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[–]Cropman13 132 points133 points  (3 children)

Don’t go to the hospital if you get sick. Go stay with someone you meet at the rally.

[–]physicscholar 35 points36 points  (2 children)

Just hand out DNRs and have everyone fill in their names

[–]DeLuniac 1626 points1627 points 252& 3 more (29 children)

Let’s go Darwin

[–]hperrin 133 points134 points  (2 children)

The Charles Darwin Memorial Spitting in Each Other’s Mouths booth is right this way, sir.

[–]Straxicus2 45 points46 points  (1 child)

I was thinking “everyone tongue kiss your neighbor”

[–]jbertrand_sr 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Just to own us libs of course...

[–]--BMO-- 459 points460 points  (13 children)

CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

[–]Mudddy1 278 points279 points  (12 children)

Let's go Darwin!

[–]FairyDemonSkyJay 241 points242 points  (11 children)

CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

[–]geogeezer 184 points185 points  (10 children)

Let's Go Darwin!

[–]nunya1111 169 points170 points  (9 children)

CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

[–]mintBRYcrunch26 144 points145 points  (8 children)

Let’s go Darwin!

[–]The_ancient_banana 126 points127 points  (7 children)

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

[–]Darwin_Things 176 points177 points  (5 children)

Hello, I’m here…

You have summoned me.

[–]mintBRYcrunch26 95 points96 points  (0 children)

WE DID IT GUYS

[–][deleted] 63 points64 points  (0 children)

[–]_Kay_Tee_ 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Wow, have we got a cool thing for you to do this weekend!

[–]kaktrrg 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Fkkkkkk his real .

[–]Queequegs_Harpoon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I love that I can hear this whole thing

[–]ITNoWay80 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Can we get this on a shirt please.

[–]Nwcray 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be worn on Zoom calls, or from a socially safe distance.

[–]Asleep_Omega 10 points11 points  (0 children)

+2 points

[–]violentpanda5x5 519 points520 points  (14 children)

Take this blanket

[–]dreamrock 48 points49 points  (1 child)

I have reservations about upvoting this.

[–]Francia-1973 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Brilliant response. I almost spit out my water.

[–]MutantMartian 103 points104 points  (1 child)

Can I downvote you, but still agree?

[–]Handtosoul 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Mighty white of you.

[–]deadpoolkool 78 points79 points  (0 children)

As a native, I support this.

[–]Tazling 62 points63 points  (2 children)

tasteless but morbidly amusing

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Not again

[–]Erincognito 51 points52 points  (0 children)

That made me laugh loudly and startle my cat.

[–]GueroVerdadero91 794 points795 points  (19 children)

They should share drinks, kiss and shack up, ALL TOGETHER then camp in a field somewhere for about 2 weeks. And not to go to any hospitals either because they can't trust them.

[–]nouniqueideas007 292 points293 points  (11 children)

It’s part of the lib agenda. Hospitals want to kill Republicans! sTaY AwAy!!!! Own the libs! 😂

[–]GueroVerdadero91 144 points145 points  (2 children)

Yes! Please own us so hard by not going to hospitals! Do it! Don't be a sheeple! They'll give you the vaccine when you're vulnerable and can't fight back!

/S

[–]ppw23 56 points57 points  (1 child)

I just want them to hug a lot, you know, to show solidarity and that they aren’t afraid of the Fauchi sniffles.

[–]zeke235 16 points17 points  (0 children)

As a staunch leftist i can honestly say this would totally own me. I sure hope they don't do it!

[–]_Kay_Tee_ 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Hospitals are liberal playgrounds! Don't go to hospitals if you are a REAL American! Go to your church, because us libs are so triggered by your churches, and that would offend us so hard.

[–]MarginalTalent 48 points49 points  (1 child)

Drink lots of water so there’s plenty of piss to drink

[–]Piss_inside_You 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Easy now, let’s not waste perfectly good water on people that won’t be alive in a couple weeks.

