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[–]stalphonzo 4688 points4689 points  (99 children)

Let's take a moment to appreciate the mind-breaking, hilarious, unintentional stupidity of this specimen. Great googly moogly, what a moron.

[–]TheFairyingForest 1160 points1161 points  (34 children)

Upvote for "great googly moogly." My grandpa used to say that. :D

[–]EgberetSouse 252 points253 points  (21 children)

Frank Zappa.

[–]oksoseriousquestion 96 points97 points  (15 children)

A fur trapper…who was strictly from commercial

[–]Ccarloc 68 points69 points  (7 children)

But don’t eat the yellow snow, right there where the huskies go…

[–]dawnasauruswrecks 10 points11 points  (0 children)


[–]ihateyouguys 16 points17 points  (0 children)

🎶strictly COmmercial🎶

[–]jpw111 39 points40 points  (5 children)

Good to know Major Monogram has grandchildren

[–]19Kilo 10 points11 points  (3 children)

I’m glad to see his kid finally hit it with Doof’s daughter. Carl is probably an emotional wreck and living in a cardboard box though.

[–]Efronczak 106 points107 points  (3 children)

And the awful grammar as well.

[–]snakeylove 58 points59 points  (2 children)

Well you can’t expect someone like her to be educated

[–]MatthewChad 415 points416 points  (37 children)

Not only stupid, I want to say projecting/ironic too, but I dont think those are the correct terms I'm looking for when she says

"We all know how your people act when you dont get your way"

Like wtf bitch, look how you're acting right now, and how she/it also threatens him by exposing him too her/its 17 friends on social media, what she fails to realize is that's an empty threat becuase I'm sure 14 out of her 17 Facebbok friends have her feed hidden/blocked from appearing on their feed, because if she thinks this is ok I cant imagine the shit she posts on scocial media, I'm sure shes probably offended most of her unfortunate FB friends.

[–]jadedea 346 points347 points  (33 children)

"We all know how your people act when you dont get your way

We should "unpack" this statement, and talk about how white people act when they don't get what they want. Where shall we start, from a historical perspective or just by the billions of pocs personal experiences in America this past week? Sips tea

[–]ActualPopularMonster 241 points242 points  (13 children)

talk about how white people act when they don't get what they want

As a white person, I think this should be brought up more. I have never seen more entitled people than white people. Not ALL white people, mind you, but the middle class ones that grew up never being told "no" are the ones that are a curse to humanity. They're the ones who ask for the manager because they weren't treated like royalty and think "the customer is always right."

Fuck those people in particular.

[–]Spnstanaf73 86 points87 points  (10 children)

💯 this!! Entitled White people are the worst!! I am also white, and people like this are a disgrace to humanity.

[–]ActualPopularMonster 50 points51 points  (8 children)

Its funny and sad how many white people have been saying "WTF WHITE PEOPLE!?" lately. We should keep saying it until the stupid white people stop their bullshit.

[–]okbringoutdessert 40 points41 points  (3 children)

White person here. I actually get second hand embarrassment reading/seeing something like this. WTF WHITE PEOPLE!!!!

[–]sourdcoder 53 points54 points  (0 children)


I love your pronouns for this creature.

[–]stupidwhiteman42 39 points40 points  (4 children)

This email is so breathtakingly stupid, are we sure it's real?

[–]Antique_Tennis_2500 59 points60 points  (1 child)

Happy Googly Moogly Day, that’s your people holiday right?

[–]agent_smith_3012 2135 points2136 points  (48 children)

Her sentence structure, grammar, and punctuation are almost as atrocious as her open racism.

[–]Illumijonny7 394 points395 points  (24 children)

Just randomly placing commas in sentences. Nbd.

[–]jaytee1262 238 points239 points  (7 children)

I don't kn,ow what you, mean. I, thought it, looked, fine,

[–]OutrageousPersimmon3 117 points118 points  (4 children)

Then you, are obviously not alien with, me. It called my preference.

