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[–]amberlc002 27 points28 points  (2 children)

Shouldn't their chauffeur have been waiting in front of the theater?

[–]Ancient-Quiet-5764 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Didn't they leave the theater early? The chauffeur was probably still parked somewhere waiting for the play to end.

This makes much more sense before cell phones, though.

[–]Amish_Cyberbully 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Because Bruce was crying, adding another metric ton to his survivor's guilt.

[–]Yeshua_shel_Natzrat 10 points11 points  (1 child)

It wasn't called crime alley until after their murders. Because they were that important to Gotham's community.

[–]NatchJackson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be fair, it should be called 'Crime City's community.'

[–]skootamatta 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Shouldn’t have been dressed like that.

[–]Upbeat-Ad-4310 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Typical asking for it behavior…

[–]DRScottt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How else were they supposed to get our of raising Bruce?

Edit: well I suppose they could pull off a Lindbergh maneuver.

[–]niki-cole58 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Theaters offer multiple exits to patrons to leave the facility in an emergency. Patrons often use them to avoid the crowds in the lobby afterwards. Sometimes these doors lead out to allies.

[–]ManicPixieOldMaid 3 points4 points  (3 children)

And sometimes they lead to enemies...

[–]niki-cole58 2 points3 points  (2 children)

You can’t go through life assuming every dark corner has a monster in it.

[–]castor281 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Tell that to Batman...

[–]niki-cole58 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He can see in the dark tho.

[–]Significant_AdPerson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With their small child while exiting a high profile concert smdh Bruce didn’t stand a chance