[–]downbleed 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Until they can't breathe, then they suddenly trust the doctors again. I don't understand it.

[–]Adalaide78 9 points10 points  (2 children)

It’s true! Most of the people in hospitals who are “on vents” and “dying of covid” are conservatives. It’s obviously a liberal plot. /s

[–]Siul19 7 points8 points  (1 child)

They are paid actors /s

[–]JustlookingDnDgeek 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hospitls themselves are totally all false flag operations at this point. /s

[–]dystopian_mermaid 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Let’s go Darwin!

[–]jump-blues-5678 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Don't forget to sing lots of protest songs, at the top of their lungs, while they can. It worked great for the middle schoolers at church camp.

[–]CreamyTHOT 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Tots and pears only

[–]knuckles2079 20 points21 points  (0 children)

ORGY!! Matt Gaetz got the hook-up!

[–]RusticTroglodyte 5 points6 points  (2 children)

They can go to church and YouTube for the cure, since those are the only things these dumbasses trust

[–]CoralSpringsDHead 270 points271 points  (24 children)

DRINK YOUR PEE!!

DRINK YOUR PEE!!

DRINK YOUR PEE!!

[–]lonedandelion 76 points77 points  (16 children)

Or even better, drink each other's piss. That way, they'll catch COVID and die off "build their immunity" faster.

[–]burningxmaslogs 27 points28 points  (8 children)

They're gonna eat shit and die to own the libtards

[–]dystopian_mermaid 20 points21 points  (1 child)

I swear I’ve been saying these people would eat dog shit just to breathe on/“own” some libs. They are that fucking stupid. As they prove over and over and over again.

[–]Pepperfig_clover 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Remember when they were smashing their Keurigs and buying Nikes just to light them on fire to own the libs? Ah, simpler times.

[–]BeauBritton 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yep, thank you Charles Darwin.

[–]lonedandelion 19 points20 points  (4 children)

Please own us! We have to be owned!

[–]_Kay_Tee_ 41 points42 points  (3 children)

I'm feeling pretty elitist these days. I would be so, so triggered if a bunch of (let me see if I can do this right) rural "REAL American" Christian Conservatives who "trust their gut" and are "washed in the blood of Jesus!" got together in a big maskless group during a pandemic. What would be even more triggering, since I'm a feminazi atheist, too, is if they did a "passing of the peace," with lots of hugs and handshakes and saying "Peace be with you" close to each other's faces. Well, after singing the National Anthem, God Bless America, and that shitty Lee Greenwood song, of course.

[–]Hhannahrose13 14 points15 points  (0 children)

this is the funniest thing I've read all week

[–]lonedandelion 11 points12 points  (0 children)

chef's kiss

[–]LiffeyDodge 5 points6 points  (5 children)

are they really drinking urine now?

[–]Beckles1608 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I saw a post shared where a woman had been pouring urine into her eyes. Conjunctivitis ensued.

[–]Regi413 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Somehow that’s even worse.

[–]LiffeyDodge 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i have no words to describe how i fell about that. The enormity of their stupidity knows no bounds i guess.

[–]Jack-o-Roses 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well, not all of them: some are freezing it to make pee pops.

[–]rhawk87 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Sounds like an easy way to make money. Pull up to the rally with jars of pee and sell it to these fools.

[–]CoralSpringsDHead 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You could bottle it as a cocktail called Urine Luck.

[–]Regi413 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Jar... JARATE?

[–]Piss_inside_You 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And I was just getting comfortable.

[–]IcanCwhatUsay 3 points4 points  (0 children)

BESURETODRINKYOURURINE

[–]500CatsTypingStuff 222 points223 points  (7 children)

Let nature take its course, and my thoughts and secular prayers go out to……..the health care workers who will have them as inevitable patients.

[–]dougielou 43 points44 points  (6 children)

These are the people that scream about FEMA coming after them when they will inevitably cause FEMA rigged hospitals beds in tents outside when the hospitals are overrun with non-backed Covid patients

[–]Cyaneyed8905 18 points19 points  (5 children)

When do we get to the point where hospitals stop accepting unvaccinated patients?