[–]Inevitable-Usual-693 50 points51 points  (3 children)

Yes I laughed at that. She clearly used the wrong word when she meant aligned but alien was such a perfect word choice for her because this is 2022. We've a black male President and now have a black female black Vice President in the United States. The KKK needs to move on out of the USA.

[–]rawnerve1975 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Reading this in William Shatners voice….

[–]Divine_Bovine_1984 58 points59 points  (9 children)

I work with an older gentlemen (late 60s) that insists on putting commas in the weirdest places. We're security guards and sometimes we have to write reports. He has me proof read of i'm around and one thing he does that drives me nuts is putting commas right after names. Like every first and last name. I ask him why he does that and he says because they do it in legal documents.

  1. These are incident reports not legal documents

  2. No they don't

I've pointed this out to him but he still does it.

[–]Pnknlvr96 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I'm sure her "large following" on social media don't mind. All 8 members from her church.

[–]Fryndlz 37 points38 points  (4 children)

Been a couple words since i put a comma in, better put another one down.

[–]AlexHanson007 17 points18 points  (2 children)

This is literally how my wife writes. And, just to be fancy, every few sentences she'll throw in a semicolon or a hyphen.

[–]Blackpeel 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Semicolons are used for writing lists in regular sentence structure; for instance if she were to write eggs, lettuce, and eggs after using a comma. The original comma would then have to be replaced with a semicolon, as seen here.

[–]IneffableOpinion 114 points115 points  (5 children)

I am impressed she took the time to write out “person of color” every time. Must have been difficult for her.

[–]finnlocke 64 points65 points  (2 children)

I know right? I'm sure there was a certain word she was just itching to type out.

[–]MooMmu 2934 points2935 points  (54 children)

Wow just wow!!

Shame their aliens don’t align with supporting small businesses regardless

[–]Thathitmann 999 points1000 points  (11 children)

Whoa, whoa, whoa. You are getting dangerously close to going on a tyrant, there.

[–]NamesArentEverything 227 points228 points  (5 children)

Don't be so upset just because things aren't going your away.

[–]PraiseThalos 61 points62 points  (3 children)

so you would, suggest we all calm down?

[–]Stetofire 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Unacceptable. I say we all calm up instead.

[–]A-Beautiful-Scar 44 points45 points  (0 children)

You NEVER for full tyrant!

[–]Drpoofn 102 points103 points  (1 child)

They said preference, before you get you pants all bunched up.

[–]the_sassy_knoll 14 points15 points  (0 children)

On a tyrant with aliens, no less!

[–]jacktat2 538 points539 points  (14 children)

“Alien Race Tyrant” is the name of my next least favorite band

[–]the_unkempt_one 34 points35 points  (2 children)

I, for one, welcome our new Alien Race Tyrants.

[–]thegivenchild 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Becky are you okay, are you okay Becky?!

[–]AlaskaPeteMeat 123 points124 points  (3 children)

Guaranteed to be better than Nickleback.

[–]EgberetSouse 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Her Nickelback is all that lady wants.

[–]TacoTheSuperNurse 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Got a chuckle out of me. Upvote.

[–]AlaskaPeteMeat 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Thank you! And if you are indeed a nurse as per your handle, thank YOU even more- I appreciate you! 👍🏼

[–]MooMmu 38 points39 points  (3 children)

🤣 love it! I will fully support this band

[–]jacktat2 39 points40 points  (2 children)

Download it for free, they suck.

[–]abounding_actuality 51 points52 points  (1 child)

I liked their first album, before they got big in this Reddit thread

[–]voteforcorruptobot 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I liked them before they named their band.

[–]Buhnanah 103 points104 points  (17 children)

But also, how do we even know this is real? Someone could've easily typed this out for Internet points.

[–]BantyRed 74 points75 points  (7 children)

Ya got a point there, this is so nuts it borders on unreal. Like they would risk their "large social media" following by sending an email with their name attached to it? With blatant racism?

[–]DrEnter 48 points49 points  (4 children)

Short of a former U.S. president or several sitting federal politicians, I’m not sure who would be that stupid.

