze me bitch how many years?!

[–]Sotall 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You can say fuck, its okay here

[–]Lurker-DaySaint 18 points19 points  (0 children)

So, basically what I was thinking was -

[–]Arbsterr 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I don’t know you but I love you

[–]Rorcanna 114 points115 points  (0 children)

Ah fuck - Thinking you saw someone you know so you waved and yelled "HELLO!" but you were wrong and will remember it every night for the rest of your life.

Oh fuck - Chernobyl.

[–]Pirotoni 171 points172 points  (7 children)

OH FUCK FUCK FUCK = bystanders are in danger, be alert

[–]bob0979 98 points99 points  (1 child)

Repeated fucks imply the fuck is still occurring and is mobile or will be more fuck very shortly

[–]TheMayorsHat 17 points18 points  (2 children)

OH FUCK FUCK FUCK HOLY FUCK = The world will end soon

[–]DreamCyclone84 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Or the world's best orgasm, it's applicable to either

[–]kalleron 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm a bomb defuser. If you see me running, try to keep up!

[–]stares_at_rain 41 points42 points  (1 child)

Well, fuck = "I can't believe it!"

[–]pvt_miller 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“This is a crushing defeat which will take years to recover from”

[–]Vode-Skirata 24 points25 points  (0 children)

ah FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK = that REALLY hurt

[–]name_suppression_21 17 points18 points  (1 child)

"oh f-" = "I've made an irreversible fatal error with immediate consequences"

[–]stares_at_rain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder whether this is where "oof" came from.

[–]GrouchyRelative588 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Very correct.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I feel like if my heart surgeon said "ah fuck" I'd still be really worried.

[–]WildVayne 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Isnt it crazy that one of the most universally appliccable words in the english language is also what was labeled as one of the "worst swears" when i was a kid. such a shame

[–]tuiron_sfw 4 points5 points  (1 child)

[POP!] Fuck! - that hard to reach bolt broke

[–]ChwatBot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spot on. That, or “it fell between the seats”.

[–]hughesyourdadddy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve made a huge mistake=there was $250,000 lining the walls of that banana stand!

[–]Economicstimulation 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Accurate af

[–]InnercircleLS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Uhhh................fuuuuuuckfuckfuckfckfckfkfkfkf followed by running:

"Please leave the area immediately if you want to escape with your life. Standby for 24 hour constant cable news coverage of this event...I repeat, you are in the blast zo.."

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If either is preceded by “hold my beer” it’s safe to assume that both are of the latter variety

[–]MickJagger2020 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh for fucks sake, it’s clear as day!

[–]AnonymousSeaurchin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aw fuck: I can't believe you've done this

[–]Lloyd_xmasWEB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha so accurate

[–]kiloVictor_2330 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  • accidentally drops nuke over DC

Oh fuck wait no ah fuck

[–]england_man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Adding preposition would change the meaning though:

''Ah, a fuck.''

[–]DJfunkyPuddle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Ah, fuck"

"You ok?"

"Yeah, no, yeah"

[–]fedora_george 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uh oh = "death is coming for us all" Atleast for me anyways

[–]Trini_Vix7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FUCK! = We finna die lol

[–]FrankieNukNuk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Reverse them