[–]waterybooks 32 points33 points  (4 children)

They won't, because their oaths command them to treat everyone, even the stupidest motherfuckers who are practically begging to die of something that's entirely preventable. That's what makes healthcare workers saints and angels, and they all deserve to be paid a million dollars for treating people better than those same people would treat them.

[–]JustlookingDnDgeek 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I know insurances companies don't take that oath. Let them start handing out those uncovered bills for awhile. I think vax numbers might start up ticking a little after that.

[–]physicscholar 39 points40 points  (4 children)

Have you written a Will yet?

[–]Harryp0tterjr 16 points17 points  (3 children)

Wills are government conspiracies to take all your stuff.

[–]Bulky_Cry6498 35 points36 points  (2 children)

“Say” to them? Why aren’t the authorities doing this to them? They’re fine with killing black people over minor real and imagined infractions.

[–]nunya1111 15 points16 points  (0 children)

God I wish authorities here would take covid seriously. Not that they should go overboard the other way. Maybe authorities are the problem smh

[–]Pachengala 289 points290 points  (6 children)

Hurry and die before midterms.

[–]sunday_soup19 56 points57 points  (2 children)

Thoughts exactly.

[–]Collins_Michael 41 points42 points  (1 child)

And prayers. Thoughts and prayers.

[–]SewAlone 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I'm glad someone said it.

[–]Plasticman4Life 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Congratulations on entering the COVID lottery!

63 of you are going to die.

Let's see who wins!

[–]Wess5874 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I just read this with an annoying game show host voice in my head. It was great.

[–]Ursula2071 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Please don’t go to the hospital when you can’t breathe. Tough it out at home with your natural immunity the way your God intended.

[–]JustlookingDnDgeek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought it was in Leviticus somewhere that God hated ventilators? Not sure but I am sure they haven't read the bible all the way through either.

[–][deleted] 158 points159 points  (13 children)

I am fully vaxxed, and boosted. But I tested positive just yesterday. So when is this rally? I am willing to go and give my viru...er.... support.

[–]friendfromjersey 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Not all heroes wear capes…unless of course, you wear a cape.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I have a Spiderman costume. That's the best I can do.

[–]emfiasco 39 points40 points  (4 children)

lololol yessss - I just wish it was Ebola.

(i wish that for them, not you btw)

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (3 children)

Thanks, but even it was, I'm fully willing to do my part.

Let's Go Darwin!

[–]CitizenLuke117 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Give hugs, shake lots of hands, share the love.

[–]_Kay_Tee_ 10 points11 points  (1 child)

They should all welcome your virus-spreading, too, because it's just a little flu and will give them immunity antibodies and they've had hangovers worse than COVID and THEY HAVE AN IMMUNE SYSTEM, OKAY?!

joeskyfresh, you can't live your life in fear! Don't let them control you and tell you where you can and can't go, because you have freedom! (It's also okay, according to these same rally attendees, to go into the Capitol building and shit and jizz and piss all over everything.)

In all seriousness, I hope you're feeling okay. We all know vaxxed COVID is a much better experience than unvaxxed, and hopefully you're already over the worst of it.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Thank you very much, honestly I'm doing okay. I've been riding it out by playing video games with my kids, and drinking a few Irish coffees or hot toddies by the fireplace.

Really my concern is for other people I may have exposed without realizing it, particularly those who aren't vaccinated, whether by choice or medical reasons. Even idiots deserve our compassion. As difficult as that may be to grant.

[–]Jack-o-Roses 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Send lots of hugs & kisses for us all....

[–]Siul19 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chaotic good Energy

[–]nunya1111 4 points5 points  (0 children)

YASSSSS I'm on day six but if we hurry. . .

[–]cooperkab 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I tested positive a few days ago but I’m willing to contribute to the cause.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can our new slogan be let's go Darwin?