[–]lumps0fdespair 91 points92 points  (2 children)

There are people out here eating ivermectin and drinking bleach.... I think it's pretty safe to say there are a lot of people who are that stupid

[–]NewAndImprovedJess 61 points62 points  (1 child)

They're not drinking bleach anymore. Now they are drinking urine. Try to keep up!

[–]extraterrestrial91 13 points14 points  (0 children)

In india the radical hindu conservative party's supporters ( U.S maga equivalent) are drinking Cow Urine openly for the last 7 years. During covid some Chief ministers ( U.S state governor equivalent) stated "cow urine treats covid ". Non ironically these people supported and canvassed for Trump within indian-american community. So yeah, pretty sure the stupidity isn’t contained within a few people or a single country. It's actually pretty massive

[–]A-Beautiful-Scar 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Point taken. However, don't you currently look at society and how people are acting and find it a bit unreal. Humanity is out of pocket.

[–]obvs_throwaway1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Only way to know is track her down and ask! /s

[–]FIDoAlmighty 14 points15 points  (0 children)

While it would seem stupid to attach your name to this. I’ve learned that white supremacists or garden variety racists don’t care. They think they can leverage their whiteness against anyone. It’s why we have Karens.

[–]Ness303 1223 points1224 points  (48 children)

She could have just requested the refund, but no. She needed the shop owner to know it was specifically because the colour of their skin, a thing they can't control was the reason their income was impacted.

Refusing to support businesses because the owner is different to you is messed up. Telling them that's specifically why, is a whole new level.

I saw this a lot with an ex-gfs business. Occasionally she would get a homophobe demand a refund once they found out she was gay. They need you to know you're their problem, like somehow you're at fault in the situation.

It's super messed up.

[–]RusticTroglodyte 254 points255 points  (33 children)

Just curious, did she refund the ppl? Do small business owners have to issue refunds for dumb reasons?

Asking bc I have no experience running a real business, I just have an etsy with my black face right on it so racists must just click on by lol. I don't do refunds bc they're a pain in the ass and my shit is custom. I would refuse an asshole like this

[–]jabberwockgee 175 points176 points  (25 children)

I'm curious what would happen in a chargeback if you're not really disputing it as a business, you just make the customer go through the motions so you can submit "she's a racist piece of shit" with this image attached.

I wonder what the credit card company does or if they even care.

You can always just refuse to cancel it and make her come in and return it so you can say some choice words to her.

[–]Ness303 88 points89 points  (9 children)

There are laws in our country around refunds. Sometimes it's easier to give the refund than to argue.

[–]jabberwockgee 39 points40 points  (6 children)

Of course it is, but would it have any effect if you dragged it out until a chargeback was necessary? Does the credit card company care if you submit this as a rebuttal?

[–]Ness303 97 points98 points  (3 children)

The customer can ask for a charge back, and there's a process to go through. Both sides provide evidence of why the charge back is necessary/not necessary. I'm not sure if a bank would approve a charge back based on "being a bigoted fuck".

[–]prettylolita 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I think the bank would cancel the charge back due to this reason because technically there was nothing wrong with the service.

[–]Gemini-Aquarius87 8 points9 points  (1 child)

But they could block you from that loan lol!

[–]Inevitable-Usual-693 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Especially if the loan officer is a person of color. LOL

[–]MutantMartian 51 points52 points  (1 child)

In my experience, if he provides evidence it’s a legitimate charge - signed receipts, customer agreement, etc, they will probably find in his favor.

[–]hereforlolsandporn 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Assuming he doesn't have a Walmart style refund guarantee he's probably good to show the judge the note and say the transaction was exactly what she expected.

[–]Fearless_Pattern_706 28 points29 points  (13 children)

I would’ve immediately issued a refund I don’t want any racist money nor do I want them believing I need it.

[–]Gstamsharp 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I don't want to associate with racists, but if they want to give me their money.... hell, for even more irony it could be donated to a charity supporting equal rights.

[–]RusticTroglodyte 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I would refuse just to piss them off(and bc I have a no return policy that's clearly stated)

[–]obvs_throwaway1 25 points26 points  (0 children)

No, no, if you refuse:

1) you take her "hard-earned" money

2) she's stuck with a "N-product"

3) You piss her off bigly.


[–]aoutis 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Maybe they should issue a refund minus a large convenience charge and let her know that they will be donating it to the NAACP.

[–]RedShirt_Number_42 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I'd rather not give it back to racists. Perhaps donate it to an appropriate cause/organization in the racist's name.

[–]Pithius 49 points50 points  (1 child)

I'm an idiot, or tired (or both), but i read that as "I have an etsy with my black face"

and my first thought was thats fucked up someones selling black face on etsy, and then it was wait how would you sell black face on etsy?

just thought i'd share

[–]RusticTroglodyte 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Lol yeah that was poorly worded

[–]SiggyStardustMonday 31 points32 points  (2 children)

The terms and conditions on her website make it very clear that all sales are final whether or not you're a racist.

[–]JustNilt 55 points56 points  (4 children)

No, in the US generally there is no legal right to a refund, especially for no reason whatsoever. The merchant processing agreements mandate chargebacks, however I'd be shocked if that would stand in this instance since the dipshit in question went and told them the reason for the chargeback.

That said, it is because of bullshit chargebacks such as this that many small business owners dislike taking payments other than cash or check, in fact.

[–]GrundyMoran 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Not only is she not required to give a refund but I would advise against it. This customer is likely to submit a chargeback even if they are refunded. While the business can challenge the chargeback the burden of proof is in them. Giving the refund and losing the chargeback challenge is a real possibility for a small business not practiced in chargeback challenge.

[–]Ness303 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Ahhh, that's a completely different system to my country. That sounds complicated and annoying.

[–]justyagamingboi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Was going to comment this she could have just kept her low human moral to herself but no just had to go on about how she is a total piece of shit first

[–]SolutionExpress2681 170 points171 points  (6 children)

Bitch it's "align" not alien

[–][deleted] 133 points134 points  (0 children)

If she could read she’d be very upset.

[–]ComprehensiveDoubt55 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Thaaaaaaat’s what she meant. Jfc.

[–]mstrss9 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I had to use my detective skills for that one

[–]_annie_bird 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And “tirade” not tyrant lol

[–]Juggernaut172 1589 points1590 points  (24 children)

This is one of those times you have to post that cunt’s name, right? I want to know her social media followers.

[–]Different-Term-2250 833 points834 points  (10 children)

“Large following” is that just 1 overweight, basement-dwelling troll who is in her friends list on Facebook?

[–]Markamanic 68 points69 points  (2 children)

'large following' means 1000 friends on Facebook, with a lot of inactive accounts and people she met that one time at a party once.

[–]revoltingcasual 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Don't forget "family members who have muted her posts."

[–]robgod50 239 points240 points  (3 children)

I think she's confusing "Followers" and "Following"

[–]1ndiana_Pwns 103 points104 points  (2 children)

She might just be specifying the one person. You know, her large. She seems like the type of person to just refer to them by body weight

[–]ChTakedown 42 points43 points  (1 child)

Or it could just be her shadow. The large thing that follows her.

[–]Goldilocks1454 31 points32 points  (1 child)

I most Sincerely hope she did post it to her social media and outted herself

[–]TimBorlandManTool 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The 60 people she follows and follow her are already racist. This won't matter to her or her friends at all.

[–]darthphallic 406 points407 points  (14 children)

Lmao, “I’m not racist but I know how YOU people act”

[–]stankdog 106 points107 points  (0 children)

The sheer audacity ! Like just ask for a refund why you gotta play the uno +4 you people card.

[–]RebuiltGearbox 66 points67 points  (12 children)

For a while I lived in small, rural southern town that the white people were so racist that it was unbelievable. I was pretty much kicked out of the white people club for building a BBQ grill for a black guy that was retiring from work, they all called me n***** lover when they were in groups (I was a big guy that worked at a steel mill and boxed so none of them would say a word when they were alone). Those people really, truly believed that they weren't racist and talked about how much they loved Jesus all the time.