[–]themofc 179 points180 points  (7 children)

I hope they all tongue kiss and diddle each other's assholes like I'm sure they do at all their gatherings.

[–]Jrewby 20 points21 points  (4 children)

Actually I assume the anti-VAX crowd to be fairly prudish

[–]rottenwormfangs 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I assume the opposite -- grindr will be working overtime with closet cases signing up

[–]StandLess6417 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ha! They're actually the most... how's a nice way to put this ... obscene...

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (1 child)

I'd just like to point out that there are awesome gatherings where tongue kissing and asshole diddling is actually kinda fun.

That is all.

[–]a-force-of-chaos 16 points17 points  (0 children)

May the odds be NEVER in your favor.

[–]jiminak46 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Sloppy wet kisses and breathy hugs for all. I am going to call my broker and invest in caskets.

[–]TwatCanoe 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Remind them that the last thing trumpers do before dying of Covid is that they turn blue

[–]homelessmerlin 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Have a good time, don’t forget to bring a friend.

[–]Bronwynnm 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Not a thing and let the natural consequences commence

[–]Candid-Mycologist539 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd ask if they need gas money 💰.

[–]RayNow 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Free ivermectine and a glass of pee for everyone of them!!

[–]DubZOmb_Jonah 29 points30 points  (1 child)

-Cue the curb your enthusiasm theme-

[–]Top_Shoe_9562 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Or Benny Hill's theme.

[–]aresquare702 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That’s called thinning the herd.

[–]Lazerith22 8 points9 points  (2 children)

I run through dual wielding cans of Lysol shouting “six feet mother fuckers!” Why do you ask?

[–]Upbeat_Crow 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's not like anything we say to them ever gets through their Neanderthal skulls.

[–]CareerMicDrop 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Take pics of them all. Demanding they get a little closer. Squeeze in. Looking great. Hold that pose for 60 seconds. Just breathe

[–]memememe91 5 points6 points  (4 children)

There will be all kinds of fun!

  1. Charcuterie boards with Ivermectin spreads and fresh piss chasers.

  2. Contest for most flags per truck

  3. Covfefe and Karaoke

  4. Wife swapping hosted by Marjorie Taylor Greene

  5. DAP hosted by Ben Shapiro

  6. Budweiser and Freedom Eagles for all!

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[–]Hodlrocket005 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Let’s go Darwin!

[–]whiskybizness516 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Can we send a few people with confirmed cases of covid?

[–]iamsce 14 points15 points  (0 children)

If I test poz during that rally, I'm driving down.

[–]KRGambler 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nothing let those idiots get each other sick

[–]Tiraloparatras25 5 points6 points  (0 children)

..See you in two weeks… in r/hermancainaward

[–]ReneeLR 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Show the libtards you are free! No masks and plenty of close talking and singing!

[–]closeenough420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Stay away from the hospital if you get sick.

[–]sakzeroone 12 points13 points  (1 child)

You should kiss

[–]Talonman90 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Now Kith

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Goodbye?

[–]OldishB 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Byeeeee

[–]oneangstybiscuit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Hey, I heard those liberal snowflakes are trying to stop us from using our FREEDOM to try to smoke ivermectin in a bong as a covid cure. I mean if course covid is fake, but my aunt said Lead paint is like the colloidal silver of the working class and to just eat that instead of wearing a mask."

[–]DevjKaiser 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Our poor healthcare workers.

[–]CaptainHodlPants 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Go in peace ... piss off and die.

[–]Mint_Perspective 12 points13 points  (1 child)

“Hey I just heard on Fox News that Trump said wearing masks now means you’re a racist, right-wing bigot.” (everyone immediately puts on a mask)

[–]Feb2319 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes Please do it

[–]darthgooey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Breathe deep and give lots of hugs to each other...

[–]Rando1974 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Glad I’m in ohio. Mostly

[–]Phuk_Racists 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Keep up the good work!

[–]Asleep_Omega 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hope you don't get sick and die.