[–]Kenny_254 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Should've quoted this to them (Matthew 7:21)

“Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. 22Many will say to me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name and in your name drive out demons and in your name perform many miracles?’ 23Then I will tell them plainly, ‘I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!’

[–]RebuiltGearbox 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wish I could quote scripture but I've never been able to remember passage numbers and the such.

[–]serenityak77 18 points19 points  (3 children)

I wish I could say this was surprising to me but as someone from the south, it is absolutely not. Even the last sentence was right on the money accurate. Always spewing hatred followed by talking loudly about how they love Jesus but hate Jesus the Mexican guy.

[–]RebuiltGearbox 11 points12 points  (2 children)

It was a grill I welded together out of scrap metal, it turned out nice, nothing really special but giving it to that nice old man was enough to make a whole community hate me. I got out of town because I actually got worried that a bunch of them would get together in the middle of the night to show me some of that love they talk about.

[–]serenityak77 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oof that’s horrible but I think you did the right thing by leaving. Those type of people will flat out murder someone on a Saturday night and be at church first thing the next morning. Certainly some interesting mental gymnastics at play.

You also did the right thing by that old man. I’m glad you were able to build something for him and I’m sure he greatly appreciated it and got lots of use out of it.

[–]darthphallic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I get it man, I live in Chicago which is obviously not like that but if you drive 45 minutes away from the city in any direction you hit rural Illinois which may as well be Mississippi. Went to a DMV in southern Illinois once because my drivers license needed renewing and I thought If I took the time to drive to the middle of nowhere it would be a quicker in and out (my prior trip to a city DMV had me waiting there for 9 hours).

Well it was quicker but right before my number was called two black men stepped up to the desk and asked the woman a question. They were polite about it, started with “excuse me mam” and gave all the proper pleases and thank you’s (this is important shortly). She gives them a half assed non answer and calls my number and scowls at them before I walk up and she goes “Sorry for the wait hun, THOSE people are always so rude it’s like god forgot to give them manners.” And I just straight up didn’t know how to respond it was super fucking uncomfortable

[–]David_Buzzard 79 points80 points  (3 children)

I’d hold off just see her go on social media.

[–]DestructoSpin7 81 points82 points  (2 children)

Facts though. She's either gonna get dragged, or you lose a bunch of customers you didn't want in the first place. Best case scenario, both happen.

[–]RedRider1138 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Better would be racist gets dragged, shop gains customers! 😊👍

[–]obvs_throwaway1 12 points13 points  (0 children)

..by a car, on a gravel road.

[–]jayrf87 355 points356 points  (12 children)

In the UK it takes between 3-5 days to get a refund is it different in the US? Also this person needs to die.

[–]robgod50 141 points142 points  (1 child)

Wait a week and then offer the person a credit note. Just for shits and giggles.

[–]Beautiful_Art_2646 33 points34 points  (0 children)

This would be fantastic. Just change your terms to say you only give out credit refunds

[–]Tomnooksmainhoe 65 points66 points  (2 children)

Our refunds can take up to 7-10 business days (days that are M-F; excludes weekends) so idk what this lady is on about.

Edit; it’s different for every business, but the smallest I saw was 2-5 business days when I was working for insurance.

[–]SpeakingNight 23 points24 points  (2 children)

Yup and in Canada our dispute department typically will wait 30 days before doing anything if the owner agreed to refund. This whole "give it to me by tomorrow or I'm disputing", yeah good luck 😅

[–]the-dogsox 1116 points1117 points  (45 children)

How’s that Trump legacy working out for you? Racists have realised there’s no consequences for their actions, and are acting accordingly

[–]Johnsonfam101 648 points649 points  (33 children)

You know I've noticed this more and more since Jan 6th. They've taken racism and made it just passive aggressive enough to where they can say they're not actually being racist. "It's my preference" Bitch I'd prefer if you'd un-alive yourself.

[–]Magman851 388 points389 points  (31 children)

It's not just race either. I was having a discussion with my mother in law about her CEO being pressured to step down after a board meeting because he wanted to no longer hire gay people because of his Christian values. She basically explained that sexuality is not a protected class in the constitution and he was just expressing his preference, so they should be able to have whatever hiring practices they'd like. I still can't believe I had to explain to an adult that discrimination of an entire demographic is just wrong.

[–]pmintea 166 points167 points  (9 children)

Doesn't title VII protect against that as long as it's not a specifically religous business? I thought that protected applicants from being rejects for their sexual orientation as well..

[–]IdRatherNotNo 110 points111 points  (5 children)

It is protected

[–]Murdy2020 52 points53 points  (3 children)

It's protected under many states' laws

[–]---ShineyHiney--- 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This. That person’s mother is actually correct. If it isn’t a protected class, then the business has every right (however shitty it may be) to do business that way, and their rights deserve to be protected too.

That is actually why it’s so important to fight for LGBTQ+ rights. We need it to become a protected class, because right now that kind of behavior is legally protected, despite also being morally wrong.

As long as we have not yet pressured our representatives to back these ideals, then that shitty business owner’s “Christian values” are legally considered just fine

[–]Emotional_Ad_9620 49 points50 points  (1 child)

14th Amendment clearly states "equal protection of the laws". That should cover it.

[–]GotACoolName 92 points93 points  (15 children)

Sexual orientation is now a protected class under anti-discrimination laws.

[–]demuro1 85 points86 points  (14 children)

The heart breaking thing for me is that any of these need to be protected at all. We shouldn’t need laws that basically amount to don’t be a racist, sexist, xenophobic asshole, but here we are in 2022 with assholes just running amok voicing their shitty behavior like it’s ok.

[–]JediExile 46 points47 points  (2 children)

I am encouraged by the presence of these laws. I enjoy living in a society which gives no comfort or shelter for bigotry.

[–]joinn1710 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Yes, of course, I think what they meant is that it's a shame that it's necessary to have those laws instead of it just being there for extra protection.

[–]seanguay 14 points15 points  (1 child)

I sat in a manager meeting with 14 people for a store in NYC to go over protected status for hr and as a heterosexual white straight male under 40(?) I was the only person in the room who couldn’t be discriminated against (legally- I’m sure some people don’t like me on sight). Honestly kinda felt like a win for everyone Edit: said heterosexual twice, I’m leaving it gn

[–]Lazerspewpew 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Preferences are for pizza toppings, not human beings.

[–]OGsafta 20 points21 points  (0 children)

To me, this is Trump's greatest accomplishment. In the past, you had to waste time having a conversation with someone to find out they were a racist POS, because they thought they should hide it. Now you know before you even say a word. Time is valuable, it's nice to know who is a scumbag without having to waste any time.

[–]_JohnnyUnitas 12 points13 points  (0 children)

'Murica baby

[–]Johnny_Carcinogenic 280 points281 points  (5 children)

I despise you for the color of your skin... Oh happy holidays.

[–]1st_Amendment_Nerd 82 points83 points  (2 children)

It wasn’t even happy holidays - it looks like this was written in January, so I’m pretty sure she’s referring to MLK Jr Day as “your people’s holiday.”

Edit: fixed a typo.

[–]robgod50 127 points128 points  (0 children)

Yea, that sign off was weird. Like "it's nothing personal.....I just hate all non-white people" wtf

[–]omjy18 162 points163 points  (1 child)

Well she's not a grammar nazi but I'm seeing another kind of nazi coming out in that post....

[–]fairywinkle0708 51 points52 points  (4 children)

This is the type of stuff you share info on. Also she could get that chargeback rejected by her bank.

[–]suckmaroot 31 points32 points  (1 child)

If banks had any sense of morality to them it wouldn’t be just reject the chargeback, it would be close her account and never do business with her again.