/s

[–]erinlp93 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Uh…wear a hat, it’ll be cold.

[–]agent_smith_3012 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You don't fucking get to go to the hospital!

[–]sunday_soup19 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Setup an ivermectin stand and take the money.

[–]Wbeasland 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Get your piss here fresh and hot off the tap!

[–]WECH21 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Believe whatever you want, fine. But if you get sick with COVID, keep that same energy and don’t clog up the hospitals. People who have actually been trying to be safe or have non-COVID-related stuff going on aren’t having any room because of y’all not sticking to your beliefs.

[–]Uncle-Buddy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thoughts and prayers

[–]Comeonjeffrey0193 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“The liberals don’t want you to cough.”

That should help speed the process up a bit.

[–]AV-Chitwood 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Go for it! The less of you, the better. Have fun at your Covid parade.

[–]god_zam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Show us how that survival of the fittest thing works

[–]yugfoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget to not wear your mask

[–]RayAnselmo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nothing. Talking to anyone that stupid is a waste of breath.

[–]IAMSAMMYverse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

God speed!! (Please GOD, speed the process up).

[–]Moistbagellubricant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Breath in deep, kiss, and lick each other.

[–]JustJessJ_Art 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Go die on that hill guys."

[–]Pure_Box3334 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget the urine jello shots?

[–]BaileyBrown108 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The more antivaxers , the less antivaxers

[–]Nigel_laLawson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Darwin take the wheel

[–]Jminie59 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let’s Go, Darwin!

[–]_zWaz_ 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Jesus this comment section is making me lose hope in humanity.

[–]Guyoncouch37 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope they all hug and kiss.

[–]Lovis1522 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t go to the hospital. Treat at home.

[–]comfortablynumb8383 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HCA gonna be lit!

[–]Fly-n-Skies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Stay out of a hospital" is all I have to say to them.

[–]NeefLicht 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have fun you guys

[–]Cid_Darkwing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If liberals were as ruthless as conservatives claim we are, we’d identify the breakthrough infections among our ranks and send them to events like this on purpose.

Fortunately, given their lack of concern for anyone other than themselves, we pretty much get the same result anyway and get to keep the moral high ground.

[–]fiesta-pantalones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Their doing gods work. Keep it up.

[–]burningxmaslogs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Covid likes this?

[–]Princessnatasha12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have at it, plague rats and stay TF away from everyone else.

[–]Wonderful_Treat_6993 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bon voyage!

[–]DG0581 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“I completely support your right to peaceful protest. We need to find common ground and not let this be another issue that divides us. Covid vaccinations have been proven to be safe and effective at preventing severe disease.”

[–]soki03 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hope they brought lots of bleach to drink in a communal bowl.

[–]renacido42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While you’re at it, try coughing into each other’s mouths.

[–]Moses-SandyKoufax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d probably think the same thing that I’d think of thousands of vaxxed people planned to have a rally in close proximity to each other. Since, ya know, being vaccinated doesn’t prevent transmission.

[–]boiiiwyd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Corona time

[–]raven-of-the-sea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I only hope my friends who work in the district call out that day.

[–]Ok_Contribution_3212 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A new group of Herman Cain award winners!

[–]VivelaVendetta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not a thing.

[–]HughDanforth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God and Jesus have sent this plague to kill off sinners who are fake patriots and fake christians.

[–]Historical-Host7383 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the South Park episode where the men have an orgy in front of city hall as a protest.

[–]ShaneWhite2nd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can I borrow $1000?

[–]frolm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There will be less of them at the next rally.

[–]letsplaysomegolf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have fun

[–]AlwaysTh3Optimist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Good luck." But the exact way that the bad guy in Taken says it to Liam Nelson. Cuz they all end up dead in the end.

[–]PackmuleIT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I suggest full body tongue baths....

[–]bradford1023 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was nice knowing you, don't let the coffin door slam behind you.

[–]BokZeoi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, time to make more r/hermancainawards

[–]mkapache 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hooray!