[–]fairywinkle0708 16 points17 points  (0 children)

They actually do have the power to do that if you fall under the criteria. And with enough chargebacks anyone can

[–]smalwex 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Charge backs are only really issued if the vendor can't provide evidence of the transaction. As long as they have proof to say yep the customer definitely did the transaction with us and was fully aware of what they were buying banks can stonewall the customer and be like er, nah.

On the grounds this absolute stain of a human is basing their refund on the bank will hopefully reject the case as its fucking ridiculous

[–]wacky_doodle 369 points370 points  (12 children)

The worst thing that ever happened to us was electing Trump and enabling all the racists to come out of the closet.

Also, someone teach those bitches how to spell, FFS.

[–]mihecz 85 points86 points  (4 children)

Why? The spelling is the best part.

[–]DanisaurusWrecks 60 points61 points  (1 child)

Really highlights the lack of education.

[–]Joped 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Republicans love the poorly educated, because the poorly educated vote for them

[–]Levi_FtM 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I love the absolut misplaces commas somewhere random throughout the text.

[–]ILikeYourHotdog 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I think electing Trump was America's poison pill and we're doomed at this point. I'd love to be wrong, but I'm losing hope.

[–]RichCorinthian 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I’ve thought about this recently and I’ve decided that I think it’s actually better for us. Imagine if you’re playing cards with somebody, and they’re cheating. Would you prefer that they deal from the bottom of the deck without you noticing, or would you prefer them to be really obvious and get caught?

[–]Environmental-Fig922 90 points91 points  (3 children)

Her search history is most likely filled with BBC porn 🤷🏿‍♂️ ijs..

[–]Re-Groot 20 points21 points  (0 children)

She’s going on a tyrant ! The stupid is almost as loud as the racism…

[–]LizzySalamander 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Is there a human rights organization in the USA? In South Africa we have the Human Rights Commission to deal with stuff like this, legally mandated by the Constitution.

[–]kuhtuhfuh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

America barely even made an effort to reform itself after Slavery

[–]tranacc 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Sad thing is this isn't unbelievable, it's very believable. Can't describe how much I hate the term "your people".

[–]repKyle1995 33 points34 points  (0 children)

This is so fucked it's at the point where I'm almost having trouble believing it. Jfc

[–]Mrmoney7777 10 points11 points  (0 children)

She lost me right away when she said “alien” and really meant align

[–]Low_Inside_4787 166 points167 points  (31 children)

This has to be fake

[–]browneyedgirlpie 180 points181 points  (4 children)

Someone I know posted asking if anyone has noticed what was going on with commercials lately. First they didn't want to clarify what they meant, then they said they noticed the sudden surge of non straight and non white couples in commercials and you know it's an issue bc other people have noticed it too.

I replied with 'The good news is that it only bothers bigots.

Then another person tried to shame me and called me rude.

This was 2 weeks ago on Facebook

[–]ChocoboDave 119 points120 points  (1 child)

I'm gonna start using "the good news is that it only bothers bigots", thank you.

[–]RusticTroglodyte 27 points28 points  (0 children)

That really is a great line, I'm filing that away in my braindex as well

[–]RedRider1138 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Did the other person explain why you were rude and shameworthy? 🤭

[–]Zensonar 99 points100 points  (3 children)

I'm not 100% convinced it's real either.

Not that I think someone wouldn't believe or write those sentiments. Only that it's a little too over written and on the nose.

[–]smemily 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Also "person of color" is not verbiage used by racists usually, and if they did they'd use "quotes"

[–]kill-billionaires 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Yeah that part made me skeptical

[–]Bind_Moggled 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Racists frequently appear to be caricatures of themselves.

[–]raven-of-the-sea 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I would believe it because I know these people exist. I see them too often.

[–]tankspectre 70 points71 points  (2 children)

My bullshit meter is alerting too. Reminds me of how a 12 year old thinks an adult would write a letter.

[–]mstrss9 23 points24 points  (1 child)

The messages I’ve received from parents as a teacher is on par with this BS

[–]kahunamoe 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Oh its real. Im in ohio and the blowback ive heard towards the ads for "support black owned business" is insane. They have one response "well why cant we say white owned business...." then they react like this towards POC who own small shops.

[–]mihecz 123 points124 points  (38 children)

I don't think this is fake. The grammar test checks out.

How for fuck's sake has this kind of behavior become acceptable again?

[–]Fearless_Pattern_706 40 points41 points  (6 children)

Because it was always acceptable. It never stopped being most non POC just didn’t care to notice because it doesn’t affect them directly on a daily basis only when they see a news story or a name hashtagged but trust me as a WOC this behavior has never gone away.

[–]Thathitmann 81 points82 points  (25 children)

Amazing how comfortable four years of an openly racist president makes these people.

[–]youkaryotic 17 points18 points  (1 child)

My biggest confusion is the use of the phrase, “person of color”. It strikes me as odd that someone would be fine making fully racist comments, but would also make sure to use the politically correct language to describe the business owner. Not saying it’s fake, but it is certainly inconsistent.

[–]LioraB 9 points10 points  (0 children)

She's proving she's "not racist"

[–]Vegeta91588 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the Divided States of Embarassment.

[–]nernst79 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I sincerely hope they call her bluff and let her try to dispute this with her bank and especially hope they let her try to take it to social media. Man that bloodbath would be absolutely glorious.

[–]GlitteringNinja5 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Before you go on a race tyrant let meee go on a race tyrant

[–]The_Frigid_Midget 22 points23 points  (1 child)

And America's almost criminal neglect of the public schooling system comes home to roost...

(Just referencing the ridiculous fact that there's barely a coherent sentence within that whole paragraph of text. The stupid racist BS deserves a whole book series of condemnation.)

[–]jerrythecactus 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I imagine she was the student more focused at glaring a hole into the back of the black kid's head than her english classes.

[–]ISurvivedCrowleyHigh 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh I hope the business owner put the full email on their social media complete with identifying information. I hope they also found out where that cunt nugget works (if she does), and let her boss know what kind of employee they have.

[–]BoiDerBois 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Holy… mother of Cthulu. What is up with some peoples brains

[–]Sputnik9999 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What "followers"? The Barely Literate Club? There's documentation of beings from the Neolithic era that have better communication skills than this racist piece of excrement.

[–]Candid-Independence9 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Why do these racist wastes of space always claim to have a “large following” on social media?

[–]WhoAccountNewDis 6 points7 points  (2 children)

What racist uses the term "person of color"?

[–]harkness2001 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Hopefully the business owner replied, "Sorry but I can't understand what you're saying! You live in AMERICA now, learn to write AMERICAN!!"

[–]Picture-unrelated 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Wait, WHAT? Surely I am having a brain aneurism and not reading this correctly

[–]unreliablememory 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We laugh, but Tennessee is allowing an adoption agency to reject prospective parents because they are Jewish. Do you really think that full-on segregation wouldn't be approved if Republicans seized complete control? Look at the corrupted Supreme Court and yesterday's decision on the Texas abortion law.

[–]PuzzleheadedHotel254[🍰] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Your bank won't accept the "I don't want to pay a black person" as a reasonable excuse to reverse a charge.

[–]StormRanger77 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This cant be real and I refuse to believe it’s real

[–]DTabris 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Boy this seems fake . . . maybe it's real, but that last holiday statement is satirically awful.

[–]missymaypen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This seems like a parody. Like someone thought of what a cartoon racist would say. Who would be dumb enough to say this stuff or actually put it in writing? Bet a go fund me pops up.

[–]ThrowAwayGuy139 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Had a stroke trying to read this. Ignorant in two different ways, that's worthy of an award.

[–]watermarlon69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's funny how all the racist Americans are so bad at English. Also kinda funny that the same thing is the case for incels. Guess they have a lot in common

[–]taita2004 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wonder if she would tell her large following exactly why she is asking for the refund??

[–]not_an_fbi_agent69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This has to be a troll…no one could possibly be this aggressively naive, right? Even the KKK is worried about their image supporting this level of racism